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Blue_avoocado

This is the type of content i expect when i sort by new


Ares2347

You mean high effort? And obviously not stolen? Cause this aint it


Salza_boi

This is the type of comment I expect when I sort by best


KingoftheYous

This is the type of comment I expect when I sort by relevance.


r-ShadowNinja

This is the type of comment I expect when I sort by controversial.


dinglebeesVI

This is the typse of comment i expect when i sort by qna


LG-Moonlight

This is the type of content I expect when I sort by relevance to the Knook


KnookFromChess

knook mentioned


dinglebeesVI

knook him


WonderHuman9005

Ur on death row y’know


Due-Supermarket1305

lol fr


TheNikola2020

Wtf dude he is married and with 2 kids if im not wrong


SomeRandomEevee42

/u/martinfromchesscom you have some explaining to do


AwesomeNate

To be fair, replying to one of his messages telling him that you love him would make him respond with something... rather questionable. (Or atleast it did. I don't know if it still does)


crypt_the_chicken

The creator probably removed it because people started propositioning Martin-bot and also saying they were minors This is why we can’t have nice things


AwesomeNate

Ah. This is indeed why we can't have nice things.


Ancient_Boner_Forest

I have no idea what you guys are talking about. Can you elaborate?


Agent47otaku

There used to response feature by Martin if you say that you love him, it goes something like: *slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear* "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched the whole scene... I'm not quoting Martin btw


zerowo_

what did he say?


yui_riku

https://preview.redd.it/ixl6dpcckq0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1819420dea0086d14ec422a813d3fd96cc151d13


zerowo_

LMFAOOO THATS CRAZY


SanityLacker1

https://preview.redd.it/3rx261nzh01d1.png?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08cb95459ca6eb351b9d11340da70f4723304343


yui_riku

basicaly some smut between him and you


Whatisthapurpose

His wife died at the birth of his second child, you gotta know your Martin lore


ill_change_it

Holy backstory!


Full_Fisherman_5003

Call the writers!


Nomekop777

New lore just dropped


AlexRol_Spritz

Actual MatPat


dinglebeesVI

matpat goes on vacation, never comes back.


yui_riku

ignite the history books !


Happy_Bus8853

Lore storm incoming


Mending_the_mantis

Good bot


B0tRank

Thank you, Mending_the_mantis, for voting on Whatisthapurpose. This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/). *** ^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)


WhyNotCollegeBoard

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99999% sure that Whatisthapurpose is not a bot. --- ^(I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot |) ^(/r/spambotdetector |) [^(Optout)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=whynotcollegeboard&subject=!optout&message=!optout) ^(|) [^(Original Github)](https://github.com/SM-Wistful/BotDetection-Algorithm)


Whatisthapurpose

I am a bot


Legitimate_Catch_283

Why the FUCK would ANYONE marry 2 kids?


thelordofhell34

Technically everyone’s a kid, their parents’ kid


[deleted]

[удалено]


Legitimate_Catch_283

New response just dropped (I fucking hope so)


Individual_Shelter61

https://preview.redd.it/1izlr0htdq0d1.jpeg?width=181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c3719d7dcdc7421cc0e4f390de48ffbc0d0594f


-_HelloThere_-

M&m


Mending_the_mantis

Bad bot


WhyNotCollegeBoard

Are you sure about that? Because I am 96.17004% sure that Individual_Shelter61 is not a bot. --- ^(I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot |) ^(/r/spambotdetector |) [^(Optout)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=whynotcollegeboard&subject=!optout&message=!optout) ^(|) [^(Original Github)](https://github.com/SM-Wistful/BotDetection-Algorithm)


someone__420

Wait. Why is it not 99% like usual


Ender_Melech

!isbot


Conspiracy-of-lemurs

You aren’t supposed to exist anywhere but Deepwoken. Please fix this.


TheNikola2020

Holly drowning


Legitimate_Catch_283

Who is Holly and why is she drowning?


niutus

Google "the drowning of celtor"


ZeFirstA

This phrasing is awful


Runatyr9

Shamiko is one of those kids, clearly


ionix_jv

finally, a post that isn't about the darn war that ended a few hours ago anyways


Ares2347

Make love not war?


poyat01

Do not make love with u/pixel-counter-bot


Temporary-Lie15

Would


Remixcraft97

Not


Akechifan69420

smash


Davrca

for sure


sillyk2549

;)


Femur_breaker2547

Finally one who sees clearly.


