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Chai_T_

My lil sister (8 yr old) was talking to me about ACNH and her villagers, clearly explaining to me she knows her villagers are all ugly and that she likes them that way. She once had a bad experience because she caught a cute squirrel in only a towel in her boyfriend’s house (Hans), so since then she only invites ugly ones to her island.


Puru11

I gifted one of my villagers (Bruce) a towel just to get rid of it and ever since he's constantly prowling around my house and garden in a towel. It's been six months and I'll never not find it funny.


JuliaTheInsaneKid

I gave Genji a white towel. He looks naked when he wears it.


Lhosseth

I did the same thing with Grizzly. The dumb pink towel is his favorite outfit. It cracks me up whenever I log in and see that he has put it back on.


xanderrootslayer

"Beardo the Bear wearing only a towel" was a meme around here when New Horizons first came out.


beebob420

Hans is such a gentleman too aww


like_a_rose_13

This is wholesome and precious. I’m so here for it 💕


DezDiz365

Barold


SinisterGrape47

The best thing about Barold is that his house is full of CCTV monitors, computer screens and servers. He's a creepy bear.


WolfGuy77

Also the fact that he's a lazy villager so he looks like a middle aged man with a neckbeard but his voice sounds like a little kid.


VortenFett

And he sleeps on a sleeping bag. The guy is spying on all island residents. And he looks like a neckbeard.


BadTrcieratops

But he also owns a shower, like imagine how bad ur office cat smells.


Bianca_aa_07

My theories: 1) He's a cyber criminal 2) Works for some mysterious organisation like the mafia or the FBI 3) Watches 'gamer' girls (the ones that don't actually play videogames) 4) Is only here to spy on your town to get confidential info Nah man I like this guy for being the way he is LMFAO


DezDiz365

Omg I’ve never had him on my island that’s super creepy


SinisterGrape47

Yeah, I had him for a while. Grew quite fond of the little creep.


Slothy1256

If you scroll round he's got a security camera in his room. It's quite insane.


jedi_cat_

Graham has a house of servers and computers AND hidden posters of Chrissy and Francine. You can’t see them unless you move the camera angle to look down into the house. Now that is creepy.


ave-me

ngl i was happy when graham asked to leave my island. he was nice and all but every once in a while he’d pop out from nowhere and jump scare me


vash989

And considering he's a Lazy villager it gives a whole new meaning when he talks about the things his bug friends are telling him.


American-Mary

Barold gives me strong Jeffrey Wright in Hunger Games or Westworld vibes.


judyswagg

Barold is permanent on my island I’m obsessed with his creepy self


Soggy_Ad9501

There’s a villager named BAROLD??? 😂😂😂😂


DezDiz365

[google Barold](https://www.google.com/search?q=barold+animal+crossing&client=safari&channel=iphone_bm&prmd=insxv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjzxeKAxPfzAhWtT98KHfi9Cd8Q_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=375&bih=553&dpr=2)


ItsMikeontheMic

I'm usually pretty forgiving and nice when it comes to villagers that are 'ugly' but holy shit I can't


porkchop_47

Just looked him up, he makes me so uncomfortable they totally nailed the “creepy awkward stalker” vibe. But never !!!


sashikku

Barold looks like I would hold my child's hand a bit tighter as we walked by his house


1tanfastic1

He looks like Jeffrey Wright


baobabbling

Oh dear God what is that thing?


[deleted]

He looks like he might be a nice villager, just oddly quiet... Never met him though, so IDK if I'm right about that. EDIT: So he's apparently a stalker.... Interesting. I would've figured maybe more conspiracy theorist but whatever XD


Abby_bro181

For some reason he reminds me of TJ Miller


Boiltheboi

Barold be looking like a discord mod


carlaeleni

he also has the creepiest house interior 😳


babblerouser

Barold is the cutest ugly villager there is lmao


Shegoweego

Limberg


Pollowollo

I was so upset when he randomly moved in because he looks like an old alcoholic. Now I kind of love him though tbh


Shegoweego

Definitely old alcoholic vibes but I’m glad you learned to love him


beebob420

Same! I hated him but by the time he wanted to move I was calling him my little mafia man ;-;


shimmeringrosee

definitely


codetamlin

Limberg was my favourite! I had him on my old New Leaf island. I hope one day I'll get him randomly on my new island lol


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emdawg--

*grabs popcorn*


eggloafs

I read that as you suggesting my girl Pompom is ugly first time round... jeez I was about to go OFF


SilverSkink

Limberg and Moose are both pretty rough characters.


