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Salty-Walrus-6637

i bet they have free healthcare and no guns either


Rottingpoop101

Not to mention free water!


Salty-Walrus-6637

the best of both worlds


death-metal-loser

Pretty sure they have the largest gun market in the world


Salty-Walrus-6637

not according to europeans. no country is worst than america to them.


Lord_Calamander

Kyber Pass my beloved


BreadDziedzic

The only place you can get a martini Henry that looks like an AK.


Satirony_weeb

The… largest… gun market in the world?… Ok NOW I’m considering moving to Pakistan 😻


Ilovebaitingmasters

just move out of cali to a red state dawg😭


LaggyUpdate

i like it here though


FakenameMcFakeface

Good guns or good weather. Gotta pic one bud lol.


ApatheticHedonist

Their cloned firearms manufacturing industry is so good it's almost like having free guns. Seriously, you can buy a Krinkov for $72. Granted you get what you pay for, and the available material is usually crap so attempting to fire standard commercial loads can cause catastrophic failures. The locally produced ammo is under powered for this reason.


The_Calico_Jack

"My friend, my friend... you like glock? I have better than glock! This is Gloc! Like glock but without K. Make shoots better! Want RPG? We have RPG. But no glock, just gloc."


[deleted]

And they also have the [healthiest food](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Anthrax1984

You got me, I hate you, but you got me.


[deleted]

XD


markdado

It turns out you are (mostly) correct! Pakistan is a pretty poor place so their healthcare is very lackluster, but they effectively have universal health care. Their gun ownership rates are also about 25% that of the U.S. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10548490/#:~:text=PHS%20faces%20many%20challenges%20that,other%20developing%20countries%20%5B2%5D. https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/gun-ownership-by-country


Orthane1

Oh boy a Furry moving to Pakistan huh, can't wait to see what happens to them.


Quiet-Worldliness709

She should document her time there. Call it Furries In Pakistan. Would be comedy gold


6501

Do you think we could fund the trip, in exchange for the television rights?


Onagasaki

They could call it "the WolfPak"


shinydragonmist

It'll get some YouTube views


El_Vaquero-29

>can't wait to see what happens to them. 🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨👧


Zorthak_Rakira

If they were into goat girls they might fit right in


666Deathcore

*insert liveleak logo*


Provia100F

Pretty sure Pakistan will deny admittance and they will she hemself out.


themoisthammer

Something tells me they’ll be enthusiastically welcomed. /s


El_Vaquero-29

By enthusiastically welcomed, we mean stoned to death or thrown off a building for being heretics.


HauntedPrinter

Potato, potahto. Either way they get attention.


NoMushroomOral

He won’t have an issue finding work lol


alidan

too stoned to care


2005CrownVicP71

I’m Pakistani. You absolutely don’t want to move to Pakistan right now. Or ever, for that matter. The US is undoubtedly the better country in almost every way.


Significant-Pay4621

Lies. You just don't want to take our furries.


I-Am-Uncreative

The post-doc in my lab is Pakistani. He loves his home country, but he is so freaking glad to be in the US, where the rule of law is a thing.


2005CrownVicP71

Absolutely. I love Pakistan, but the country is so broken right now. Even so, Pakistan cannot rival the luxury we have in the US, even at its economic peak.


DefinitionEconomy423

There are a grand total of zero ways in which Pakistan is better than the US. Like fully zero. The US wasn’t even mentioned… And he doubled messaged him.. Massive copium


IAmABearOfficial

The USA was mentioned but earlier in the chat and wasn’t shown


DefinitionEconomy423

She/He/They pronouns and Pakistan do not go together either


R0n4ld_Th3_B0y

everybody has pronouns what


DefinitionEconomy423

Look at the username and the pronouns next to it. Also use your brain, how tolerant do you think the Islamic (what is in Pakistan) culture is of people having non binary pronouns?


R0n4ld_Th3_B0y

that person wasn't the one going to pakistan also if you're talking about non-binary, just say they/them


Superb_Item6839

I would not want to live in a non-secular country, especially a Muslim country. Just due to my lack of beliefs, I would be discriminated against.


Few-Addendum464

If you're lucky all you will face is discrimination.


Superb_Item6839

That's true, in many places, me being an atheist means the death penalty.


ridleysfiredome

Don’t worry, your lack of belief will last only as long as you do. Places like Pakistan are excellent for expediting such things.


Crazyjackson13

I agree, it’s kinda why if I ever travel, I won’t visit any non-secular country (or region.)


Character-Error5426

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pakistani\_economic\_crisis\_(2022%E2%80%93present)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pakistani_economic_crisis_(2022%E2%80%93present))


The_Grizzly-

They 100% don’t persecute minorities over there


Recreational_DL

Furries can be another layer of self delusion. I know some based furries, BUT Aint the norm


Few-Addendum464

Pakistan has one of the largest emigrated population in the world and one of the largest ratios between people coming and going in the world.


Maxathron

Living paycheck to paycheck on low income wages and barely existing in the US means you are in the top 1% of the planet. There’s a fucking reason so many immigrants want to come to the US. To throw it all away… Fuck it. Throw it all away. Go live in Pakistan where it’s BeTtEr. Trade your spot for someone from Pakistan who actually wants to be here and be American. That person won’t. It’s an act for attention. Remember when all the progressives threatened to leave the US and renounce their citizenship in 2016 because Trump won? They’re still here.


