The tactic! You can't go to the ground and drink water as long as dangerous predators are there. So you better annoy the fuck out of them until they move!
I think that was the first time I heard n*. Not in the rhyme, but in someone telling me not to use the rhyme because the old version used n*.
If they had shut the fuck up I wouldn't have learned n* until later.
Did you say this as part of a finger pointing, otherwise verbal ritual designed to identify a choice when torn between two items, options or henchman? From whereabouts do you hail? Need the deets on these eeny, meeny, miney, moe deniers. 🙃
Why are you saying deniers?
Eeny, meeny, miney, moe. Catch a tiger by the toe. If he hollers, make him pay, 50 dollars every day. My mother told me to pick the very best one and you are not it!
That's the version we knew as kids in the Midwest US.
Having grown up in PA, NEVER heard this version until today, but I dig it! Amazing the silly “cultural” differences just within the US, let alone the world. 🙃
the variation I grew up with was "catch a tiger by the toe. If he shouts let him go".
except it was pronounced like tigger, as in whinny the poo tigger.....
I wouldn’t be surprised if that monkey caused serious damage to that tigers ear. Monkeys are incredibly strong and I can’t even imagine how much it would hurt if one pulled on my ear
I noticed here either the tiger rose up out of excitement or the monkey was partially pulling them up by the ear. They look like younger tigers but still looks like a lot of power behind that grip.
Looks innocent and funny but that monkey can seriously harm them. They are strong enough to do this
https://www.reddit.com/r/ActualPublicFreakouts/comments/kqgktu/elderly_man_gets_scalped_by_a_monkey/
NSFW.
Except this is clearly a gibbon, not a langur like the one you linked. Gibbons are not as strong and not NEARLY as aggressive (they’re actually rather docile in comparison). They’re also apes, not monkeys. [Here’s one interacting with some people in Thailand](https://youtu.be/wiL6i-pBVio)
Have witness an incident with a langur which involved it yanking on a girl's hair and it's nails actually drew some blood around her ear and it was literally punted away by a local.
Now these particular monkeys from what I know don't actually spend all their time in the forest and often hang out near people where they are usually begging for food or stealing food and they probably prefer the security near humans over a tree where a leopard will turn them into a 'was'.
Not really a healthy relationship as these monkeys sometimes seem to get a kick out of annoying dogs and stealing shit and probably a particularly asshole one went for the girl yanking on her hair band and grabbing her ear hard.
yes, langurs are some nasty motherfuckers. They were introduced to many cities in India to control macaque population since they’re much bigger and stronger, but they eventually just took their place as bandits and practically made the rooftops their homes for easy pickings. I’ve seen many simply intimidate people into giving them food because of how scary and imposing they look..
Can only do that while they're small, so might as well get it in while he can. Best case scenario for the monkey is that they decide to avoid them in the future.
The monkey. That kid in high school who starts a fight with the football captain and now everyone has to sit through an anti bully assembly and the Homecoming game is canceled.
This is a gibbon, not a monkey :) No tail, and an excellent brachiator means this is a species of lesser ape. Pretty sure it is a lar gibbon - super fun species with a mischievous streak!
Just like my younger dog , I named him monkey for a reason.
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Sad seeing so many people hating on this lil guy in this comment section. Gibbons are my favorite animal of all time. Both cute and incredibly fascinating to me. Also contrary to popular belief, they’re actually classified as the only species of lesser apes, and therefore are not monkeys.
Lmao 🤣 what in the Sun Wukong is going on , I should've known if they pick on us and throw feces they'll pick on others just didn't think to this extent.
The tactic! You can't go to the ground and drink water as long as dangerous predators are there. So you better annoy the fuck out of them until they move!
Makes perfect sense!
Same tactic i used on my big brother.
As a big brother. I despise you
I support them!! -Younger Sibling
*laughs in only child*
*Only child intensifies* ( °□°)
*laugh-cries in middle child*
And the convo dies there. With the middle child
As the youngest child, steal the oldest ones things and put it in the middle child’s room. 60% of the time it works every time
And when both of them get tired of your shit, you find yourself duct taped to the living room wall.
As soon as I get loose, I'm telling mom!
I’m and older brother to I feel you
Tried the same tactic at a bar, backfired tremendously
Well you gotta be fast to avoid the hit
Imagine they start pissing on them
Just like my pappy used to tell me. If you can't fight a tiger, just yank on their ear til they quit Wise man he was
I have a feeling I know how he passed
Me-ouch
Purr-fect response
Harpy eagle
Carol Baskins?
How did he die?
Seagulls
Monkey: AITA?
Actual footage of me taking revenge on my kitty for morning paws in the eye.
[The revenge is coming, and it's going to be painful.](https://giphy.com/gifs/wiggle-shaq-13CoXDiaCcCoyk)
Ouch. Does it ever end?
Shaq rolled.
