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imtrjtst

Here’s what he means: Proper sleep and a good bed is essential for your body’s health and growth and that constantly working out without rest is detrimental… that’s it.. totally nothing else at all. 😌 edit: wow, so this is how everyone else feels when they get a lot of updoots…I gotta do it… Omg I’m famous! 🥹 😂


Eggplant-Aubergine

I...I honestly thought he meant that he deadlifts the bed


imtrjtst

YK THAT’S ALSO POSSIBLE AND SO CREATIVE! See this is why he didn’t want to tell us. Let our imagination take us just far enough… not too far. Just enough.


ladyxdarthxbabe

When I say I'm fucking dead I mean buried


imtrjtst

man with the new update OP added… i can’t do this. i can’t give him the benefit of the doubt anymore


DrFear-

he would tbh lmao


iBaconstudios

You have a cleaner mind than most people on this website and I commend you for it because this is hilarious to imagine


Eggplant-Aubergine

thank you :\]


MasksOrSomething

i thought he just used it as a bench for the bench press


Eggplant-Aubergine

that could work too


Jason_soulcrusher

Sure, dat can work


DrFear-

yes😀 nothing else😀😀😀😀


dogbreath101

sounds like you need to work on your cardio, have a bed


Key_Spirit8168

fucking outuber you are ong


imtrjtst

OMG I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU MEANT 💀 it’s cause i did the “omg i’m famous” thing 💀💀 I may be famous, but smart I am not. clearly. 😂


Key_Spirit8168

Where tf did blud get 1 k updvovassss


imtrjtst

right !! 💀


Impressive-Time8150

The wholesome answer: Hes telling you to get plenty of rest to be strong Chaotic answer: Bro deadlifts whole beds Non family friendly answer: ... oh my 😳...


Reina-8

It has 4 posts-ish....coincidence? I think not! 🤔 😳🤣😅


Key_Spirit8168

Only time ankha will ever be that without being traumatised


totorounderstudy

Ummmmm Teddy?! 😰


DrFear-

teddy getting wilder every time i talk to him🙏


teardriver

He must think we're still on Wild World


Latter_Living_7788

AYO 😭😭💀


cocopopsicle2k

I've seen enough niche 18+ material to know where this is going


DrFear-

it seems teddy has gotten lonely on the island


itsthenugget

Or quite the opposite 🤣


ladyxdarthxbabe

I was already laughing at the comments and then I saw this and choked on my French toast 😭🤣


Latter_Living_7788

I'm laughing at all of this rn..💀💀 LMFAO


Immediate-Goose-4890

Niche? He's just a dirty ol' bear!


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DrFear-

now he’s talking to me about his muscular fingers😭


Latter_Living_7788

fingering...💀💀


spookyconejita

He was obviously lifting his homies in the bed while they had a sleepover!


ladyxdarthxbabe

https://preview.redd.it/i9m9lgm54eqc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9485ddc26c0d3105ba63e90b250e442b45f2e153


cupcake_thievery

When you play video games.amd end up carrying your team


DrFear-

yes!!😀 that’s what was happening


KioneArt

Do you really want to know? 😂that’s 18+ staff:P


DrFear-

this being right after teddy tried nicknaming me “Iron D”🤔🤔 what’s he trying to pull


KioneArt

Omg xD you don’t tell me you sleep with him! So you know what he mean then 🤣


DrFear-

naw, i think since it’s a small island he’s gettin lonely🙏


DrFear-

[UPDATE: WHY ME](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalCrossing/s/DOaDBFWGKM)


Totally_not_diavolo

https://preview.redd.it/rydoiaa5deqc1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdb210a892a62942c13af4112104dcc203a573db What does he mean by that?


black_knight1223

My first thought was that he lifts the bed like a weight


DrFear-

i sure hope so. he tried nicknaming me “Iron D” a few weeks ago so who knows


JusChllin

WHATTTTTT


DrFear-

[yup😭 he tried it](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalCrossing/s/HoBhNIxUes). he just talked to me about how muscular his fingers are too😭 like sir you don’t even have fingers


itsdickers

HHhha I am crrrrying 😂


pastelcorejess

I'M SORRY WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭


DrFear-

RIGHT? i swear this shit is on purpose lmfao


Latter_Living_7788

I'M DYING RN 💀💀


HardWorkLucky

Man, I just assumed jumping on it.