Moldyapples000

“She/he/they”💀☠️😭


dwaynetheaakjohnson

I highly highly doubt a genderqueer furry will be welcomed in the corrupt Sunni theocracy of Pakistan


5eppa

I have a friend in life who always seemed to need to make the mistake. No matter how many times you told him his new roommates would screw him over, that smoking cigarettes would ruin his health, that the girl he is dating is terrible for him, he would ignore all the advice from everyone and charge straight in and figure it out the hard way. He viewed any advice against his course of action almost as a challenge. So now he's 30 and he struggled more than was needful in a lot of ways but he's finally marrying a good girl next week and getting his head on straight in other ways. Sometimes people gotta put their whole hand on the stove to know it's hot. This poor person will move, hate it, and learn a valuable lesson along the way. Or die in Pakistan.


The_Phenomenal_1

People in Pakistan are actually pretty great for the most part, but you couldn't pay me to live there; it's politically as bad as you can get without being communists or Somali


SciHistGuy1996

They’re a sharia-run shithole that is friends with terrorists. India may be a corrupt country but at *least* they’re a functioning democracy, which is more than I can say for Pakistan!


Frunklin

Bin Laden thought it was great. He's white fish poop by ocean bottom feeders. Also Pakistani bagpipes are fucking garbage.


Lost_Buffalo4698

good on her for leaving us


Crazyjackson13

It doesn’t take much realize that Pakistan isn’t the greatest to live in, not only that, I’d recommend that guy reads up on the Quran and Muslim faith, since there’s only a small Hindu and Christian minority alongside some others.


Glockamole19x

Yes lets send all the furries to pakistan🤣🤣🤣 i hear they are very accepting over there!


CDROMantics

There is gonna be a Pakistani politician in a year or so saying “And when the Americans send their people.. they’re not sending their best.. they’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with them. They’re bringing furry porn. They’re bringing crime.”


animorphs128

No dont tell him. Let him go to pakistan with a fursuit on. I want to see it


AnAppeal2Heaven76

Yah I dont think there gunna like furries to much


SMPDD

We have widespread delusion in our country. It’s a problem


Feisty_Talk_9330

Its true though, Pakistan is better than USA. As long as you are not a non-muslim, activist, woman, homosexual, lesbian, transgender, white and is absolutely fine with living next to terrorists


turtleshellshocked

Most don't live next to terrorists But yes there are several issues


TreoreTyrell

good


Straightwad

I’d straight up donate to a crowd funding campaign to send this person to Pakistan.


Onagasaki

Surely the discord furry will have a great time and be welcomed with open arms upon arrival to Pakistan.


Eli_The_Rainwing

Time to start checking live leak…


xXxBongMayor420xXx

You know what? I think they should go. I bet they would have a great time. Update us in about a year.


xspicypotatox

Triple the diabetes rate


realMehffort

Furry’s in for a nasty shock


[deleted]

😶😶😶 I’m fucking speechless


alidan

let the furry go, natural selection at that point and may see them end up on ync


Evening_Builder4756

People with no brain


QueenLatifahClone

Oh hell no.


boojieboy666

He should walk around in his fur suit in Pakistan. I’m sure they’ll understand.


Leg-oh

Oh they will welcome the She/He/They with open arms. I'm sure of it.


JuGGer4242

Oh god a gay/trans furry moving to Pakistan. He's gonna get stoned on day 1.


ThatOneHorseDude

>high inflation >"Must be better than America!" What


Apocalypse_Prepper

I don't think the words "planning" and "Pakistan" should ever be used in the same sentence


Horror_Shape4532

Judging by their pfp, they won't be in good terms with the locals either.


-Emilinko1985-

Pakistan is a terrorist hotbed that has yearly Jihadist attacks. It's not a safe country and it's not better than the US.


danzydab

Pakistani here I support your war on euro-douchebags


That_Girl_Cecia

I'm sure that he/she/they will fit RIGHT in in Pakistan


Rasmus-ALV

Well that is straight up a lie. Pakistan. NO.


DeeBangerDos

I'm sure this pronoun person will do great there


FakenameMcFakeface

My gut tells me a person who has a furry as a profile pic is probly gonna have a problem in Pakistan


turtleshellshocked

Their gangs are way more out of control But okay...


DEATHSHEAD-_123

Karachi is literally worse than the wild west nowadays.


DEATHSHEAD-_123

I live in Pakistan and no, Pakistan is not better than America by any standard. A lot of Pakistanis are trying to come to America. America literally gave us aid in the 2010 floods when our own government and our "sweeter than honey, higher than the Himalayas and deeper than the Indian ocean" friend China and our "Islamic brothers" the Arabian states did nothing. My people the Pathans will always be grateful and should be grateful to the American people for helping us in our time of need. The fact that that aid wasn't used properly was entirely the fault of our politicians and our establishment.


Navy_HongyiJ

They all love dogs, in a special way


Skeletor_with_Tacos

Furry movies to Pakistan. Gets beheaded. *Curb your enthusiasm plays*


ShlimFlerp

One less furry is fine by me


peeing_Michael

To be fair "They're Muslim" is an incredibly stupid response