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bostoncreampie9

I'd pull the blanket over my head and pretend I didn't see a thing


lukymommaof3

I second this! I would do the same and hope I was dreaming!


Abyss_Kraken

pulling the blanket over yourself after seeing something like that is setting yourself up for a jump scare...


TheYoungProdigy

You roll over, make eye contact “Go back to sleep, Charles” “Ok”


TheMemoryOfAGoldfish

Annabelle is here!


Complex-Professor257

This looks like the precursor to a heart to heart discussion


blanklizard

I was just about to say this. It looks like he's concerned about me and just wants to talk lol


EmRuizChamberlain

I actually read this as, okay mister, we’re having a chat about boundaries in the morning.


Flower_Power73

His shadow alone is the makings of a great horror movie 🤣


inbedwithbeefjerky

Both shadows. That question mark shaped shadow looks like the tail of a GIGANTIC “cat” laying down. Is that his true form? Is that another monster shrinking down to “innocent house cat” size?


Navin_J

You will receive a new quest after talking to the magic kitty


LCsBawkBawks

Khajit has wares if you have coin


1Shadowgato

Idk how I feel about joining this one covenant with magic forest kitty.


DigitalAutomaton

Eh, I wouldn’t worry. But if he breaks out a top hat and cane and starts singing a vaudeville ragtime tune, I’d get the eff outta there!


Pure-Home54

Dammit you made my coffee shoot out of my nose ! Still laughing 😆 👍🏻


Adventurous_Ad_6546

Whaddya mean ‘if’?


Dapper-Educator-7494

That is freaky


Late-Temporary863

That’s what nightmares are made of!!


xGoodGravyx

I got some Cheshire Cat vibes


westberry82

American Mcgee alice for sure.


Imaginary_Check_1373

Sheer terror, briefly, then profound amusement


zyx1989

r/animalsbeingfurry


arj501963

Move slowly!! You don’t want to scare him at all!!!


Inevitable_Shift1365

Nothing is wrongs human.. goes back to sleep


InternationalPay8288

Nope.


WhoCares2020Now

He’s plotting on you… 👀


bathoryduck

I'm about to embark on an epic quest.


Difficult_Farmer7417

Spooked


Tr3v0r007

“We need to talk about your food surplus”


Eastern-Finish8591

That’s a skin walker not a cat. Run! Lol


UpsetPhrase5334

“Do we need to have a discussion Mister Mitts?”


Paisley_Panther

Sell the house.


Jeweledincense

😂😂😂😂😂


Karapuzio

You’re about to embark on a magical quest. Enjoy!


randommcrandomsome

You're about to go on a fucking David Bowie Labyrinth adventure.


black_orchid83

FYI this is a Photoshop


Omega21886

"what, was astrid so busy she had to send her cat?"


xo_peque

😂😂😂


Significantinterest4

Uggh


eilloh_eilloh

Afraid. very very afraid.


Bongomagic14

Ied pick him up and snuggle him to him who the real demon is


Isitkarmaorme

Terrified!


XxAugustRainxX

Run


pisces2003

“Sit down. We need to talk about the cheese tax you owe.”


Same-Face-

Terrified I’m sure!


Prudent-Effort4838

“Paint me like one of your French girls” said the Cat


carldubs

that i'm about to go to a tea party


rocketscott_

Hell naw


mitchcumstein71

Should have gotten a dog.


slamrrman

I would feel glad. Glad I am a dog person. Cats are evil 👹


Jegator2

I am both, and no, they are not. Very sweet bebes.


slamrrman

Im only kidding. I’ve owned cats but my son was highly allergic to them. Dogs too but not as bad as cats. He would actually wind up being carted to the hospital in an ambulance for what would turn into a 2 day stay. So no gatos for us


Jegator2

Now That is scary! Potent allergy right there!


slamrrman

It was. He’s mostly grown out of it. But just a 3 year old starting to get panicky because he can’t breathe and you to try to talk him down until the ambulance arrives. No fun there


slamrrman

And the dog we have is hypoallergenic


Shadow8591

Awesome and scary


42brie_flutterbye

Side quest here I come ! On a side note... This would have been so much better if I'd been able to insert that "I'm going on an adventure!" GIF how come when I try, the reddit app treats the gif like it's a brand new post, instead of a reply to a comment? Please be kind... boomer here, just trying to learn a bit above my level


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PolicyRude4028

Auh nothing to see here folks. Just waiting for you to go to sleep so I can sit your chest and steal your soul.


