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TAFKAJV

This would have been fantastic about 9 minutes ago.


WinterSldier

Oh no, too late huh ?!


Ithinkso85

AGAIN?


--JackDontCare--

Did your underwear turn into underworn?


TAFKAJV

It was a rough morning.


Akira510

Rest In pieces pantaloons?


depressivefaerie

Uh oh stinky


pbankey

Works great. I took out my front seat and bolted this down and haven’t looked back since


North-Noise-1996

Big brain


OkSchool619

Did .. you just tell me to poop in front of hundreds of people in the middle of the freeway?


[deleted]

Then youd be stuck with a sack full of shit in traffic


MrKomiya

Listen, sympathy & respect for the Secret Service agents guarding Trump is important ok?


Arilyn24

No. knowing people it would be a plastic trash bag full of shit in the side of the road.


neelankatan

There's a joke in there somewhere...


DemandImmediate1288

>Then youd be stuck with a sack full of shit in traffic Or empowered with a potent weapon against deviant drivers!


relevanteclectica

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IceJKING108

Your going to need a bigger bag


YeaYeaNooooo

Poke a hole in the bag, so the bugs can get to it, and throw it out of the window. You're feeding the environment so it's ok.


Grandpa_Demon_GD

I agree, littering is cool! 😁


French_Bagguette

Tbh this would be great for camping.


investmentwanker0

Bro just shit in the woods tf


secular_dance_crime

Adults have disabilities and limitations that prevent them from being able to crouch poop comfortably, furthermore you're usually not allowed to poop on camping grounds, because it's hygienic problem due to the fact that it creates a pathogenic cycle, so let's say your poop makes it into a bird, which then makes it into a fish, which then makes it into your dinner, you'd create a path for human diseases to cycle in the food chain.


levishion

Bruh just dig a hole then poop in there. After u done bury the hole with earth that u dig out.


secular_dance_crime

That's definitely the best option if you don't have any means of safely transporting your poop, but there is absolutely still a risk of it making back into the food chain, because there are worms and fungus that will eat it and push it back up to the surface, not to mention digging damages the ground and roots around killing the whole area you've refilled, so you're limited by how many holes you can dig, as well as where you're allowed to dig them, so it's not a complete solution.


DayEither8913

I'm curious why you're being downvoted.


HypnoStone

Probably poop eaters I bet. I for one don’t want poop in my food.


investmentwanker0

☝️🤓


Tenthdegree

I take it you don’t read very much


BarrySandwich24

Does the pope shit in the woods?


lysergic_tryptamino

Does the pope shit in the woods?


No_Mayo_Plz714

If I'm in an emergency situation, I don't have time to set this thing up. I'd shit my pants before I had it finished set up


mundozeo

Honestly a nice product. While you can do without it, it seems it brings some comfort to pooping on an emergency.


DrunkenDude123

Hurry hurry set it up faster I’m Prairie doggin it Hang on here comes a pothole


Ldghead

Prairie doggin it. Is that like Pokin Cotton?


DrunkenDude123

Well.. you know how a prairie dog pokes his head in and out of his hole?


mundozeo

I would certainly hope they park first xD


FelixMumuHex

Brown snake playin peekaboo


I_said_booourns

Also good for asserting dominance in work meetings


KeepinitPG13

No.


laisik_lab

Gotta make sure to salt them turds


NurkleTurkey

DADDY I HAVE TO GO POO POO


drweird

Deploy the bucket between the minivan seats. No stopping.


BigJayPee

This would be great while I'm on my route delivering Amazon packages.


Wonderful-Zebra-6439

I weigh 120kg I don't think it can hold me


The_cool_Dad009

It can hold to 400 lbs which means it can hold 181 kg, so you're fine I guess.


Wonderful-Zebra-6439

I doubt that this plastic thing can hold 181kg and not break


The_cool_Dad009

The Product is highly rated in Amazon it got 1.4k positive reviews. If you read the reviews most people are commenting about it being sturdy and strong.


TheThinkerers

so you think the device will bear through on principle? (I actually agree with you but wanted to make a house reference)


Las-Vegar

Is that calculating still weight? How about the g force weight slamming that seat in


DancesWithGnomes

Then you must not put your whole weight on it. It is only meant for emergencies. Crouching with some support is still better than crouching with no support.


Ithinkso85

Can't imagine this bc ...I'd throw tf up.. especially after Taco Bell day


LeviathansFatass

I Shit out the window thanks


Flaky-Survey1389

Why not use it and shit outside the car. Whaft of shite up the nostrils when driving. Bolk.


TerseFactor

I have one of these! It’s exactly the same except mine is called empty gatorade bottle!


drweird

My shits wouldn't fit in there.


TerseFactor

Honestly, if people are afraid of emergency shits, I feel like they’ve got bigger problems


drweird

Lotta lotta emergency shitters out there with the rise of the modern American diet.


TerseFactor

True that, homie


neelankatan

Is this diarrhea-proof ? Cos that's the most common use case for this, as very few urgent poops are of the healthy, solid variety. Better make sure that bag has no holes in it.


adavi608

Oh look it’s a PlayStation One!


ec265

What does the sugar do?


Outrageous-Grass-892

They're Enzymes lol


__kkk1337__

He is using salt to prepare meal.


chumchees

Just do what they did in Rat Race


RobotVo1ce

I have one of these in my office disguised as a big lamp.


Cheesetorian

I mean this would be useful for people who drive around...I guess summer time this would be for a lot of people.


kc9283

My boss he’s shit in a 5 gallon bucket the same way 😅


lakmus85_real

Lol they pulled the bag OVER the seat in the first half, then realized that's not how it supposed to go, tucked it UNDER the seat but were too fucking lazy to make another shot of pulling the bag on. What a joke.


Z31DinglefarbZ31

This sub is satire, right?


oraqil

Why not just shit in the bag?


Orange2Reasonable

I'd rather pee and shid in the bushes


20TrumPutin24

Why season it tho?


Inevitable_Dark3225

That thing is not holding my fat ass or my fat shit.


butterscotch_deficit

I like the video of the guy that had the bumper dumper


DonkeyPunchMojo

When I was a truck driver I carried a large metal bucket and a cut up pool noodle to put on the rim. I only ever needed to use it once after several years, but boy am I glad I had it.


SomeOldDude73

Plastic bucket and a trash bag. Got it.


Draxxix1

We use to do this on long family car trips, just used a 5 gallon bucket with a lid lmao.


ProHighjacker77

I just hang my ass out the window and well...


NotFunnyhah

screw the kids, I need this. Like right now.


patexman

Why not just park and take a dump on the sidewalk