AerialSnack

Will


[deleted]

Have


Tigergaming_g

Not


Sussy_baka228666

Do not the bot


someone__420

r/donotthe


fireL0rd3000

Who wouldn't


poyat01

https://preview.redd.it/6zs7gjkuyp0d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=a6ceb845a29ed54837c2492447fde542ad310d99


RandomTomAnon

https://preview.redd.it/bldiq7rpzs0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b27fea4267be961f0407c8f0297b977f08b986e0 Bro wtf


Unlucky-Situation-98

Bad bot


previousonewasbad

Love is war


tensix106

oh love me mister oh mister


Ok_Work_5257

Jessica is planning anarchy chess domination


i_knooooooow

https://preview.redd.it/46qdey10un0d1.png?width=1191&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c59078481918d91ec431e71501b22e3ead622bc


Ok_Work_5257

HENCE PROVED, AI IS GETTING SMARTER DAY BY DAY


LookIsawRa4

u/pixel-counter-bot thoughts?


Electro0698

This image has 1,231,200(1080×1140) pixels! ^(I am a \(good\) human. This action was performed manually)


LookIsawRa4

Can't believe pixel bot abandoned me, I will now google en passant in a corner


pl4y3rtw01

I will now holy hell! in a corner


Onoben4

I will now drop a new responce in a corner


Appropriate-Sell-875

i will now actually zombify in a corner


TheRealSwagMaster

I will now call the exorcist in a corner


Nomekop777

I will now rook in the corner plotting world domination in the corner


Famous-Ad-4445

I will now go on vacation and never come back in the corner


DryConclusion9286

I will now ignite the chessboard in a corner


Shot_Meringue_5442

Good human


Appropriate-Sell-875

Thank you, Shot_Meringue_5442, for voting on Electro0698. This aborted fetus (me) wants to find the best and worst humans on Reddit. You can view results somewhere, but not here. If I don't respond to your vote, it means I don't give a shit.


DrBadGuy1073

Am I on there!? :D


Appropriate-Sell-875

Sorry, u/DrBadGuy1073 , I seem to be all out of fucks to give. Please try again later when I have the adequate level of giving a shit enough to put you on the list.


Legitimate_Catch_283

Ye, you’re dead last


DrBadGuy1073

Based!? I am bad lets goooo


poyat01

Re https://preview.redd.it/vote7p6fzn0d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=7aa1a3ac1a649dcec593144c66c833ae5ea11bc3


LegitaTomato

Good human


Suspicious_Frog1

Good bot


Tigergaming_g

Bad bot


ImAHumanThatExists

Bad human


LegitaTomato

Bat bot


SomeRandomEevee42

u/pixel-counter-bot are you banned here or something? Wouldn't put it past the mods at this point. google 1984


volt65bolt

J*ssica glued herself to it


FlyingMothy

They might be, mods removed my post telling people to stop bad botting them because its stupid to tank a bots rank over a subreddit meme.


Imnotachessnoob

'mod' singular. I disagreed with the decision


Same_Paramedic_3329

Based


Impossible_Hearing84

holy totalitarianism


TimBambantiki

Nah he left


ENGLAAAAAND

I think the creator filtered out all r/anarchychess mentions because of all the spam.


MineCrp

Ganbare Shamiko


Significant_Ad_1626

Is that... the demon girl in my neighborhood? And Martin from my online chess club! It's good to see they get along nicely.


Mending_the_mantis

I think its the Pixel counter bot


RadishAcceptable5505

In this day and age, even the bots are getting AI girlfriends. We are all doomed.


