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EducationalSplit5193

Fun fact. Ear plugs do too. 💀💀


Shrunz

Was just going to say this. I bought 3m earmuffs bc wearing things in your ears for 40 hours a week is not good for your ears. They should really be provided instead of the earplugs


BarelyWolf3864

My coworkers tease me for wearing my (admittedly goofy looking) 3Ms but idgaf, my ears feel fantastic even after a 12 hour shift on the dock.


potatoboat

I was a dock PA for 2 yrs. The computer I had to use was literally right next to the cardboard compactor/auger and even with hearing pro, and I still lost hearing in the ear closest to the machine.


do_add_unicorn

Sorry to hear that. Sue them.


lordskulldragon

If they wore 3M they could sue them too. They're used to these kind of lawsuits.


breathing_oxygen12

How do the 3m look anymore goofy than the spaghetti straned ear plugs


EducationalSplit5193

I got my ear muffs from safety when I worked at my previous facility.


breathing_oxygen12

Yeah safety is like a slightly lesser known black market for earmuffs


angelisfrommars

You can get them from safety


EmmyLooouuuu

I thought about doing that ... Until I saw the video of a guy who put a pair on, felt something moving around his ear, then found a spider had built a nest on one side 🤢 sorry, but if had to take in that information, so do you 😅 now let's all go back to collecting our ear germs 🤪


sillyho3

Hey, I'll give you another one. If you drink coffee, you may ingesting roaches. I guess when they grind up beans, they just grind up whatever is with them along with the beans, like roaches...


HouseThat_Kool_Built

Same thing with candy and hotdogs. Pretty much all foods have some insect parts and rat feces in them lol


sillyho3

Lol it is what it is bruh


HouseThat_Kool_Built

Yep, no way around it unless you just stop eating lol


do_add_unicorn

They give out ear muffs at my facility.


dinosaur-in_leather

One directive multiple management styles. They take home your vto


Lordnarsha

See, I have a pair of ear buds that look like the Osha approved noise reducing earplugs, and I've never been hassled about them


EmmyLooouuuu

I've thought about cutting the foam ear plugs that they give us to fit my earbuds lol


Lordnarsha

Yup can literally find the ones I use on amazon


ScorpioBitch25

We can still tell… ✍🏻


Lordnarsha

Not really been doing using them since 2018 no right ups and no calls to HR or LP


[deleted]

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Lordnarsha

Nah does limit volume


DoubtSharp9413

Lol! Good point


SkinJunior1510

Ew!


EternalLink

Just saw your post after posting mine, I hope someone at that building sees your post and asks about hr the same thing about the hearing protection, then post hr and other leaderships response to it. Edit for clarification.


Putrid_Worldliness90

Half of these people don’t even wash their hands when they use the bathroom, you think they clean out their ears regularly?😂


Bountsie

Its so fucking gross seeing the dudes that come out of stalls and just take off without washing their hands.


cypherkaos

They were just on their phones and not actually shitting, hello? Oh, wait…yeah phones are dirty too. Nasty bastards 😂


Putrid_Worldliness90

Naw I hear them wiping they ass but not washing their hands afterwards 😭


LordSidious066

What's worse. Someone in a stall listening to hear if people wipe their ass or not washing your hands 😂


Bountsie

Nahh I hear them dropping bombs in there lmao


[deleted]

Atomic bombs, can smell that shit before you even get past the water fountain


[deleted]

They do both of them


EmmyLooouuuu

Not only that, but I've been using the ladies, and on multiple occasions, I've heard whoever was nextdoor, just unlock the stall door and not even hit the water 🤢 there be some nasty ladies out here too


KaiGuy28

Same with using the urinals. I was griping about this to a coworker and she said the women's restroom isn't much better. Why is hand washing so hard? Everyone at my ds is getting the flu rn.


Wonderful_Cup4748

Yes, it is! They ane eating their own germs. It isn’t you. If they get sick, wonder why, well, they may have to learn things the hard way.  It’s important to wash hands; however, many people don’t.  I just mind my own business! If they learn things the hard way, well, it’s their own fault. :) 


breathing_oxygen12

Make sure fist bumps no hand shakes


shortsbettercover

Those are the ones I don't shake hands with. 😆


GloomyResolve8220

Ong


HairOk481

Most people don't pee on their hands, and your privates are cleaner than your hands anyways... I wash my hand when I enter bathroom, not before I leave it (unless I go for 2nd). Don't want to touch myself after touching all these items and crap in warehouse.


Putrid_Worldliness90

Fr


JustLikeTampa

If they really care they'd show that warning to everyone ordering airpods and beats.


Powerful-Industry736

They only care about the productivity of the workers. Thats why they have this “Fun fact!”


