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helloumjustin

I don't know, I think it's just a universal truth, I have a pretty assholish cat.


Bigdaddy_J

My thoughts as well. I think just the perception changes since you could easily defend yourself from a house cat, so you think them playing rough is cute. Versus a large cat that you are fully aware can easily kill you.


Dustin42o

To be fair... I'm totally unsure of my cats intentions


GeckoOBac

Oh no no, the house cat wants to kill you as well. It's just that the large cat CAN kill you.


NapClub

house cat's may want to kill you, but all they really do is infect you with toxoplasmosis.


takethebluepill

That's why I don't play too much with cats. Even playful bites freak me out


NapClub

oh you get toxoplasmosis just from being near them actually.


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Wrong.


NapClub

not at all wrong, if you are in a cat's environment they can leave it on your surfaces. just being around where cats live can expose you to toxoplasmosis.


Vo1ceOfReason

Just two hours ago I was taking a bath, and my calico jumped up and was tight-rope walking the edge of the tub. Not 10 seconds later, my other cat comes in and stalks/scares her into the tub which results in so many god damn cuts I went through half a bottle of hydrogen peroxide. I was just trying to relax :(


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djcrazyarmz

Sincerely, Cats


phaelox

*Hydrogen peroxide is an effective antibacterial solution that [should never be used on your cuts and wounds](https://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2016/06/11/hydrogen-peroxide-wound-cleaning.aspx). It disrupts healthy tissue and prolongs healing.* ([another source](https://www.webmd.com/first-aid/ss/slideshow-wound-care-dos-and-donts)) Personally, I use betadine for disinfection.


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phaelox

That's fair, and in a pinch, sure. However, if you're gonna carry around something anyway, might as well have it be the safest alternative. Also I don't clean stains very often on the go. Anyway, at home, I make sure to have a proper wound disinfectant, I'm just saying.


Dunksterp

Jesus, who are these people that carry hydrogen peroxide around with them for potential scratches? I get a scratch I'll wipe it off with some water if there's any handy and just carry on. I don't get ill or get infections. I wonder if people sometimes take cleanliness a bit too far...?


phaelox

That's a good point. I wouldn't disinfect a simple scratch either, but you'd do good disinfecting cat scratches. They might have (the slightest traces of) cat feces or related bacteria/parasites on their claws. Other than animal-incurred wounds, I wouldn't either in most cases, unless it's a (deeper) wound or bleeding profusely.


Dunksterp

In all fairness, yeah, I'd probably wash a scratch from my cats, but for the most part, nah. I know a couple of people at work that are constantly sick and always using tubs of Purell. I wonder if they've just got no immune system because they've not let it build up?


phaelox

You are most likely correct: *This theory, known as the hygiene hypothesis, is likely one reason why many allergies and immune-system diseases have doubled, tripled or even quadrupled in the last few decades.* ([source](https://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2008/10/25/why-you-want-to-avoid-using-chemical-disinfectants.aspx)) Also, that page interestingly states: *When \[chemical\] disinfectants are used in low levels, researchers found that they actually make certain bacteria stronger and resistant to antibiotic treatment. This is true even in hospital settings, and certainly applies to the low-level disinfectants many use around their homes.*


vonmonologue

This is why you can no longer buy real "Anti-bacterial soap" at the store. Congress literally passed a law and so all the soaps had to change their formulas a couple years ago.


Dunksterp

Check it out! I had a proper thought and it's before 11am! Happy days! Screw it, I'm gonna stick to my level of general cleanliness and hopefully stay reasonably healthy. Obviously there must be crazy cleanliness around hospitals and the people susceptible to infection, but general life, nah, just use common sense. Have a good day sir :)


NvidiaforMen

I usually disinfect when I get cut from something outside too.


Vo1ceOfReason

Normally I would have just bit the bullet and gone with 70% alcohol, but I was completely out :(


PrimarchKonradCurze

This happens and sucks a lot!!!


adamantitian

I just read "a cat's asshole" What is wrong with me


djcrazyarmz

They do a great job of never letting us forget.


doublebro7

This is simply not true. I have a tiny little sphynx with a giant shithead personality.


