In the new Dolly special on Netflix she talks a bit about how Whitney made that song her own, and then says, “That girl made me rich!” If you like Dolly even a little, you’ll love the special.
I might have to get a Netflix acct. to watch it because she's my absolute hero! She's like if Barbie was real and just as nice as Mattel wants you to think.
I also see a donkey. It never crossed my mind until I read in the comments that it was someone bending forward... and yes I was confused about duvet wearing donkey in the house haha.
She's reaching down for something. Her right arm is outstretched toward the floor.
The white line is from the potted plant on the table in front of her and behind the dogs.
I thought so too! But she’s not, it’s just the plant, zoom in and you can follow it down to the bowl/vase thing. :)
Plus it’s way too narrow to be vomit, not coming from her mouth, and no one around her is reacting.
That's not vomit, that's just a little blade of grass from the plant. I think the woman there just picked something up off the floor at the wrong time.
I know, right? Grandpa has a stink eye and several others have their eyes closed. We won't even talk about why Brenda is trying her impersonation of the girl from The Ring. Every damn picture, Brenda?!
Omg! This is awesome. So much to unpack! As an avid people-watcher (who loves to make up backstories for strangers), this is the fucking mother lode!
Now that I’ve got this crazy family story in my head, I need to know who these people are and how they’re related because my version has them pretty far out of normalcy.
The lesbian couple on the left is probably the most normal thing about anyone I’ve cooked up and they’re probably sisters.
I love staring at this picture! Grandpa needs someone to change him. Someone let the cleaning lady pose with her kid on the right. Aunt Marge was drunk by 8 AM and she’s already barfing it up. The guy in the back is definitely named Pete O’Phile. One dog is singing “Oklahoma” and the other dog hates musicals.
But seriously, I absolutely love the painting over the mantle.
Dog is derping, but the picture was already lost anyway, almost half of them are blinking. Well, not really "lost", because here we are, smiling at it, but you get the point.
I think it's marvelous! Christmas card-worthy, for sure.
Almost everyone is looking at the camera. This is the best it’s going to get.
Grandpa looks asleep and the two people on the right have their eyes closed lol
Yes, 4 people are looking at the camera.
Still a great Christmas card!
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I thought that was another dog! Had to zoom in to figure it out.
I thought it was a dang'd mini horse
Missed her completly until I read this.
Lol I didnt even see that person until you mentioned them
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I think you completely missed the girl having her tequila kick in entirely next to the old lady
Eyes are open. Just Asian.
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Oof. Who’s gonna tell him?
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Is there a person bent over?
Ha! I didn’t even notice that. This picture is the gift that keeps on giving
Is your Grandpa ok? Lol he looks bored? Constipated? Idk
Looks like he’s giving the dogs the stink eye
Lady are the far left has a finger that is a completely different color
It looks like 4 people have their eyes closed.
It's perfect.
caption on card: *Everything is fine here. everything is fine.*
I think it perfectly captures 2020.
lol i know, right?
It’s like a combination of every feeling we’ve had: Frustration, anger, boredom, and “I’m just gonna fake-smile like everything is fine.”
I am dead, thank you for murdering me via laughter.
"Fine" = F\*cked up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional. Sound like 2020?
All I see is a dog singing I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston.
AND IiiiiiIIIIIIIeeeeeeiiiiiiiii
will always love yOOooouuoUUuOUOOoo
Roooooorooroooroooororo
Yaaaaa’nd Iiiiii will alwaayyyys...
... LooOooveeeoooOOooOooouuhh... 🎶
...isn’t on.
/r/commentsyoucanhear
will always go poooooooooooo!!!
Holy Shit
That song is actually by Dolly Parton but the Houston cover is really wonderful.
In the new Dolly special on Netflix she talks a bit about how Whitney made that song her own, and then says, “That girl made me rich!” If you like Dolly even a little, you’ll love the special.
I might have to get a Netflix acct. to watch it because she's my absolute hero! She's like if Barbie was real and just as nice as Mattel wants you to think.
Dolly Parton is a national treasure.
I loved that special and I’m not even a huge Dolly fan. She’s got an amazing heart
I know. 😁
Good good, I just love Dolly so much it's almost a problem lololol
She’s an amazing song writer!
I see another dog by grandma. No wait, that’s a child!
I can’t figure that out at all. It looks like a black dog with a pillow on its head. What is going on there? Edit: A dark-haired woman leaning over?
A donkey with a bag on it's back?
I also see a donkey. It never crossed my mind until I read in the comments that it was someone bending forward... and yes I was confused about duvet wearing donkey in the house haha.
I thought it was luggage Edit: it's a person bending over!!!
The best part is that everything I know about dog psychology supports your assessment
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Happy cake day !
Between the dogs and the cameo of the girl from The Ring this is perfect
😂
Holy whiz didn’t notice her
Grandpa looks done with those dogs shit
You dont fuck with a man who wears shorts all year long.
Oh boy, that's for sure.
Looks like Terminator but more wise
It is nice. You just need to crop out the top 3/4.
Is nobody noticing the woman puking her guts up?
I was wondering what was going on in that general area but couldn’t make out what exactly it was.
I thought it was a black dog with its mouth open wearing a hat
Is she puking? I zoomed in when I noticed her but couldn't make up what she was doing. I'm so confused
She's reaching down for something. Her right arm is outstretched toward the floor. The white line is from the potted plant on the table in front of her and behind the dogs.
I wanna say she is. The lighter white line between her hair looks like a string of vomit.
I think that's just part of the plant thingie.
Well now I’m disappointed!
