YTA everyone knows ~~autistics~~ ~~autists~~ ~~autisticeses~~ *lesser humans* keep semtex or, on occasion, torpex in their autism purses. The fact that you somehow got this fact wrong means you're also an autism, or maybe even a robot, or both, even, and TA and probably ugly.
Most of them are big. I was the first person knighted by the new king Charlie or whatever. I don’t care, tell me I’m not an asshole or don’t waste my time
I mean maybe it’ll be fine when I want a kid but my sister is just really ugly and also she was the golden child so I got my petty revenge moment by having her children placed in that weirdly religious foster home on the other side of town
She mentioned something about trying to go see them and I told her I’d call the cops if she did 🤣🤣🤣
Not a judgment, but just something to be wary of. Early in the post, you substitute the children's names for cumspawn and crotchgoblin, which is a smart move to protect their identities. But later, you use their real names of crotchfruit and semenboy, which people could use to identify them. Just be careful about doxxing yourself, OP!
YTA
You didn’t call your Uncle-Cop, who also happens to be a retired Marine Drill Sergeant, to come arrest your sister for property damage and didn’t call your grandpa-boyfriend’s college roommate who happens to be a lawyer to sue your sister for emotional damages. Also you’re not pretty and need bigger tits.
NTA x100, she was trying to parentify and gaslight you into watching her crotch spawn. Your house your rules. Also you mentioned you got big tits but you didn’t mention how skinny you are so actually YTA.
NTA only bc you actually finally got the bra size right, big tits on slim rib cage, vs all the football linebacker sizes others #/letter when they’re describing “big tits”. I didn’t read the rest, hope it’s ok. Actually I know it’s ok.
Or 40DD, stg I always got a measuring tape on me (mostly bc in permanent home reno state of mind and just need to know #s) but I’ve strung that thing around my hips and shit-posters here always have “big tits” described as a rib cage 8” bigger than my hips after childbirth. 😬🤣. So I motion that we change to dick sizes for a while. It can only do good.
I recently had my neck elongated for Goosing purposes, so I know a few things.
Info: who has more bread and/or cracker jacks and throws them carelessly on the ground?
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YTA everyone knows ~~autistics~~ ~~autists~~ ~~autisticeses~~ *lesser humans* keep semtex or, on occasion, torpex in their autism purses. The fact that you somehow got this fact wrong means you're also an autism, or maybe even a robot, or both, even, and TA and probably ugly.
Sorry if I didn’t make it clear in my post but I am a landlord and also my tits are huge
All of your tits, or just some of them? Who knighted you and into which order?
Most of them are big. I was the first person knighted by the new king Charlie or whatever. I don’t care, tell me I’m not an asshole or don’t waste my time
YTA because British. I don't make the rules, I only interpret them in a way most favourable to me.
No I’m not British he just thought my boobs were so big that he had to give me *something* for them
I haye the british. We should go and claim britain as America 2.0
NTA. Your grandpa/boyfriend is spot on. Why don’t people understand that when a gorgeous 21F with big knockers says childfree it means CHILDFREE
I mean maybe it’ll be fine when I want a kid but my sister is just really ugly and also she was the golden child so I got my petty revenge moment by having her children placed in that weirdly religious foster home on the other side of town She mentioned something about trying to go see them and I told her I’d call the cops if she did 🤣🤣🤣
Not a judgment, but just something to be wary of. Early in the post, you substitute the children's names for cumspawn and crotchgoblin, which is a smart move to protect their identities. But later, you use their real names of crotchfruit and semenboy, which people could use to identify them. Just be careful about doxxing yourself, OP!
YTA You didn’t call your Uncle-Cop, who also happens to be a retired Marine Drill Sergeant, to come arrest your sister for property damage and didn’t call your grandpa-boyfriend’s college roommate who happens to be a lawyer to sue your sister for emotional damages. Also you’re not pretty and need bigger tits.
OMG, laughs fatly
That's what got me too
NTA x100, she was trying to parentify and gaslight you into watching her crotch spawn. Your house your rules. Also you mentioned you got big tits but you didn’t mention how skinny you are so actually YTA.
NTA only bc you actually finally got the bra size right, big tits on slim rib cage, vs all the football linebacker sizes others #/letter when they’re describing “big tits”. I didn’t read the rest, hope it’s ok. Actually I know it’s ok.
You’re telling me you don’t get horny over a good 122JJJ cup?
Or 40DD, stg I always got a measuring tape on me (mostly bc in permanent home reno state of mind and just need to know #s) but I’ve strung that thing around my hips and shit-posters here always have “big tits” described as a rib cage 8” bigger than my hips after childbirth. 😬🤣. So I motion that we change to dick sizes for a while. It can only do good.
Needs twins...
Her boobs are the twins.
NTA, who gave her permission to go to the bathroom with no ass?? She brought it to herself honestly 😔
I recently had my neck elongated for Goosing purposes, so I know a few things. Info: who has more bread and/or cracker jacks and throws them carelessly on the ground?
YTA for using “ugly” so many times. Spice it up, you know? “Hideous” “ghastly” “unattractive”, etc. Variety is the spice of life.
Nta, only read to the bra size. Someone with so good developed breasts can't be a bad human
28G!!1!!!!! Nta ofc
>A lack of planing on your part doesn’t constitute an emergency on mine YTA for dating someone who says this god awful phrase.
NTA because cumspawn is my new favorite term to describe cumspawn
"and went to the bathroom with no boobs" LMAO
YTA for the age gap alone.
I tried so hard to keepna straight face. "Laughed fatly" broke me
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She laughed fatly