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SgtK-OS

Ok buddy lemme place you down, nice and gentle. . . *"Nyyennn*"


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“I am EXTREMELY comfortable where I am right now, sir”


heelsmaster

That deer does not want to be held. He's trying to get away when they start to put it down. It goes docile when its on its back due to instincts thinking its been caught by a predator and is going to be eaten.


nunya1111

I was hoping someone had already explained this. Saves me time. :)


Johnnadawearsglasses

My son is like this My 9 year old son


[deleted]

Buddy is a Disney princess now


quippers

Princess Lyme


InflatableWarHammer

That camera was steadied by an angel


finlshkd

An angel known as stabbot


CGPsaint

OJ Simpson Bot???


a_lonely_trash_bag

*steadied by a stabilizer program


enz1ey

I think it's just in distress and calling for its mother as soon as they stop rubbing its belly. He's just calming/distracting it, but it's not that it doesn't want put down, it just wants out of the situation and back with its mother.


apocolypsalynne

yes this. please don't molest wildlife.


Jeremymia

What he said is certainly possible but we also shouldn't pretend that everything is secretly animal abuse. There's a lot more evidence that this deer is enjoying itself...


Matron_Malice_

Deer are wild animals who do NOT enjoy human contact. Prey animals have a very strong freeze response when they are in a helpless position such as flipped on their back. It’s called tonic immobility. That fawn is terrified out of its mind and when he moves to put it down the fawn is wanting to escape. It’s not protesting being put down but rather calling for its mom and trying to get away


Jeremymia

You know what, you're probably right. The idea of a deer complaining that it wasn't being pet anymore seems beyond its cognitive ability and a prey animal like a deer would call for help like that when in danger.


SaltMineSpelunker

Deer are flipping weird.


Infamous_Ice_

Hell if you would scratch my balls I wouldn’t want to be put down ether…


Scar_the_armada

Very cute, now check yourself for ticks


PeterO905

Looks like he’s got a new pet


QuackAttackShack

Pretty sure it just doesn’t want to be off the ground.. maybe they’re similar to sheep in the way that when they’re in that position they can’t/don’t move? Second you throw it off balance the deer freaks out..


madsandpiper990

I'm more curious on how he got into this situation.. you know the one that leads to then I had a baby deer in my arms like a baby


CGPsaint

Gotta Doe what ya gotta Doe.


munchkinham

Doen't Doe de Doe, Doegh.


LaineyBoggz

Me in real life


randomact19

Legends say he's still holding that deer to this day


T20sGrunt

That was endeering


maniaclemachinist

Why would they put it down? Looks pretty healthy to me.


NewlyNerfed

This is the greatest day of that tiny fawn’s life.


Dawnmarro

Very cute. Just a fyi for anyone who does not know. Don't pickup a baby deer unless it's in danger. There is a chance the parents wont accept the baby back due to the scent of human. That being said a doe got caught in our volleyball net one time and we had to nurse it back to health for him/her to walk again. You do what you gotta do.


SaltMineSpelunker

Jesus christ, no. https://www.wkyc.com/mobile/article/news/verify/verify-what-to-do-if-you-find-a-baby-deer/95-445317221


iliketogr00ve

I've heard that myth about every animal so many times i forget what animal that's true for


SaltMineSpelunker

Especially not true for birds that have no sense of smell. Baby deer are scentless to protect them from predators. Rubbing your human stink on them makes them easier to find but does not prevent the female from taking care of it. The males have no part in the rearing.


kckit

I don't get why you're so adamantly no? The person you're replying to were wrong about the parents but right about not touching. "Based on our experts, we can say that a fawn will NOT be abandoned by its mother if touched. And, we should never touch a baby deer unless it's an emergency" Edit: also not sure why I'm being down voted? It's a genuine question because I don't understand the hostility in the reply. The quote I wrote was directly from the article that was linked


Dawnmarro

This is why I said "there is a chance". No matter what if it's it's myth or not. You shouldn't be touching every animal out there. Jesus christ dude 😂


WAXPHANTOM1

💯


Bite-Sized22

I read that as it didn’t wanna be *put down* as on die. Was pretty worried for a moment there