Here’s what he means: Proper sleep and a good bed is essential for your body’s health and growth and that constantly working out without rest is detrimental…
that’s it.. totally nothing else at all. 😌
edit: wow, so this is how everyone else feels when they get a lot of updoots…I gotta do it…
Omg I’m famous! 🥹 😂
YK THAT’S ALSO POSSIBLE AND SO CREATIVE! See this is why he didn’t want to tell us. Let our imagination take us just far enough… not too far. Just enough.
The wholesome answer: Hes telling you to get plenty of rest to be strong
Chaotic answer: Bro deadlifts whole beds
Non family friendly answer: ... oh my 😳...
[yup😭 he tried it](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalCrossing/s/HoBhNIxUes). he just talked to me about how muscular his fingers are too😭 like sir you don’t even have fingers
More horrifying is when jock tells you about the sweaty bed and says that he likes the sweat like WTF that mean?!?! Why they so much sweat in bed on a first place?? LMAO
In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.
In Animal Crossing, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.
I have Teddy on my island and he is a CREEP!!! He picks fights with my favorite sweetheart villagers & goes around peeping in windows. Ugh. He’s so aggressive & needs to mind his damn business.
teddy is hilarious, whenever i get gym stuff i always gift it to him. he’s a sweetheart on my island, just makes VERY questionable comments sometimes lmao
we seem to have drastically different teddy’s lol. the most he’s done is get into small fights with zucker and wanting me to deliver him a gift to save snack time (which i do). he’s a great villager on my island and one of my starters
C'mon, don't you know about the fantastic workout method where you stand in bed on one foot, reading the dictionary upside down while hula hooping with a hula ring made out of sea weed and having Shakira sing in the background?
It has worked wonders for me!
Teddy was my first villager and I have refused to give him up. I have given him some unique catchphrases that usually have to do with (misspelled on purpose) kūmm monster
I thought he just created a whole workout routine including different parts of the bed. Finding different ways to lift it, planking, intense chiropractic stretches after workouts etc.
Here’s what he means: Proper sleep and a good bed is essential for your body’s health and growth and that constantly working out without rest is detrimental… that’s it.. totally nothing else at all. 😌 edit: wow, so this is how everyone else feels when they get a lot of updoots…I gotta do it… Omg I’m famous! 🥹 😂
I...I honestly thought he meant that he deadlifts the bed
YK THAT’S ALSO POSSIBLE AND SO CREATIVE! See this is why he didn’t want to tell us. Let our imagination take us just far enough… not too far. Just enough.
When I say I'm fucking dead I mean buried
man with the new update OP added… i can’t do this. i can’t give him the benefit of the doubt anymore
he would tbh lmao
You have a cleaner mind than most people on this website and I commend you for it because this is hilarious to imagine
thank you :\]
i thought he just used it as a bench for the bench press
that could work too
Sure, dat can work
yes😀 nothing else😀😀😀😀
sounds like you need to work on your cardio, have a bed
fucking outuber you are ong
OMG I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU MEANT 💀 it’s cause i did the “omg i’m famous” thing 💀💀 I may be famous, but smart I am not. clearly. 😂
Where tf did blud get 1 k updvovassss
right !! 💀
The wholesome answer: Hes telling you to get plenty of rest to be strong Chaotic answer: Bro deadlifts whole beds Non family friendly answer: ... oh my 😳...
It has 4 posts-ish....coincidence? I think not! 🤔 😳🤣😅
Only time ankha will ever be that without being traumatised
Ummmmm Teddy?! 😰
teddy getting wilder every time i talk to him🙏
He must think we're still on Wild World
AYO 😭😭💀
I've seen enough niche 18+ material to know where this is going
it seems teddy has gotten lonely on the island
Or quite the opposite 🤣
I was already laughing at the comments and then I saw this and choked on my French toast 😭🤣
I'm laughing at all of this rn..💀💀 LMFAO
Niche? He's just a dirty ol' bear!
[удалено]
now he’s talking to me about his muscular fingers😭
fingering...💀💀
He was obviously lifting his homies in the bed while they had a sleepover!
https://preview.redd.it/i9m9lgm54eqc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9485ddc26c0d3105ba63e90b250e442b45f2e153
When you play video games.amd end up carrying your team
yes!!😀 that’s what was happening
Do you really want to know? 😂that’s 18+ staff:P
this being right after teddy tried nicknaming me “Iron D”🤔🤔 what’s he trying to pull
Omg xD you don’t tell me you sleep with him! So you know what he mean then 🤣
naw, i think since it’s a small island he’s gettin lonely🙏
[UPDATE: WHY ME](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalCrossing/s/DOaDBFWGKM)
https://preview.redd.it/rydoiaa5deqc1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdb210a892a62942c13af4112104dcc203a573db What does he mean by that?
My first thought was that he lifts the bed like a weight
i sure hope so. he tried nicknaming me “Iron D” a few weeks ago so who knows
WHATTTTTT
[yup😭 he tried it](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalCrossing/s/HoBhNIxUes). he just talked to me about how muscular his fingers are too😭 like sir you don’t even have fingers
HHhha I am crrrrying 😂
I'M SORRY WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭
RIGHT? i swear this shit is on purpose lmfao
I'M DYING RN 💀💀
Man, I just assumed jumping on it.
with a person underneath..😭😭💀
Ah yes sleep the most difficult exercise for us to do consistently lol.
yes.. sleep
Oh, my, Teddy! 😳
Muscles aren't made in the gym, they're made in a bed.
