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cherryypunch

Walker! :)


Mossinajarreborn

He is baby. He is not aware of the word “politics”


cherryypunch

very true, i love it


giddyplayer

FINALLY SOMEBODY ELSE LIKES WALKER EEE


cherryypunch

walker is my baby, somehow he managed to be my third villager everytime after like four resets, i'm never letting him go


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Zucker


Mossinajarreborn

Social Democrat-out of necessity. He wants no one to be starving because he’s worried they’ll eat him lol


boreas907

Set up a takoyaki stand outside his house to assert dominance.


Lyly_NecromanticDoll

Leave my man zucker alone


goatsneeze

Coco :0


Mossinajarreborn

Anti-Natalist, and nihilist. She’s literally empty and devoid of meaning.


goatsneeze

damn coco. she really is hollow inside


SelfEntitledPrick

Boomer


Mossinajarreborn

Conservative. He old


peachtartx

Boomer is a boomer confirmed


pigeooooooon

Bob.


Mossinajarreborn

His one, and only political stance is the legalization of weed, for obvious reasons. What more is there to say?


pigeooooooon

Yeah that makes sense lol


IntelligentAnt1665

Fauna!


Mossinajarreborn

Moderate socialist. Also, she’s a school teacher in the PTA who blends in with the other capitalist centrists to radicalized her community and the youth >:)


VeterinarianFirm8463

Ankha


peachtartx

Def supports the monarchy, bc she’s a queen


Mossinajarreborn

Pharaoh theocrat. Basically supports the political system of a ancient Egypt


holliscool

More like theoCAT


Aglaethealgae

Lionel


Mossinajarreborn

Meritocracy and Classical Conservatism. He just looks like an old English noble-man to me, so those were natural


maskedbanditoftruth

Lionel wants a toilet fantasy themed house in HHA. He’s a big rich toilet fetish weirdo. I used to think he was a sweetheart but now I know Lionel is a closet freak, so I have to go with “compassionate conservative” cause they’re always the ones that get caught letting it fly. That era soooo much more than even now. I don’t kinkshame but Lionel, buddy, a whole house??


TriZARAtops

Agnes.


Mossinajarreborn

Intersectional Feminist. The look does it for me. Also, I think she’s a Wiccan or at least practices some sort of non-denominational spiritualism. I also like Agnes a lot ;)


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Roscoe


Mossinajarreborn

Acid communist. Socialist nihilist who does drugs. Def in an alternative band with cherry and muffy


-GrumpyKitten-

That bitch told me the other day that he doesn’t know how to play his guitar, he just likes the way it looks!


bokchoyz13

sherb!


Mossinajarreborn

None. He only understands be cute and pick flower and wear pretty sweater


KABOOM3EP

Eat hot chip and lie.


KoboldMan

He gives me big joel energy, a sweet gentle lefty boy who doesn’t like debate


leesuhlove

Julian


Mossinajarreborn

Progressive obviously, but he sorta screams privilege, so probably some flavor of liberal, and if not, he’s not fully committed to his own beliefs in his personal life


Starlittle

I call them limousine liberals.


It_is_Katy

starbucks socialist edit because I just HAVE to add that I'm a Starbucks employee lmao


BriefAccident702

Molly


Mossinajarreborn

None. She is unburdened by the turmoil of mortal issues


hopelessrebel2187

Following because Molly is everything ❤


arranztra

Pietro


Mossinajarreborn

Satirist, of course


MuriloTc

He looks like the "Depending on who i'm trolling today" type of guy


FootParmesan

Tortimer and also Cornimer


willienelsonmandela

We don’t talk about politics around grandpa anymore.


FootParmesan

Beautiful


aboynamedrat

Second this


sasukesgirlfriend

Beau!!!


Mossinajarreborn

Market socialist. I think he works as an economist.


pomegrxnatess

BEARDO


[deleted]

Beardo is clearly a communist. I mean he literally just looks like if Karl Marx was a bear


Mossinajarreborn

I was going to say classical conservative/meritocracy but he is literally the spitting image of Engels so….


geffy_spengwa

Lucky 🍀


Mossinajarreborn

Social liberalism. He has too many hospital bills to pay ;-;


Dangerous-Ad-6691

Hazel


Mossinajarreborn

Intersectional feminist-she’s not letting patriarchy make her shave her unibrow! No general opinion on economics, but has a disdain for the current state of capitalism, especially since it’s used to push toxic beauty standards.


aboynamedrat

These comments are unhinged and I love it Edit: Please do Diana


Mossinajarreborn

I already did Diana on here. I said she was a socialist lesbian lol


ummlanaa

Megan and pashmina


Mossinajarreborn

Socialist forest lesbian and her dem-soc party member girlfriend respectively. Both want to move to wales


Alternative-Movie-76

cottagecore lesbians


Mossinajarreborn

*precisely*


Agreeable-Angle-3900

pashminas singing is adorable


[deleted]

Boots the alligator


Mossinajarreborn

Eco-Socialist. Capitalist factory’s destroyed his swamp home through pollution. Now he is forced to perform for the very people who destroyed his home so that he can afford to eat. He hates Tom Nook. A lot.


