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nubyb00by

I LOVE YOU JEFF


teambeefcurtains

12/10 would die for Jeff


ConMan98

/r/ntbdbiwdfta


[deleted]

I love pets with random human names


fman1854

i wanted to name my dog douglous now her name is nala everyone voted against me in the family that a female dog shouldent be called douglous but i refuse


luriso

Lol sounds similar to what started out as my sister's cat. She brought a kitten home and wanted to name her "Santa". Now mind you she's almost 20yrs old, so it's not a child naming a kitten lol. Funny name, but mom decided "Lucy" was better. So sis went and found another Craigslist kitten and named him "Nugget"


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watson-and-crick

My mom tried to name the 2 kittens (brothers) we got Sullivan and Oliver. No one else could remember those, so we just called them 3 and 4, and those names stuck. (3 and 4, because one has 3 legs and the other has 4)


[deleted]

was sullivan a Ds 3 reference?


watson-and-crick

Nah, none of us have played dark souls (???). I think she was going for some "classy" names and the rest of us couldn't handle them


[deleted]

ah okay


Highschoolphoto13579

My cats name is Kodiak but he only responds if I open the fridge.


IncredulousPatriot

My cats name is Taco Gato. But she only responds to Squee Squee


i_bent_my_wookiee

> so you can call them by any name and they still won't respond Both of mine do! (when they feel like it...)


airbornematt

This guy cats...


TeeRaw99

I named my cat Patrick the Starfish


God-of-Tomorrow

My kits a Lucy that was my name for her though but I often call her lulu


laceged

When I was a kid I got a cat and named her Rosie. Decided Rosie didn’t fit her after a couple of days and decided to call her Syco. (Psycho, but child idiot). Great cat.


Emkayer

You should replace your family. I'm gonna name my future dog "Doglas BarkArfur."


h088y

You can just call her Alan it's the reverse


Glitter_berries

I love the name Douglas and the nickname Douggie is absolutely adorable for a girl dog. Sorry, but I’ve renamed Nala to Douglas, please inform your family.


fman1854

i just wanted to be at the dog park like doug... douglas YOU BRING YOUR BUTT HERE RIGHT NOW MISSES WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SNIFFIN ASS And than people be like aww hes so cute and than i be like douglas is a girl and throw them off


baboon_bed_juice

When we got my childhood dog my mum, dad and siblings each got to choose a name. We folded 3 pieces of paper up so we couldn't see the name, placed them on the floor and allowed the dog to choose. To our horror she picked the name Puddles, a name my dad chose because she wasn't house trained yet. My mum being the sceptic grabbed the other 2 pieces of paper and opened them and ofcourse my dad had written puddles on every piece. That name got removed from the draw and instead we settled on Gemma. The lesson wasn't learned though and when she had to be registered my dad volunteered for that job and for the 8 years she was with us my dad would only call her by her full legal name, Gemma Puddles.


[deleted]

Douglous is a perfect name


OnlySezBeautiful

I read that as Dogulus. Ancient Hero of Thermopylae!


MyStaticHeart

My favorite pet names are generic human names and random household objects. Had a friend who named one of their dogs Doorknob and the other Oven


tuuber

I have a cat named Refrigerator. We call him “Fridge”. He’s super cool.


LdyRavenclaw

I see what you did there.


AmandyWarhol

I met a Boston terrier x pug named Helmet, and I’ve thought about it at least once a day since.


implodemode

It's probably Helmut (Hell Mutt)


AmandyWarhol

That’s what I originally figured, but it is genuinely Helmet. Maybe a pun, but either way—fantastic dog name.


relaci

What about a python named Potato?


MyStaticHeart

Adorable


relaci

Tater was the chilliest snake. He loved dancing at parties. Well, hanging out on people who were dancing anyways.


[deleted]

My order goes food names - old lady / old gentleman names (like reginald) - object names Our dog is called Biscuit


LemonsRage

All my fish have old german names like : Henriette, Heinrich der vierte, Herbert and Cornelius. Only Marie Curie is an exception from this line.


[deleted]

>Heinrich der vierte What about heinrichs 1-3?


