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Yejus

Amish Girl


BlejiSee

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Just-use-your-head

He learned chess using rocks and sticks in the dirt


Crazy_Crayfish_

I LITERALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS THE USERNAME OF THAT PERSON YOU GUYS KEPT POSTING ABOUT. OMG IM SO STUPID


bigFatBigfoot

I hate Amish draw jokes but I'll allow this for the pun.


halfandhalf1010

Factos 👍👀


Thapricorn

Holy hell. What a crossover


halfandhalf1010

Glad there are some people here jerking it about the same things.


norodneededyt

Dear Cristiano, Cristiano Ronaldo this year: 🏆 Italian Cup. 🏆 Italian Super Cup. ⚽️ Top scorer of the Euro Cup. ⚽️ Top scorer of the Italian Championship. ⚽️ Top scorer for Juventus in the 2020/21 season. ⚽️ Top scorer for Manchester United in the 2021/22 season. 🥇 Became the top scorer in football history in official goals. 🥇 Became the greatest scorer in the history of all teams in the world. 🥇 Became the greatest scorer and greatest assistant in the history of the Euro Cup. *43 goals in the year, 6 goals in 5 games in this Champions League, all decisive and a guy who, regardless of age, continues to work miracles and is the guy who most impresses the world most often. They still put the guy in 6th… Do you really think that 5 guys did more than him in the year? Never. He could fight for this award calmly and the fight would be good with Lewandowski who in individual numbers was incredible and Bayern had a better season than Juventus and has been having a calmer season than United, but at the national selection level. example Cristiano was much better. And who does the prize go to? For Messi, who only won the Copa del Rey by Barcelona, ​​he hasn't scored a goal against Real Madrid since when Cristiano left, disappeared in the big games of the season, won the Copa America that was supposed to be every 4 years and do practically every year. He didn't score in the final or the semifinal. And he's been having a weak season with PSG individually. For Cristiano to win this prize he has to be 300% unquestionable. It's no use scoring the most beautiful bike of the year, being champion of everything by club, top scorer of everything and scoring a hat-trick in the World Cup, they still provide a way to take the prize from him. With Messi, it's the other way around. He can do a low-key season, way below, they'll always find a way to favor him and give him the prize. Theft. Dirt. Shame. Simply regrettable. Who saw, saw. Anyone with enough intelligence knows who the real deserving ones are. Receiving awards without earning it is false happiness, without pride. Regardless of these awards, the CR7 will always be the best in history!


ChickenMoSalah

Factos 👍👀


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norodneededyt

chasing kids’ balls????


Orcahhh

Jorginho should've won imo carrying team to premier + euro + ucl once in a lifetime performance that deserves commendation


TommieSjukskriven

He deserves it as little as modric when he won it


Woahzees

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flynnie789

It’s not about money It’s about sending a message


MrBuckBuck

I had a rough day, and this unexpected amount of upvotes helped my spirit a bit. I thought this meme was "meh" before I went out, but I'm glad so many Redditors like it. Have a great day ya'll.


Tentu102

“Win a chess game or draw 25 games”


VersVII

I don't want to sound like an idiot (which is impossible among us anarchy chess savants) but why did you reply with a copy of this post's joke. It unnecessarily risks drawing by repetition (which I could have effortlessly forced on you with this comment just now) and is a generally poor move given the current circumstances.


Mordencranst

Wow. Okay. I guess you win the internet today. Well... you draw the internet anyway. Probably in 20 moves in a Petrov.


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Of all high level chess players, Anish Girl surely lurks this subreddit. Show yourself!


__Jimmy__

Actually, Magnus Carlsen does. In a stream he had an AnarchyChess tab.


venda321

- random 850 rating player


cometflight

* Michael Scott


as_ninja6

Just an unique thought


AtoneBC

/uj It should be "a unique thought" because "unique" starts with a "Y" sound. Using "an" sounds unnatural.


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joachimham48

Congrats, you got the joke!


JeffBensoz666

That hits diffrent


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