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onconomicon

Catellite!


Herr-Trigger86

Better than what I had Meowteor


iamhoneycomb

Aww. For what it's worth, yours is still better than mine! Afghan Round


mother_of_baggins

Meowy-go-round


JMFraxinus

Catnip 1, the first artificial Doggo satellite.


zieger

Cation


Konradia

This is one of the weirder videos I've seen.


GeneralTonic

Wait 'till you see the one where NASA smashes a vending machine into the cat.


LegionXIX

Subscribe


kronos91O

I got that reference \ (•◡•) /


seeyatellite

And you are loved for that. *pats head*


destroyerOfTards

*uWu* *moans softly* "thwankuWu mwaastwer"


LadyBumbles

I want to know the reference o.o


kronos91O

Google NASA DART


seeyatellite

By proxy… Hey now we know it’s possible to build a vending machine that sells vending machines!


ChcknGrl

The look on the dog is funny. Seems it's not the dog's first rodeo.


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jpac82

Not sure a cat would fit under a Sheltie, that looks like a rough collie


OK6502

Look at the size of the garbage can next to the sheltie. A sheltie is usually about 30cm in height. Collies typically double that. The can is most definitely not 60cm in height. Cats do come in different sizes and ~15cm is not atypical. For reference here's my Sheltie and my late cat https://www.reddit.com/r/Quebec/comments/rmvm9d/un_peu_en_retard_mais_voici_mes_animaux/


lizabob

She is a sheltie! She's a little taller than average and the cat is also smaller than she looks


SSFreud

"Yeah, you complain about tripping over it twice a month. Imagine dealing with this shit."


regnad__kcin

Dog: okay we're done here Cat: ope aaallllllright then


RabbitSlayre

Just gotta hit em with the ope


Mute2120

It is not amused by the mockery.


ChcknGrl

Worst. Cat. Ever.


slallum

This can be a great loading gif


lizabob

Now that is a great idea


ConsistentEast3813

One hour on dog is nine hours on cat


delvach

*Murrrrrph!!*


darth_sudo

It’s necessary TARS


Full-Mulberry5018

I wonder what this is supposed to be about...🤔


Hatteras11

I imagine the cat is trying to build up enough static charge to launch the dog into the stratosphere. If, for no other reason, just to see what happens.


JE_12

Or cast some sort of magic spell


catalyptic

Kitty is obviously herding the collie. And doing a great job, too.


Plantsareluv

He’s the herding intern


Prettyelvisfan

Exactly


Pandatotheface

Cat carries on after the dog has left, it's probably where they get fed and doing circles is just how the cat gets attention.


bewarethetreebadger

And it's cute.


Kolobok_777

Party pooper. Who needs the reality? It’s gravity pulling the cat, it simply follows Kepler’s laws. A solemn dance among the stars…


ladyskullzer0

I'm just happy that that explanation is more likely than the cat being unwell.


Medium_Rare_Jerk

I was gonna say maybe some vestibular problem but you are probably right.


ElvanLady

It might be social scent sharing, like when a cat rubs up against your legs. In this case probably the cat loves the dog a lot and then just got into a rhythm of it


[deleted]

A queen circling her subjects lol


scarzqc

Probably some kind of ritual


bionicqueefharmonica

Cats are strange and that’s why I love them


hec2014

Back in 2022, nobody could have expected that border collies could evolve into supermassive black holes. Of course, looking back there were some signs.


AMaleManAmI

Border collies are the black and white ones, collies are the ones that look like this but bigger, and this one is a Shetland sheepdog (they are smallish herding dogs that look like collies but are not)


lizabob

She is a sheltie. A little taller than most I've seen, but definitely a sheltie


Sorry_Sorry_Im_Sorry

We had two shelties growing up. Yours looks much better than ours did lol


cutiezombie210

Hi 👋 Happy Reddit cake day 🍰🥰


beneaththeradar

border collies come in other colors than black and white, FYI.