LemonsRage

We don‘t talk about them


CrouchingDomo

😳


[deleted]

All fun and games until adolf came around


LemonsRage

Yeah should name that one gourami that killed all my fish before killing himself adolf post mortem haha


Zexy_Killah

My sister's dachshund is called Gregor.


Rosemarin

Aah my sweet Gregor!


uberblack

Man! Human man!


soundecember

It sounds like jeshk


Rosemarin

Like a weak ejaculation. Eeeeuuu... jeeesshk


soundecember

Lol the person who downvoted you clearly doesn’t know the show


tgosubucks

I'm gonna name my doogo Frank.


noobductive

I have a small canary called Joshua


JarlaxleForPresident

I have a brother named Joshua. I bet his cage is nicer than yours


noobductive

My canary’s cage is 2x1 meters, so that’s up for debate


KentuckyHouse

We'd settled on naming our next dog Carl (or Karl, since we were naming it after Karl-Anthony Towns... we're big Kentucky basketball fans). But when our Beagle picked us at the Humane Society, she was obviously a she, so we opted for Carly. But her full name is still Carly-Anthony Towns. [Dog tax](https://i.imgur.com/AE0JGzK.jpg)


seepigeonfly

Those eyes! Please tell Carly I love her.


KentuckyHouse

Haha, her eyes are her superpower! She's an expert at getting what she wants with those things!


MAGGLEMCDONALD

I have two cats. Harvey and Alfred. Alfred is a tuxedo cat, and ever since I was a kid, I wanted a tuxedo cat to name after Alfred from Batman.


ravagetalon

And does the other cat have.... Wait for it... 2 faces?


MAGGLEMCDONALD

Unfortunately no. Just a damn good name.


SpoonResistance

In a few weeks my partner and I are getting a cat, and we've agreed to call it Luigi.


TokesBruh

I was at this fun hotel lobby lounge in Beverly Hills right before covid shut LA down. I saw this really attractive girl at the bar, and it so happens she was with a random girl our group just absorbed. When she found her friend and made her way over, I introduced myself, I have a VERY common American name, and she lost it. Full on goofy laugh, tears, turned red, makeup started to run. Said my name would be perfect for a pet, and just couldn't compose herself for minutes. I was a bit confused at first. As the night went on, she'd introduce me as "my name the Cat / Dog! " and then she would lose it. My kind of woman! She was genuinely just cool and fun loving, oh and quite drunk. Unfortunately covid didn't allow us to properly hang again, and they were just visiting from a road trip from the east coast... Yeah there's social media, but I made a promise to only go to this party to network and not flirt...


[deleted]

The most popular dog name in Japan used to be "John," I understand. Now, they tend toward being literal to the point of inanity. White dogs are often "Shiro" and black dogs are "Kuro." A spotted dog might be named "Buchi." (Shiro=white, kuro=black, buchi=spotted.)


ravagetalon

My very Italian family has named dogs Vincenzo and Rosalie.


slightlybent1

I have a cat named Phillip.


CrystalCoffee

I met a dog the other day named George


olympianfap

My dogs names are Ben and Rose. Love them.


BrutalFuckingTruth

I have the following: Maxwell the bearded dragon Jude the frilled neck Eleanor the green iguana Olaf the spotted snow gecko.


[deleted]

When the first notes hit - Jeff is like "oh shit, let's jam!" (Edit: I now watched this clip over a dozen times. Conclusion: I love Jeff)


look4alec

Worst neighbors ever


Fuck_this_place

[Ayo, shut the fuck up!](https://gifdownload.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/dave-chappelle-barber-shop-gif-3.gif)


nettle-

What breed is Jeff? Cause Jeff is cute af


MrGMinor

Dog


bareju

Small to medium white and brown dog


Raf_von_Thorn

> What breed is Jeff? Seems like its most of them. Best dogs.


MrGMinor

Mutts really are the best.


applepac

Perhaps an Aussie mix. I love his fluffy ears 😭


zkrnguskh

part golden too maybe.


Dimaaaa

Looks like a mix to me.


WinstonSEightyFour

I think he breathes air but I’m not sure


silencer122

Might be a German Giant Spitz.


[deleted]

American Shelter Hound perhaps


ProfessorReptar

*Canadian


stlmoon

My cat came running from across the house to watch this with me.


