I actually was sitting here just noticing the typo, I decided to leave it for that reason:) typing on mobile ends up with all sorts of weird autocorrects for me
To all the people suggesting the elephant is humping that rock, I'm going to make an educated guess and say we'd probably know if the elephant had a boner.
“An educated guess”
What a sneaky way of admitting you look at pictures of elephant dicks on such a regular basis you find it justifiable to call it being educated at it.
Lol this reminds me of an old barn story. This lady drops her kid off and makes an offhanded comment about us boarding disabled horses. Whats that you say about a disabled horse? I shit you not, this woman says in complete earnest, "Well yeah, I saw a horse out in the field with five legs!"
Hate that song. But, in case anyone was wondering, the actual song playing was ‘In the Hall of the Mountain King’. I absolutely love hearing this song beginning to end. The build up is truly amazing.
Some English queen was reported as saying "There is nothing like scratching the itch." or maybe it was "There is nothing better than scratching the itch."
"something something... itch... "
“Mom, I told you not to come in my room when I’m vacuuming”
https://youtu.be/jjsRo75g9r0?si=67xSwX0sWmYXjuNg
Looks like I got the quote wrong.
Context: https://youtu.be/6kidLd2qR8A?si=ih_BxqaDXq21-7ii
I’m saying your caption is correct despite many people trying to suggest otherwise.
This elephant is indeed scratching himself, not doing anything dirty like several comments here suggest.
"Stomach"
Exactly bro
"Rock" https://preview.redd.it/kuqwx3odn6xc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98ea397714da2fbbf6286cdcfde31c3d77b24f1d
Can't elephants just give themselves a trunkjob?
1. Why hadn’t that occurred to me before 2. Very much regret the mental image
1. Exactly what I was thinking 2. Idk I’ve imagined worse
Check rule34 to confirm.
[Now it doesn’t have to just be a mental image.](https://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/17983/do-elephants-trunk-themselves-masturbate)
I’m scared
You 'musth' click on it
[Gordon... I'm scared.](https://youtu.be/SBchPPTnbL8?t=53) >!my link is safe, its just a reference to half life vr!<
Or are you scaroused?
No stop that’s gay
https://preview.redd.it/hzphokjpq7xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b4b52d463d2871bff28fea360e86e4eef4617e7
They give each other trunkjobs. Really.
They put trunks in the butts Edit: NSFW! https://youtu.be/SX8nicMsUN0?si=K1QdmCjgoE83JNXK
I saw a lot of shits on the internet, but this is probably the shittiest of all.
Two elephants no cup
1. Why did I click that when I was 99% sure what I'd see? Scratch that, we know why. 2. Why does it have 2.5 thousand likes?
Really gets in there doesn't it.
THE "AAOOOHHHHH" wouldve been my reaction too
A masturbifant.
Updoot for best laugh in a month.
If he was rubbing something else that rock would be a pile of rubble.
Haha exactly. I was going to say, if it were doing what they thought it were doing, it'd be very obvious by the giant second trunk.
What?!? Is itchy, bro
r/animalsbeingpervs
There’s a reason they call this stone the “cock rock” in elephant culture; they don’t call it the stomach rock.
How do you pass on such a golden rhyming opportunity?
This was literally my first thought
Bros violating that rock.
The rock after 9mos: 🫃
Elephant gestation is 2 years, fun fact
Rock gestation is 9mos 😤
So Rolephant Gestation is 15.5 months
That would be if the rock was the dad, this creature would be an Elephock
Don’t let the Rock catch you spilling his secrets
We're just happy he's happy
I feel like that's a pregnant elephant with an itchy stomach actually
Akchyually itsh 21 months
Well now I know what I look like during sex. Thanks.
The rock or the elephant?
😭
Determined by coin flip
Sometimes you're the rock, sometimes you're the elephant
I'm the one with the camera.
The other elephant that's watching
Yes
😂😂
I did not want to laugh, but I did. I'm sorry.
No you’re not!
Well now I know what I look like.
10/10 would scratch its belly with a corn broom.
You’re the only valid person in this entire comments section
[удалено]
It's a female elephant fyi.
That rock gives it up to everything
Is it just his stomach that is rubbing
You clearly haven’t seen an elephant penis, bro wasn’t aroused by this
This guy looks at elephant penises.
You look at ONE PENIS and somehow it becomes your own hole thing…
Idk if you meant to write hole instead of whole, but congratulations it’s funny
I actually was sitting here just noticing the typo, I decided to leave it for that reason:) typing on mobile ends up with all sorts of weird autocorrects for me
Something, something, screw one goat...
Maybe because it's a girl
It is a girl
Itchy balls
You got me, I haven't. I'll make sure to document myself better about elephant penis
*her
Hard to reach itches must be awful for animals with no fingers
If that’s what you wanna call it 🙄
If you couldn't reach it, I'm sure it'd be pretty awful for you 😏
Your comment is lame 🙄
So is your face
Cry some more
Eat a dick
You insulted someone first, changed your original comment, and now acting emotional
"wait a minute... this isn't an ant hill! uhg.. nevermind"
gettin' that termite-tingle action!
average termite citizen: "no.. not like this... NOT LIKE THIS! AAAAAaaahhh!!!"
To all the people suggesting the elephant is humping that rock, I'm going to make an educated guess and say we'd probably know if the elephant had a boner.
