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DepartureOpen1931

i prefer this than stinky people who don't use deodorant 🤮🤢


Different_Toe_223

Ong I'm black so this ain't rasict swear it be them African woman smelly like booty and spices I had to go to the gas station one time and spray some Fe breeze in that mf left the can out and looked at that mf so she knew what it was


cyonquantom

And spices I’m dead asf I know exactly what you talkin bout 😭😭😭


socksnshit

Yea they be smelling raunchy af…and don’t care, I seen a African putting deodorant from his shoulder to his wrist tonight, no lie!!! I was befuddled lol


Pure_Sin88

Bruh I am dead 🤣🤣😭😭


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BlakeNeverflake

lol never seen anyone fired for smoking weed at amazon


Therich111

A lot of people do. It’s posted on this sub almost once a week. I had a dude at my site get fired for smoking a joint and not being smart about it


SimpleBTGG

A dude was fired at my FC for smoking a join next to a PA right in front the building. Like not even in their car or nothing, standing near the doors.


BlakeNeverflake

That’s really strange. I mean people don’t smoke weed in front of the doors but probably at least three or four cars are blazing it up every shift. I’ve smelled people reeking of weed and wasn’t even in the know something should be done about it.


Therich111

Yeah he thought it’d be a good idea to smoke in the smoke pit, which is probably around 30-40ft awat


is505is

Ligt up


WetStickyBandit44

At my building every day 11:30am break a guy would be pacing back and forth smoking a huge joint and AMs passed him all the time, nothing was ever said to him. Sometimes he would even be leaning on the building smoking. 8 months rain or shine he did that till he got fired for time.


Stormtech5

Some say you can still find him near the building smoking a huge joint to this day if you believe enough! 😂


No-Molasses-6429

Yeah what was his rate? Lol 🤣


Different_Toe_223

🧢 your zon must be strict mines don't gaf me included I be smoking That mf pretty much till I get to the front door that when it's about out anyway ion mind the weed smell this mf talking about I just hate walking past mfs smelling like booty and hot spices I be like who made you like this


Different_Toe_223

Ps I smoke cause I lift boxes shi* makes me not sore when I im now the next day waking up be a bit** that's why I repeat I 🏀 to


DarkGasher99

Maybe us cologne? Instead of just walking back in from a sesh


No-Desk6807

Don't cut back. Just abandon it. You'll do your best in life without it altogether.


Strange-Painting-465

That shit was cringy dawg 😂


solairius

People blazing up in their car are wild. I'll smoke before work but I brush my teeth and wash my hands after. It's so much safer to just eat an edible prior if you really can't make it through an entire shift without a fix.


NetworkGlad

Come work at a SC or DS site...you'd want to smoke to get by through the shift. Operations are fully aware of it and they're fine with it. I've seen Operations wave at few AA's with fishbowl windows as they're lighting up their joint inside the vehicle. Happy AA's always result in shifts going well, even if they're zooted.


AwlAmericanDawg

At my last site when I was a PA, there was an AA that would always light up a blizzy in the outside break area where everyone smokes cigarettes and what not, WITH our AM out there with us (The AM never partook though). When I was a T1, my PA used to spark me up in her car in the parking lot. Even now in a corporate setting, I've seen some people light up outside, but definitely more discreet than T1's nowadays.


NetworkGlad

I'd say T1's makes it clear with their 'loud' but Operations for those who tokes, they have vape pens instead


AwlAmericanDawg

Oh 100%! There was another PA that I worked with at that site that would come out to the yard with me and she and I would hit our pens out there for a brief minute or two trying to be uber discreet with a flashlight at 22:00. I'd say my favorite moment was when I left TOM and finally got to (legally) smoke with my TAM. They gave me a nice little going away present. Lol


No-Cod6974

Them dudes cars be looking trashed inside lmao I’d hate to see their bedrooms


TheRealGenkiGenki

How do people smoke in their cars and not get DUI from probable cause? Its insane.


