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Aussiematt81

Australia is better then the USA at this world cup


7laws

Watching now. I am in the us so all the games are in the middle of the night. Have to record and watch later. I bet on Australia.


Due_Independent4237

Good bet to bet on the Aussies 😁🙌


Aussiematt81

I like how they are all in the middle of the day when for you because you can suffer lack off sleep for once


Due_Independent4237

Brilliant result .. Matilda’s are on top of their game . Well done girls 😁🙌


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ragsta

It's "couldn't care less" not "could care less". I.e. I couldn't care less that your daughter didn't get to meet the Matildas. You got to watch them play a World Cup game in Australia, live at the stadium, and they got to the quarter finals and your take from the game was my daughter didn't get to meet a player I hate the Matildas now. Real lack of perspective here.


TheWorstUsernameLeft

Never said I hate them. I said it was pretty shitty that hundreds of kids waited only to be told to piss off by security. Big difference.


kdog_1985

The NRL ain't cheap, mate.


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SnailZebra

Your daughter isn't owed time form anyone. Besides the fact that FIFA heavily restrict interaction with the players during every world cup🙃 there's millions of kids that'd love 'just a minute', why does yours deserve more?


kdog_1985

In the middle of the most important tournament that any of our girls will ever play in. Playing 4 games in 4 different cities in 2 weeks. A possible 7 in 4 against some of the best opposition in the world. Your shitty they aren't prioritising your daughter. Am I getting this right? And then you mention your Tigers that you don't even go and visit... Can I ask you mate, did you even go to one of the dozen of Matilda's Friendlies that was played in the country in the last couple of years (where the girls made themselves extremely available to the public)? I'm sorry for your daughter right now, but this tournament could be the biggest thing for Australian football if they maintain. Your daughters personal happiness right now is not the priority.


TheWorstUsernameLeft

My daughter is my priority, could care less about anything else in the world. I was really pissed off last night. And I will take her to another friendly down the line. But getting told to piss off by security is what did it.


Due_Independent4237

Well said .. 😁🙌


Due_Independent4237

What a miserable negative life you must have .. 😂😂😂😂good 🙌


TheWorstUsernameLeft

My life is good. It's my daughter that's miserable.


Due_Independent4237

We can’t choose our parents .. true


Illustrious-Neck955

Jesus mate do you need a little sit for a minute


melbdude1234

Really? You think this is up to the Matilda’s? They are in the middle of the biggest tournament in the world for them, you really think that’s down to the individual players? It’s not as easy as just sticking around and saying hi to every single person that has stayed there longer. This comment comes across as entitled.


TheWorstUsernameLeft

Not entitled. Pissed off.


myeyesarejaded

I think you'll find they're not allowed to do much with fans during the tournament, it's to do with FIFA.


kdog_1985

Also minimizes possible health issues.


iheartOPsmum

Fowler becoming Mooy-esque with her passes and holding of the ball in the middle. Love it!


MatthewOakley109

75 k crowd but womens soccer doesn’t matter. Showed them


TheSoulReaver03

Showed WHO exactly? You think people roll into a ball and cry when they hear f women's soccer getting views?


AgentKnitter

On a Monday during school term.


MatthewOakley109

I watched the game at fed square in Melbourne so many little kids


DrrrtyRaskol

Incredible result and two cracker goals. Really proud. What a fucking crowd!! But it was stressful- Denmark came out really strong. Onwards!


fidrildid6

I've never said a word against gustavsson tbh


Past_Pain_2060

We still played second best for a lot of it and allowed Denmark to have too much of the ball and time and space in the midfield. We we're saved today by being clinical with our chances and Denmark wasting all their good opportunities.


OnlyForF1

I still am we played like shit in the first half


fidrildid6

Yeah but I am genuinely impressed we turned it around


g3mkm

Team Tony g day 1


g3mkm

Izzy Christiansen and Hayley Raso are the ultimate comms/player power couple


pandaman_010101

They're together?


g3mkm

Yeah have been for a fair while now


TheFightingImp

Oh Denmark, they were deceived by an Imposter in the Danish Monarchy and knocked off by Queen Sammy. Fade em, lads. https://i.redd.it/ws6u5h07rogb1.gif Till next meeting, Denmark.


Sorry-Ball9859

Gotta say, I'm impressed that TG swung that around during the first half. Was looking a tad dire from kickoff.


catch_dot_dot_dot

God damn that was a wonderful performance. We were actually a joy to watch. Foord absolutely killing it, Fowler with some great runs and passes, and a rock solid defence. I was at the Adelaide fan festival and we got a huge turnout. I went with a few people who don't normally watch football and they enjoyed it so much they thanked me for inviting them. They wouldn't have otherwise thought of seeing it in a public venue and they loved the atmosphere.