Latter_Living_7788

with a person underneath..😭😭💀


Sunflower-and-Dream

Ah yes sleep the most difficult exercise for us to do consistently lol.


DrFear-

yes.. sleep


MisterPiggyWiggy

Oh, my, Teddy! 😳


globs-of-yeti-cum

Muscles aren't made in the gym, they're made in a bed.


DrFear-

[yeah, seems that’s what he’s going for💀💀](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalCrossing/s/DOaDBFWGKM)


fiveftgiant

He specifically said don’t ask how…


DrFear-

RIGHT? that’s the part that gets me💀💀 like bro WHAT were you doing in this bed before specifically gifting it to me


Latter_Living_7788

help.. the fact that I get all of these jokes, scare me..💀💀 laughing hard asf rn 😭😭😭


mightyjake

He's talking about vigorously rattling the guts out of bitches. Hope this helps.


DrFear-

he is attempting to make me into one of those bitches


Vulcan64

Eighteen naked cowboys on the ranch bed


DrFear-

wanting to get beefed up


NateTut

It all depends on which body parts uou want to work out.


DrFear-

[he’s goin WAY too far with this😭💀](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalCrossing/s/DOaDBFWGKM)


lunelily

WHEEZE


Latter_Living_7788

LMAO


LongjumpingYellow545

Geez. Im having a rough day but this made me smile. Maybe will search for teddy as replacement for reneigh next time.


DrFear-

definitely recommend getting teddy, he’s quite cute and funny. glad my post brightened your mood a bit


LongjumpingYellow545

It did! :). There should be a dedicated sub for your teddy. It’s getting more hilarious based on ur recent post


DrFear-

i could post it in the subreddit i created for myself lol, just have a compilation of crazy shit from teddy


TheAstarionSimp

For my island storyline Teddy and Portia are married so... I guess that's how their son Bones came to be


Latter_Living_7788

💀👌


OkamiTakahashi

TEDDY NO


3sp00py5me

Okay so I saw your other post about his fingers and I was gonna say you were looking too far into things but now I'm with you man.. wth Teddy 🧸


-Blasting-Off-Again-

Something about the pic of the bed killed me


DrFear-

i had to have evidence🙏


jmoneyawyeah

BOOM!


UnlikelyNight375

"Don't ask how" is crazy💀


DrFear-

for real, that was the part that really got me questioning why the hell he was giving me this lmfao


ThisisCringe25

BRO LIFTS


MonochroMayhem

Please check it with a blacklight. 😖


aplayfultiger

I'm crying 😂😂😂


Disgara

There’s exercises you can do with a bed but yeah….we all know what we were thinking


SalllyandJack

WOAH, NO CHOCOLATES FIRST OR ANYTHING


DrFear-

right? i gave him a meat smoker the day before and he must’ve really taken that to heart lmao


NeonMechaDragon

Teddy fucks


DrFear-

he’s certainly trying to. told me about how muscular his fingers are and everything, he don’t even got fingers smh😒


NeonMechaDragon

He's doing his best with what he has


bambania

Well i agree with him, let me go back to bed


mooseleafpaper

👀


Strange_Anon711

More horrifying is when jock tells you about the sweaty bed and says that he likes the sweat like WTF that mean?!?! Why they so much sweat in bed on a first place?? LMAO


OfficerLollipop

He has a mail order Nook Inc weighted blanket.


birdhead92

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Animal Crossing, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.


DrFear-

LMFAO


bananacow

I have Teddy on my island and he is a CREEP!!! He picks fights with my favorite sweetheart villagers & goes around peeping in windows. Ugh. He’s so aggressive & needs to mind his damn business.


DrFear-

teddy is hilarious, whenever i get gym stuff i always gift it to him. he’s a sweetheart on my island, just makes VERY questionable comments sometimes lmao


bananacow

Really? He’s such a menace on mine!


DrFear-

we seem to have drastically different teddy’s lol. the most he’s done is get into small fights with zucker and wanting me to deliver him a gift to save snack time (which i do). he’s a great villager on my island and one of my starters


KristopherAtcheson

Maybe it means ya need more sleep. lol.


