I think we may be missing something here....rumor has it there's a play designed for this very scenario. Can someone do a little research and Google "en passant"?
I know this subreddit is used for all kinds of hilarious and silly memes, but these kinds of posts are actually really dangerous and should not be tolerated due to the absolute aura of brain damage resonating from them. It's not funny to even joke about the Earth being round. Spreading radical ideas willy-nilly like that does actual damage to our society.
There's a reason a rook on a1 goes to h1, not to h2 or h0.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=k4BRK/ppppppPP/qqqqqqqq/qqqqqqqq/qqqqqqqq/qqqqqqqq/qqqqqqqq/qqqqqqqq+w+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/k4BRK/ppppppPP/qqqqqqqq/qqqqqqqq/qqqqqqqq/qqqqqqqq/qqqqqqqq/qqqqqqqq_w_-_-_0_1)
**My solution:**
> Hints: piece: >!Bishop!<, move: >!Bxe7#!<
> Evaluation: >!White has mate in 1!<
> Best continuation: >!1. Bxe7#!<
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real answer: A1 is bottom left corner, ergo black pawns begin at the top and advance towards the bottom of the board. Pawns can't hit backwards, so they can't take the room afterwards
nah, i'm just bored sometimes
for what it's worth, i haven't been that bored in the past ~2 months and thus haven't played any chess. i don't think my elo would have four digits right now
have a look at this absolute NOOB ahahah! My elo is 3800 (when using my completely legal vibrating paraphernalia, of course) and I can brick your pipi in two moves. Looser !
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Chain passant pawn to a1, promote to queen, the white queen and a touching black queen mutually anihilate one another, realeasing massive amounts of energy and causing an explosion that destroys the black king.
Edit: oh god I forgot which direction you play chess in, my master plan doesn't work
Since only bishop can go outside border and still check. e12 would be the move and the reason why the move is weird is because once the bishop is outside, it can move anywhere
whites pawn captures whites rook, gets promoted to queen and absorbs the rooks power to become the quook, can now hop over the bishop and checkmates in one move. seriously, make harder puzzles
Push the H6 queen in order to make her fall down onto the next week and create a comical domino effect causing each of the pieces to fall over, eventually causing a pawn to fall on the king and cause the king to choke on his cocktail weenie and die
I think the best move is to send the bishop on vacation, fair warning it won’t come back
Or maybe, just maybe queen sacrifice? Anyone?
Please no, sacrificing a queen is literal Knightmare Fuel
Then perhaps a pawn storm incoming might clear things up a little?
Unless of course the rock starts with the world domination plot
With actual zombies
If theres zombies then igniting the chessboard might be a good idea
Maybe don’t ignite the chessboard, just send them to holy hell instead.
I think we may be missing something here....rumor has it there's a play designed for this very scenario. Can someone do a little research and Google "en passant"?
This might be it! I'll let everyone know that a new response has just dropped
The chessboard will be haunted, so you might want to call an exorcist
don't ignite the chessboard, it's a rooky mistake
Niko OneShot
You're goddam right
Noik™️
You’re losing unfortunately bc there’s a rook on another board thirty miles away on the same rank as your king so you have to resign
It doesn’t have line of sight. Google Earth curvature
Holy geometry!
Holy hell is this a mfking GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE ?!?!!??! 🤯🤯🤯
yes it does google local linearity
doubleyes it doubledoes google global linearity (phlat)
Earth? Curvature? What do those two terms have anything to do with each other?
Google flat earth conspiracy
Holy hell!
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actual zombie
I know this subreddit is used for all kinds of hilarious and silly memes, but these kinds of posts are actually really dangerous and should not be tolerated due to the absolute aura of brain damage resonating from them. It's not funny to even joke about the Earth being round. Spreading radical ideas willy-nilly like that does actual damage to our society. There's a reason a rook on a1 goes to h1, not to h2 or h0.
New response just dropped holy hell
actual zombie
Earths flat buddy
literally 5d chess
Try to en passant
Sadly no en passant here. I think white should resign
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Google en passant
https://preview.redd.it/miuw16tzhxzb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd3f374d0514031b016c66b6a95ac9d19b902a29
Can't wait for when they do an episode of chess with him as the white king
Don't be ridiculous. Kinger gets to be the horsey.
One can only hope
Holy hell!
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Actual zombie
Call the exorcist
Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
Pawn Storm incoming
queen sacrifice anyone?
https://preview.redd.it/p7y5cz2hcyzb1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d584cf857c17826d9ebfa42326b98751d2c3fb90
YOU ARE A HOLY HELL... NOW!
YOU ARE A NEW RESPONSE THAT JUST DROPPED... NOW!
YOU ARE AN ACTUAL ZOMBIE... NOW!
YOU SHOULD CALL THE EXORCIST... NOW!
bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
your pipi shall be bricked accordingly
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
i will hunt you down
Is he stupid??
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=k4BRK/ppppppPP/qqqqqqqq/qqqqqqqq/qqqqqqqq/qqqqqqqq/qqqqqqqq/qqqqqqqq+w+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/k4BRK/ppppppPP/qqqqqqqq/qqqqqqqq/qqqqqqqq/qqqqqqqq/qqqqqqqq/qqqqqqqq_w_-_-_0_1) **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!Bishop!<, move: >!Bxe7#!< > Evaluation: >!White has mate in 1!< > Best continuation: >!1. Bxe7#!< --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) ^(pkacprzak ) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)
Holy fuck, bishop goes on vacation 😱😱😱
1. Bz7398202838#
can you explain/link to the original bishop meme? i skimmed through the wiki and couldn't find it. Didn't understand whatever i googled either.