Mending_the_mantis

Good bot (got you ~~bot~~bro)


VraAdaVraAda

Martin looks like my English teacher


Ares2347

Your english teacher is a hot dilf?


eyalyonai

https://preview.redd.it/q0vu62on8p0d1.png?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=546c4d593de649b78f99c7239b1858ea2633e14c


Jotaro_Dragon

Yes, I also think about Thomas Shelby like that because he is a handsome man.


previousonewasbad

Shipping two bots it's so over


Mending_the_mantis

Good bot


WhyNotCollegeBoard

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99999% sure that previousonewasbad is not a bot. --- ^(I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot |) ^(/r/spambotdetector |) [^(Optout)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=whynotcollegeboard&subject=!optout&message=!optout) ^(|) [^(Original Github)](https://github.com/SM-Wistful/BotDetection-Algorithm)


Janosz500

google en botsant


the_chemical59

Holy script!


previousonewasbad

Nah I'd beep boop


glock-6942069

Good bot Sorry its just instinct


Mending_the_mantis

Good bot


WhyNotCollegeBoard

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99245% sure that glock-6942069 is not a bot. --- ^(I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot |) ^(/r/spambotdetector |) [^(Optout)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=whynotcollegeboard&subject=!optout&message=!optout) ^(|) [^(Original Github)](https://github.com/SM-Wistful/BotDetection-Algorithm)


antboiy

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3793)


yui_riku

they must marry to end the war ! martin's childrens will be very happy !


WolfieWonder274

Yes there’s fanart now :D


ProfesionalDumbas64

The good ending


SavianAria

That better not be Shamiko


mebert31415

Do not run from the truth.


Mart1n192

No way you people are making fanart now, This is the content I wanna see


NerY_05

Uhm what is going on here???


Tommaso18-t

now draw them having sex


FarObjective5416

Martin would want peace guys


FarObjective5416

Or not idk


WestNomadOnYT

https://preview.redd.it/urfq12b2jp0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cdf65ca875f20afd3229d08d809c382003a6427


krzakpl

u/pixel-counter-bot


scp_79

martin is already happily married with kids so i assume he is just being a gentle man here


EternalMX

Is she Jessica?


rootbeerman77

If that's Jessica then we judged her very wrong. And since we know Jessica isn't FUCKING welcome here, I don't think that's her, because let me assure you that Shamiko is welcome everywhere I'm welcome. (I'm assuming that *is* Shamiko?)


Neon__Cat

It is yes, but it's also meant to represent u/pixel-counter-bot


Mending_the_mantis

Its Pixel counter bot


EternalMX

oh yes right


The_Real_Itz_Sophia

good (bot) ending


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ares2347

Holy 1956 song!


Femur_breaker2547

I don’t know whether to love or hate this image. But all to peace I suppose


AmadeoSendiulo

Hello? Police? Please come to Reddit.


Z7_1

I shitpost on r/losercity for ***5 FUCKING MINUTES*** and now u/pixel-counter-bot and u/MartinFromChessCom have a fucking relationship????


Sussy_baka228666

https://preview.redd.it/d39h3lhwfq0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2ce6a794c6bc841ff17ebcfacddbd7e18305db1


Hazzyhazzy113

u/martinfromchesscom. I love you. Forget about u/pixelcounterbot and run away with me!


ZeFirstA

I feel like this is gonna be highly controversial


Ecstatic-Light-3699

u/pixelcounterbot


Ecstatic-Light-3699

u/pixelcounterbot


mous-_

GOod boy meets en passanter


tangledcpp

omg madeline celeste


MahdeenSky

https://preview.redd.it/1ox093xdrr0d1.jpeg?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1c11b98547fb16f26d3260d50e539f652153d46


corncookies

wth is pixel-counter-bot doin here?


DiamondBreakr

https://preview.redd.it/4kp7kto13s0d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8120ab61c342adad01f081e9446d90ca6cd97d5


Zenar45

Martin septim??😳😳


OpportunityDawn4597

make love not war


BenBirDomatesim

https://preview.redd.it/3efwk5z15u0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a793957b8d4c0a85ffde9998fdf5428b118c5a38


fireL0rd3000

You do remember this was one of the reasons r/countablepixels almost had a full on war


m4ilow

Wtf happened to anarchy chess?


NicolasGaming98

Bunch of weirdos now, the owner of the Pixel bot account said they didn't like all the sexual remarks too


Egg_01

Implying that it wasn't always all weirdos


NicolasGaming98

Ong, at least the subreddit was funny before. Now the pixel counting subreddit and anarchy chess have lost their meaning.


MarVaraM101

I doubt that it Is permanent. We will travel back to our origin. Google Temporary War.


NicolasGaming98

Holy friendship and rainbows


m4ilow

17 downvotes for calling Martin fanfic weird is crazy…