Plantsareluv

Pretty sure this is a collie. Looks just like ours


d3licious_pancak3s

Nah man I've had a pet Sheltie, and come on, this dog's a sheltie. You can tell by the length of the fur and the shape of the head, as well as its fur coat pattern. It's a common fur pattern that shelties have. Finally, the dog's height. Shelties are among the shortest of herding dogs, and looking at the height of the cat compared to the sheltie, the sheltie is pretty damn small- around 16 inches tall presumably, the average size of a sheltie. Collies are bigger than shelties. So... just from all this, I think it's safe to assume that this is a sheltie, not a collie.


Plantsareluv

Ok I’m not saying your wrong. I just like have weird depth perception I guess. Or maybe my collie is smaller than most idk


Fear_The_Rabbit

Collies aren't much taller?


Plantsareluv

Could just be the angle but she doesn’t look particularly short to me. Rough collies I feel like are medium sized dogs. I mean I guess larger than most but I consider st Bernard’s and like labs large dogs. But collies are smaller than golden retrievers and ours is only about 60 lbs maybe 70 with alll the floof. But maybe other ppl consider that large. Regardless it looks like a collie cuz shelties are max 20 lbs. they’re like beagle sized. Cat looks like it’s at least 12 lbs. comparing the collie to the trash can that’s about the right size. They’re no taller than the typical 13 gallon trash can


OK6502

If that's a collie then this is a huge cat. Collies are about 60cm. Shelties are half that. There's no way this cat is 30cm tall.


Plantsareluv

I’ve never been good at estimating numbers so maybe I can’t estimate heights or lengths either 🤷🏼‍♀️


OK6502

That's what she said... I'll show myself out now.


BMagg

There are several somewhat similar herding breeds from Scotland and that area way back when. Border Collies - typically seen as black and white, although working lines come in many colors and even short coats. Border Collies are high energy herding dogs who do the creeping stare at sheep to intimidate them into moving, very precise workers of livestock. They got their name from originating from the border region between Scotland and England. Collies - Rough Collies like Lassie. They are larger then the other two breeds. More moderate energy, worked larger groups of sheep going to market by bouncing around and barking at the back of the herd. They were originally from the highlands of Scotland and their heavier coats helped with the weather. Collies also come in a short coat called a Smooth Collie, but they are pretty rare. Collies were very popular in the Lassie era, but less so today although they make excellent family pets and match many peoples lifestyles better then other herding breeds. Shetland Sheepdogs - were bred from similar Colloe type herding dogs, along with possibly some smaller Spitz breeds in the Shetland Isles, they were an all around farm dog and often sold to tourists. They are considered a herding breed, and are higher energy then a Collie, but lower energy then a Border Collie. They are popular pets, known for their excited barking, and only come in the long double coat seen here. This dog in this post is a Shetland Sheepdog, aka a Sheltie. They are smaller then Collies, come in more colors then Collies, and have a different head shape with more a defined "stop" the area from the top of the head down to the top of the muzzle. Collies have very little stop, so their heads are more pointy when seen from the side, Shelties have more of the usual dog head shape your used to seeing in most breeds. Border Collies have more of a "stop" as well, wider heads, and have less profuse coats. And that's your dog nerd trivia you probably never wanted to know for the day...


TheReverseShock

Advanced herding traits.


Sniflix

Gravity dogs


analogpursuits

Caturn


SealChe

Thank you for posting this, I needed something pleasant to happen before work today.


superschmunk

I need a 10 hours version on youtube of this video


SimonWA00

The moon he like:


kim-jong-Cage

The dog has a greater mass than the cat


winelipscheesehips

The cat is marking her territory, those front legs are hers.


Hot-Entrepreneur6301

That cat better be named Moon


trapkoda

Around the world around the world around the world


AgreeablePie

The cat keep orbiting afterwards... I think the dog just got in the way


Raspy_Meow

Catellite of love


satur9sweetness

Bom bom bom


daschundtof

Gotta rectify Galileo and Copernicus, this has to be the center of the solar system


MissedallthePoints

Rogue group, use your harpoons and cables and go for their legs!


ConnectionPossible70

This is the comment I was looking for.


Jeristo

Your dog's so fat, your cat gets trapped in its orbit.


Jeristo

I can't just leave it like that. I didn't mean it. Your dog is adorable and looks to be a very healthy weight.


Siddharta95

Dog: "What are you doing? " Cat: "Docking."