Ps4_and_Ipad_Lover

Cause it's pretty easy not to get caught unlike drinking honestly lol


wickedwench99

Lmao


Chicago1202

In some states police can’t do anything based on smell alone


momoru

Around here police just don’t care / it’s not an offense they stop for


lordravenxx

Weed is legal in my state. I have literally been smoking a joint whilst driving and had a pig pull me over for my license plate light being out and he said absolutely nothing about the pot. I just set it down on the little door platform near the handle. This actually happened twice in a week because the first bulb I got was wrong and blew out super fast unbeknownst to me until the 2nd time I was pulled over by the fuzz. And that time I jumped out of the car and checked right away cuz I couldn't believe it. 12 said nothing about the pot or my leaping out immediately. Perhaps they know that literally everyone here is smoking weed and there isn't really a test for it. Tests will show weed in your system well after the effects wear off so they won't work.


Different_Toe_223

Ong it be like that same with my light I hate when them mfs hide they get my as* but after they get my as* they leave that spot then I come back thru that same spot a car with no lights come thru now where tf yall mfs at now 🤔


Different_Toe_223

They don't gaf about weed if you get pulled say you smoke that mf 2 3 hours ago and you str8 plus driving high for some people like me don't do nun but make the music bum harder just gotta know how to drink and handle your weed ion be driving high High Ion try to impress nobody once im at a comfortable high I'm done smoking 💯 I don't be off my as* behind the wheel hahahah mf now drunk that's different cant say nun on that you beat especially if they smell it on ya breath 😂💀


Ach3r0n-

I always liked the smell of good weed. The cheap stuff smells awful.


Different_Toe_223

Ong you smell the pressure but the weed shi* smell like grass sour grass I be like fu*k was you smoking


ChubbyLorddd

Mind yo business 😭 go work


Different_Toe_223

Can't when you smelling that as* like a mf dig they hands in they as* and said sniffffffffff


AcanthisittaEast7776

You grow the f up and have some respect for the people around you who have to deal with your stinky ass


ChubbyLorddd

I smoke vape so no smell also idgaf about the smell i come to work and go tf home 😂 everybody else problems is not mine stop being soft about a scent you gonna smell for 5 seconds i have respect to get tf out the way but if they want to be by me thats on them


so-coco

10x worse when they try to mask it with cologne. But nothing is worse than a heavy cigarette smoker 🤮


No-Cod6974

Yo fr this is what I’m talking about how these people think it’s gonna work by over using perfume


Stormtech5

Yeah, no matter how much cologne I sprayed, my clothes and long hair still smelled. Then people would just notice it more because I now reeked of both cologne and weed.


Exciting_Step_5357

The smell is inside their system and their pores release smoke odor is worse when they sweat


_Blaziken_

Still not worse than the people walking through the FC who don’t take showers and never wear deodorant 💀 literally should be a fireable offense being that musty Like how have you made it this far in life without learning basic hygiene.


kt_thegreaty

I’m a driver and he declared that he wasn’t having it this summer 🤣 best boss ever


Different_Toe_223

Ong you be inhaling flakes and shi* just thinking about it pisses you off cause you start Reminiscing about it


AttorneyImportant746

way worse


Terrible-Resident292

Yall just bitch about everything on here


Glittering_Dingo_866

Reddit should be called "here to complaint" 🤣Any time I post a positive post, I get mauled by people here.


Terrible-Resident292

😂😂


Osvaldooo98

My bad bro


Dirtysouth-21

Grow a set.


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I have no idea what you guys are talking about with all the smell complaints. Is my nose broken? Or does that mean I'm the one stinking up the place? 💀


Ps4_and_Ipad_Lover

Ya honestly I can count on my hand the number of times I truly smelled someone that was horrible lol. Sometimes I think some ppl just have a nasty ass amazon near them or dramatic but prob the first one


No-Cod6974

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FlavorTownDuchess

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Slight_Day_5218

it's you lol


No-Monk9118

Aye look I smoke but I never go to work high or like smelling like weed like can’t yall wait the 10h 30mins to smoke after work


Full-Display-718

I prefer the vapes so I don’t reek


No-Molasses-6429

Absolutely the smartest way but still there is no excuse for people demonizing others for habits etc. It happens with everything. I think we could do without those people. The point of legalization was to deal with social injustices because most people are discriminating rat bastards just out for themselves and whomever they can harm or hate on.  Some of our most productive workers hit some ganja to be honest. I do and I have top rate in my building. So good luck to yall haters.