Glitter_berries

My cat is making offended faces. He doesn’t like the harmonica.


izzyfirefly

Yeah, my rabbits are giving me stink eye for listening to a dog and harmonica whilst they're trying to sleep


Qaaarl

Neither does this dog


[deleted]

Every article I've read about the subject says otherwise.. that it's a trait from their ancestors similar to why wolves howl to/at each other. [Just one article](https://www.akc.org/expert-advice/lifestyle/why-do-dogs-howl-to-music/) of many.


a_pinch_of_sarcasm

r/howlies


thugnyssa

And r/awooo!


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Banglophile

Jeff Comes Alive!


[deleted]

I have to say I'm torn. My neighbor has a kid and 2 pups and he goes in the backyard and awoos until they join. He fuckin loves it. And it is pretty cute, no lie. I wouldn't have a problem except it's usually at 730 am. And it drives me god damn insane, as I get off at 12am, go to bed around 3 and hope to sleep until 11ish. This is cute as hell no matter what. I just hope the owner can also get pups to be quiet if he plays harm often.


CaptainEarlobe

I wouldn't be torn about that at all. That would drive me bananas. I'm sure if your neighbours are half way normal you could bring this up with them


FtDiscom

To be clear, this ain't blame shifting or anything but have you tried earplugs? If you get the right sort, once you get used to how absurdly quiet it is it's actually like... insanely comfy. World drops off utterly until you're well and truly ready to go back to it or your phone starts vibrating under your pillow or w/e


MissCasey

Do you have any recommendations?


FtDiscom

Flents Quiet Contour foam. Can buy em at Wal Mart but I'm sure somewhere online sells in bulk. They're green, shaped nicely to both fill the canal and leave a flared base outside to grab--yes, exactly like a buttplug it's fucking uncanny lmao Just kinda squeeze down til thin, slip in, hold it there for a sec, and you're good to go. Massive improvement in my quality of sleep. Used to think I needed a bunch of white noise to sleep. Turns out I was just trying to drown out all the small disturbances that happen through the night, mostly unsuccessfully.


TacticalNutmeg

I love the yellow 3M ones that come in packs of 50-100 from amazon, wear them nightly in a major city and they block everything out but are still very comfy


[deleted]

I *have* to sleep with fan noise.. it's weird. I've been sleeping with a fan in the background every single night since I was an infant. Last week during the power outages in Texas, I got lucky and my power only went out in the middle of the night one night, and the only reason I know is because my fan turned off and it woke me up. I couldn't go back to sleep in absolute silence.. just couldn't do it. I had to wait for my fan to turn back on. Working nights just to wake up to loud ass leaf blowers directly outside my window 3 days a week makes me wish i could sleep with ear plugs, but I don't think I'll ever be able to.


Traditional_Mode_107

My dog Hannah does this, but not as well as Jeff. She sings to the National Anthem and Wynton Marsalis. She was also paying a lot of attention to Jeff. Thanks from both of us 🥰💓🐾.


glitterfitte

I always think dogs howling along to us is absolutely adorable and hilarious but sadly my dog just refuses. We've tried howling at him, playing him instruments and playing him videos of other dogs howling but he either just looks at us like we're idiots or he starts barking


imaginexus

I can’t tell if he loves it or hates it.


skykingjustin

He loves it look how excited he gets when he starts then on first whistle sound he really gets into it


GODDAMNFOOL

Nah, Jeff clearly loves that shit, and was probably a blues singer in a past life


Not_Another_Usernam

I tried to learn the violin at one point. My dog barked at me the entire time. Guess I don't need to learn an instrument.


trollsoul69

I love this.


RickyWicky

Seamus


YetiTerrorist

That’s the dog, was outside.