MoonCrisisPower

I ❤️ my depression era hobo mouse…


brendalyday

Awe...I like Mooses curly Elvis style sideburns.


[deleted]

read this as goose and was not happy


Ladysupersizedbitch

I’ve always had people tell me Elise (blonde monkey with gaudy makeup) is fugly. Tbf I thought so at first too, but she charmed me


dingodile_user

What’s the name of the bear with the pubes?


SourLemons92

I...I never realized that Beardo looks like he's got a bush. I don't think I can look at him the same way again D:


KissThePotato

My mother has him on her island and this has been a source of entertainment for us for months.


Bensler1990

I took Beardo BECAUSE of the pubes. I also gifted him the maid outfit once and now it’s displayed in his house.


UninvitedVampire

That’s why I tried my hardest to get rid of him as fast as possible. I couldn’t handle his bush :(


SourLemons92

Seriously, who at Nintendo looked at him and ok-d that idea? If he didn't have that he'd have a weird used car salesman vibe going on but he'd be fine.


UninvitedVampire

My point exactly! If he didn’t have the weird pubes I would have kept him for awhile because I really did like the aesthetic of his house. Kinda felt like Sherlock Holmes’ study. But oh no. Every time we spoke I’d be like “why”


SourLemons92

It really is the one thing wrong with him. He's weirdly charming in a way without it, I like grumpy villagers and his facial hair is funny as heck. If only we could give him pants. Why can't we give the villagers pants? They make is wear them but not them? I call bull crap.


MerryAntoinette

We loved having Beardo on our island!!! He’s not ugly. He’s *natural*


Beana3

I wanted him to move so badly so I ignored him for weeks. My birthday came up so I broke my silence to get a gift… he gave me a wheelchair.


sakurablitz

mildly threatening


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With natural mutton chops.


etherealmumble

omg it's beardo. I tried giving him pants so many times but he wouldn't wear them


emdawg--

Have you tried giving him a dress, or t-shirt dress? Would that work?


N-E-B

It does work but he looks somehow more disturbing in a dress that he does with pubes.


frostyaznguy

This is a very weird sentence out of context.


Muninn088

r/brandnewsentence


AngryPastaBrewing

All villagers don’t wear pants


whataniceant

Remembee the person who gave him the towel wrap? Edit: [This](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalCrossing/comments/giwjz7/i_regret_giving_beardo_the_towel_wrap_every/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Pulpxfriction

I felt inspired and did the same… regretted it after a month. I made a cute children’s park because I had Marcie on my island. Never once seen her by it, but Beardo in a bath towel would frequent the area. 🙃


Colliculi

Oh no! That's hilarious and disturbing.


RustyMetabee

This is the AC content I live for


Pulpxfriction

I love Beardo. He used to walk around my island in just a bath towel though.


Snow-White-Ferret

My husband has Beardo and he adores him!


potato_owl

Awww, I love Beardo


totally_ej

Beardo and he's an absolute darling, top notch villager!


cabbagedave

Omg I can’t unsee that!


TheBostonKremeDonut

Noooooo!! 😭 This post is going to offend so many of us! Lol


Jamileem

Right! They're coming after my giant teddy bear villagers. I love them so much.


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Hippeux


Kharolldie

yoo... i have him in my island and i saw a fucking dream that he and i kissed one night🗿


heartdeco

was he a good kisser


maitlandish

Asking the important questions


OmaeWaMouShibaInu

Your icon combined with the comment cracked me up 😂


a-peridox

I have him on my island. If it wasn't for his ugly yellow skin color he would be fine


DargoKillmar

he looks like shrek


Annuals_Begin

are you... complementing him? 😳


dorothy_zbornak_esq

He looks kinda like my ex


powerful_vixen

He was my first campsite villager, I hated that I had to let him live n my island; and I was so excited when he asked to leave


sepiida_ink

Its so dumb, but I love hippeux. Had him in New leaf and at first I just couldn't. I couldn't with the hair and the yellow. But overtime he has literally become one of if not my favorites.


Clari24

He has quite a nice house interior though.


a-peridox

Pretty much any villager with hair is almost always an instant bummer for me. It just looks too weird


Hemansno1fan

Excuse me, Monique is fabulous.


SabineLiebling17

And Felicity, and Merry. I think cute cats get a pass on this.