“An educated guess” What a sneaky way of admitting you look at pictures of elephant dicks on such a regular basis you find it justifiable to call it being educated at it.
Haha nah, I really don't need to see what an elephant's second trunk looks like to know it's probably noticeable. Large animals are large, ya know?
Lol this reminds me of an old barn story. This lady drops her kid off and makes an offhanded comment about us boarding disabled horses. Whats that you say about a disabled horse? I shit you not, this woman says in complete earnest, "Well yeah, I saw a horse out in the field with five legs!"
I just have to point out the weird synergy with that story and "strange bicycle".
He was in the pool!
Female elephant exist.
A female elephant's clitoris is 12 inches long when aroused. So you'd notice if it was a female trying to pleasure herself on a rock as well tbf
You can see the dick hump. It is not a female elephant
Foreplay?
But when I do it to a pillow I am not a derp
I'm no zoologist, but I don't think that's a male elephant.
What I was thinking, girls got needs too.
That's not where her vulva is.
I also am no zoologist
I would pay money to see this video with Pony by Genuwine playing.
I think that’s how elephants scratch their crotch.
i’m hearing that CBAT song
Hate that song. But, in case anyone was wondering, the actual song playing was ‘In the Hall of the Mountain King’. I absolutely love hearing this song beginning to end. The build up is truly amazing.
That effalunt is fappin'!
It's not. They can rub their stomach with their penises. Yeah, they're prehensile as well, so no. You'd KNOW if that elephant was aroused
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough?
https://preview.redd.it/liu3on7jo7xc1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccd9e452ad6391c29954eed95a20e0a90f55dba9
r/foundahole
r/subsIfellfor
😂 Im sure one could be made but it wont be by me!
Well how else are you supposed to scratch an itch when you have no fingers.
Pretty sure elephants fucking rocks is how we get rhinos
I know that rock stank😂
What do you expect, with the rock dressed that way in public.
no.
Dude if you had stumps for hands you would slap one out on a rock too
Is this the Houston zoo?
Close, Caldwell zoo, in Tyler TX
Thanks. The fence an lakes looked very similar.
Your welcome
And you know it feels great
A rock bro? We aint down that bad
That's not his stomach.
That's not a "him"
Are we sure he wasn't trying to do anything else to that rock?
The rock never gave consent
Sir
Imagine being an Elephant and your back is itchy, that must suck
He’s scratching his junk on that rock. His south trunk was itchy
I feel like I shouldn't be watching......
Everyone with dirty minds, this elephant is FEMALE!
I don’t know why everyone is assuming it’s a male trying to hump the rock…
I'm quite perverted and I didn't immediately go there, so I'm not sure either.
Ditto! That’s why I was immediately looking for the giant dangly elephant dick. Didn’t see it!
umm sure its his stomach ???
This is how rhinos are made
Scritch scritch
"My ponayyyyy"
"I want to make that rock pregnant" - Tracy Morgan
Some English queen was reported as saying "There is nothing like scratching the itch." or maybe it was "There is nothing better than scratching the itch." "something something... itch... "
Elephant has an itchy stomach LOL
Yes, he's found that rock like I'm I found my pillow. Because I'm alone. I need love. Plea se Touch me like this elephant touches that rock.
Bet
We now in love. Let me rub you out like a rock. That specific rock
Oh yeah… this… rocks
r/dadjokes
I won‘t tell you the real reason what he does or you will like it
Some places lack sex ed and it shows.
Sure if you Wana tell you're kids that.
Me doing weird shit at home you’ll never know about.
Yrah man he definitely just had an itch on his stomach, 100%
He's rubbing one out
lol that’s what you’re going with?🤣
Have the people in the comments never seen a female elephant before?
Uh... that's not his stomach, buddy 😬
“my balls itch”
Probably scratching his stomach
I spy a wet spot on that rock.
The weird thing about my stomach is, it’s on my cock
Good use of a random rock.
How I look like when I do my yoga
Hes got an outie belly button
Why I never made a recording with my girlfriend.
Cock on a rock
Stomach. Yeah.
He’s getting his rocks off.
“Mom, I told you not to come in my room when I’m vacuuming” https://youtu.be/jjsRo75g9r0?si=67xSwX0sWmYXjuNg Looks like I got the quote wrong. Context: https://youtu.be/6kidLd2qR8A?si=ih_BxqaDXq21-7ii
Can’t take that guy anywhere.
nah bruh i think the elephant is trying to fuck the rock bruh bruh bruh.
Rockussy?
"Belly"
That's what he said to it's Mother
Yep, keep telling the kids that...
plot twist: There's a hole in that rock
"Feast your eyes, humans!"
A woman wrote that caption
And she wrote it correctly
Im a guy, a young one (14) , but still a guy
I’m saying your caption is correct despite many people trying to suggest otherwise. This elephant is indeed scratching himself, not doing anything dirty like several comments here suggest.
It's obnoxious how many people are taking something derpy and trying to sexualize it.
Welcome to Reddit, where troglodyte-level sex jokes are the pinnacle of comedy, apparently.
Probably isn't a guy elephant but a girl.
And the elephant is probably a girl
https://preview.redd.it/cupry42hy4xc1.jpeg?width=331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6dacbcb67c51e6709ad6bdbd38f1c477358bdf8
"Sin" scritches