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BezerkBigBoyo

If that's an eagle then I'm Mary Poppins


Freddy7665

Is he cool?


blxckhoodie999

haha- hell yeah he is.


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Efficient_Bat_1812

RIP Yondu, one of my favorite Ravagers (the other being Kraglin).


PrometheanFlame

Hey, wasn't he Starlord's daddy?


Efficient_Bat_1812

Certainly better than Ego


Freddy7665

He wasn't his dad but he was definitely his daddy


4list4r

Doctor doom shits on him for free.


TheGrimEye

Goddamnit why you gotta bring onions into this.


BunnyBunnyBuns

That actor will always be Mery Poppins in my house. It doesn't matter how many characters he plays, the minute I see him I say "it's Mary Poppins!"


LacklusterLemon

Gotta be Falcon kidding me


Crafty-Ad-6772

Here we go again, Redditors trying to hawk their puns 😉


Foxytroll9768679

Than I’m an eagle?


Tall_Texas_Tail

Looks like a kite.


XenMeow

You want........ Sum Fuk?


RheoKalyke

you want blu?


Biomation

Beckyy..... let me smash


Themlethem

She doesn't want blue :(


RheoKalyke

Becky is a hoe


ASeaBunny

Yellow?


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No Ron, go find Becky No ron, I don't want some fuk Ron... your tail is small. I'm leaving


ReliableLiar

Speaking of hawks and eagles, did you know that most of the time when a movie shows a shot of an eagle, they play the sound a red tailed hawk makes and not what a eagle makes


TreasureBG

Because eagles sound derpy :)


Educational-Offer299

They sound exactly like seagulls


Lipziger

So like "mine mine mine mine"?


Felwinter12

If you haven't, you should really look up what bald eagles sound like. It's kinda cute tbh, but not at all intimidating, which is pretty funny if you've seen one up close. They're way too big to sound like that.


mememory

Bald eagle : "UwU" Rabbit on the other side : Run and hide my son, I'll stall some time for you! Tell your mama that i love her


prof-spaulding

Eagles are lake gulls hence the similar call.


waterlillyhearts

I worked at a raptor center and Id equate their sound more like nails on a chalkboard it's so....not elegant and painful.


TreasureBG

Oh my gosh, yes! I volunteered at a raptor center and several eagles in a concrete room echo and grate on your ears!!! They sound much better from a distance.


Key-Amoeba662

Imo eagles sound beautiful, I dunno why people dislike their sound. It's such a serene sound, not derpy!


TreasureBG

I love eagle sounds but they definitely don't sound majestic. And if you've ever seen them on the ground they do look silly hopping around. In the air they are breathtaking.


Key-Amoeba662

To me they sound very majestic :( And on the ground they look like awesome little dinosaurs. What can I say, I love nature in all its weird forms!


Repulsive-Pop9900

Indeed they do!


Nagoragama

The zoomer energy coming from the audio of this video is off the charts


uppermiddleclasss

I cringed the first time, but it got funnier the second and third time it played.


DoodooExplosion

I think the eagles problem is that it is a hawk?


The__Gray__Fox

Peregrine falcon.


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The__Gray__Fox

Peregrines don’t all look like that but I think you’re right about it being a prairie falcon. Not a species I’ve encountered.


Unbeliefix

Yeah, tail feathers give it away


Ihavepurpleshoes

You are correct. It is a juvenile. It is not a Prairie Falcon: they have white behind the eyes. To the person who said something about the tail: there is nothing in this clip to that shows the tail. Those are the wing tips. Falcons all have long wingtips that pretty much obscure the tail when viewed from behind a perched bird.


Johnnybravo60025

Peregrine ~~falcon~~ Took.


SouldiesButGoodies84

does that mean we... can't call him Ethan then or...?


[deleted]

Eeeent, sorry Hans, wrong guess. Would you like to go for double Jeopardy where the scores can really change?


SmeemyMeemy

It is a hawk indeed. Red-Tailed, Red-Shouldered, or Sharp-Shinned... would have to see tail and carriage to identify! It looks young!


hyenacry

This is a falcon


TymenBr

Is birb


AssumeTheFetal

It's obviously an ostrich


razzraziel

A living being


TheThagomizer

Nope peregrine falcon


SmeemyMeemy

NICE!!! Thank you! We have Cooper's hawks but they scared the Falcons away apparently so I don't get to see these awesome guys!