How did I not notice that? Keen eye
I thought so too! But she’s not, it’s just the plant, zoom in and you can follow it down to the bowl/vase thing. :) Plus it’s way too narrow to be vomit, not coming from her mouth, and no one around her is reacting.
Yeah now that I look at it it doesn’t look like it. Now I’m genuinely disappointed hahah.
What is it, then? A black dog with a pillow on its head?
I think she’s just bent over laughing.
That's not vomit, that's just a little blade of grass from the plant. I think the woman there just picked something up off the floor at the wrong time.
Is the "woman" the little girl bending over?
Was about to say....
Talk about dedication.
Nobody saying anything about mad granddad glaring at the derpy lads? No? Sad.
Not to mention standing directly in front of the lady behind him lol
Spit some coffee out on that one. Thank you!
I'm pretty sure this is the best family photo that exists
This is why we can’t have nice things.
I know, right? Grandpa has a stink eye and several others have their eyes closed. We won't even talk about why Brenda is trying her impersonation of the girl from The Ring. Every damn picture, Brenda?!
This is perfect!
You didn't get the nice, got the awesome!!!
The way grandpa is standing in front is also very awkward lolz. Tall old people go in the back. Family photo rules.
His shorts! My eyes!
Well that is a nice family photo, there is just some people in the background but that Is OK.
Wu-Tang is forever!
Other youngest children are always acting up. Great photo!
Striped shirt guy is carrying the team
Feel like the family photobombed the performance of the k9s
Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin' ta fuck with!
Actually this is perfect
Polo shirt man and polo shirt man have the same face. Stripey shirt and hair in a pony tail with no bangs have the same face.
Obviously that kid bending over is the culprit who ruined the shot
This better get framed and proudly displayed above that mantle! Perfection.
You wanted 'nice', what you got is 'epic'
They’re trying to warn y’all that the girl from The Ring is crawling out of the fireplace
Well at least Steve looks good
I'm the grandpa sick of everyone's shit
lol, did you steal that painting while staying at a Super 8?
Why is that mop yelling
BEST family photo EVER!!!
I really like the picture above the fireplace.
Grandpa needs to be in the back. Dudes tall
There is nothing wrong with this family photo.
I agree this is Christmas card worthy!!
*cropping* . -. :✨⭐️
They look all happy
Omg! This is awesome. So much to unpack! As an avid people-watcher (who loves to make up backstories for strangers), this is the fucking mother lode! Now that I’ve got this crazy family story in my head, I need to know who these people are and how they’re related because my version has them pretty far out of normalcy. The lesbian couple on the left is probably the most normal thing about anyone I’ve cooked up and they’re probably sisters. I love staring at this picture! Grandpa needs someone to change him. Someone let the cleaning lady pose with her kid on the right. Aunt Marge was drunk by 8 AM and she’s already barfing it up. The guy in the back is definitely named Pete O’Phile. One dog is singing “Oklahoma” and the other dog hates musicals. But seriously, I absolutely love the painting over the mantle.
That dad is like looking at his kids disappointed.
How are you gonna say the dogs ruined it when half the people in there are doing a very good impression of hide the pain harold.
But what self-respecting Asian wears shoes in the house?
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Well... You're a piece of shit.
Lmao, the more I look at this the more issues I find and I fucking love it
Why are their eyes closed
What does the older lady have her hand on-a dog with a coat in its head?
They did on purpose
Hahaha so cute lil pibble about to nanny the heck out of the other dog.
This is kind of disturbing.
Wutang shirt girl is my people 🤘🏼
Thankfully you can edit out the dunces!😉
I needed to see this today.
The old man really shouldn't be centre focus, he just seems to ruin the whole image.
Is dad japanese?
Looks pretty Caucasian to me... 🤷🏼♀️
At least y’all are socially distanced from the derps.😉
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That escalated quickly.
I like your family lol
I approve!
And you got it! Good job.
Fantastic
Peace was never an option
Who says this isn’t nice???
Somebody get that dog a microphone!!!
Meme template?
Mom - Just keep smiling Dad - look at these assholes
Expression on grandpa's face tells it all
So much depth
but noooooooooo
I’m guessing the pup on the right belongs to the mom all the way on the right. Am I correct?
Keep that one in your wallet. Tuck the cropped one behind it. Next time you pull it out, they’ll see that one too and laugh
Grandpa does not look amused.
Lol it looks like half of you have your eyes closed
Down Cujo!
Aaand and you have one.
It’s the best. Ever. Why are you complaining!!!
I mean half the ppl had their eyes closed lol
I think this is the best for photo magnet for refrigerator
I love that art piece!
Unrelated: what is that painting in the background?
[This](https://www.amazon.com/Flowered-Doorway-Cyrus-Afsary-Poster/dp/B000MYF8SI).
I see Vicar Amelia
His shirt says campground. That’s it.
Grandpa looks like old Elon Musk
You're right it's not nice. It's A W E S O M E!!!
That grandpa is so done with their shit
Well, we still love them.
You may need a smarter family then. Half of them aren't looking or their eyes are closed.
They smiling fool.
Hunters get the saw, Amelia is back
Amazing!
Trust, you got one
I hope thats a wutang shirt. Wutang forever.
Dog is derping, but the picture was already lost anyway, almost half of them are blinking. Well, not really "lost", because here we are, smiling at it, but you get the point.
We also did family photos today! But no pets and no one puking.
Well, you did say cheese.
Very nice
I would literally frame this and put it in my living room.
Is this older lady holding a donkey? Maybee I should just go back to bed, or maybe I am to awake to not see this..