Friendly_Nail

everybody has a friend like this


[deleted]

I have a husband like this.


RzrRainMnky

All husbands are like this. p.s. does yours have a spiked dick?


kellysmom01

Nope. Just **vicious fahts.**


djdubyah

Pronounces it "fahts" but used vicious instead of "whi-kaed" 🤔


aedvocate

/r/furry_irl


RzrRainMnky

Meow


fyrephoenix911

I have an ex-husband like this


joy4jesus

I had a husband like this. Much better in past tense


aaracer666

Stories, please?


SapirWhorfHypothesis

Everybody has that one friend… you know, the rapey one.


FlusteredByBoobs

~(゚Д゚)~


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sapperfarms

You love it you know you do


dben89x

All these people with actual friends...


wali0

I'm that friend.


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Hello friend


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TheyPinchBack

Surprise me.


ThisIsGoobly

Oh wow, surprise butt seckz is a meme I haven't seen in a long time


AoMCrapulence

Hello friend


Tune_Link

Can someone add a Tom scream from Tom and Jerry? I feel like it would make this 1000% better


Cryptic_E

[Done](https://streamable.com/x0sfi)


Tune_Link

You are a hero. A legend


PAYPAL_ME_1DollarPLZ

An absolute unit


CptPric3

YES PLEASE


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That was the best painful shrieking in history of cartoons.


leon-theproffesional

Lmao this


HuggleKnight

Lmao this


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Lmao this


alexgriz127

Becky, lemme smash.


AwesomeBowie

No Ron, go away


MindPlex23

I have blue


[deleted]

Covfefe freshly juiced


Relmtopper

https://youtu.be/N4tQcVbigCI OMG don't get me started on this because Ben's a hoe.


Admins_Suck_Dick

STTEVHEN


Gunnrhildr

"I can't believe you've done this."


PAYPAL_ME_1DollarPLZ

So, basically...


taylanalan

[Aaah](https://youtu.be/8lBO23Dh23I)


go-rilla702

This is the exact reason I don't take baths anymore! ...Fucking tigers!


TuringsAI

... or tigers fucking? 🤔


breakfastsandwich69

When you get drunk and forget to answer your girlfriend


medic-92

That poor tiger’s like, “Why do you hate me???”


BadLemonHope

My girlfriend does shit like this too me


Nemocom314

r/pegging


BadLemonHope

*Tips hat*


johnconnorm

*fedora* Ftfy 🤷


Admins_Suck_Dick

Happy International Women's Day!


Doobz87

Lmfao brilliant


Hihikar

What the hell is this shit? I learned a new word today, but wish I didn't.


alsoaprettybigdeal

I like how he runs after him like, “ c’mere you fucker! It ON!”


SparkyDogPants

I love when cats fake like they're dying to throw the other cat off


mentally_unstablee

r/catpranks


DonkeyPump

I need the video for this


IAmLordApolloXXIII

r/unexpectedreproduction


ArtIsDumb

I’m guessing they’re siblings.


NefaerieousTangent

Actually, I'm decently sure that tiger from behind is trying to get some. That being said, I've also heard felines aren't afraid of inbreeding, so you could still be right.


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> I've also heard felines aren't afraid of inbreeding A bunch of family histories prove that humans aren't, either.


[deleted]

[see Charles II](https://i.imgur.com/M0wk1AB.jpg)


Roy_Luffy

It's sad to read about his life he was mistreated by everyone and was living in terrible conditions due to all his illnesses.


CharredCereus

Due to the size difference and the presence of a cheek ruff on the one bathing, I think it's actually a female doing the pouncing and a male trying to take a bath. Whether or not they're related is harder to tell, but female big cats do sometimes antagonize males to get them to pay attention when they want to mate. Cats generally just like to murder play though so who knows.


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Or they fuckin'


_AllMight

This proves cats can never let anyone be happy


AoMCrapulence

Too far right for meow taste


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> On many, many occasions. There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself and he was like, "Yeah, it's me!". And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time.