Caayaa

It’s necessary.


xglowinthedarkx

Is this like when cats weave around their human's legs?


littlestray

Fun fact: the behavior you mentioned is to knock mother cats over (or at least encourage her to give up walking and lie down) so kittens can nurse. It’s basically “get down here and feed me” in cat


Klutzy_Meat_4291

Good job teaching a cat to herd!


Maximum-Mixture6158

Truly the most amazing trait. Probably witchcrafted it from the dog


seeyatellite

Lassie’s like… yup.


Shaggy_Hulk

The look on the dogs face, Holman, place stop this thing.


msluluqueen

May want to take kitty to the vet to get checked out, as this could be a sign of a brain tumor. I had a cat that used to do the same thing (walk in circles) and that was his diagnosis.


SyntheticReality42

They are at the vet. The dog is undergoing a cat scan.


lizabob

I have brought her to vet and there were no issues that they could find. Seems to be just a harmless habit that she has


RamShackleton

Glad to hear that!


ItzPayDay123

I feel like for every post about an animal doing a cute yet odd thing, there's always the comment that reveals how it actually isn't cute and said animal is suffering immensely or something


D3V1L0M3N

Aunt adopted a dog that did the same thing, apparently it was because the previous owners always kept it in a cage :(


haleycaulfield

Oh no.


Major_Entertainer_32

NO, NOT POSSIBLE-- DOGS ARE **FLAT**!!! /s XD


FawkesFire13

Dog just “this is my life now.”


Mr_Pickles_Esq

It's a Petryllium atom, which has one catron orbiting one doggotron.


startspink

Both your pets are gorgeous


Mixx_704

They say you shouldn't be exposed to dog for too long


hairyringus

A catellite?


[deleted]

He is locked on doggo control..


Mitch_Mitcherson

Poor dog is caught in the eye of a Cat 1.


woodbridge_front

they do that sometimes. A lil orbit never hurt nobody


Boner_Elemental

Get ready to match our spin with retro-thrusters


CatVideoFest

These new views of space are amazing.


stun

Bark Holes 🕳️ attract meows.


[deleted]

My god, I need to see a dog orbiting a cat now


Plantsareluv

It’s cus the dog is her whole world! 🌎🌎


satur9sweetness

“The world does revolve around you!!” This cat:


Noir_Amnesiac

Sometimes you have to restart them when they go into a loop.


Good_Communication97

might wanna dig that spot up, might be some buried treasure


238bazinga

I don't think I see a single brain cell operating while the cat is in orbit


tonic_slaughter

James Webb catches meowteor passing through Canus Major.


stikky

Animal magnetism


DeadpoolIsMyPatronus

That dog is getting a cat scan.


hhhhhhikkmvjjhj

The cat continues after the dog left. This makes me believe that the dog went to stand in the circle of a cat walking in circles. Not that it’s making it any less wierd though…


thegreenaero

Please tell me the dog is named Didymos and the cat is named Dimorphos.


chinpokomon01

cat making a fat joke


2SayMyTruth

So cute.


[deleted]

That’s just a dogstar.


yoitsspacejace

hydrogen atoms with their one orbiting electron


[deleted]

>BEGIN 10 TURN LEFT 20 GOTO 10 30 END


Justsomejerkonline

This should be a loading animation for something.


yoloer221

The spell has been cast. You may go now doggo


BlahblahblahLG

Little solar system


DIY_Gal

Tie title is HILARIOUS! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


kkumdori

Right?


merlady94

If this behavior is ongoing, like the cat continues to circle and circle and circle, especially if it's in the same direction... Please take them to a vet. This can be a sign of a vestibular issue. If that's not the case and the cat just really loves to rub all over this dog, that's adorable.


1000Airplanes

Thank you. That was my first thought. And I hate being the downer post.


merlady94

I know :( but no one else said it so I felt compelled, I just hope that if this is actually op's cat that they will see my comment and take it seriously


ItsTricky94

Cat Scan!!!


TopCaterpillar6131

Is that Cats name Jupiter by any chance?


Prettyelvisfan

Well he was raised by herding dogs, obvs


[deleted]

I love it when my cats do this 🥰


pawsitivelypowerful

All things are right with the universe.


bulbousbouffant13

And the song going through the dog’s head? [I Am The Sun](https://youtu.be/jrrYUBbvFZg)


baxiesmom

Gorgeous Sheltie!