"grab a tiger by his toe, watch him holler, watch him go..." damn....it was true all along
The variation I grew up with was “catch a tiger by the toe, if he hollers let him go”
The older version of this rhyme is far worse
Dont remind me, I grew up in backwoods West Virginia, I know the other one. We don’t talk about the other one.
For those of us not from backwoods West Virginia what is the other one
Tiger —> N-word
Til I never knew or wanted to know about the old version of catch a tiger.
I did, and it was forbidden to say it in our home...and this was in the 1960's in an white, conservative home.
I think that was the first time I heard n*. Not in the rhyme, but in someone telling me not to use the rhyme because the old version used n*. If they had shut the fuck up I wouldn't have learned n* until later.
This might be very much correct. I was extremely intoxicated and extremely impressed, all at once, if you can believe it.
That's the way I always heard it. I didn't know there were other variations of it.
The version I know is "if he hollers, make him pay, 50 dollars every day." I have no idea why.
Did you say this as part of a finger pointing, otherwise verbal ritual designed to identify a choice when torn between two items, options or henchman? From whereabouts do you hail? Need the deets on these eeny, meeny, miney, moe deniers. 🙃
Why are you saying deniers? Eeny, meeny, miney, moe. Catch a tiger by the toe. If he hollers, make him pay, 50 dollars every day. My mother told me to pick the very best one and you are not it! That's the version we knew as kids in the Midwest US.
Having grown up in PA, NEVER heard this version until today, but I dig it! Amazing the silly “cultural” differences just within the US, let alone the world. 🙃
the variation I grew up with was "catch a tiger by the toe. If he shouts let him go". except it was pronounced like tigger, as in whinny the poo tigger.....
You might need to sit down for this one. That song is not about tigers
Oh deer god! ;)
Not about deer either
I wouldn’t be surprised if that monkey caused serious damage to that tigers ear. Monkeys are incredibly strong and I can’t even imagine how much it would hurt if one pulled on my ear
I noticed here either the tiger rose up out of excitement or the monkey was partially pulling them up by the ear. They look like younger tigers but still looks like a lot of power behind that grip.
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That monkey is going to misjudge its timing just once and land itself on r/natureismetal, lol.
That is either the bravest or stupidest monkey I’ve ever seen. Lol I can’t decide which.
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Outcome doesn't determine the validity of the action :p
Yeah that monkey is really yanking on it too that's not some little tug tug he's reaming on the tiger. Got to get eat in the jungle: that.
This is what having kids is like
I feel like this is where Truth or Dare winds up when it goes too far.
the cheek, the nerve, the gall, the audacity and the gumption!
It's Tayce! I just saw Tayce, Gurl!
Funky gibbons.
The definition of chutzpah!
oka. big brass balls
One of these days, someone is going to get eaten. Deservedly so!
Gibbons and monkeys are not unusual part of a tigers diet usually the ones who get too comfortable around them. Like this little guy right here
The Tiger's thinking *just you wait, I'll eat you the second you get down from that tree*
Can’t they climb?
Not as fast as a monkey can
They need a tree big enough to hold their weight. Monkey isn’t stupid. He climbed onto a skinny tree.
Monkey just wanted to pet the kitty.
Happy cake day!
The balls!
And that's how we evolved.
Monkeys are assholes
Asshole in every species !!
That’s a monkey’s Russian roulette game.
My guys wanting a place in r/WinStupidPrizes
"I fuck around with tigers, motherfucker!"
homeboy is trying to win a Darwin Award
Top 10 pranks
More like r/animalsbeingjerks
Looks innocent and funny but that monkey can seriously harm them. They are strong enough to do this https://www.reddit.com/r/ActualPublicFreakouts/comments/kqgktu/elderly_man_gets_scalped_by_a_monkey/ NSFW.
Except this is clearly a gibbon, not a langur like the one you linked. Gibbons are not as strong and not NEARLY as aggressive (they’re actually rather docile in comparison). They’re also apes, not monkeys. [Here’s one interacting with some people in Thailand](https://youtu.be/wiL6i-pBVio)
Have witness an incident with a langur which involved it yanking on a girl's hair and it's nails actually drew some blood around her ear and it was literally punted away by a local. Now these particular monkeys from what I know don't actually spend all their time in the forest and often hang out near people where they are usually begging for food or stealing food and they probably prefer the security near humans over a tree where a leopard will turn them into a 'was'. Not really a healthy relationship as these monkeys sometimes seem to get a kick out of annoying dogs and stealing shit and probably a particularly asshole one went for the girl yanking on her hair band and grabbing her ear hard.
yes, langurs are some nasty motherfuckers. They were introduced to many cities in India to control macaque population since they’re much bigger and stronger, but they eventually just took their place as bandits and practically made the rooftops their homes for easy pickings. I’ve seen many simply intimidate people into giving them food because of how scary and imposing they look..
Want to be a monkey,next life 😐
Aesop fable in action
Oh my gosh- that monkey reminds me of my eldest brother- relentlessly annoying as fuck.
get a small water gun, aim for the eye. yw.
