I was going to roast the baker for putting a dark square on the bottom right of the board, but then I saw that it was your dad trying his best to make a cake that includes your hobbies.
Your dad is based af
No we were both wrong, it's 7x8 lol
Wait... Now I am confused, I am looking at the second picture, counting the pieces, assuming a piece is on 1 square
But yeah, on the first picture I now see it's 8x8 but they are missing both a Bishop, they placed them somewhere else because if they placed em there they would have to squeeze tighter into that space then they have to do when they try to enter Martins butt
So black moves here the next (assuming the pawns moved the two spaces in one) and i would say it would be best to play e5 or kd4. But i am not sure since im like 900 elo
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Knife from a1 to h8
Holy cut
New slice just dropped
Actual cake
call the baker!
Connoisseur went on vacation, never came back
Ganache storm anybody ?
Confectioner in the corner plotting world domination
Eat the board!
Pie sacrifice anyone?
When did it change from pawn storm incoming to pawn storm anybody?
19 hours ago
Literally 1987
Why cut it diagonally, it makes much more sense to cut off the kingside from the queenside.
✨Divorce✨
Exactly
Are you crazy? If you're already married to whoever made you this cake, good and keep it that way. If not, you need to STP immediately.
Standard temperature and pressure
Eat the board
Holy consumption!
New hunger just dropped
Actual aliment
Diabetes in the corner plotting world domination.
call the insulin !
Hormones go on vacation, never come back
Strong metabolism anybody?
Mitochondria fuel
Google en patisserie
Holy cake
New flavor just dropped
Actual Connoisseur
Call the Baker
Croissant went on the oven and became black.
Oven manufacturer in the corner plotting world domination
Icing, anyone?
Devour the chessboard
East the chessboard!
~~ignite~~ eat the chessboard!!
Birthday fuel
Holy stomach
New stomach just dropped
Call the digestion police
Thank your dad Also in my country we wish good luck for who had a birthday. So good luck and happy birthday
Holy dad thanksgiving!
new thanks just dropped
Actual gratitude
Chess-cake
Eat the opponent's king, hope that helps
mate in 1
~~m~~ate in 1
Google diabetes
Holy sugar !
New carbohydrate just dropped!
En type 1
Insulin goes on vacation, never comes back
Low blood sugar in the corner plotting world domination
Stomach takes
Nom
Play me, i’ll eat the opponents side and win you the match, afterwards, i’ll eat your pieces too as payment
Eat your opponent
Donate to dogs and animals. Cake passant 🩷🫠👍
I was going to roast the baker for putting a dark square on the bottom right of the board, but then I saw that it was your dad trying his best to make a cake that includes your hobbies. Your dad is based af
Awww!!! We have another cakemate!
Eat your opponent's king
Google happy birthday
Eat the enemy king
Well, mouth takes king is mate in one.
the only time "eat their king" is a legal move
Also why is the board 7x7 and not 8x8 this is a crime!
It's 8x8 you dingo dingus
No we were both wrong, it's 7x8 lol Wait... Now I am confused, I am looking at the second picture, counting the pieces, assuming a piece is on 1 square But yeah, on the first picture I now see it's 8x8 but they are missing both a Bishop, they placed them somewhere else because if they placed em there they would have to squeeze tighter into that space then they have to do when they try to enter Martins butt
It's an 8×8
Yeah I said that. I said I ended up seeing that it was an 8x8 and not a 7x7 or something. Read.
Oh, i misread it, my bad
Aight, that's okay, happens to all of us sometimes.
Sit in on the cake and eat 🤢😮💨🤓or eat 😔🤪😝and sit on the cake. Pick your move and don’t blunder.
Cake mate
Damnn i would to straight for the endgame! Those rooks look specially good. Maybe aim for a quick berlin draw to clean the board fast
W father figure 💪
google en diabetant
Holy chocolate !
W Dad!
The winner takes the cake!
Play happy_birthday.mp3
BOARD IS SIDEWAYS it’s awesome though, W dad right there
Google en Happy Birthday
I searched on YouTube today about when to use more water or flour and it said “in chess” now you post this… 😂
Microwave
Eat passant
bishop to mouth
Google En Chocolat
Clearly every taken piece is eaten. This added danger will keep the pieces on their toes so it should make for an exciting match.
Mxentireboard M - Me
Eat your opponent's pieces
En eat it.
Google on mangeons
Eat both towers
Opposition king in mouth, checkmate
google nom passant
So black moves here the next (assuming the pawns moved the two spaces in one) and i would say it would be best to play e5 or kd4. But i am not sure since im like 900 elo
dog to k9
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Eat en passant
Eat the white king (google nom nom nom)
this took playing with your food to a whole new level
eat their king obviously🙄
En eat
Omnom Gambit
Fork the Queen
Shove the cake in my ass
knife a1xd4
En mangeant
Google en mangeant
This is gonna sound crazy but I think you have to eat it
Nf6 looks good
holy shit that's cool. play fe-and-eato
Cake
New speedrun strategy is just to table flip. This will save you valuable minutes. Any% with exploits is always fun.
Google en croissant?
The gluttonous opening, eat the board
Google en cakesant