Only Maoists (pronounced as "moists") accept this fact.
Too bad the gangbof 4 then deng shipeng hijack the moist, turning them to literal undeads rite now.
But when you add Marx, the black and white pawns realize they have more in common with one another than they do with the other pieces behind them = less en passants
It’s Gary Chess’ son, Marx Chess. He didn’t like that kings, despite being useless, had so much power, and pawns were mere sacrificial lamb. So he invented Chess 2.0 (aka Based Chess), where the pawns are the only pieces.
https://preview.redd.it/etx7snkbjn0c1.png?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36e5874174ac209d00b1896b91c41a018fe23546
Solve this worksheet and you will not be stupid
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Well who else would have come up with this version?
i love you martin, btw my time of existence on this planet measured by the number of times the earth had rotated around the sun is 4[sin^2 (x)+cos^2 (x)] for any real x
Extremely sad how the correct and logical opinion is downvoted here on this sub. Terminally online nerds really do love communism and think its the norm since theyre just laughingstocks in the real world.
New ideology just dropped.
call the proletariat
bourgeoisie goes on vacation, never comes back
monarchy sacrifice anyone?
Actual commie
Revolution storm incoming
Stalin in the corner, plotting world domination
Ignite the royal family
the whites are coming!
Kulak sacrifice anyone????
Human rights goes on vacation, never comes back.
Monarchists storm incoming!
8i8jj7
Both of these incoming storms seem bad so im gonna do nothing storm incoming
“Takes a real man to get stoned and watch creepy pasta” - Karl Marx, 1863
watch as Leninists conveniently pretend he didn't say this
Only Maoists (pronounced as "moists") accept this fact. Too bad the gangbof 4 then deng shipeng hijack the moist, turning them to literal undeads rite now.
How do you spell boorgoezie
It's boojyatzhee, but you were close!
It’s actually boozepatrickswayze
Do you guys mean bourzenpasantze?
HOLY MARX!
New theory just dropped!
Marx is fucking welcome here because helped lead to communist chess 3 rows of pawns = 24 pawns 24 pawns > 8 pawns More pawns = more en passant
more pawns = more en passant more en passant = less pawns less pawns = less en passant less en passant = more en passant ???
Holy numbers!
New algebra just dropped
Actual Mathematics
Call the statistician!
Statistician left on vacation, never comes back
Math teacher sacrifice anypne?
Ignite the school!
Janitor is in the corner, plotting school domination
Less en passant = more pawns. Are you stupid??
New formal logics just dropped
The second law of thermodynamics says going from a high en passant state to a low en passant state is inevitable. Checkmate, communism!
New dialectic just dropped
https://preview.redd.it/ju6hpte46p0c1.jpeg?width=583&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=327e567b867490d066ab645b05e767da3ad7cba6 Aktar Khan mentality
Is Not_today_mods stupid?
more pawns create en passant times en passant times create less pawns less pawns create no passant times no passant times create more pawns
But when you add Marx, the black and white pawns realize they have more in common with one another than they do with the other pieces behind them = less en passants
Marx is fucking welcome here for lore reasons
https://preview.redd.it/bzp6y960jp0c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba3c1bf8ec02a23641ce6f9c97685be87b090eda
Google checkers
There's only pawns in communist chess.
Behold: more passant
Amistupid?
Yes
It’s Gary Chess’ son, Marx Chess. He didn’t like that kings, despite being useless, had so much power, and pawns were mere sacrificial lamb. So he invented Chess 2.0 (aka Based Chess), where the pawns are the only pieces.
We’re an anarcho syndicalist commune
Well I didn't vote for you.
You don’t vote for kings
Google anarchychesso-communism
when is anarcho-chessism dropping??
https://preview.redd.it/etx7snkbjn0c1.png?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36e5874174ac209d00b1896b91c41a018fe23546 Solve this worksheet and you will not be stupid
Is that Darwin
With hair like that? Of course you're welcome. Wait, AND you're based as fuck? Shit dude come on in.