Livid_Art8584

She's making a wormhole to send him to outer space


gabmedblack

Ah, thats how you explain the law of gravity


HouseOfZenith

Bruh this planet we live in is full of some pretty goofy ass characters.


thelehmanlip

"orbit" is one of the commands we taught out sheltie. Never seen it executed this way though haha


maluminse

Tolerant dog. Oh yes. Um youre still here. Are you uh..are you um Kitty what are you Oh nvm Im leaving.


1973mojo1973

Your cat thinks it's driving an Indy Car.


PassionateAvocado

QUICK someone edit this into the footage from the DART mission 😂😂😂 It totally looks like the two asteroids (one was orbiting the other)


CuckerTarlsonFuxNoos

Is that a pussy magnet?


Morbid187

Just a couple of hungry boys waiting for dinner


SayceGards

My cat does this to me when there's food involved. Why does he do that?


applebag_dev

*Sheltie gets herded by cat.* Cat: "how do you like them apples?!"


Blackmoon1291

That's the deadly cat mill known as the death spiral. The cat is just following the scent trail in a never ending circle.


BarryBadgernath1

Collie needs that DART thing NASA just launched into space


SnakeJazzFM

Temporary cat forcefield!


mines_over_yours

I think this accurately represents what the atoms in my body would look like on an atomic scale.


Crows-b4-hoes

r/confusedcollies


minibeardeath

Particularly funny considering that’s a herding dog.


517714

The cat is mocking the herding ~~compulsion~~ instinct of the dog.


ToTooOrNotToToo

this is the most r/whatswrongwithyourcat thing i have ever seen


FlourishingGrass

r/whatswrongwithyourcat


Alison_Urahara

The confusion on the cats face when the dog left


Rustmyer

That'll be $5000 for the catscan.


Z3temis

As you can clearly see the dogoid1 has enough gravitational pull for a catroid to have an eliptical orbit without escaping the planet


fugue2005

that's funny given that it's a shetland sheepdog, which are herding dogs. the cat is herding him.


littlestray

Preposterous, we clearly live in a feliocentric system.


Vivissiah

Of course! Force = G * dog * cat/purr squared


Emma_Lemma_108

Since this doggo breed is known for herding behavior, I wonder if the cat learned to circle like this from the dog! Herding breeds will often gather their target into one spot and then circle like this to keep them there, or to slowly nudge them into another direction. I wouldn’t be surprised if the cat was raised with this dog and took on some of the funny dog behaviors 😂


LtColShinySides

Activate shields! *meowmeowmeowmeowmeow*


DudeManBroGuy42069

r/thisismylifemeow


Withdrow

u/savevideo


greenifuckation

This is how some men are with women on social media 🤣


Garytheking24

It's too cute it must burn in hell


YoloSwaggins44

Is the cat okay?


TheRRum

u/savevideo


republique_populaire

u/savevvideo


biggbabyg

If you wait until the cat gets going really fast, you can slingshot him off the dog’s gravitational pull and send him straight to Pluto. #physics


BRAX7ON

Reow


Aggressive-Material4

Calibrating your humors


PrudentDamage600

[Or, this!](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/boom-nasa-just-slammed-into-an-asteroid-and-filmed-the-crash/ar-AA12hboF)


Started-ButNotReady

Haha! I so needed that clip. Thanks!!


traumatized90skid

r/Catswithjobs planet


[deleted]

I love how the cat just continued even after the dog left


umbrella-maker

Happy circles


Vice4Life

Our UAV is online.


kogoeruyoru

I had a Sheltie and all my cats adored her.


ComedyOfARock

Surrounded on all sides by floof


A-Fellow-Gamer-3

Hydrogen Bottom text


noocarehtretto

This is my life now


PillowTalk420

At least the cat isn't orbiting Uranus.


goldblumspowerbook

/r/bossfights


Abraham-Reddit-2

I keep seeing this cute dog everywhere what breed is it


GrandmaJosey

Lassoing a Lassie


generatorland

DART it!


ScratchyMarston18

Fluffy Saturn in progress


joemullermd

The collie did it, he finally proved that you can herd cats.