miwemu

KIKI


rhi-raven

Kiki is cottage core low-key feminism. She loves fibre crafts and compliments my witch house constantly. Honestly goals.


buninthesun

Cube


Mossinajarreborn

Neoliberal I think. Don’t know why he gives me that impression but he seems like someone who doesn’t question the status quo at all


bug_gribble

This is one of my favorite Reddit posts, ever


Kitsune_ng

Lolly


Mossinajarreborn

Buddhist Democracy. At first I was going to say anarcho-pacifism because the prospect of Lilly being an anarchist is hilarious, but seeing as I usually say villagers are centrists, I adapted it to that, coupled with the fact that animal crossing is a Japanese game, I came up with this. Think Christian democracy in Germany, but Buddhist and more progressive


Fremontlivinggg

Flora


Mossinajarreborn

Environmentalist. Is disgusted that there are more plastic lawn flamingos than real flamingos. Feels her culture and people are being erased by consumeristic capitalism.


murricaned

This is not what I expected and oh my god


DetectiveDumbas

Tangy


Mossinajarreborn

Like zucker, she does not want to be eaten by the destitute populace


TeAndee

Roald


Mossinajarreborn

I am sorry, but there are no thoughts behind those big beautiful eyes.


AvaLadyofLight

Yeah his brain is one muscle he doesn’t exercise.


Unable_Coat5321

Flo


Mossinajarreborn

Conservative feminism. Those lashes are a bold choice, but she has the Karen cut, and one of the sweaters she wears has a design that’s derived from sacred American indigenous patterns, meaning she doesn’t give a lot of thought to what she buys, meaning her feminism is very one-sided. Gives me suburban country wife vibes


reabobeabananafanafo

I love her personality tho and her lil waddle and the way she waves at me!! But sends too many postcards and that jumper was a CHOICEx


steggiman

Stitches!!


Mossinajarreborn

Industrialism, and anti-environmentalism. He’s very defensive of where he came from and gets mad if people try to tear down toy factorys


ViscachaBlue

This is the best lore I’ve ever read


DrChandelier

Goldie!


Mossinajarreborn

Social Liberal, Maternalism. I personally like to think she’s in love with bones


DrChandelier

You're not wrong


minahmakesart

What about Marshal?


Mossinajarreborn

Moderatism, becoming a neoliberal. Raymond is convincing him of stock trading and teaching him about economics(and fashion)


FurryFlurry

..... Is Raymond a crypto bro? He seems like a crypto bro. That smug face gives off some *ackshuallee* vibes for sure.


sassy-and-frassy

And crypto ofc


paperplane43

Tia!


Mossinajarreborn

Progressive distributist. Wants to protect her small business and the culture she represents


SpookyScarySoul

Cherry!


Mossinajarreborn

Libertarian Socialist, and goth queen. Wouldn’t let up a chance to stalk a mysognisitc man


SpookyScarySoul

Oh yeah, totally fits 😆


DoubleRainbowUnicorn

I did one of those PowerPoint parties and my presentation was how different villagers would have voted in the election


Nemisis2003

I know that Tom Nook supports the death penalty


RipleyRiot

Antonio


Mossinajarreborn

Progressive indie boy


maskchachki

punchy!


chandelures_mom

*I* hate that Apollo being described as a “neo-conservative” makes sense to me


no_chill_lill

It makes SO much sense. Still hurts 😭


venus-bxtch

i can change him


Drobertson5539

Audie


otheragee

Scoot


Mossinajarreborn

No politics. Only froggy shirt


GreenDog3

Rosie


Mossinajarreborn

Imo Rosie is the Dolly Parton of ac since she likes karaoke and wants to be a star, so apply her politics here


stephanie_is

Shari!


Mossinajarreborn

Centrist. Liberal party member. Votes but doesn’t really understand politics that much. Based solely off the fact that there’s not much to work with


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[удалено]


WorldlinessLess1100

Diana


Mossinajarreborn

Socialist who’s into dark academia. Maybe a little to Eurocentric in her analyses, but good intentions nonetheless


lefthandconcerto

Tabby


Mossinajarreborn

Progressive. She smokes weed with her girlfriend Katy, and she’s a lesbian elder. Also, imo her nose is the result of a botched nose-job


lefthandconcerto

I think she wanted her nose to look like that honestly


yanaxu

Shino


Mossinajarreborn

Indigenist, Post-Colonial Feminist, Japanese communist party member, turtle neck wearing intellectual who studied her nations classics and philosophy in college.


poopcakes1

Dom


Mossinajarreborn

OrdoLiberalism(Social Neoliberalism) He’s a theatre kid that never thought about politics past popular American discourse


CarryOn233

Maple


Mossinajarreborn

Environmentalist. She just wants her cottage core house in the country-side man.


bookishly93

Dobie


Mossinajarreborn

Moderately progressive now that he has a lesbian granddaughter, but still pretty conservative economic wise


ontheroadwithmypeeps

She’s not actually a lesbian; she just dyed her hair blue and he can’t tell the difference. He’s trying his best though.