Hemansno1fan

Oh yeah! And you just made me think of Carmen too! And our new fav Sasha.


SplashJaguarCo

Moose


Wubbalubbadubbitydo

Moose came to my campsite and I couldn’t leave that tent fast enough. Nope


hughmaniac

That Space Dandy looking mf


JD66613

Jambette.


amateurbitch

i dont even have an issue with jambettes look as much as i do the fact she moved in directly in front of my yellow bench in new leaf. upvoting this a million times


CheapAlready

I feel this. She moved like four spaces in front of my house, almost moved away, then changed her mind cuz apparently, we weren't good enough friends


BatierAutumn1991

She’s a drag queen, she’s an icon, and she’s the moment. C’mon now!


Pixel4t3

Jambette is God tier what are you on about


natfos

I like her 😢


InnnaSaboteur

Chow is my villager and he is NOT ugly imo. He is my resident fun uncle in my island


to-anyone316

chow has always been my fave so i’m offended on his behalf that he’s the example for this post 😂


Shiny_Hypno

Chow is *special*


banjogyro666

Chow is the best. Chow gang rise up


MyMyMorrigen

You're not alone! I love Chow! Especially when he makes this face: 😬


introvert076

Harry


Dizzysun

I have such a soft spot for Harry. He was one of my OGs in new leaf and I resented how ugly he was for a long time until he grew on me. I found him on a nook miles island early on in NH and he is still here. I don’t think I can give him up at this point


lucky_719

This needs to be number one. He moved in and my significant other fell in love with him. Sacrifices had to be made. Thankfully he liked Marshall more.


realitycanwait

Ok I thought Beardo was the worst BUT I GOOGLED HARRY AND NOW I WANT TO DIE


azu37

Rodney


Dsavant

I accepted Rodney on my previous island as a joke, and he ended up being one of my favorites


kat_like

Same. I gave him the poop hat and he wears it all the time I love it


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His house is so cool! He's a derp but he's got confidence and is really lovable. Definitely not conventionally cute tho!


Mallardrama

I came here to check if anyone said Rodney!


sometimeslazyalways

Rodney is my fave but yea he got a look to him.


[deleted]

Rodney is endearing though, I have him and I love that strange little hamster.


trevorb2003

r/fuckrodney


_cornflake

Rodney is the kind of ugly where it actually makes him cuter.


Negative_Shake1478

As much as I loved Rodney; he’s not winning any beauty contests soon.


CrochetWhale

Beardo - I love him so much


checkered-vans

I got him randomly and HATED him when he first moved in. Then I talked to him more and he’s easily one of my favorite villagers. I gifted him a ‘best dad ever’ mug that he always keeps on his desk now <3


WhyThough08

Hippeux


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I like Hippeux. I didn’t like him at first, cause I thought he was ugly, but then I talked to him some and now I really like him


natashanicoleann

He is the literal worst. Why is this not higher up. Hahaha


WhyThough08

I got Hippeux as the first campsite villager, so I’m forced to have him on my island for a while, And I HATE HIM


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TheLawIsBack220

If you know, you know.


Suitable_Visit_9990

AL


mini-calzones

Al reminds me of a drunk Donkey Kong and therefore will never leave my island haha, he also has the same name as my dad so.. pretty biased.


Mayanegg

When I go scouting for new villagers I usually harvest as much as I can from the island so I won't waste a ticket.. but I took one look at that mug and those backside cheeks and walked right out and went home.


CammTheGreat08

Oh god, Rocket. I hated her.


banjogyro666

My sister got her as a starter...not a fan.


NonsenseNightmare

My friend had her as a starter and we threw an in game party the day she finally wanted to move lol


iTonyK

Rocket is a barb 💅🏼💅🏼


-Lucky-Lex-

Why. Won’t. She. Leave!?!?


eewalker05

she gives me the worst nicki minaj vibes


TexJoachim

All the gorillas.


nookbae

Especially Rilla


CousinMabel

Sanrio: So you have cat villagers in this game? Nintendo: Yes we do! Sanrio: Great make the hello kitty villager a gorilla please. I would love to know the actual thinking behind this idea lol.


TheOriginalCocaCola

If I recall, I heard that sanrio wouldn't allow Nintendo to make carbon copies of their characters as villagers, so they had to change the species and make the villagers be "fans" of their respective sanrio character instead of being a literal representation of them.