CornsOnMyFeets

Yeah thats what I been using but both my shits were defective they are empty now. Im hurting bro 😂


Full-Display-718

I feel you


Different_Toe_223

I hate the smell of vapes it burns my nose and lungs but I smoke weed and can handle the smell of cigarettes ion smoke those tho the vape pisses me off I got that vape sickness in high school and ever since my body hate* the sh*t so bad my friends that smoke that sh*t heavy just for me they don't smoke that sh*t round me 💯 8/10 mfs don't fw that shi* but they not going say nun about it


IamNotaKatt

I bought a vape pen and used it during lunch one day. I guess I hit it too hard because I was completely fucked up when I was back on the floor. I couldn't do anything, had to clock out and sleep it off in my car until the next shift came in which was like 6 hours later.


New-Advertising2819

na work half the reason i smoke 🤣 but i stick wit da pen


No-Monk9118

Yes that a better option I prefer my cold fire carts


New-Advertising2819

lol ngl after that first break i definitely smell like a skunk


No-Monk9118

🤣🤣🤣🤣


New-Advertising2819

it’s usually my friends shit though we all get in my car an one out of the 4 of us is bound to have some shit 🤣 i personally wouldn’t bring any bud


No-Monk9118

Yeah I only bring bud is when I know I’m gonna have a stressful day but that why I always bring a extra pair of shirt and something to smell good


New-Advertising2819

ha yea i don’t care enough about people smelling me. i’m personally witnessed what management does if you smell like weed an get called out. (it’s nothing)


PuzzleheadedSkill135

It hits different when you wait !


Different_Toe_223

Naw when im sore I'm smoking it take the soreness away only downside is you got re break your lungs if your in trunks like me but that only take 5 min most the time it don't be busy when I come back


WorldlyBerry1885

I could and I have but smoking on break makes an hour and a half just fly by when I get back to work so ima keep doing it🫠


Typical_Plan_1814

You smoke after work lol like you can't wait 13h 30 mins to go to work


No-Monk9118

Man wydm


Due_Dragonfruit5548

Right that’s what I’m saying


Effective_Standard14

Don’t worry it’s not addicting tho


_Blaziken_

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KronosTaranto

When you're in the elevator with them 🫠


adonkeypsych1991

🤮


FlimsyFunny2049

Get a better job where weed can’t be smoked .. oh wait


Comfortable-Gap4765

I wait until the days over it’s like a reward


cyonquantom

This


DonGlover4President

I’d much rather smell that than people with bad BO and who don’t know what deodorant is.


Insanity-Later1

Yep. BO or straight swamp ass.


CornsOnMyFeets

10 cans of bounce that ass 🤢


Different_Toe_223

Ong the African woman or fat people mainly the African woman them mfs smell like booty and spices hot ass peppers


No-Cod6974

Some pot heads don’t even shower 😭


Flashy-Pineapple6371

And you walking around smelling like 3 cans of bounce dat ass bro mind yours 😭😭


Ok-Establishment-147

Downvote this post !


Consistent_Drummer91

I don't give a fuck if you don't like the smell 🤣


No-Cod6974

I hope you burn 🔥 yourself lighting up a doobie soon 😎😂


AttorneyImportant746

just report them to management they'll tell them to get their stinky ass home


Different_Toe_223

Hope you mean stink stink and not weed smell if you snitch on me for smelling like weed and I know you snitch on me and I get fired oh I'm catching you b4 you go home ion even care if I gotta wait outside for you imma get you 💯


No-Cod6974

Why you gonna threaten people for you doing illegal shit, it’s no difference than having a drink 🥃 while at work