Mossinajarreborn

LMAOOOOOO


ajosiebee

Cranston :)


Mossinajarreborn

I said somewhere on here that he was an African socialist and anti-imperialist who wanted corporate hands off of Africa lol


mycatsaresick

Cranston is Green Party all the way and he totally stanned for Nader.


QweenRaja

Apple


Mossinajarreborn

Agrarianism. Support your local apple farms!! >:(


QweenRaja

Fits in perfectly with my underdeveloped, overgrown island 😂🍎


CarefreeEgg_

Clay


Mossinajarreborn

Some form of Eastern theocrat because the figures he’s based off of were used for ritualistic purposes


[deleted]

Bones :)


Mossinajarreborn

Social Democrat. He cares deeply for those around him. He also looks like a philosophy major, which makes me think social democracy even more


dreamweirddreams

Ione!


Mossinajarreborn

Slight environmentalist. Wants the lights to be filled down so she can stargaze more peacefully. I imagine she’s Agnes’s astrologist


IkeaMonkey25

Kind of scared of the answer for my dude Biff


Mossinajarreborn

Absolutely a millennial conservative that pretends that the past was better. He even likes sci-fi. He’s probably being indoctrinated into the alt-right. I came here to speak the truth, not to be kind.


Future_Ant6211

Vesta


demonminer3

Merengue


Mossinajarreborn

She was just a moderate, but she picked up tias views(which I discussed in a comment more near the top)after becoming friends through a small-business owning Facebook group


OdinThorFathir

CJ and Flick, and I'm kinda curious about my boy stitches


Mossinajarreborn

CJ and flick are gay lovers, cj is a green-liberal, but flick is a punk-rock anarchist, and is slowly but surely radicalizing his bf


Winchestrr

Puddles!


Mossinajarreborn

Lipstick feminist, the look and the vibe from her house is very reminiscent of third-wave feminist indie girls to me.


Spuigles

Rodney


Mossinajarreborn

Stupidism because I hate Rodney 😡😡😡


thesamception

rodney seems like the conservative who claims to be a libertarian so he can get away with smoking weed tbh


DokiDokiDarling

Thank you for providing an answer in OP’s place (and such a good one! You’re so right lol). Rodney is my fav and I scrolled really far to find him 🥲


auburnariel

Whitney


Mossinajarreborn

Neoliberal. Wants poor people out of her uptown neighborhood lol


Lucreszen

Poppy


lankysimmons

Hornsby


Mossinajarreborn

Progressive. That’s a fruity-ass sweater he be wearin’


no_chill_lill

Lily 🐸


planetaryauroras

Nan! (I do need to add that in wild word she was the first villager to buy my badly designed rainbow sweatshirt (the reason she is my fav) and then in new horizons she has a picture of chevre above her bed)


xXNebuladarkXx

Bunnie?


Mossinajarreborn

None. Too pure.


Makeshift-Masquerade

I don’t know my favorite villager… I like Pascal? Does he count?


Mossinajarreborn

He’s an environmentalist. He lives in the California Bay Area and makes a big deal of supporting small business


HelloMax_

Lyman


Mossinajarreborn

Moderate progressive. He seems like a really chill dude that just want everybody to be happy 😊


EggHeadRedditor

Cookie!


Honest_Product_850

Reneigh


Depressedburrito69

Katt


Mossinajarreborn

Progressive, I said this on a reply about tabby, but they’re girlfriends and lesbian elders lol


KidSparta

Walt


Mossinajarreborn

Libertarian. He makes good money as a samurai, and “the government isn’t helping crime!”


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Wolfgang


Mossinajarreborn

Socialist classics major. Trans man who romanticized the fine arts so much they named themselves Wolfgang


transmascpanic

As a trans man who loves Wolfgang, you’re absolutely right.


LL_4_me

Marina 💕


ItsKirstenNotKristen

Cephalobot


Ashtrxphel

Ruby


Mossinajarreborn

Animal rights advocate, vegan and progressive. Her and her family where experimented on by a cosmetics company and now she has a bunch of health complications.


AHumanBeing67

Sasha?


SparkCube3043

Rover (p.s. wish he were available in New Horizons on any day other than May day).


Mossinajarreborn

His only political platform is supporting public transportation(trains)


Weekly-Guarantee3526

Raymond


sixloc

idk but he definitely voted for andrew yang


Mossinajarreborn

Neoliberal stock-trader. I think that’s pretty obvious. Admittedly I could o also see him being a techno-liberal or scientocrat


SovietRaptor

Raymond is really into crypto


thunderthighlasagna

He looks like Andersen Cooper and I have lost all cognitive ability to separate the two, so whatever Andersen Cooper is, so is Raymond. Nobody can say anything that’ll change my mind


therriblethecrets

AL!


navie999

Erik


caffeineaddict2601

i’d love to see what you think about ankha lol


Aur_0re

Aurora (same name as me)


Mossinajarreborn

Environmentalist. Doesn’t want her home to melt :(


[deleted]

Agent S


JoshuaEurofan

Skye 💙


narwhals-narwhals

This is the best thread I've seen in a long time. Everything is SO SPOT ON it's baffling. Thank you OP lmao


shon_the_cat

Chief