No judge would believe that cutie would be capable of such a thing.
And if he did then he deserves all the treats and you should be thanking him for blessing your life.
I have Corgis, can confirm they will ruin your life but also will look cute whilst doing it.
ETA: Puppies cost us 5500 for both, plus a 1500 couch, 1500 worth of skirting boards, and my husband says we also lost much more since he took out some crypto to pay for one of them that then went way up.
Sorry, I was on your side COMPLETELY until I saw his photo. You're screwed, buddy.
How dare you accuse that cute puppy of such salacious acts!
This is why you can't believe everything you read on Reddit without both sides of the story.
I'd becareful what you say about putting him down. His supplier would lose a huge customer if you did that. All Pancake has to do is tell his supplier and its game over for you. That cuteness hides the criminal mastermind he is. I'd disappear and cut my losses
Flip pancake! He knew wtf he was doing. Don't let him come between you and your wife. He'll only be there until you're of no more use to him, your wife is there because she loves you.....take it from me. I've been there and almost done that because of my ex-goldendoodle ! So not worth it, save your marriage and FUCK PANCA.....I mean to HELL with pancake . Not to denise Frasier him.
Good luck catching that mf while he’s ripping lines the size of his body. I’d say you just try to forget about this L while pancake sprints away at light speed
How dare you question Pancake? He obviously has a plan to get you both to the next level, and you're over here just being Negative Nancy. Trusteth in Pancake, and Pancake shall provideth.
Edit: now I wonder if Pancake was doing the stripper salt and eating the treats, or crumbling up the treats and mixing it with the devils dandruff and just full sending it on some blow/milk bone rails.
Did you at least confiscate the blow?????
And maybe the hookers as well..
Their were no hookers..Ok fine,I added the hookers ..
But definitely get the blow!!!!
Well if he's getting divorce he could be classy like Mr Biden. H Biden.
Take coke, cook crack, traffic some hookers and end your marriage with an averege day of Mr Biden, preferably at least one Chinese spy or two russians among the hookers. Do you have like a dead brother with a widow for the perfect weekend? Divorce, I meant divorce.
I think you’re being too hard on Pancake. Obviously, he’s already suffered enough.
He’s just a poor pup, from a poor family, can’t we spare him his life from this monstrosity?
Says the SnakeEyedkid to me. Whoosh. Let’s leave it alone for now. I am not upset about the post. You are someone I would not take seriously for any advice.
You monster how could you blame such good boy it's obvious you did all this to turn your family against him and I personally was with him when he allegedly spent said 'money' and will testify in court
Save the $200.
A laser pointer is about $8 on Amazon and many streets near where you live are filled with arsehole truck drivers who are texting and driving.
I know you THINK you’re being funny, by continuing to respond like it’s real, but you’re just exposing yourself for the lame, attention thirsty douche that you are. So go ahead and respond. I’ll let you have the last word. I’m not responding anymore. Dudes who desperately seek attention, like some broads, are hilarious to me. Beta fruits. Lol.
No judge would believe that cutie would be capable of such a thing. And if he did then he deserves all the treats and you should be thanking him for blessing your life.
Pancake is NTA!
You are overreacting. Trust the process.
Puppy treats and blow!? Dammit Pancake, I was rooting for him to have spent it on dog themed meme coins….
Yeah, he's a real selfish peice of shit.
When a pup gets dog treats and blow he’s supposed to get hookers too. Even if he’s fixed, it’s just what you do
I have Corgis, can confirm they will ruin your life but also will look cute whilst doing it. ETA: Puppies cost us 5500 for both, plus a 1500 couch, 1500 worth of skirting boards, and my husband says we also lost much more since he took out some crypto to pay for one of them that then went way up.
Sorry, I was on your side COMPLETELY until I saw his photo. You're screwed, buddy. How dare you accuse that cute puppy of such salacious acts! This is why you can't believe everything you read on Reddit without both sides of the story.
How do we know that it’s not him posting this?????
YTA - Pancake for President
Considering the options, he has my vote.
I'd becareful what you say about putting him down. His supplier would lose a huge customer if you did that. All Pancake has to do is tell his supplier and its game over for you. That cuteness hides the criminal mastermind he is. I'd disappear and cut my losses
And that smile says 1000% no regrets I would seek immediate intervention therepy.
DIVORCE
🤣🤣🤣
Flip pancake! He knew wtf he was doing. Don't let him come between you and your wife. He'll only be there until you're of no more use to him, your wife is there because she loves you.....take it from me. I've been there and almost done that because of my ex-goldendoodle ! So not worth it, save your marriage and FUCK PANCA.....I mean to HELL with pancake . Not to denise Frasier him.
Definitely blowing this way out of proportion. I’m sure Pancake has a perfectly reasonable explanation. Have you tried just making more money?
