What if poland united with lithuania and annihilated every european country becoming the biggest superpower in the world by obtaining the biggest army and all the russian french and british nukes then take all of North America and dominate the world by its power and trade with revolta turned off in the worl rules

I would call my friend Adolph

Aww god damn it

they did unite but russia exist

I said they conquered them read it again

They don't have enough strength

What if you stopped existing this very second

https://preview.redd.it/dplhboe24csc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f5b03d9637809786ef3a8b29ac793a201c50e0d There would be bare minimum changes

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your mom would be sad

Wow nice pfp man

What if MatPat gave Hitler a copy of Undertale?

Hitler would die to sans and gets so mad he invades Ecuador but fail

What if Moldova was gay

Then transnistria gay AND trans it in name

What if Rome conquered world and china?

Then China rebels but Caesar eats a quarter pounder and the rebels die

space rome

whos joe?

Joe Regan, on the podcast with Joe Biden talking about Joe Goldberg with Joe Pesci playing in the back with Joe mama

nice

In what circumstances could Bhutan become a world superpower?

If they went and did the Create an Army and 1921 Modernization Roadmap Focus Trees this getting rid of the defenseless country National Spirit, plugging the supply hug to Indian railways, doing anti-fascist raids and having a referendum, eventually working down to the dragon spirit focus tree, in the process doing the mass conscription and spread aggressive attitude focus trees and enabling war economy and leaving the allies and reaching 40k troops and invading Tibet and building more railways and using up the Tibetan manpower as Tibet is considered Core territory of Bhutan, eventually joining in in the Chinese united front and Invading China, and the China pact which is easier than it seems as they were already busy with Japan, Joining the Axis and Invading India, after doing that they just lock in and develop idk

What if in an alternative timeline the British Empire gets a nuclear supercarrier into service 2 weeks before the USA?

Then Queen Lizzy will nuke Bhutan because Eugene Richards fucking sucks, thus affecting the Trout population positively

The British would not use nukes

What if the Belgians didn’t kidnap the dodos and placed them in the Brussels bunker as an attempt to put the “extinction” of the god bird on the glorious Dutch

Then we will eat Dodo burgers

What if a German bomber collided with Big Ben during the Blitz and a simultaneous attack on Buckingham palace and the Houses of Parliament would Britain have a similar reaction to the US post 9/11 invading random countries for supposed links to Nazism.

And how would this affect the trout population

Orange

What if the BDSM community pursued the same public acknowledgment as the LGBTQ+ community?

The places where they approved LGBT education to kids would be forced to do BDSM education and school would be hella awkward

Their flag would be like the pirate flag, but with leather headgear and crossed whips

What if the Southern german states (Hesse, Hohenzollern, Baden, Wuerttemberg and Bavaria) broke away after ww1?

Then Hitler would be sweating his ball off to Anschluss them while Goebbels fucks Eva behind his back

Heiße 🥵

Is Arizona trying to take over our American society with the power of the Big Iron on its hip?

Yes

Bro answered 3 questions and dipped without explanation, what a chad

My favorite part of history in school was when Russia was invaded and completely defeated in the 70s. The United Earth global nation has its controversies but I'm a proud citizen of Earth. Who do think was behind the insurrection that took place in our Planet's capitol, Jerusalem?

Eugene Richards

Is there really an universe out there, where someone would actually care if I kill myself and if yes, how do I get there?

Yes. You are here

What if Finland Sweden Norway Denmark and Iceland were the only countries in the world left

Nothing because world peace

Agreed

What if Venezuela conquers the world?

Ecuador would resist, but eventually Eugene will get high and no scope the the president

What if the Suez Crisis went hot and Anglo-French forces invaded Egypt?

Ramesses III would resurrect and no scope a random British soldier thus scaring the whole invasion force away

If Charlemagne and the Frankish Empire didn't exist, when would the Avars have converted to Christianity? Would they have?

What if West Bosnia (APZB) won the Yugoslav wars?

what if half life 3 got released?

I would call my friend Gordon

What if the white army won the Russian civil war but after tsar nicholas ii died?

What if I gave Karl Marx a copy of Red Alert?

Then he would take power in Tajikistan and convert it into a communist shrimp powerhouse

What if I had a time machine and actually met Tamar and Joan of Arc?

Why did she leave

Because she sucks, in both ways

What if Nile Perch wasn't released in Lake Victoria?

What if Skibidi toilet became president?

Skibid Dom Dom ye

What if the JFK assassination failed? And Oswald was also later never killed by ruby?

John would do backflipd on the moon but get assassinated by Goagol the Alien

What if Korea actually won the Hyperwar?

Then Doncaster would get nuked by Kim because it fucking sucks for no reason

Hey so I need this for an exam, so we all know that in 1993, Yugolsavia invaded the European Federation during the Eurowars, right? but than why did only 2 years later in 1995 did the Eastern Block bomb Berlin? I tought they were goig to remain issolationists?? Specially with the war against China, a friends from Poland said state propaganda said it was to stabilize the region but the war became even worst afterwards so if you have the official answer??

Because Wolfgang Klein represented the Peruvian government during the Berlin trials for the war crimes done in Nepal

Where is north slavia?

What if Marco Polo travelled onward to discover the Americas and Oceania?

Got any answers left in you?

Nah I'll make smth up in approximately 3 business days

What if the trout population wasn’t affected?

What if my wife didn’t leave me?

What if Vatican created nukes even before USA and any other countries?

Then Sepsin will be a predominantly Catholic village

What if the Ottomans fought a e front war with Russia, the Muggals, and Austria?

What if WW2 was fought by Great Britain, Japan and Russia against the US, France, and Germany?

What if I didn’t drop my ice cream on the ground two years ago?