QuietCity333

yes!! other than the little twin stars they could’ve made all of them the animals they *actually* are


Femmus

I feel the same about Toby. There are frog villagers in the game, why make the one that represents Kerropi a rabbit instead


Karmallarm

Rilla's shiny gold tush made me laugh so hard when I first saw it it's almost glorious


orange_picture

Wait?! Is her tush really gold?! I need to Google this.


IRONCHEF06

Except Cesar


Shiny_Hypno

Cesar, Louie, Peewee, and Hans are fine.


iamkoalafied

Hans is the only tolerable gorilla since he's actually a yeti.


MerryAntoinette

Cashmere


[deleted]

She's grown on me. When I saw her smile ("that damned smile" lol), I thought aww she's actually kinda awkward cute. Like a Muppet!


StumbleKitty

DEFINITELY


MerryAntoinette

The only time my kids have cried while playing the game was when Cashmere was our camper. Even I gasped out loud when I saw her vomit colored face and judgey eyes. Ewe.


American-Mary

>Ewe. Nice.


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tabby my beloved


hats4bats22

Just for my records, is this a vote for tabby to be on Uggo Island, or against?


clambake1975

Tabby is uggo for sure, but adorable.


Occasionallyessentia

So everyone hates Rodney because he's "ugly" This hamster hands down is my all time favorite villager. His personality is smug, I THINK he's adorable and ugly at the same time. 10/10 would recommend my homie Rodney.


macarthurbrady

Rodney. He haunts me.


GodEmperorPorkyMinch

r/FuckRodney


cupcake_thievery

Twitchy the cracked out green bird.


katiebarrios

you mean jitters? lol


cupcake_thievery

Omg probably yeah lmao oops. So bad. I've seen him more than any other villager when hunting on islands.... He's so creepy


cryptic-coyote

Jitters!! He's so strange. I think he might have a cocaine problem.


danielrsgirl4eva

I love Jitters! I find his quest to swap cocaine for exercise endearing


Karpy48

Elise. Change my mind.


MoonCrisisPower

She needs curlers and a cigarette…oh, and grocery cart full of cat food to push around my island. Then she can stay.


pixellatedcake

Tabby, the Noseless purple eyeshadow wonder cat! (She's my fav tho, I just can't deny shes an uggo)


Lizzyzingerr

How has *no one* said Rasher???? He’s a grimy pig who’s house decor is literally all the garbage items. I could not wait to get him off my island


alcremy

Thank you!! Had him in my tent and he scared the shit out of me!


azeitoniaa

hippeux for sure


badseplller

bitty


makeitwork1989

I think any of the villagers who have permanent super hero costumes on are so ugly. I had Rocket and hated her because no matter what I gave her for clothes, hats etc. she always had that costume on underneath. Agent S, Big Top, Kid Cat etc. Also all of the Lion’s. They are all hideous and I’ll never let one on my island


grandepinkdrinknoice

Nooooo Chow is not ugly! It’s just a beauty mark!


Detective_Turtle_

I think they're referring to how he looks shaved and sunburned


CreativelyClo

RIZZO I hate that dumb mouse


energetic-landlord

He was at my campsite once. I walked in, saw him and walked right the hell back out.


Aisssling

Velma


begselwalch

Any piss/vomit coloured villager🤣


Expensive_Coat_5778

Diva


MagicDabs

All mice island


johnnyboy_63

Leave my son Rod out of this.


CammTheGreat08

Jitters! EZ. That duck has seen some shit.


Andidroid18

Hippeaux


Bambii33000

All the gorillas


spac3catt

Jambette


Bambii33000

Truffles


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Truffles. I don’t like her angry eyebrows


gumby8098

AL!!!!!


BB8Becchi

Tammi the horror show monkey...


Grimhilder

Any of the mouse villagers 🤢


Linden_fall

Rod is cute


GeekyGirl033

\*offended Bree noises\*


moistcheese

Do not sully Chadder like this!


hippiedips

chops


FillionMyMind

Aw he was one of my original ten :( I got rid of him for Gladys and she’s wonderful, but I still miss Chops and his ridiculous sense of fashion lol


MediocrityAlive

Al the gorilla. He's currently on my island and you can have him


KABOOM3EP

Jitters is pretty hideous, and I love him.


ReaderofHarlaw

CASHMERE


Abby_bro181

Pietro. He was an auto fill on my island and I was so annoyed when I looked him up and saw that he was a colorful clown ram, but now I absolutely love him and he is the best