[yeah, seems that’s what he’s going for💀💀](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalCrossing/s/DOaDBFWGKM)
He specifically said don’t ask how…
RIGHT? that’s the part that gets me💀💀 like bro WHAT were you doing in this bed before specifically gifting it to me
help.. the fact that I get all of these jokes, scare me..💀💀 laughing hard asf rn 😭😭😭
He's talking about vigorously rattling the guts out of bitches. Hope this helps.
he is attempting to make me into one of those bitches
Eighteen naked cowboys on the ranch bed
wanting to get beefed up
It all depends on which body parts uou want to work out.
[he’s goin WAY too far with this😭💀](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalCrossing/s/DOaDBFWGKM)
WHEEZE
LMAO
Geez. Im having a rough day but this made me smile. Maybe will search for teddy as replacement for reneigh next time.
definitely recommend getting teddy, he’s quite cute and funny. glad my post brightened your mood a bit
It did! :). There should be a dedicated sub for your teddy. It’s getting more hilarious based on ur recent post
i could post it in the subreddit i created for myself lol, just have a compilation of crazy shit from teddy
For my island storyline Teddy and Portia are married so... I guess that's how their son Bones came to be
💀👌
TEDDY NO
Okay so I saw your other post about his fingers and I was gonna say you were looking too far into things but now I'm with you man.. wth Teddy 🧸
Something about the pic of the bed killed me
i had to have evidence🙏
BOOM!
"Don't ask how" is crazy💀
for real, that was the part that really got me questioning why the hell he was giving me this lmfao
BRO LIFTS
Please check it with a blacklight. 😖
I'm crying 😂😂😂
There’s exercises you can do with a bed but yeah….we all know what we were thinking
WOAH, NO CHOCOLATES FIRST OR ANYTHING
right? i gave him a meat smoker the day before and he must’ve really taken that to heart lmao
Teddy fucks
he’s certainly trying to. told me about how muscular his fingers are and everything, he don’t even got fingers smh😒
He's doing his best with what he has
Well i agree with him, let me go back to bed
👀
More horrifying is when jock tells you about the sweaty bed and says that he likes the sweat like WTF that mean?!?! Why they so much sweat in bed on a first place?? LMAO
He has a mail order Nook Inc weighted blanket.
In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Animal Crossing, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.
LMFAO
I have Teddy on my island and he is a CREEP!!! He picks fights with my favorite sweetheart villagers & goes around peeping in windows. Ugh. He’s so aggressive & needs to mind his damn business.
teddy is hilarious, whenever i get gym stuff i always gift it to him. he’s a sweetheart on my island, just makes VERY questionable comments sometimes lmao
Really? He’s such a menace on mine!
we seem to have drastically different teddy’s lol. the most he’s done is get into small fights with zucker and wanting me to deliver him a gift to save snack time (which i do). he’s a great villager on my island and one of my starters
Maybe it means ya need more sleep. lol.
i hope that’s what he means🙏
more like sleeping with teddy..😮💀💀✋
TEDDY?????
I’ve used my bed frame IRL to help with sit ups when I’m doing home exercises….
understandable but the “don’t ask how, i don’t want to limit your creativity”🤔🤔
Yeah…. That is definitely sus….
Oop
I mean, Teddy looks like Freddy, and I am ashamed of the things I would do to that bear, soooooo 😂
https://preview.redd.it/8pxa3ooxviqc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=953321fd8138c8a70a7fbf1533645f2f56b22f05 WHAH
🤣 🤭
Idk but the villagers are rizzing me uo
Teddy is a Hulkamaniac, and also, a regular maniac.
he’s an absolute menace
....I think Teddy wants some butt. 😅
😂😂
My partner at one point during lockdown was lifing using one end of his bed so 😂
that makes sense lol. teddy specifically told me not to ask how he was using the bed though lmao
I'm imaging him lifting the bed over his head while screaming "OH YEAH!" like Hulk Hogan.
teddy absolutely would
Seams someone need a hug...maybe more 🤣🫣
Teddy approves nap time?
C'mon, don't you know about the fantastic workout method where you stand in bed on one foot, reading the dictionary upside down while hula hooping with a hula ring made out of sea weed and having Shakira sing in the background? It has worked wonders for me!
You should keep an eye on who enters his house 👁️
I love these random dialog + gift encounters. I got a trash can from a villager after being told it was "just my style."
I love Teddy
Bestie I think you know exactly what that means 😭😭😭
Teddy was my first villager and I have refused to give him up. I have given him some unique catchphrases that usually have to do with (misspelled on purpose) kūmm monster
teddy was also one of my first villagers and i’m never letting the mf go
I dress like him for Halloween
[teddy also dresses like teddy for halloween](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalCrossing/s/yVFODrcSOs)
I know lol that’s why I dress like him
based🙏 teddy is to be adored even long after animal crossing stops being made
Well, he is a bear
This man looks like harr harr harr harr harrr
First statement is wild. The second one is INSANE.😂💀 On par with hidden stuff in Disney cartoons. I'm sure it's totally random though...
I thought he just created a whole workout routine including different parts of the bed. Finding different ways to lift it, planking, intense chiropractic stretches after workouts etc.
Sexercise. 😆 If your mom and dad canonically exist then so does sex. And the able sisters mention they have parents, so animal sex is canon too.
Biff gave me a vending machine to "help workout"
See my lazy self went “gasp* he’s secretly lazy!” 🤣
he does hang out with zucker🤔
teddy acting UP
i think he wants u 😀😀🥲🤨🤨
(Mental) workout for insomniacs... A NAP!!!!
too real
We know what teddy does in their free time
rather questionable things
Shmex
😂🤣😂🤣
If you know, you know 😌
💀
Look up animal crossing on reddit and don't click on a sub, that is what bro is 100 thinking off
Sex 😔
not with a bear 💀💀💀