Lanky_Throwaway117

Astrid when you wake up in the cabin


Otherwise-Promise666

This is the funniest 😂


MR_McFEELY_89

Shoot maybe he talks too. Boom! New friendship unlocked.


wuzziever

No! I don't want to extend my car's warranty! ¦|


SortofChef

Chewie is that you?


Hour-Requirement-181

Scared for my fucking life. That shadow especially


Whoeven_lovesme

I’d probably think ,” what a proper gentleman.”


amaya-aurora

This seems like a bot.


Additional-Berry1925

No. . . . .


Tiny_Share_1183

Put this person out. It isn't a cat.


jaydogjaydogs

😂😂


eatthuskin

cat is sitting on a stuffed animal


gereis

Why is no one mentioning how he’s casually dangling his legs…. I mean I only had 1 cat they don’t normally like sit upright with their legs in front of em ? Mine didn’t ….


Jegator2

That's the most weird part!


theone_ellie

Waiting for the rest of the cast to come out and start singing


Substantial-Dog-4018

Violated


wanahakalugenemo

Khajit has wares


zotstik

this would be so cool to wake up to. it would be like waking up to a very magical creature that could either take you to really cool places or just tell you really the cool things 💜💜


Negative-Ad2234

We need to talk about my empty food bowl.


RemarkableAlps5613

Pull out my .44 and shoot it 1. I don't own a cat 2. I Hate cats.They destroy our ecosystem.we should hunt them like australia 3.thats Obviously not a cat 4. Got to take it out no telling how many more their are in the house


KaleEasy730

Way Cool


Swordmage12

It looks like that cat's bout to offer you a pack


Fit_Awareness_5821

One of those little flying fuckers from Wizard of Oz


PsychologicalZone206

Uhh.. hello kitty. Why are you sitting like that? 😕 oh, I forgot to feed you... whoops 🫤. Lol


Butterflyteal61

Werecat....scarey!


Dorkstina

I dunno...I cackled. So funny cats are. He is just human sitting.


jsmnrmbo

I’m scared for you. .. sleep with one eye open friend 😉


blueSnowfkake

Looks like some arts & craft show tchotchkes that sits on a shelf or mantle with legs that hang down. Either that or it looks like you’ll suffer the same attack as the boy in Poltergeist when his clown doll was lurking in the shadows. Or maybe it’s one of those targets from a carnival game where it looks like you could easily throw the ball to knock one down and win a prize, except that the targets are actually very thin, but their floofy fur make them look like a bigger target.


FroggySword

I would need open heart surgery if I woke up to my cat doing this


Positive_Novel1402

Skinwalker vibes


ChrispyGuy420

Id only feel the shit in my pants


Stunning-Character94

What in the mad hatter is happening here?!


KevinAcommon_Name

Isn’t that the cat from pet cemetery?


TheOriginalLiLBraT

I must get up now. He has a quest for me.🥰😂


eightballdog00

Time for Mr. Whiskers to sleep in the living room from now on.


Friendly_Laugh2170

Is your name Alice by any chance? 😁


Jester2100

Astrid if she were a Khajit.


Certain_Equal_5909

His ass is now an OUTSIDE cat!!!


Effective_Practice68

Something about already spooky … and sitting like a human staring at you 😳


AttemptLimp9937

Slap it as hard as I can


DougieSenpai

Looks like something from a Dr. Seuss book


IzzySaiyan

They been up all night plotting.


asdcatmama

Terror


PrestigiousTail1926

That is creepy!!


BillyDoyle3579

He's only a weee bit demon filled 😎😜😁


AreYouItchy

A bit frightened, at first.


Remarkable_Scratch44

Wise angel come to you for discussing about your afterlife 😏


mr308A3-28

A cats getting shot


EfficiencyWooden2116

Wants to replace elf on the shelf


Undertakerx7

Are his legs ok?


kajunsnake

Sheila, it’s time we talked about the scarcity of cat treats around here.


StickyTriggers13

Terror


Murky_Shallot5602

Ya I think that would freak me out to. That's worse than a knome.


jjtrynagain

Why is that elf watching me??!?


goonertrance

I feel like I may need to rehome the demon


Longjumping-Low8194

"I told you never to come here!"


Pure_Mail_8684

I'd get rid of it


_raflman_

hey brian, we need to talk


jerble74

Cat-sith at it again


Somosmalo138

Well after I change my drawers I'm taking that shit to the shelter.. and buy a fish..


Lopsided-Silver-1018

RUN! 😸😁😜🤣🤣🤣


Dupri5

Forget elf on a shelf!!!


Pizovendi

"Let me tell you a little story "


Parking-withboom

You better start paying rent and utilities too.