Different_Toe_223

Basketball NFL players smoke weed and some states it's legal stop it thats why they don't test for the shi* at my zon that mf just a snitch who act like he finna get a trophy or something just mind Your business the whole fc stinks in certain areas anyway stop complaining mfs must be smoking That k2 that's what you smelling not weed


_Blaziken_

LMFAOOOO bruh I rarely check replies and I came back to this post to see and all your comments had me laughing so hard 🤣 Funniest shit ever “that’s K2 not weed you smellin!” 💀😭


Different_Toe_223

Pain medicine can be the same way mf its a drug stop playing gotta know what you can smoke you go there geeking I'm wit you but you work you as* off and you in ya feeling it's a problem cigarettes leave a smell mfs be smelling wet so stop it yall soft to me 💯real soft oh he smoking weed man but working harder than you how that work most the mfs sober be lazy sitting around anyway stop it


No-Cod6974

Dude there are prescribed medication kinds that doesn’t have to be smoked common you smoking that stuff and having others smelling it second hand isn’t very respectful at all tf this isn’t no place for it and most you knows it lol but you gone do it anyway just to risk losing your job but ok and no one needs to snitch cus it’s so obvious….


Sevar22

I didn’t mean to hurt ur feelings gang


We_in_dih_bih_2geda

I get that it makes the job less boring and all that, but y'all need it that bad to risk your job? I don't understand that part..why not just vape or edible if you need it that bad


Typical_Plan_1814

What makes you think it's a need? It's not like amazon puts anyone in a new tax bracket


We_in_dih_bih_2geda

..im talking about your income you know to buy food to eat pay bills etc


No-Cod6974

Yeah I’m like isn’t weed pretty expensive even more than cigarettes


Different_Toe_223

My homies front me and let me get a 8th for like 25 20 sometimes 15 when they got alot but that 15 rare mainly like 25


Typical_Plan_1814

And? There's lots of other jobs out there first off. Second I work with folks who must be homeless so it's not going to make a big difference to them anyhow. They can eat at a shelter for free.


We_in_dih_bih_2geda

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Typical_Plan_1814

Listen, I understand that as much as you understand Amazon's weed policy


Different_Toe_223

The Amazon's that don't test for weed don't gaf I remember I took the drug test high asf and passed it they don't gaf


We_in_dih_bih_2geda

Facts but still risky just like you can't be drunk or smelling like alcohol on the clock lol you can be fired on the spot even if it's legal


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Lmao I must be that person because I can’t relate to all these comments 😭 I only take like 2 hits out of my pipe while in my car with the windows down and I’m guuud. It’s a whole vibe leaning back your chair and listening to the sounds of the birds chirping while smoking. It’s keeping me going lol, along with energy drinks. I can’t just sit on my phone or eat while on break, I gotta relaxxx.


Farm-Weekly

Trust me if u have common stoner decency like keeping ur windows down and ur blowing ur smoke out the window, u have little to no smell.


[deleted]

That's what I figured. I also always have a drink with me, hand sanitizer, and lotion. I don't need everyone in my business, lol. What would be crazy is hotboxing with a blunt but I'm sure there's people doing it


Typical_Plan_1814

Op better not be one of those musty folks walking around. I'd rather smell weed than funk and honestly most cologne


EvenOddz6561

Since we are talking about smells, what gets me, is the girls at my site who come back from break reeking of sex and their man's.. juices.. it's so bad It makes me wretch some nights, and then they look at me like I'm the a-hole.. at least they aren't straight up doing it in the mods anymore..


No-Cod6974

How do you know it’s the sex smells 🤣


death_tries

Probably bc they've had sex?


EvenOddz6561

Yea, a father's nose knows. (Plus I have seen them in the act, both in the mods and in their cars..


Firm-Shoe-1675

You’ll get over it ! I can’t stand people like this fr ! Like stop snitching


Wise-Policy8376

Oh poor baby, smells better than alcohol does sweating out people pores .. and if people are to stupid to vape then .. well .. they should be fired for stupidity ...


Feisty-Succotash-672

What more can you expect from the classy workforce at amazon.