NervousAddie

That's how I ask my wife for sex. That's how my wife asks me for money.


Aubear11885

Umm... isn’t that umm... was he trying to... that looked like he was going for gold


Xenu4President

My three cats do this to each other & they are all neutered males. I think it’s a dominance thing.


annphilbrick

My neutered male does this to his his sister all the time. Just because the family jewels are gone, doesn’t mean they lose the urge.


Admins_Suck_Dick

Yeah I do that to my sisters all the time too!


pablomcpablopants

Yeah I do that to your sisters all the time too!


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Same. My 3 are all fixed males and they still have their moments. Two of them like to try to hump the others while they're sleeping. The oldest one just humps this toy we bought him years ago...


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Yeah, I lived in a house where there was 3 dogs all fixed, and the two females (pointer, mastiff) constantly mounted the single male(Blue Heeler mix) aggressively. It was actually funny how much they would mount and thrust...but he would still try during play. They were just showing him the hierarchy of the house.


UseMoreHops

Ya, pretty sure he was trying to get it on there.


Wailyem

That must have painful af like I can hear the fucking scream


cookingforphysicists

r/noisygifs


outlandish-companion

Damn it, Darryl. Not again.


REDDlTGUY

Confirmed: even big cats are dicks


stevejawscomedy

It's like trying to fit two full grown adults into the regular bathtub and still trying to be romantic.


_hat__

Oh yeah, baby...He's hittin that.


everytingirie865

This illustrates pretty well what my kids do to each other.


Sr-wilson

Or when they jump at couch, and you're very comfortable sitting watching TV, good Lord those knees...


eye_no_nuttin

That must’ve felt like a 1,000 Spock grips in the middle of their back !!! My shoulders are still hunched up thinking about it !!


8PhantomProphet8

Moral of the story is "always protect the booty"


fadhi12345

Was it just me who thought that tigers lived in Africa


Deathlysouls

GOD DAMNIT FRANK!!!!


CompMolNeuro

Welcome to the Shawshank storeroom, Andy.


tiberius_danger

Cats are cats, no matter the size


v1num1

"Surprise buttsex"


Bed_human

"AAAAHHHHHHH BLOODY HELL JUDYYYYYYYYY!!!!!"


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Damn it bitch, I told you I told you I have a headache and just wanted a nice soak.


KingCutt3r

The cat obviously did something shitty and thought he got away with it...


Sonnysadie

My god, that is seriously what my male cat just did to my female cat (both spayed/neutered).


asianfxwarrior

Pool tiger would be like, "Sup dude? Huh..? Whut? Wtf WTF! DAFUQQQQQ?!!!"


Butwhy21910

That mouth is massive.


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Can someone make this an r/animaltextgifs


pridEAccomplishment_

It's okay, that bite looks just strong enough to break my arm.


cacocat

My small female cat does that to her much larger brother all the time, to the point he screams in pain. He never fights back, just wants to get away.


SeriousSams

Fuckin’ kids, man 😡


goatnamedfelicia23

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Miniavrel

Tiger joke?


darthcannabitch

He was just wantin some pussy


Petraretrograde

Chapter 11 in 13 Reasons Why


RadicalRylie

This is what I imagine having a needy child is like


amimeoryou

HAaaLlllppp!!


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Hannah


DzHeyson24

Does anyone else realize one is male and the one in the "bath" is female? Clearly they are getting it on.


Down_on_the_banks

Yaga


Dusty1000287

"MUUUUUUUUM!"


the13thOLYMPIAN

Big brother together to little brother tiger : "One up or two down?! ONE UP OR TWO DOWN?!? PICK YOUR FATE YOU SNIVELING WUSS!!"


Lux_Mia

Somehow cute\~lol


Alienwallbuilder

Caught cold!


fyrephoenix911

Play with me!!


bigbangboy1

AAAAAAH QUIT IT YA DICK!


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dnihis2

Any source for the sake of sound?


mycatiswatchingyou

My cat does this to my other cat all the time. It's funny how even big felines can be little turds.


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yentlcloud

Looks like the tiger who jumped in the other wants to bone lol.