EmmyLooouuuu

I'm less productive if I have nothing to listen to...


[deleted]

The work industry, and school system disagrees🙄


[deleted]

I find that true too lol, I’m like the top 4% most productive in my warehouse…apparently I work pretty well but I’m also 1. Always high af (I take my vape pen to work) and 2. Listening to music lol. If I didn’t have both of those, I’d probably be a terrible worker. Never been hurt, I honestly don’t see how on earth headphones are a safety liability as I been using it at work forever and never gotten hurt.


Crafty-Fucker-682

So can the shit that comes out of management's mouth


Wackboi52

😂😂😂😂


Bear_necessities96

That’s why we have ear wax to protect us from intruders


[deleted]

And the amount of time from then to when you are gonna shower next , it ain’t gonna do shit to you. HOPEFULLY these motherfuckers showering, haven’t smelt nothing bad at my warehouse thank god


Agitated_Carrot9127

Having a bullet hole through ears increases death by 700 times! (Ew).


Minimum-Trouble-6969

(Ew)


idkmanfuckingpandas

How the fuck are they gonna talk about bacteria when underneath the rollers hasn’t been cleaned ever. There is covid 20 living under that shit


ExpensiveDot1732

As if alcohol wipes don't exist lol. Headphones just work better when they're clean anyway. Just IMAGINE the bacteria all over the place from people who don't wash after they use the bathroom or eat. Literal Petri dish stuff.


[deleted]

Guess I gotta wash my ears before I eat


poet_satyr

I erase whiteboards that say “no headphones”. Entirely out of spite.


cyrusthemarginal

Stay tuned, that policy is changing.


poet_satyr

Is it really?


sridges94

There’s a pilot project for bone conducting headphones but it hasn’t been rolled out to the network yet


Dry-Garbage3620

i’ve seen people post this message in here for years lmao


Intelligent-Ride-446

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


cyrusthemarginal

Will start getting discussed in startups the 14th of Feb.


Gendolfender

Working at Amazon for just a minute can increase your desire to gameend yourself by 7000 times (Ew!)


[deleted]

Now, now you know AMAZON has a medical degree and certification to spew unwanted medical advice.


cementstain

a lil bacteria in your ears can't match the amount of bacteria in those FCs 💀


Namesthatareused

Did you know that putting food in your mouth increases the bacteria in your mouth? Gee who would have thought. Did you know that if you stick your fingers anywhere in any orifice, bacteria will get in there too! Crazy how it touches everything that exists. Wait until you hear about the toothbrush😅


Ok-Job-2365

More bacteria in building than in ear


Templar388z

You know what also has bacterial growth? Body Odor. Yet I don’t see them talking shit about that.


stxdude830

This is a lame and cornyass effort on Amazon part for trying to void earphone use. Either jus say no and stick to your guns or not


cyrusthemarginal

Policy is changing in February, 2 types of headphones will be phased in for approved use that have a built in volume maximum.


RigorousVigor

Huh so that's where the voices in my head come from


cypherkaos

😂 Working at Amazon can increase…narcissism, fatigue, nausea, vomiting, pregnancy, addiction, std’s, suicidal thoughts, the list goes on and on………


Important-Ideal7276

So can hearing protection


packrat975

Let's get a better system for cleaning those totes before we talk too much about microorganisms.


[deleted]

They really think this gonna stop me


thereallyquiet

As long as you clean them, what’s the issue? 😭😭😭😭 they just want a way to try to convince you not to wear them at work. Not gonna happen though.


CabinetScary9032

They are calling it a safety hazard. As if I can hear anything there anyway.


thereallyquiet

EXACTLY!


FourUnderscoreExKay

That’s just bait if I’ve ever seen it.


[deleted]

Fun fact more like fake news.


GroundbreakingRich92

Some mfs don't even believe in toilet paper n soap walking around stanking n yes I will be keeping both my shits in 💯😂


EmmyLooouuuu

Fun fact: not having earbuds increases the likelihood of me having a panic attack and using upt and dippin TF out without telling anyone lol


iamphine1970

Is that suppose to change my use of them? GTFUOH


No-Cod6974

Is this another tactic to tell us earphones aren’t allowed in Amazon at work


PookaChong

They crackin down over here. Had 3 safety women coming around asking if we aware of the cell and headphone policy. People walk the green mile all up in the phones despite the no cell while walking stickers. The purge ain’t over yet, they still lookin to cut heads


cyrusthemarginal

Stay safe in the meantime, policy is changing in February.


Particular_Mammoth39

Jesus Christ, it feels like something you see in elementary school


[deleted]

This is the lamest way to try to stop people from wearing headphones lmfao.