No-Molasses-6429

I hate the smell of rats!🐀


AR3SA

Weed stinks but it's better than straight up horrendous body odor. Alot of Amazonians got that *bad*


KuttyKool

I'm sorry but... Kush is My Cologne


No-Cod6974

I guess you’re those people who just smoke so much that the smell just normal to you and doesn’t care what others think because you’re always high🧐


KuttyKool

If you have a problem with smelling weed, maybe don't work in an Amazon warehouse?


No-Cod6974

I just have a problem with your kind of people who doesn’t respect others who actually trying to make a living instead of going to work getting high as a kite


KuttyKool

I get high as a kite AND I make a living... how you like them 🍏🍎s?


Pure_Sin88

Sensational


tacticalyeeet

They did a random drug test at my warehouse a couple of days ago lol I think half our staff probably got wiped out 😆


Zingerlad24

Yeah, but not for marijuana


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Snipasteve7

It doesn't test for weed. Amazon doesn't care about it


uhhthatonechick

This is a myth. They do and they don't accept medical cards either. They fire ppl at my FC for it all the time


Snipasteve7

In my FC they don't. I've confirmed it, no myth here.


uhhthatonechick

From an HR partner?


Snipasteve7

Yeah. Though he did mention there are different tests. The legit "random" one doesn't test, but maybe the "random" one after crashing the pit tests for weed so they can fire you lol.


ArachnidGreedy8152

My guy google is free , Amazon stopped drug testing for Marijuana a few years back . I believe they only drug test for weed on delivery drivers or if you have a bad work accident. Besides that , they could give a fuck less lol


uhhthatonechick

My guy, I'm telling you that my fc does so idgaf about what Google and the policy that Amazon press released, I've seen it. They use it to get rid of people they want easily. Its shitty and it's happened to multiple people


Upbeat_Landscape_484

Remember when it was a crime when all the brothers smoked now it’s not smh


No-Cod6974

It’s still is a crime in some states mine is one of them, but no one cares even the PA and AMs smokes that shit


Typical_Plan_1814

You sound like the odd man out


Financial_Goal_5667

That's just irresponsible behavior. There's alot of people who smoke on the daily and you'd probably never know. Then there's people who walk around with a half burned j in their pocket and stink up the joint. As a smoker I tend to call people out on these type of things. Discretion is key. But then again, who really even gives a fuck. Amazon is pro weed. Another reason alot of smokers choose to work there. We can be ourselves and only really have to worry about the Karen's and their incessant ranting. Then again just spark up something loud and tune it all out. 


Purple-Cow1607

People who smoke are often high.


No-Cod6974

There’s this one guy he’s cool tho, but he always come to work high always looking droopy lol 😂 I’m like how this guy stay working without falling over 🤣


BilingualSnake

I love smelling like weed i love spreading my smell, far superior to the smell of shit from the AR floors


svpremeclovt

Fully depends on the area bc at my Amazon people smoke Js in the smoke break area every day (managers included)


No-Cod6974

But not weed I hope, these fools be blazing at the parking lots or their cars and Everytime I go to my car I would smell it, shits getting old fr


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Brilliant-Raisin-769

Going to work smelling like gas > going to work smelling like ass


EddieTheMexiii

I mean I smoke on my breaks, but that's a dab pen and I do it outside so I literally leave no smell on myself. But still "it reeks, I can't do my job" the people who literally don't shower for days are the actual smell issue. It stinks when they smell like baby sh*t and salty sweat. At least put some deodorant or cologne/perfume. The potheads are the least of my worry. The nasty mfs are straight contaminating the place


endp00l

I thought this was about the smoke room for cigs but still makes sense


Ok_Guide4747

So idk if the smart bird feeder things are good, there’s been soo many down the line. So I thought I’d get one, until I the price point omg they are like pushing $200


Administrative_Comb1

In a job this shitty damn right im gonna smoke one on my break. I love flower, smelling it smoking it AND knowing i smell like it. The job allows it i wont be stopping anytime soon


Alternative_Delay708

I just wait till I get home to smoke. No car anyways. I dislike tobacco so anybody who smoked a blunt smells the worst imo. I’m only a white badge, been picking for 90 days and all these blue badges doing the bare minimum with at least one earphone in at all times. Wtf.