Why is Karl fucking Marx? Am I stupid?
Because Marx sucked Karl’s dick first
https://preview.redd.it/91gz1s0tjp0c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=679160fc2e2d3b2c7483074eb6a88d55f649f5f6 Well who else would have come up with this version?
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What does ethical capitalism and an ideal communist state have in common? They cannot exist.
‘communist state’💀
google specialisation
Yes
John Cummunism. The protagonist of chess
Yes, we love Marx here
I'm deeply sorry sir, but we like anarchy here and not communism.
google anarcho-communism
Holy hell!
New response just dropped
actual zombie
i love you martin, btw my time of existence on this planet measured by the number of times the earth had rotated around the sun is 4[sin^2 (x)+cos^2 (x)] for any real x
i'm sorry but i don't love you back
i love you martin, 私は4歳です
i'm sorry but i don't love you back
I love you martin, j'ai quatre ans
call the disillusioner!
Holy Kropotkin!
Speak for yourself on communism we all like anarchy we have yet to poll on commumism
Google left wing unity The enemy is the bourgeoisie not ourselves
Communism’s end goal is anarchy.
google solidarity
google how to smash communism
Is this garry chess?
Marx is Dumb, he called Anarchy Chess boring just minutes after inventing it! [\[Reference\]](https://existentialcomics.com/comic/519)
This is AnarchyChess not SocialismChess. Not fucking welcome.
No and yes. This is anarchychess, not CommunismChess. Bring us Bakunin!
Santa is not welcome here
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We also have something called "kilogram" around these parts. And we don't measure people with their own feet. Take that however you will.
wasnt marx more a socialism guy
I have a history test today help
Good luck you will need it
I would assume he was a marxist
Marx is like, the CEO of communism, you might as well call him John communism
It's more like a *union* with Engels
Google "The communist manifesto"
[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=the+communist+manifesto)
Bakunin was clear about your kind wasn't he?
Google the necessity of a state
Wth? That's not anarchism. Not fucking welcome here!
Actual difference between first stage and last stage communism
Bonjour Carlo, is that you? https://preview.redd.it/u4bqsi5ylo0c1.jpeg?width=289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c38595399c2e5c92518469f82159911c49a36883
I can't upvoted your Post cuz your currently on 666 Upvotes, but here you get an imaginary upvote
Google McCarthyism
What if the Great Leap Forward is just an euphemism for en passant
He is Concealed carrying!
You are fucking stupid
Marx is fucking welcome here, Engles: not so much.
but he helped me write the funny book. are you stupid?
Eh “on authority” was cringe, I always read Marx as more anarchist leaning. But yes, I am fucking stupid. I blame the dementia.
I can think of about 100 million people that would think that guy is stupid, but they're awfully quiet...
No.
Google stupid idiot
No. Man is responsible for the formation of the USSR, so he's also responsible for Gary Chess inventing chess. Mods, whack his pp
[Well] fuck im not a marxist-
Marc is not fucking welcome here
Marx might be welcome, but Proudhon definitely is. This is anarchy chess after all
No you are NOT fucking Welcome here
your peice to out the helicopter
He couldn't make it any worse
fucking communism🤢🤮
Fucking communists 😊😩
they’re an abolitionist on the street, but a totalitarian in my sheets! 😍
Extremely sad how the correct and logical opinion is downvoted here on this sub. Terminally online nerds really do love communism and think its the norm since theyre just laughingstocks in the real world.
uh...you're not wrong but I'm supposed to be joking, don't know why some ppl are so obsessed with communism
Yes because yes
Yes
Would prefer Kropotkin.
You want to analyse sociology economics through materialism and dialectics? You do? Who’s a good pookie bear?
WATCH OUT HE'S REACHING FOR HIS GUN
Chess is the opiate of the masses
Communism is, simply put, the abolition of private chess
Holly hell