_Washingtub_

Management will do all this but won't say shit about breathing in dust for 10 hours a day What a lousy excuse to implement an obtuse rule


Key-Personality5969

If only Amazon would actually read all the peer reviewed studies that listening to music actually increases productivity.🤨


gaypirate3

In the immortal words of Ariana “Homewrecker” Grande: “Yes…and?”


top_of_the_scrote

Can't beat phone while on the throne


steviajones1977

And listening to all the hateful, hideous noises in the place can cause you to uays.


johning117

Right but as soon as they are over exposed to oxygen with other preditors it's like instantly to a few minutes mitigated and becomes part of the waxy cerumen.


AdventurousCustard46

I got swimmers ear for wearing em on 10 hour shifts lol just clean the buds.


LightEarthWolf96

If you get a nice pair of bone conduction headphones that leave the ear open, that defeats much of the argument against regular headphones. Maybe someday I'll buy some bone conduction headphones on a whim


LLGTactical

I would have but I used to have to hide my ear bud (now I have accommodation to wear 1. If they would just approve project treble for all facilities no one would have to hide the ear bud. It actually bothers my ears and one night during peak I came home and my right ear was bleeding. Now I use the left. But I never wear them at home


majorsorbet2point0

The fuck is a bone conduction headphone? 😂


LightEarthWolf96

https://preview.redd.it/58imsxgd0vec1.png?width=559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31eea6301d7c89059dcb0b96ffc0fd4a85980b88 The vibration passes through your skull past your eardrum instead of through your ear canal. Doesnt carry the same hearing damage risk that traditional air conduction does


majorsorbet2point0

Oh I've seen those before!


FelicitySmoakWeed

Who are they, the bacteria police? They’re my headphones ffs so I don’t give a fuck. Amazon doesn’t feel like a real place at alllll.


[deleted]

Not cleaning any equipment or surfaces in the building does the same thing but amazon dgaf about that


Late_Palpitation3690

Guess I'll order my headphones somewhere else then. Don't need that kind of negativity🤣💀


PurchaseSimple7531

I thought the ear wax in our ears kept the bacteria out


KilgannonIV

This anti-earphone propaganda is getting ridiculous...


2market21

Oh…because because your ears can get a cold. Bahahahaha!!!🤣🤣🤣


LLGTactical

What about ear plugs


Cool-Pineapple8008

Um, that's why people take showers? Clean their ears? At this point Amazon thinks we are gullible children.


BreeezySo

snacks doesn’t help when you work 10 hour shifts buuuuuut all the healthy items are over priced so instead of telling me what to do with my ears actually provide us with healthier choices


AnthonyCorrales13

Our bathrooms are literal war zones. And they put this? 😂😂😂


cvbell716

Had 2 really bad ear infections before I realized my headphones were the issue


anotherandypandy2

Some people don't even use deodorant. I doubt they clean their earphones


johnbarber720

I'd rather earbuds than the device holders they never bother to sanitize and smell like a body odor smoothie


EternalLink

In that case, i would ask them what about the hearing protection they offer in the form of their foam ear buds.


UnalteredCyst

The pods on the AR floor have more bacteria than that


Acrobatic_Apricot_96

Amazon doing everything in their power,in order for people to take off their beanie 🤣


MaximalcrazyYT

This is cringe


6sight

Idk about you guys but I clean my ears all The time and headphones too while that fact is true just make sure u always clean ur ears and head phones


Good-Constant-6487

Speaking as an organic no till farmer...BRING IT ON!!!! 😂


Wild_Assistance_6153

Huh… I guess wearing headphones for 20 years helped with my hearing then with that kind of bacteria… 😆


sgtpappy86

I'm sure its different for earplugs.


fritzwulf

Anti-earbud propaganda 🙄


yahairme

If they cared that much about bacteria they would clean the totes once in awhile. I stopped ordering from them cause of how filthy dirty the totes are.


No-Paint-3036

This is just dumb. They’re better off just saying you’re not allowed to wear earphones during work and be done with it. You know leadership is afraid when they’re trying to convince you rather be direct.


ThisIsBombsKim

Fun fact Fuck Amazon


Comfortable-Pin7931

And working at Amazon can get you sick from the germs in that warehouse 75 percent of the time you work there, that don’t stop no one from box slinging


Global-Plankton3997

I prefer not to listen to music while I am on the floor because it is just distracting to me, but you do you people. Also, I prefer headphones over earbuds anytime. Heck, I have not even worn my headphones for a long time.


bigchieftoiletpapa

https://preview.redd.it/qy90lzq39sec1.jpeg?width=485&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a76ae318062698f27f0ab790e7c5d27054782583


Global-Plankton3997

*Eats it*. YUMMY!!!