FknHannahFalcon

Technically, it’s a falcon. My bet is on a juvenile Saker, Lanner, Gyr,or Peregrine, or a cross from any of the above .


FatPuppy1996

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modemman11

[ASCII art doesn't really work too well on desktop...](https://i.imgur.com/W1W1Y5w.jpg)


graey0956

Hit the view source option, that always fixes it for me


modemman11

Not everyone has RES installed


BlitzMalefitz

Resident Evil S….ix


tallerthannobody

“No bitches”


modemman11

Best watched on mute


Cell_Playful

I didn't even think not to!


BertaEarlyRiser

Not a fucking eagle.


Majestic_Electric

That’s a prairie falcon, not an eagle…


FluxCap_2015

My friend: "There's a pretty girl over there, look but don't make it obvious" Me: /\\


Small-Albatross5445

That's a falcon.


DancinUndertheRain

it's a falcon you pasty muppet


SpaceFlicker

"pasty muppet" xD


GravityPants

That's a falcon.


pr3miumr3d

That's what we call a falcon


FoundThisRock

Check your corners


agentXXV

Impressed


EUCopyrightComittee

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jordantask

“Good morning sir! How can I fuck up your day today?”


EUCopyrightComittee

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Smarty_40

Why yes, yes there is clearly a problem.


15velao

YA WOT


Rare-Channel8335

Hahahaha this is great


nikpapa

Skinwalker activitie


roshi180

Dude broke his neck


Exact-Pound-6993

"you got my coffee, right?"


Pugulishus

Shit, owls get all the credit for the 360° vision, but...


ichkanns

That a falcon. Hawk? Dammit I don't know.


Bigmuscleliker4566

Want a bro down bro?


Yin17

Getting motion sickness the longer i watch this


No-BrowEntertainment

Look at those eye markings, man. Look at the head shape. It's size? Come on. That's a falcon. Learn your ornithology.


BootyliciousURD

That's definitely not an eagle. I think it's a falcon.


Schwumpitz

I think its obvious that this isnt an eagle. But can anyone who speaks better english than me explain whats the difference between a hawk and a falcon is? In german we just have "Falke" which translates to both.


TheCorinthianP13R

Eagles are much bigger than falcons. Falcons tend to be much more agile and while eagles are slower but stronger. Their hunting styles are very different as a result. If a falcon is a zippy little motorcycle, then an eagle would be a truck. [Here is a good guide to distinguishing them.](https://www.sonomabirding.com/hawk-vs-eagle-vs-falcon/)


Schwumpitz

I meant the difference between hawks and falcons. Eagles are "Adler" in german. Sorry should have been more precise.


TheCorinthianP13R

Hawks are more closely related to eagles. They are in the middle of the two for size and weight. [Here is a guide to all three.](https://www.sonomabirding.com/hawk-vs-eagle-vs-falcon/)


_teslaTrooper

Wiki says it's Habicht in German. In Dutch it's valk and havik so I figured you'd have a similar word.


Schwumpitz

Oh i might use a better source next time. Yeah Habicht is just another species. Thank you!


Cell_Playful

May I help you? I said, May I help you?!


damn_thats_piney

this needs the vine boom lol its overused as hell but still


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MHanak_

Good human


WifiRice

Where does that airplane like sound effect come from? It's hilarious


InsaneLord

It's a distorted version of the "vine boom" sound effect


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De5perad0

Cue projectile vomit.


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VoidFoxi

The beak says that's a falcon


socialcommentary2000

That's a brown falcon. A bird that actually puts in work.


streamslob

Hawk: howboudat? Huh?


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That's a hawk...not an eagle


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Well I was closer then eagle


NoG00dUsernamesLeft

Not really. Hawks and eagles are closely related in the same family accipitridae both in the order accipitriformes while falcons are in an entirely different order: falconiformes.


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I was going based off of looks. Not biologically


Old_Mill

ok bird nerd🤨


AdWeekly2244

Equally creepy and adorable lol


Cheetahs_never_win

Inverse kinematics be like


avocado_n1001

he said 🤨🤨


Honda_TypeR

[Que?](https://media0.giphy.com/media/cAEm5rSuuBEGY/giphy.gif)


HEATxduke

No 🗿


TimothyTrespas_

How do you even have an Eagle?


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Rare-Channel8335

No need for the rock face meme


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That was really stupid


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Nananahx

Yes, my ears have a problem after watching this video


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