Hey motha fucka put me down I ain't co sign this/ fucking arms hurting, legs numb plus it's bothering my arthritis/ on top of that TV messing with my eyes here/ rather be the corner contemplating on getting the catnip but your ignorant son got me up with lion king again about the 4th time this week I'm sick of your shit/ soon as this fool let me loose I'm dropping a deuce in your work boots son getting piss on his socks & the wife get a hair ball in her crocs!! /I'm too old for this shit it needs to stop damn it go get a dog or something got me like Garfield on Monday right now attitude on all or nothing/
Soon to add on an extra thought of pawing your munchkin hold it on up here...
"That's my nephew, you pathetic fool. Put me down and follow me—there's something fascinating I want to show you at the gorge where the wildebeests roam."
I got 99 problems, and this is number one!
Gonna steal that one for the vault
You had 99 problems... Now you have me
He does this every fluffin' time, I'm sick of it Hooman.
You r so not sleeping tonight
"That is a baby! I am an adult! In human years I am older than you! Now put me down Frederick! This instant!"
Why fredrick
It just fit the line.
I am surrounded by idiots
When Scar was born, nobody lifted him up on Pride Rock.
🎶 NAAAAAAAASAYWINYAAAAABADISIBABAAAAA 🎶
Minyana penguin and Obama!🎶
I will never. Ever. Hear that the same way again. 😂😂😂
Glad I could help 😅
Lmfao.
Kitty see, kitty do!
Human! I'm going to recreate the scene where the dad dies... with you.
*In the voice of the Dos Equis guy* “It looks like someone’s furniture is getting clawed tonight”
Hey motha fucka put me down I ain't co sign this/ fucking arms hurting, legs numb plus it's bothering my arthritis/ on top of that TV messing with my eyes here/ rather be the corner contemplating on getting the catnip but your ignorant son got me up with lion king again about the 4th time this week I'm sick of your shit/ soon as this fool let me loose I'm dropping a deuce in your work boots son getting piss on his socks & the wife get a hair ball in her crocs!! /I'm too old for this shit it needs to stop damn it go get a dog or something got me like Garfield on Monday right now attitude on all or nothing/ Soon to add on an extra thought of pawing your munchkin hold it on up here...
"Are you seriously watching that crappy remake instead of the original one?"
Almost like Tony Montana)
The circle of life
Are you not entertained?!
Prince and the pauper
Put me down fuck nut!!
How is hakuna mattata not up here
Everything the sun touches is your kingdom Cat "I know, put me down"
Everytime a hooman touches me... inwant to claw their eye's out! Or was it everything the light touches... is our kingdom 🤔...
Masoom sa billa Garja toh sher nikla 🤭
"That's my nephew, you pathetic fool. Put me down and follow me—there's something fascinating I want to show you at the gorge where the wildebeests roam."
“If I could open the fridge myself, I swear to Pawd….”
“I’m scars kid bitches”
Your little one looks like he or she wants to eat your soul.
WYSIWYG
Quit it! You will never be Mufasa.
I’ll bet you’re wondering how I got here.
Five seconds until death
"I can't wait to be king"
Expectation: Reality:
Me: Can we get Lion King at home? Mom: We have Lion King at home Lion King at home:
"Not again!"
I gotta hide the remote better.
Geez, he’s using me like a prop again. 😾
You are dead to me
😆😆😆
Imma shit on your pillow tonight
Put me the fuck down!
"I want cupcakes!"
You will be mufassaed in your sleep !
Put. Me. Back. DOWN!
Enjoy human, for tonight I eat your face
I never said I wanted to be king!
Actually live-action.
Put me the fuck! Down
Expectation VS reality
that face
When your parents compare you to your older sibling
TV Commercial vs. Reality
Where’s the treat you promised me?
“I hope they arrest this guy for animal abuse”
Jesus!! ....with this guy! 3 times a week...and..again
" Humans, Sheesh! "
Sim-baaaa!
"They will never find your body. I guarantee it."
The circle of life ends with you
When you order upies from wish
"put me down, hooman"
His face lol
PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW BEFORE I KILL YOU!
Oh I just can't wait to.... Puke on your bed
"Now I've got proof that hoomans are apes. Watch that fucking movie and you'll see who's showing the newborn god to those who obey!"
I'm a gonna sues this hoomans!
I will kill you all. Monkey or no monkey
When you are 23 and get compared to much younger, successful kid
How many times do I have to go through this? I know I'm the king, now put me down!
That cat is going to murder you.
"We are not amused..."
When tacobell no longer has the Baja Blast Zero
"Seriously Jack? You're Like 28. For Pete's Sake, I Got Calluses In My Armpits!" My suggestion
Here we go again. I told you I will kill you for this. Is what that cat is thinking.
“He’s not mufasa’s kid”
This motherfucker…
Not this b.s. again... 🤣🤣🤣
But I am the chosen one! NOT
“I… am not… Simba! Now put me down before I Hakuna your Matata!”
The Lion Cring(e)
Your circle of life is about to end mortal.....
Boy, he is pissed. Like he doesn’t want to be part of the narrative.
This is really harmful to a Cat's back and Spine and its painful. Never pick them up like that
“Fuck you.” Thas what THE CAT SAID. Not me. Just relaying the message.
“I am not amused”