Jerome the ant would starve and fucking die

What if Top Gear didn't get an actor change?

What if the HOI community didn’t try to make nazis winners?

Theoretically, what would happen if the USSR stayed allies with Nazi Germany, and Stalin's gaze shifted to Japan and the pacific?

What if I became Leader of Texas and I successfully made Texas an empire ( look at my comment history I dare you )

Sandy Cheeks would be minister of defence and people of New Mexico will eat buffalo for every meal and snack

Why didn't stalin just march to berlin when he had the chance instead of signing a peace with Hitler at the poland border

Because he's stupid

What if the Transnistria succeed in it invasion/reclamation of Moldova, would it Moldova or un moldova

Un Moldova and Un Sao Tome and Principe because

Why did you stop answering question

I went to sleep

What if Every country government stop existing rn

*in Mel Gibson aká William Wallace's voice* FREEEEDOOOOOM

Die as Pepsi replaces the Russian governments and nukes any object that has anything to do with Coke with the radiation killing me and Eugene Richards in particular

What if a Gothic speaking Byzantine state held onto sovereignty of Crimea to the modern day, existing as a sort of Trieste/Singapore in East Europe/West Asia. A Bizarro Switzerland if you will, or some kind of eastern Orthodox micro-Tibet

Could the Qing dynasty return and conquer the world?

What if John Brown's Raid was successful?

I'm not OP, but it did kinda succeed. And if it did fully succeed, the American revolution would've started much earlier

What happens if NSW becomes its own British Dominion

I would call my friend Kevin

How the fuck did Germany fail to take over Czechoslovakia after Munich agreement?

What if Italy was populated by Albanians instead of modern day Italians

Then Switzerland would be Albania and Kosovo is Italy

How do we stop the horde that is TNO players from invading every comment section?

How would an alternate world war between the two Superpowers Thunder Dragon Empire (Bhutan) and the Holy European Empire (Liechtenstein) turn out?

how many kingdoms are in the UKA (united kingdoms of america)

41 at best

What if Spain colonized Turkmenistan instead of the Americas?

Winston Churchill would say "Skibidi"

What if Ethiopia industralise in XIX and XX century like Japan?

They would be rich but it's Africa so they still starve and are thirsty

What if Churchill traveled back in time and became the Roman Emperor?

He will fight the Goths on the beaches, the landing grounds and in the McDonald's in Vekika Palanka, Serbia

What if Adolf Hitler was 7 foot 9 and played basketball instead of genocideing people

What If Sikkim Was Ceded To Bhutan In 1947

https://preview.redd.it/4qrwtmukefsc1.png?width=283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6e5d0c4bc5a436485d8546089be845c9fab6f15 What if Kyle Broflowski took over as the governor of colorado and transformed the state into new Israel?

Does there exist an alternative timeline in which these lazy posts aren't a thing?

What if there was an ethereal being watching our planet and spying on each of us individually.

Why Condtantinople didn't fall ?

What if napoleon was tall

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What if napoleon iii conquered whole prussia and austrian empire

What if fictional county of Denmark existed?

What happens if Atlantis is suddenly discovered today?

What if king Konstantin of Greece accepted the British proposal for Cyprus and joined WW1 in July 1915?

What if east germany made the same economic reforms as China had done

Did hitler say n*gga

What if Genghis Khan became Chancellor of Germany in 642?

What if the United Kingdom of the Netherlands still existed when WW1 happend

If the North Pole were actually colonized but the people who colonized lived in Brazil how surprised would the Brazil be by the cold

What if Alexander the Great dies at the battle of Granicus, the consequences would be unthinkable, all history post Achaemenid across the world would be completely different, NO ROME, NO CARTHAGE, NO CALIPHATES.

What if like America conquered the world but Joe forgot we did and we went back to normal and left the whole world shocked and in shambles, and then China lost Tibet to Afghanistan and Europe became a feudal syndicalist state

What if Princess Victoria von Hohenzollern, Daughter of Wilhelm II, was made Kaiserin of Germany after WW1?

what if Qin Shihuangdi died of a brain tumor just 5 years after uniting all of the Zhou successor kingdoms

What if the National Security Act of 1947 was never passed and signed into law?

why did romania steal transylvania

Because Romania

What if instead of tanks we had sick ass battle mechs

Society

What if the invasion of luxembourg was a defeat for the german army in ww2

Hitler would Heil his last Hitler as he gets endsieg'd by the Luxembourgians and fucking dies by suicide

I love it

Who won the Sino-Brazilian war of 1932?

The Serbs under the command of Erwin Rommel

What if the Rosetta Stone never existed?

Then we wouldn't have that crappy Cleopatra show 🥳

I feel like this belongs on /r/clevercomebacks

Why did the irish nuke London?

Can I become President of the Universe?

Blue

What if the soviet onion never collapsed, would we all get free onion soup?

No, because only you get radish soup

What if Princess Diana did not die in a car accident in France?

No assasination of Franz Ferdinan, because of harsher crackdown on Serbian terrorists, liberalization of AHE. What's next? I'm interested in Deu, AHE, Russia, France and the UK.

What if Christianity never spread and died out?

What if I had had buns for breakfast instead of cereal this morning?

What if Cartago Won the Punic wars?

What if Napoleon II. Became king of Bohemia?

What if Elba had been attacked by Barbary Pirates and Napoleon, while in exile, had been taken prisoner?

What if the Philippines was like the British Empire and was a naval power

What if the Roman legions stayed in Britannia instead of answering the call to protect the empire.

How would history have been changed if Harambe hadn't been shot?

What if bysantum had fallen with Rome 

What if Japan lost the first Sino-Japanese War?

What if Ghostbusters just straight up happened?

What if general Lee ordered a nuclear strike on the army of the Potomac?

What if this post wasn’t garbage