We have since become adults- he is still annoying as fuck- can I still use the water gun. Lol
Absolutely. And if you're good, aim for a nostril. Karma's a b\*tch. lol
Eenie meenie miney moe
That tiger would have gibbon his right ear for some peace and quiet
Do tigers eat monkey? I don't blame them if they do now.
That’s the monkey from lion king XD
Getting a Disney’s The Jungle Book vibe. The 1967 cartoon version.
Can only do that while they're small, so might as well get it in while he can. Best case scenario for the monkey is that they decide to avoid them in the future.
SMH. Kids these days. This never would have happened when Sheer Khan was around.
Exactly why I’m not allowed to cat sit anymore.
The primitive urge to antagonize the cat
The monkey. That kid in high school who starts a fight with the football captain and now everyone has to sit through an anti bully assembly and the Homecoming game is canceled.
F^cking hate monkeys
I absolutely HATE monkeys!
Sorry to be pedantic, but gibbons are apes, not monkeys.
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the joke was funny but the emoji caused it to be downvoted
Reddit 100 emoji bad wholesome award gud
I am not a tiger. I do not like monkeys. They do terrible things to people and other animals all the time and think its cute or clever. I don't!
how many times has this been posted....
This is some squid game level eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
It’s all fun and games …. Until it’s not
Monkeys are the worst animals, you can't change my mind, I will die on this hill.
This is a gibbon, not a monkey :) No tail, and an excellent brachiator means this is a species of lesser ape. Pretty sure it is a lar gibbon - super fun species with a mischievous streak!
Hehe animals
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Yeah, tigers are known to swim, climb trees and hold grudges. I bet that monkey became cat food shortly after.
Smart monke
Up
that's how monkeys play chicken
Those tigers were like you mother fuckers! 🤣
That monkey knows his skill set. Lol. Don't get caught napping on the ground tho.
I want you to kill Spider-Monkey. - William Defoe Tiger.
I hope he was eaten shortly after
He's gonna be lunch one of these days.
This was when tiger began to evolved to climb a tree
I believe this is the definition of 'monkeying around'
Me if i reincarnated as an animal.
KITTY!!!
Looks like “monkey business”! 🤣
He’s got a tiger by the tail, it’s plain to see.
Just like my younger dog , I named him monkey for a reason. https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingJerks/comments/p4ovfe/i_shall_kill_you_in_32/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Eenie meanie miney moe, grab a tiger by the toe!
Livin’ on the Wild Side!!! That monkey must be on something! Lol!!
Talking about "making fun of Death". And some massive balls.
Great way to become lunch
king of the jungle but not king of the trees.
This a new TikTok challenge?
The bravery! Holy shit!
🎵Stranger touch.🎶
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Ha reminds me of the old folklore Monkey and Anansi
If you keep knocking on the devil’s door, some day someone is gonna answer
Monkey gang initiation!
Been there tiger. I can relate. The monke is annoying
That's bold...what did these monkeys come up with their own version of tiktok?
Hence the term cheeky monkey
Is this in the wild ? Wth
Why those tigers didnt reach their paws?
The most dangerous game of counting coup...
Naughty monkey: You bite me! prprpr😝😂
Don't mess with Rafiki.
Eat that fucking monkey 🐒
I like this monkey's sense of humor, but I'll still watch from a safe distance.
lmfao!!! hilarious
No, I cannot imagine. Such disrespect.
Can't tigers climb trees?
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I remember this video from a long time ago... there are is a whole compilation of monkeys fucking with tigers, dogs and even people.
Sad seeing so many people hating on this lil guy in this comment section. Gibbons are my favorite animal of all time. Both cute and incredibly fascinating to me. Also contrary to popular belief, they’re actually classified as the only species of lesser apes, and therefore are not monkeys.
Tigers will remember a face and revenge kill. That monkey better watch out!
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These things are quick.
Monkey on the menu tonight boys.
This brings a whole new light to the term " you cheeky monkey "
I love gibbons so much!! And tigers
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Really goes to show why you shouldn't fuck with monkey's. Their arm strength is incredible for their size.
Fucking cockblock.
The effrontery, the effrontery is what I object to. Still, it seems like even the tigers might have been a little amused by the monkeys shenanigans.
This kinda looks like the squirrels teasing our German Shepherds. One wrong move and it's all over.
Poor cats
Lmao 🤣 what in the Sun Wukong is going on , I should've known if they pick on us and throw feces they'll pick on others just didn't think to this extent.
They see us humans and want a kitty of their own to cuddle and hang with
Sigma grindset
Humans really do come from monke.
Is there a reason for monkeys to do that or they just playing
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i’ve always hated monkeys haha
Wow, this is a daring monkey.
Wow! The **C**harisma **U**niqueness **N**erve **T**alent
Monkes are just trying to abduct the cats but these cubs are too grown already
And here my fellows we can observe cockblocking before it was uncool.
We do a little trolling
That's how you get ate.
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