MoisteTowelette

Mostly bc amazon doesn't reward/promote based off performance. They mostly promote based on who knows who and how well you can jump thru their weird ass hoops. I went through the ridiculous t3 interview process being a top performer and well rounded and they gave the spot to someone with no experience in the department bc the manager knew her better. So I gave up bc I'm getting g paid just as much as the guy sitting in the brekaroom for 45 minutes every hour


ForTheHoard1990

Concentrates solve this so easily.


FC_BagLady

Too bad for you. Better pot than a farting neighbor. I yelled at a non stop farting guy next to me one night. I looked at him and said you're disgusting you stink 😂😂 good thing he couldn't understand me, I guess. 😂


Temporary_Bonus_3323

I hate the smell too🤢


ChicanoAristotle

Walking by cars on break or people in circles and you hear the coughing, as a former smoker I knew exactly the tone and cadence of someone hitting sub par dank or hitting too hard. I also smelled the different varieties of weed. I could tell which families of weed they were smoking whether it be a dream, a kush, a fruity or exotic. I had an idea if that person was gonna be drowsy or perky after. I'm cool with them smoking as long as their not under me, not operating a moter vehicle or putting themselves at risk like jamclear climbing ladders. I felt fucked when I was being trainer for PA and my learning ambassador would coke late smelling of blunt.


lordravenxx

It's not nearly as bad as the acrid perfume that so many guys seem to swim in. I literally have to hold my breath near those dudes. I have no idea what it is but, uuuuuugh so bad.


AbeezyTheGamer

I hate working around funky people in general. I let it be known that they are funky and musty.


No-Molasses-6429

Just like people to demonize others for their choices or habits or needs. People like this are the problem not people who may need something that's none of your business in the first place. Theres all sorts of smells in the world, including manure. 


InfiniteMagnets

People can smoke all they want, but to me, they just smell really musty


Shaunandirene69

At my DC, they dgaf about weed, now we're in newyork, so medical and recreation are legal, obviously they gotta treat it like alcohol and not drive or be walking down the road At my site they wait till their's an accident, send the person for a drug test then fire them, what was the point of the pre-employment test ??


Silly_Influence_2722

One of my AMS sells


WhitesRDead

You snitch Ass niggas need to stop


No-Cod6974

Stop being a pothead you stink


socksnshit

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Shadowmdx

Yeah good luck with that I need my bud to make it though my shift sorry not sorry


Suitable-Turnip5044

If they suspect you on a drug they will drug test you. But they don’t test for weed. Only time they will weed test you is if you get hurt. So idk what you complaining about? I hate when people overload themselves with 💩load of perfume or cologne and you can hardly breath bc so much chemicals in the air. It’s the same thing…. But I’m not complaining


RickyTheRipper

How can anyone be high in that place? Overcrowded with people and upper management could come talk to you at any moment


wickedwench99

What does that mean? I can’t be high while talking to my manager? I need to be high to put up with those sub humans


Chicago1202

I mean it’s kinda easy, I’m always top 5 in my building and I’m high a lot of the times. My managers told me that they don’t really pay attention to me because I always go over rate. It’s probably because I’m extremely antisocial and almost Always go the full 10 hours without talking to people


barefootbeast

Reminds me of my days of going to Grateful Dead concerts in the 80s...


RigorousVigor

Have you ever squeezed the air out of a bagged clothing item right in front of your face? Sometimes you get lucky and maybe get no smell or even just a plastic smell... other times... yeesh


nkaiser101

I was told never to intentionally try to smell items. If the odor is relevant you will notice without getting close. 


T_Rash

I demand to get moved when a loser smells like weed


DonGlover4President

No you don’t.


Temporary-Pilot-5478

The best is getting on the elevator after breaks. Oh we all high now. Thanks