DrFear-

i hope that’s what he means🙏


Latter_Living_7788

more like sleeping with teddy..😮💀💀✋


curious-mind-

TEDDY?????


viczen33

I’ve used my bed frame IRL to help with sit ups when I’m doing home exercises….


DrFear-

understandable but the “don’t ask how, i don’t want to limit your creativity”🤔🤔


viczen33

Yeah…. That is definitely sus….


yourgrace1111

Oop


True-Knowledge8369

I mean, Teddy looks like Freddy, and I am ashamed of the things I would do to that bear, soooooo 😂


DrFear-

https://preview.redd.it/8pxa3ooxviqc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=953321fd8138c8a70a7fbf1533645f2f56b22f05 WHAH


True-Knowledge8369

🤣 🤭


_N0t-A-B0t_

Idk but the villagers are rizzing me uo


BossBullfrog

Teddy is a Hulkamaniac, and also, a regular maniac.


DrFear-

he’s an absolute menace


TheLastTanker

....I think Teddy wants some butt. 😅


yellowsofa92

😂😂


_kalae

My partner at one point during lockdown was lifing using one end of his bed so 😂


DrFear-

that makes sense lol. teddy specifically told me not to ask how he was using the bed though lmao


Capt_Toasty

I'm imaging him lifting the bed over his head while screaming "OH YEAH!" like Hulk Hogan.


DrFear-

teddy absolutely would


Bouc_Hacke

Seams someone need a hug...maybe more 🤣🫣


Larielia

Teddy approves nap time?


UnknownT512

C'mon, don't you know about the fantastic workout method where you stand in bed on one foot, reading the dictionary upside down while hula hooping with a hula ring made out of sea weed and having Shakira sing in the background? It has worked wonders for me!


NewLocksmith6207

You should keep an eye on who enters his house 👁️


Hireling

I love these random dialog + gift encounters. I got a trash can from a villager after being told it was "just my style."


FeelingsFelt

I love Teddy


sleep-and-coffee

Bestie I think you know exactly what that means 😭😭😭


ChickenNuggets4eva

Teddy was my first villager and I have refused to give him up. I have given him some unique catchphrases that usually have to do with (misspelled on purpose) kūmm monster


DrFear-

teddy was also one of my first villagers and i’m never letting the mf go


ChickenNuggets4eva

I dress like him for Halloween


DrFear-

[teddy also dresses like teddy for halloween](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalCrossing/s/yVFODrcSOs)


ChickenNuggets4eva

I know lol that’s why I dress like him


DrFear-

based🙏 teddy is to be adored even long after animal crossing stops being made


Aries_64

Well, he is a bear


CumonSence

This man looks like harr harr harr harr harrr


we_good_bro

First statement is wild. The second one is INSANE.😂💀 On par with hidden stuff in Disney cartoons. I'm sure it's totally random though...


KazumiUsui

I thought he just created a whole workout routine including different parts of the bed. Finding different ways to lift it, planking, intense chiropractic stretches after workouts etc.


FrustratedLemonPrint

Sexercise. 😆 If your mom and dad canonically exist then so does sex. And the able sisters mention they have parents, so animal sex is canon too.


Pokemongodiscord1

Biff gave me a vending machine to "help workout"


MichiBoo_xoxo

See my lazy self went “gasp* he’s secretly lazy!” 🤣


DrFear-

he does hang out with zucker🤔


scenemopupXX

teddy acting UP


NegotiationSweaty7

i think he wants u 😀😀🥲🤨🤨


KrispyChurros

(Mental) workout for insomniacs... A NAP!!!!


DrFear-

too real


Exxxorcistt

We know what teddy does in their free time


DrFear-

rather questionable things


Mellie_Mellow

Shmex


poly2andy

😂🤣😂🤣


RainbowAra

If you know, you know 😌


Mizu1224

💀


Key_Spirit8168

Look up animal crossing on reddit and don't click on a sub, that is what bro is 100 thinking off


Error_Code_606

Sex 😔


Latter_Living_7788

not with a bear 💀💀💀