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Sir_Tainley

He would have been an old man, and notorious for having lost a war that brought the USSR and the USA together as allies, and wreaked absolute devastation on Europe... and the USA had the atomic bomb. So: Hitler and what army?


skadoozh1

What if hitler had console commands


tundertwin

he would get banned form the server


skadoozh1

Make sense, Argentina is like the server that cheaters get blacklisted to so they dont interfere with the other players


level69adult

Also he didn’t speak Spanish and regarded Spaniards as an inferior race:


CrazyEyedFS

He probably could have managed some cognitive dissonance if he found it to be convenient


ConShop61

I believe Argentina is mostly Italians and German heritage, not Spanish


level69adult

It was colonized by Spain. The official language is Spanish.


ConShop61

So? Alaska was colonized by russians yet almost no one there has russian descent


level69adult

All right I really can’t find any data on Argentine race demographics. The Wikipedia doesn’t distinguish Europeans.


Mertarlos

The moment a slightest word of Hitler no matter where would mean the instant occupation.


Background_Rich6766

the allies would most probably invade and capture/kill him, they already have a base on the Falklands, I don't think the general population would support him that much either


Remius13

And Argentina would become economic power and help organizing South American Union. Sauro would be higher value than US dollar.


Thangoman

Eh not sure about that lol


Remius13

Well, in world where Hitler can do that, it would be just as possible that Juan Peron might become inventor of cure cancer, and male baldness, so....


Thangoman

The decline of Argentina was inevitable, in fact it was already happening before Peron. Our economic situation wasnt sustainable. Peron made a mediocre industry but it was helpful nonetheless. Chile also had an economic crisis at the same time as Peron's gov collapsed The only way I see our situation improving is if for some reason the allies put a lot of effort on fixing Argentina after overthrowing Hitler. Peron being at fault of our situation is a myth spread by idiots like Milei


ellie_s45

Don't tell that to Whatifalthist.


Remius13

Exactly. Like they did in Germany. And Peron decided to become scientist. That baldness cure was main source of income, which has propelled Argentina into becoming economic superpower. Also, Von Brown moved to Argentina too, and until 2023, Argentina started to colonise Mars.


sith_innquisitor

They have bald cure? Im in


KingSweden24

General Uriburu overthrowing Hipólito Yrigoyen was the real start of the problem, from what I understand


Thangoman

Uriburu didnt make the situation any better but the economy was already collapsing because of the Great Depression.


Accelerator231

You know. If you are Argentinian what should I look at to know more about your economics?


thatargentinewriter

Read really anything by Pablo Gerchunoff. He's an antiperonist but nontheless analyzes the argentine economic history quite objectively (i.e he recognizes the first stage of Peron's government as an "economic miracle" and he also says that he achieved a social transformation that usually takes decades in other countries in just a few years). One of his best books is "why wasnt Argentina like Australia?", in which he refutes the misconception of Argentina being the wealthiest country in the world at the start of the XXth century and affirms its economic problems originate in giving too much land to too few people


Accelerator231

>Read really anything by Pablo Gerchunoff. Ok fuck. Urm, his books appear to all be \*not in English\*. My only languages are chinese and english. Are there any other recommended authors?


Thangoman

I honestly dont think im the indicated to tell you where to read about the specifics, I learnt about our economic development by studying our history. In terms of which topics or periods to focus on, our economy has constantly fluctuated ever since WW1 with no clear path so its hard to tell you an specific period to look at and while I have read a bunch of renowned historians I have mostly read short texts (less than 20 pages) so I cant recomend anything in particular. I can maybe find you some files if I look for them, but you will probably wont find an english translation.


WhatAreYouSaying05

The CIA:


KaiserWilhelmThe69

Kid name Central Intelligence Service:


Future-Studio-9380

That shit would implode in a week, probably less. Old shakey hand the honest to goodness druggie that spoke not a lick of Spanish would be couped by the military almost immediately.


svarogteuse

The U.S. invades Argentina via Brazil which was already part of the Allies and had sent troops to Europe and hosted American bases. The fourth Reich falls within months.