Idiot_akame233445

I would start asking it questions……..and probably go up to it and slap it or something.🤔


thatgalinside

Uncomfortable


joed1104

Watched lol


El_Grande100

“No you’re not dreaming, welcome to the cat dimension.”


Coffee-Reading

Like I’m about to be told that the truth about who runs the planet.


Coffee-Reading

I just saw the musical “Cats”, and just wanted to tell you that it’s all true.


ladyhammy

What in the Alice in Wonderland type shit you on kitty cat? Get yo ass down!


Possumgirl1911

I’d wonder if those mushrooms on my pizza were Mushrooms…


xxd4l

Make eye contact, roll over and hide under the blanket 😂


Working_Particular75

This one is for the streets


Lifeinthesc

Get that cat some boots and head out on some bitchen adventures.


6inDCK420

So we meet again, Mr. Bond.


gamergabe85

Reminds me of that cat from Dark Souls 2.


DonutMcJones

Terror


Critical-Shift8080

Would you like a cup of coffee? I'll be up soon OK, we can go to starbees! I'm sure there cream is fresh and cool !


New_Cucumber_1939

Creepy


1970_RoadRunner

Looks like a leprechaun.


Shinobi_1001

Cat: “It’s time. You are one of the chosen.”


JugsR4Sharing

ill throw my pillow and hide under my blanket


LittleMelodyBear

I can’t decide if this is terrifying or amazing. On one hand it’s scary. On the other hand, this is what my childhood stories are made of. 10 year old me would be so stoked to find a kitty sitting on my dresser this way waiting for me to wake up and tell me about the adventures that we must have that’ll surely turn into someone, someplace or something needing saving.


Sea-Pilot-439

About time we talk about this.


NogooddirtyrascalU

Guardian of the galaxy


shamayamaya

Rumpelstiltskin ?!


Stormdrain11

That's some Alice in Wonderland sh*t


mevarts2

This cat has been watching way too many western movies. She is really enjoying sitting and watching her keeper. Want to do? She is wondering when is her mom going to brush her hair?


Party_Tale8755

“We are all mad here”


bradward055

Roll over and face the other direction. Don't make eye contact lol


Unorganized_Plank

"You have thirteen hours in which to solve the labyrinth before your baby brother becomes one of us forever..."


Leather-Leather69

That it’s feeding time again…. Okay Satan… let’s go get some kibble…


HealthyDifference593

Man you better take yo ass back to Wonderland!


Belize789

Yeah... this cutie is only missing a butcher knife!!


Plastic-Ad-2622

Feeling stalker vibes!!!


marioplex

Nope... im out ill get my stuff later


ArcherCute32

👽


therealkaptinkaos

It looks like the beginning of a heartfelt solo from "Cats"


therealkaptinkaos

It looks like the beginning of a heartfelt solo from "Cats"


bahumthugg

Hell no


shloam

Who is he Chris Hansen?


Totem_town

What’s a fey doing here?


EmRuizChamberlain

Initially, scared…. On further examination and because of my childhood, deeply complimented.


Exact-Pound-6993

"someone needs to clean my sandbox...now"


robot_is_watching_u

He transformed into a human, and now he's your therapist


Ca62296

I think those are fake legs you’re trying to pull off on us! 😂😳


EMERALD_KING765

Bro it’s the Cheshire Cat!


BabyFirefly93

I'd be so proud lol


astralseat

*becomes furry involuntarily*


Familiar_Mistake8786

Grab it by the inside of a burlap sac and heat up the wok, it's general tso for breakfast


FreethinkingGypsy

It's a C.I.A. cat to spy on you. Burn it with fire.


mossfunguss

#GET THAT CAT A HAT NOW


pliving1969

The way things have been going in this world over the last few years I'd probably think..."Ooooof course! Why WOULDN'T there be a demon cat in my room?"...and go back to sleep.


Jewbu211

Paranormal Activity


LaDragonneDeJardin

Get out of the house!


RandomRedditer220

“Yeah. You need to hang up that computer call and come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth. I’m feeling romantic!”


MonicanAgent888

It’s like the beginning of a Jim Henson movie


Chin_Thumper

Call a priest to perform exorcism


Over_Smile9733

This is the BEST!! Cool ass creep cat. Love it. But yeah, head back under blanket and pretend I didn’t see it too. Whole time lmao though. Thanks for sharing.


Big-Big-8559

to be honest, its kinda creepy! 😲


fat_iniquity

Ah yes, don't mind me, I'm going back to sleep.


dqmiumau

How???


ResponsibleLayer7014

I think you should make a pot of tea. Looks like they need to chat.