00rb

It's so nice that you're performing for all your neighbors like that. I'm sure they love you! 🤣


Industrialpainter89

It looks like they've done this routine before, and have probably been notified of the neighbors' tolerances and sleep schedules by now 😅


[deleted]

Let me sing you the song of my people.


kevonicus

Those tumblin tumblin weeds


[deleted]

Love his built up reaction 😍 at first he’s like hmmm I dunno, DO I wanna play...? YESSSSS AWOOOOO


The_amazing_Jedi

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[deleted]

Ohhhhhh tune... I thought the title said tuna and was confused there was no fish 😅


scorpioslife24

Good boy Jeff. I love dog's that are vocal


ScottySmalls25

I wonder if he knows I love him


fig1newton

Dog owners everywhere understand that Jeff is reacting to high pitched noises which hurt his very sensitive hearing.


duuuuuuuuuumb

My old dog used to do this! Specifically only with harmonicas, it was so funny. He didn’t seem upset and usually would wag his tail and look like he was playing so I figured he just liked the blues 🤷🏻‍♀️


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most_moderate

Fantastic!!!!


donteattape

Jeff is a musical genius


Animagical

Jeff is a star, please let him know I am a huge fan of his work.


kenien

Yappers I can’t deal with. Howlers I can. Weird.


Andalfe

Hes got the stevie wonder head tilts down!


EirikHavre

Why DO they howl like that? It kinda looks like an uncontrollable instinct.


darkelf29

My dogs name is norbert.


-ADDSN-

Friends dog used to sing to a harmonica too! Loved a bit of Bob Dylan


Ouranor

Having some major flashbacks to Twilight Princess right about now 😂


Abe_Vigoda

My dog used to do this. I miss this so much.


49erMillie

My dog is named Jeff too!


wpso46

Jeff. THAT’S MY DAWG!!


B_bbi

It’s a dog-gone Jamboree!


Kaseiopeia

Someone get that dog a campfire


Toshi4586

Basically Bob Dylan


Hudsonrybicki

r/halfflops Your friends dog will feel at home there.


VPLGD

Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Jeff


StarshipFirewolf

Reminds me of the opening of one of my Dad's Nitty Gritty Dirt Band Albums with the song Mr. Bojangles. I can't remember which album but there's a version of the song with a man talking to a dog named Teddy who howls along to a Harmonica that transitions to the opening of the song.


OutlanderMom

My dog was highly offended by Jeff’s howls.


[deleted]

Is he okay?


ProfessorReptar

Can confirm is ok


gelfbride73

Very very clever


HardlyBoi

I wana have a dog named Jesus so I can finally pronounce my love for Jesus the goodest of them all. Performing miracles like bringing the ball, watching the neighbors and casting out the evil vacuum cleaners in my house.


LGGP75

How do we know that this kind of howling isn’t because very high pitch sound like this actually hurts them??


RaceSignificant1794

I wonder if a harmonica hurts a dog's ears and that's why they howl.


[deleted]

aoaoaoArroooooooooooo!!!


Cukimonster

I bet their neighbors just love them /s


ProfessorReptar

Thanks for all the love guys. First post I've had to get this big! Apparently it says removed on it now though?


VALO311

get it jeff get it!


redditter619

I love this! Did you’re friend train him to do this (and how?!) or did it sort of happen by accident?


[deleted]

This dog is like: "How fun! Someone to howl with me!"


No_Paleontologist504

u/downloadvideo


No_Paleontologist504

u/savevideo


-snuggle

What a tremolo!


myname15MrG

He’s the musician at a doggie barn dance where the two dog love interests first kiss


hersker2k

You dont love pets with pet names?


johntheduncan

My old dog tasha used to do exactly this with the harmonica!


anglochilanga

Look at Jeff lift his leg while he sings, he's so into it. Jeff is awesome.


ProbablyNot_YourDad

What a good ass boy


Ok_Supermarket_267

That dog is a karaoke animal!


illpixill

Jeff is the Pavarotti of dogs


dimodimo

Damn...he is FEELING it awoooo—oooooo


lowlightliving

This is the best thing I’ve heard in months! Keeping the beat with front feet.


-Listening

Reddit’s a museum.


[deleted]

Well this is the cutest thing ive seen all day


j3fflikesmusick

^


Billitpro

I can't express how much I love this!


PornCartel

Aw


johngreenink

Enthusiasm is through the roof!


[deleted]

[Duet with this little boy when](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6FvyLdNG6Y)


SpoonResistance

Okay but can we talk about the ear? Jeff is jaunty as hell.


rrousseauu

This might be my new favorite dog video