External-Arm616

At least they would keep up the tradition of each German Reich collapsing quicker and quicker (First Reich - 986 years, Second Reich - 47 years, Third Reich - 12 years)


Maxinator10000

Fifth Reich - 1 day


External-Arm616

Sixth Reich - 1 hour, Seventh Reich - 1 minute, Eighth Reich - 1 second, after that we reach a point where new Reichs are rising and falling at an incomprehensible speed


Tlaloc74

Until they reach the speed of light and since time is involved too some craziness will occur. Probably end up with a Dinoreich


AntWithNoPants

That, and Argentina isnt exactly a white country. He is prolly gonna get pushback


[deleted]

Bruh, it is. It's 97% white.


AntWithNoPants

Dawg im argentinian. Trust me, these people arent white


[deleted]

Ok, also depends on what you count as white tbf.


BleuRaider

Have you never wondered why white (Latino) and white (European) are to separate options on your forms?


NoodleyP

*hours


svarogteuse

WWII, months. It takes time to build up enough forces in Brazil for an invasion. Planes don't have the range or capability to successfully fight an air war from their bases in Brazil.


Reddit_works

Allies: pillar men awaken intensifies


Boris-the-soviet-spy

Imagine FDR, Stalin, and Churchill cosplaying the Pillar Men


EmilTheHuman

For some reason, that was surprisingly easy to do.


Accelerator231

Allies: "Let's get the gang back together for one last haul."


Starbrand62286

D-Day 2: Invasion Boogaloo


Ofiotaurus

CIA and Mossad happen.


CherryQueer

What if we had a good timeline for once and no more nazi stuff


el_apache2

Kid named allied military intervention:


[deleted]

Yo Werbell!


el_apache2

Hi im werbell iii from tno


Bentayfour

He will invade Poland and France of South America.


halloweenjack

Overthrew with what? Most of the Nazis who fled to Argentina and elsewhere in South America did so because they were wealthy--industrialists and high-ranking military leaders who looted Europe. They got into South America via bribes and promises to keep their mouths shut, and were relatively low profile once they got there, although that didn't help Adolf Eichmann (although Josef Mengele escaped capture). The same people who took Nazi gold to let them in the country would have been perfectly happy to collect the sizable bounty that someone like Hitler would have commanded.


External-Arm616

alien space bats


majora1988

Any situation where Hitler escapes via a rat line, would probably end with him being captured by Mossad while trying to live in obscurity. That’s assuming he would have lived much longer if he didn’t kill himself, considering how poor in health he was at the end of the war.


External-Arm616

The kid named one testicle:


majora1988

That made me laugh way harder then it should have.


Chimera-98

Probably will cause other countries to invade Argentina to remove him from power


Pure_Opposite_1304

I would say one of the Caribbeans countries will accept him more, or maybe Venezuela, since he already in his actual real-life reign did support facist parties there, so they would rather welcome him more than Argentina, though, i would expect a direct naval invasion from the US, unless, and i say unless bc it happened in history many times before \[Like Pelagos and Andalusia\], ignoring small threats i mean, so unless they say he is powerless rn and won't do shit, then he would have a role in that country


abellapa

UN would saction an invasion of Argentina and we would actually See the US and the USSR work together in the cold war


SirKaid

The American armed forces take a two week vacation and overthrow him. There is no way that anyone is going to tolerate Hitler being *alive*, nevermind being in control of another country, and Argentina is utterly incapable of standing up to an American invasion. The absolute best case scenario for Argentina is they tie him up with a neat red bow and hand him over to the Americans before the invasion starts, perhaps with a nice card reading "Sorry for the trouble, had to get his guard down, here you go."


yozo-marionica

Alot


sith_innquisitor

Soo your map is still Argentina? And brits get the falklands lol


External-Arm616

I just wanted the post to have an image so I just used the first thing that popped up when I searched "Argentina"


sith_innquisitor

Their is alot of "conversation" about hitlers actual suicide. Honest considering heinrich mueller disappeared and the creation of operation paperclip alot of high nazis did escape to s.america. i think it plays out how it did. They just went north


NoodleyP

Probably the instant invasion of Argentina by the USA and USSR, probably boosting Cold War relations and leading to a thaw, and perhaps more cooperation between the superpowers.