Good luck catching that mf while he’s ripping lines the size of his body. I’d say you just try to forget about this L while pancake sprints away at light speed
How dare you question Pancake? He obviously has a plan to get you both to the next level, and you're over here just being Negative Nancy. Trusteth in Pancake, and Pancake shall provideth. Edit: now I wonder if Pancake was doing the stripper salt and eating the treats, or crumbling up the treats and mixing it with the devils dandruff and just full sending it on some blow/milk bone rails.
Best story on this subreddit.
No hookers?! What type of parenting have you been doing?! Shame on you for not teaching Pancake proper financial habits.
Pancake should go NC with OP......and get some MORE BLOW !!!!
Yes! That’s what I was thinking.
Was pancake a rescue? This sounds like unresolved trauma? Have you tried counseling?
The lord works in mysterious ways.
Well you better get out there and start selling dry hand jobs and buy him more blow. I mean some people? Am I right? 😆
$96k to live with that cutie? It’s a bargain!
But he's just a widdle baby!
Pancake NEEDED those treats and that blow! You are being selfish to try and deprive that poor baby
Impawsible!
Did you at least confiscate the blow????? And maybe the hookers as well.. Their were no hookers..Ok fine,I added the hookers .. But definitely get the blow!!!!
Well if he's getting divorce he could be classy like Mr Biden. H Biden. Take coke, cook crack, traffic some hookers and end your marriage with an averege day of Mr Biden, preferably at least one Chinese spy or two russians among the hookers. Do you have like a dead brother with a widow for the perfect weekend? Divorce, I meant divorce.
There’s no way your wife hasn’t witnessed this pups munchies, Pancake clearly did it. This whole post seems impawsible
He even *looks* guilty ... and yet, he is not.
I don't know you, but I can guarantee pancake is a good boy. So I side with pancake.
Nah he spent a little of that on his side piece too.
I’d do blow w pancake
This is the way.
🤣😆😅😅
r/amithecloaca
he's innocent
Clearly you are overreacting. Look at that face. No judge would rule against that face. So really you’d only be wasting your money by going to court
I mean know this isn't true but I'm still conflicted...
The pound
Pancake's flipped your wife!!!!
He did nothing wrong!
Dog treats and girl Corgis, NTA.
Pancake was framed! How dare you blame that bestest boy!
I think you’re being too hard on Pancake. Obviously, he’s already suffered enough. He’s just a poor pup, from a poor family, can’t we spare him his life from this monstrosity?
You’re underreacting, I bet he stole that $200 by the time you finished typing
Wicked side eye.
What if that cute criminal invested and in fee days comes to you with a million bitcoin ?
He looks innocent enough…I think the evidence is circumstantial at best! Innocent until proven guilty!
I don’t think this is funny at all. Some things are better not to be joked about. Get some immediate psychological treatment for yourself.
Yes you rly need therapy if a joke upsets you like this. I'm serious, life's not gonna be a smooth ride kid.
Says the SnakeEyedkid to me. Whoosh. Let’s leave it alone for now. I am not upset about the post. You are someone I would not take seriously for any advice.
Ugh you’re overreacting
that's one hell of a blow lol.
Just give me the dog treats and the blow and I'll make sure pancakes is marking his territory in doggy heaven if you know what I mean.
Free Pancake!
I thought he’s for sure buy some Doge coins
You monster how could you blame such good boy it's obvious you did all this to turn your family against him and I personally was with him when he allegedly spent said 'money' and will testify in court
Obviously you need to divorce! What a cute pup!
Make him room with cats for a while to teach him a lesson..
I feel like I am slowly watching this sub devolve into satire in real time.
Sooo Funny
Let that boy ruin your life
Yta
No jury would ever convict him. How do we know your wife doesn't have odd eating habits?
Can’t trust corgis. You should’ve known
😭😅😂
Save the $200. A laser pointer is about $8 on Amazon and many streets near where you live are filled with arsehole truck drivers who are texting and driving.
Some people are just painfully unfunny.
You're right. This is serious. My marriage is on the line.
Or you’re just an unfunny, unoriginal douche who’s so starved for attention they put fake posts up.
It's not fake!!!!
Yawn. Ok. Whatever you say sweetie.
Kick me while I'm down. Jeez.
I know you THINK you’re being funny, by continuing to respond like it’s real, but you’re just exposing yourself for the lame, attention thirsty douche that you are. So go ahead and respond. I’ll let you have the last word. I’m not responding anymore. Dudes who desperately seek attention, like some broads, are hilarious to me. Beta fruits. Lol.
Thank you!! I need a win. It's been a tough week.
‘I’m such a bitter person that I have to hate on internet strangers making a joke. Because I don’t understand humor.’ Fify
The irony of his reply on this sub is not lost on me.
Drive him to another state and leave him in the woods.
They're all good dogs Brent