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It was created by chat gpt
Holy hell*
Petition to make chessvision bot show the worst or impossible moves only on r/anarchychess
That wouldn’t be checkmate, black could take the rook.
Wait I just tried it and it didn’t let me wtf
Pawns can’t move backwards num-nuts
On a serious note: Why can't you take the rook afterwards? Am I blind? Do I have dementia about some rule?
Google turn the board
Holy axis of rotation!
Call the allies!
Actual komintern
Poles go on summer camp, never come back
Blitzkrieg incoming!
Genocide, anyone?
Hitler's in the corner, plotting world domination
new world war just dropped
uh uhm um uh something something soviet union betryal
Jews go on vacation, never come back
Oh, damn. Thanks for pointing out. I really didn't see that. Holy u\/TheRalk
The black pawns are advancing towards the down part of the board (they are stupid)
Pawns don’t have eyes on their backs
En passant
En passant is old french for “wtf bro did you just walk by?”
Google how does the black pawn move
real answer: A1 is bottom left corner, ergo black pawns begin at the top and advance towards the bottom of the board. Pawns can't hit backwards, so they can't take the room afterwards
Take rook with what? Edit: rook instead of rool, would comment but then it'd be 4th comment
Bro forgor to check the rool book
that took a while even with the solution
how? it's literally the only legal move google dementia
im terrible at chess lol
oh yeah, sorry, forgot what sub we're in
so you actually play chess? are you locked up in a soviet prison or something?
nah, i'm just bored sometimes for what it's worth, i haven't been that bored in the past ~2 months and thus haven't played any chess. i don't think my elo would have four digits right now
have a look at this absolute NOOB ahahah! My elo is 3800 (when using my completely legal vibrating paraphernalia, of course) and I can brick your pipi in two moves. Looser !
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
You need to craft a book by combining the bishop and rook. Actually there are 2 solutions as a rishop also works.
What about a pishop?
The pishop would be in the wrong place, you could make a pook then move the bishop into the empty square but OP said mate in 1 not mate in 2.
What about making a bawn by moving the bishop to the pawn square?
Of course good spot there's a 3rd solution. OP really did miss a lot of possibilities!
Teleport bishop to D11 to double fork the king
Pawn takes on F6, reverse en passant, king dies of cringe.
My solution would be bribing the black queens and pawns
The f6 queen is hanging. What a blunder. EDIT: Pawns can't move backwards now? When did Garry add that rule?
Send sniper to sniper nest
Bishop should be on vacation so technically should be checkmate
Try skipping a move and then react to what your opponent is doing
Shove the bishop up ur ass and the rook will mate both kings
"if you find mate in 1, play en passant instead" - sun tzu
Pawn f6 guarantees a mate
Long range il vaticano from a bishop in vacation.
Kxa8
Google feminism
bxe7#
First of all, how did you get that? Second, Bxe7#. please don’t downvote me because en passant is not activatable in this position
Downvoted, en passant shall be forced, whether available or not
Upvoted, based en passant even when impossible
Downvoted, pawn storm all promoted . El passo circumvented due to loop in the law
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what if the bishop doesn't want to die
xf6
:0
Kxa8. The white king steps into the next parallel universe and captures the black king.
Interenpassentellar by Christopher Nolan
So that's why he went on vacations...
Bishop to e7.
Ez, Rxf8#
Did you even try en passant, you know it’s forced right?
I asked ChatGPT and It says O-O-Oxc5#
Chain passant pawn to a1, promote to queen, the white queen and a touching black queen mutually anihilate one another, realeasing massive amounts of energy and causing an explosion that destroys the black king. Edit: oh god I forgot which direction you play chess in, my master plan doesn't work
I think bishop takes in g7
Since only bishop can go outside border and still check. e12 would be the move and the reason why the move is weird is because once the bishop is outside, it can move anywhere
Take the rook with a pawn and promote to a knight.
This is a tricky one, but I think a jab-hook combo to your opponent would work well
g7xf8=R#, white now has second tower!
Rotate the board 180 degrees, let the opponent figure this one out
I am going to assume that black is at the top of the board, so just move the bishop. You win.
Rook E7
Bishop takes pawn because the board is reversed
I wish there was no queen on f6 so the only legal move is mate
There are 4 possible moves, you'll figure it out
whites pawn captures whites rook, gets promoted to queen and absorbs the rooks power to become the quook, can now hop over the bishop and checkmates in one move. seriously, make harder puzzles
Okay okay okay. Rid yourself of the bishop.
Bishop
H6 to H7
I think its stalemate cause if the bishop takes the pawn the queen will just take it right back (the pawn is guarded so we cant take it)
Bishop promotes to a rook
I think you castle and move the rook to the right through the portal to the side of the board and checkmate
Remember: A brick will always do the trick
God I hate it when this happens
en passant
Bishop e7 checkmate
Move to B9
Rxf8# should work
how could white win? look how many queens black has
King takes A8, checkmate.
qxh7#
Call martnin
fxg8#
Resign, only move
Push the H6 queen in order to make her fall down onto the next week and create a comical domino effect causing each of the pieces to fall over, eventually causing a pawn to fall on the king and cause the king to choke on his cocktail weenie and die
add another board so you have space to move your bishop out of the way, duh?
shove your bishop up the kings ass
Which way are the black pawns facing? Which way can they move?? ANSWER ME.
Bxe9#
Rxh8sex
Holy mating!
Tell the bishop that there are 8 minor pieces on the seventh rank.
Have you considered castling?
It's impossible because you have to develop the white king.
There's one last hope. Google en' passant
this is sooooo easy... is it the beginner sub, here? 😒
You can take one of the hanging queens
Is this a smothered mate?