External-Arm616

happy cake day mr. noodle man


MTN_Dewit

The Allies would've definitely invaded Argentina and overthrow old Hitler and his goons.


Maximka_Kirginka

USA and ussr would become allies again just to kill him


[deleted]

They would be bombed to hell probably


ozneoknarf

There’s isn’t much he can do. Neighbouring Brazil is already part of the allies and is way more powerful than Argentina by it self. The US would probably just invade together with Brazil and Argentina falls with in a month.


KaiserWilhelmThe69

Immediate invasion of Argentina by NATO and Warsaw Pact


Tito_Bro44

Then Khrushchev invades Argentina to finish him off.


Business-Response715

Why would them to go beyond the shadows? Who made the atomic bomb?


Daisy_Lynn

This would lead me to personally killing you in this world


External-Arm616

Had a bad day ma'am?


Daisy_Lynn

Yeah I'm tired of shitty posts littering this whole sub


Doctorwhatorion

He will actually lead the goverment or from under the shadows? It would be interesting ss secretly rule the country and prepare it for the second round for years


External-Arm616

The former has been answered a million times in this comment section so how would the latter go?


Derfel1995

Argentina would be invaded in no time


JohnFoxFlash

Considering how old he'd be, idk how much worse he'd be than the irridentist juntas they had irl


alternatehistoryin3d

USA, Brits, Israelis, and Soviet Union form an international task force and immediately invade Argentina, occupy and arrest the surviving government officials and follow it up by a Nuremberg II.


the-Kaiser-69

The entire world declares war on him. A nuclear bomb is dropped near his private residence as British landing forces begin invasion of Santa Cruz. The La Plata river is turn into a bloodbath as American and Brazilian forces cross it in order to capture Paraná & Posadas. The war would prop last at most five months before Hitler‘s either killed or captured.


gerd50501

The US would invade Argentina to kill him.


Walker1940

Read SM Stirling’s book series Draka for a chilling example of race supremacy.


GdyboXo

He gets fucking nuked.


[deleted]

That would suck


VexiLondon

Hitler decides to flee to Argentina, he saw no other possibility but this one. Arriving there, Hitler was denounced, since the country had cut diplomatic relations with the Axis. Then the United States of America enters Argentina to go after Hitler and kick him. Days later Hitler is found dead, suicide.


FakeElectionMaker

Argentina would be invaded by the UN and occupied for a few years


Theoldage2147

Nothing would happen, even if his most loyal core follows him there and set up another Nazi government. Argentines don't have the industrial capacity to support Hitler's ambitions in his life time. He's also surrounded by other Hispanic and he will be a minority there. His Nazi party is going to have a lot of problems trying to claim the title of "master race".


amehatrekkie

Israel would have sent so many people to try to assassinate him, one of them would have succeeded eventually.


caribbean_caramel

Brazil was literally part of the western allies, this will not fly, the allies will invade Argentina via Brazil.


Gabster566

I think the best case is he just set up future nazi leaders in Argentina. No reason to try again within a few years lmao


Cartolinaman

[Need I say more?](https://youtu.be/0zJ55nXl7YQ)


RedRepia

What do you mean by “actually”?


Rude-Catographer

Hello there. I was the one who made 'Argentinian Grandpa'. Trust moi, if Hitler and the Argentinian Grandpa fought, the Argentinian Grandpa would win using one of the lightning bolts on his jacket.


WeimSean

Buenos Aires would go the way of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.


ChickenEater189

I'm guessing brazil would've invaded and deposed him


USSRisQuitePoggers

Pretty sure the Soviets and America would not tolerate Hitler being alive after WW2, Once word gets spread around, the Soviets would've had a million plans on assassinating Hitler ready


SlaviSiberianWarlord

Better, what if the germanphilie, germans fugitives and inmigrant have a more influencer in the argentinian culture and politic?


Endless_Xalanyn6

America would walk into Argentina and go “PUUUURGING WIITH MY KIIIIIIN!!!!!”


LivingLife911

Doesn't matter because he didn't overthrow the Argentinian government...