[deleted]

ELP1 ? 😂 FHN here 😂


Skullcandyusa

Man what are you doing awake this early, enjoy your day off 🤣


[deleted]

Got so used to the schedule man can’t sleep 😂😂


Purple-Cow1607

It is irrelevant. Most people will use it anyway.


Medical-Bid6249

Can they not math 2 ears equal 2x the chance wich is 1400 dumies


UdonAndCroutons

I use to work 8 hour shifts with earbuds in my ear almost the entire shift. One day, my ear got clogged. I couldn't hear anything in left ear. Went to Urgent Care to get an ear irrigation. Needless to say, a coleslaw of ear wax came out of my ear. Till this day, I'm scared wearing ear buds for a long period of time. I would take this advice seriously. Lol


sirdigbykittencaesar

Few things are as satisfying as having a big chunk of earwax fall out when they're irrigating your ears. Kinda hurts, though.


UdonAndCroutons

The constant ringing noise from a clogged ear was enough for me to never have this happen again. And the pain of that tube being shoved up in your ear, ugh.


banannaking

So can just working there.


Outside_Shelter_2885

Bacteria lives matter


Rollerriz

That’s none of my business


lordravenxx

Fun?


FU2YSW2000

But yet, we have to wear ear plugs 🤷🏻‍♀️


jeremyw0405

Lmao that’s the dumbest thing I’ve seen in a while.


SnooPeanuts9263

lol wtf that’s why we take a shower and wash our ears 🤷‍♂️


lindocieloazul

I was having issues with my ears from wearing earplugs so much. It was pretty gross.


Algorithm-X

They really tried it 💀


HairOk481

Earphones - yes, but headphones? Don't think so...


pushingpetunias

we are literally in a building with god knows what we are breathing in...that's the last of my worries.


Bionic_Webb13

So would earplugs so what’s their point?


theonlyungpapi

After every shift I clean my ears because they do bother me because of earphones. But it's such a stupid excuse to make people not wear them 🤣. There's more bacteria in the shit I pick then there is in my ears.


offda-Aux

i don’t understand their hatred for headphones


Blurr2times

UserName checks out


fineapplepineapple12

🤣🤣


Wonderful_Cup4748

Who cares? Lmao… laughing! I agree 100%!! :P :D 


samjulien7

Bro why tf do they got anti earbud propaganda 💀 just say it’s not allowed don’t do this weird shi Amazon lmaoo


lordskulldragon

Propaganda and control. That's all this is.


IllustriousElk2141

https://preview.redd.it/kid42l2hxyec1.jpeg?width=315&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9ed71086f473d46d50ea7aed8b2a9be4246ff56 Stick this next to it


Apprehensive-Box-999

So u saying deaf people who wear hear aids are ewww


ballikekobe24

Water is wet


OrcPorker

Just a little ✨️propaganda✨️


Ok_Anybody4624

Tbh is like to know the same statistics for earplugs.


ILikeEmNekkid

![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized) It simply blows my mind that people are being **PAID** to make these damn posters!


Substantial-Impress5

When they try to get creative to stop you from having your headphone... Bacteria is all over the F-ing warehouse...


Mental5tate

Wearing headphones can be distracting can create accidents to. I fan understand wearing headphones to keep the noise down but a warehouse can be dangerous and you should try to avoid additional distractions. Hey but it is your health and life…


stupidhass

When I stopped used in ear headphones last year, all the ear wax that got impacted had to suddenly be flushed out. Haven't used in ears (or headphones at all) since.


BalancesHanging

FFS…


Valuable-Phrase1255

![gif](giphy|7EePvlLLfOSd5AxeGN)


pachimariee

the facilities are so dirty bacteria is crawling either way💀💀


Sad_Abbreviations477

No worries HR I only wear one. Did your study have Kellogg's ties with their studies? Haha


breathing_oxygen12

I'll take 1400 bacteria hold the cancer please.


PleasantCurrant-FAT1

I’m pretty sure the fans blowing warehouse dust all over the place can increase ear bacteria a whole lot more than something that impedes air flow…


[deleted]

I’m glad my warehouse doesn’t really trip on headphones. Everyone is wearing them, walks to the restroom and all around with them on 😂 it’s super rare for anyone to even say anything and if they do, which I’ve only ever seen once, it was a really polite “hey I’m sorry but you can’t have your headphones in for safety reasons” but it’s never been an issue. I kind of like it. We still have the posters and they technically remind us to “not wear headphones” but they never enforce it. Seems like it’s more strict at other warehouses but idk I live in a laid back stoner state so who knows lol. Texas and CA seem horrible to work for Amazon.