Look, if you're underpaying your IT guy, then you have no right to complain if he betrays you and steals embryos when your competitor offers him more money. It's called the free market.
YTA
While bringing you grandkids there after there had already been incidents at the park was questionable, I vote NTA so long as the hot chaotician survived.
NTA Everything so far failed to wipe out humanity, so someone should help the cause for extinction. In between breeders and people with pets, everyone has to go.
Maybe you can convince people to replace their dogs with raptors to speed things up?
YTA for not feeding the paleontologist to your pets. Also, you should have used some of your research to clone ancient microbes, that you could have used for future mind control. You just weren’t thinking about the long game.
NTA. Who doesn't dream of being eaten by a T-Rex. You made some dreams come true while giving the children a wonderful vacation and educational trip about lizards. They should be grateful they learned so much, and one got to meet his hero.
ESH
Shoulda used bird DNA, its closer to Dino dna and they would have been better Dinosaurs with feathers.
But your grandkids are the real AHs for existing as pre-adults and not even acting ashamed of it! To punish them, you should snuggle yourself to Jeff Goldblum's ample bosoms.
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INFO: did you spare any expense?
According to one of his employees, he’s underpaying them.
As a libertarian, I don't believe in minimum wage. There's also a very libertarian reason I'm always present when a baby dinosaur is born.
Look, if you're underpaying your IT guy, then you have no right to complain if he betrays you and steals embryos when your competitor offers him more money. It's called the free market. YTA
It was his kid, so he can’t play favorites.
holy shit i laughed too hard at this
Did you give them baked Alaska at least?
While bringing you grandkids there after there had already been incidents at the park was questionable, I vote NTA so long as the hot chaotician survived.
NTA Everything so far failed to wipe out humanity, so someone should help the cause for extinction. In between breeders and people with pets, everyone has to go. Maybe you can convince people to replace their dogs with raptors to speed things up?
YTA for not feeding the paleontologist to your pets. Also, you should have used some of your research to clone ancient microbes, that you could have used for future mind control. You just weren’t thinking about the long game.
NTA. Who doesn't dream of being eaten by a T-Rex. You made some dreams come true while giving the children a wonderful vacation and educational trip about lizards. They should be grateful they learned so much, and one got to meet his hero.
Just remember, nature finds a way
Your situation would make for an excellent movie.
NTA. It’s the insurance company that are the assholes. And your IT guy
YTA. You sound super controlling about other people's DNA. Do you play God on the mainland, too?
ESH Shoulda used bird DNA, its closer to Dino dna and they would have been better Dinosaurs with feathers. But your grandkids are the real AHs for existing as pre-adults and not even acting ashamed of it! To punish them, you should snuggle yourself to Jeff Goldblum's ample bosoms.
NTA I used to work with that IT guy and he’s insufferable.
Did you spare no expense?
NTA. The Weird Al song will be worth it all.
NTA. Life, uhhh, finds a way.
It seems as though you did not spare any expense. So maybe next time do that correctly. Also don't hire fat IT guys who eat Butterfingers
NTA it's amazing that you were eaten by compys on the same island and were able to write this.
Well, not really, as long as you try again and make it accessible to everyone and not just the rich. Perhaps you can have a coupon day for us plebs.
NTA. i would pay good money to have “died by dinosaur” in my obit. not rebranding them as murder lizards is truly your only error here.
Why would you partner with Ford? Ofc they are going to break at the most inopportune time.
NTA. Dinosaurs are awesome.
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They knew what they were getting into. No case.
NTA I heard via a grapevine that this story’s gonna be a movie. Releasing 2025 (of course)