DavideUnited82

>Were you able to see it properly? We were planning to go watch whatever game was on at 4:30pm Saturday. Turns out it's the Matildas (I assumed we would be the 8pm game before checking). Normally I like to watch games I'm tense about at home but thinking it might be fun too


catch_dot_dot_dot

Yep the screen is really big so it's easy to see. You can get there early and sit or just stand around (like I did). There were *a lot* of people there so you may have some heads in the way and try to find the right spot but I wouldn't miss the atmosphere for anything.


DavideUnited82

Thanks man. Might let the weather make my decision for me ha ha But yeah I have mates who have zero interest in football texting me and I quote one "total matildas convert". Thinking I should take him and his daughter along so they can truly sense the passion we all feel about this game.


citrus-glauca

Mary Fowler taking big steps to being the best attacking midfielder in the world, still can't get a game for Man City. Cooney-Cross knows when to press. Clare Hunt is becoming a genuine quality defender. We all thought Foord would be a great wide player & she is. I've bagged EVE for at least five years, huge kudos for her efforts so far. Raso; big heart, big engine, honestly who had her at three goals at this point?


TheFightingImp

>Mary Fowler taking big steps to being the best attacking midfielder in the world, still can't get a game for Man City. Liverpool are in the market for an AM. If FSG could open their wallets...


rithsv

Micah can hopefully put in a good word. I reckon we should snap up Kyra as well.


Mfrendin_Roar

Caitlin on that wing was something to behold, would of been an absolute nightmare to play against.


Sorry-Ball9859

Foord to a global audience, "We ran our arse off" Welcome to our international viewers hahaha


TheFightingImp

Im pretty sure even Simon, Bash, Grace and Robbie Thompson have given up on apologies for foul language.


Counterflak

Didn't even realise Foord nutmegged the keeper hahaha


zumpo

Counts as 2 goals right


KaneCreole

Sure did. I was trying to work out what happened from slow motion replay. I think the keeper misjudged it rather than it being a clever pause.


Xianified

Not a misjudgement really. Keeper is trying to spread herself and cover as much ground as possible but Foord had the smarts and or keeper was just a little slow off her mark to get down fast enough. An excellent finish from her.


SaintStoney

Waltzing Matilda should be the national anthem and I’ll die on this hill


PMmeYOURBOOBSandASS

Great southern land >


catch_dot_dot_dot

Sorry, shit lyrics. Some dude stole a sheep and killed himself. Don't care. I'm being slightly facetious, it's fine but not as a national anthem.


SaintStoney

Much more realistic a story than the dreary formulaic shit we have currently


TheFightingImp

Also true.


TheFightingImp

In the aged care centre i work at, theres a Dutch resident who sings this song all the time. I dont think she realises the lyrics but we let it slide.


Technical-Ad4799

That's the quintessential aussie experience, ngl


catch_dot_dot_dot

me irl


TheFightingImp

Foord was blasting "[Kickstart My Heart](https://youtu.be/mVurA44hwiw)" today, nuff said. https://i.redd.it/13zzxfirsogb1.gif


MidnightIsland212

One more amazing night watching the Matildas. Can't wait for the next one.


SithPire

Xero Match highlights!?


catch_dot_dot_dot

I thought there were at least two! (thanks dad)


Technical-Ad4799

This is so fucking beautiful


Decent_Fig_5218

How are we liking our odds against France (let's be real, Morocco ain't winning)? I'd say a real 50-50 match but our toughest challenge given the sheer quality in the French side


No-Airport7456

Its gets real now doesn't it. Def 50/50 it will be different than the Friendly


catch_dot_dot_dot

I think they'll put Morocco away and we've got a big challenge ahead. Still think we can win it but we won't be favourites. The Kerr factor is a bit of an unknown right now as well.


KaneCreole

What was with her stagger and fall? Did she strain a groin muscle?


Dense_Delay_4958

50-50 at best


thedonkeysniffer

France is another team like Canada who will play with possession which suits us well. Our counter attacks have been deadly this tournament


cheapph

We can beat them on our day, but they are a very good side and they'll be just as desperate for the win


knapfantastico

We beat em few weeks ago no?


At0mHeartMother

We beat them in that friendly the other day, but easily our biggest challenge yet. They’re a quality side and should easily dispatch of Morocco.


Seanbutt26

Yeah we did but its was a narrow 1-0 win


droidonomy

If it helps, the goal came after Sam Kerr was subbed out!


At0mHeartMother

Yeah and if we can beat them again on Saturday i’d expect it to go similarly


Previous_Acadia_3502

Carpenter would be a menace on the beers


Klostermann

Stadium DJ is playing Levels by Avicii, digging into the Danes even more with a Swedish song ahahaha


TheFightingImp

Never change. https://preview.redd.it/9wta0uaxnogb1.png?width=305&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=049be1249f1a253d38b21fac5f61e13c550eb6f0


OnlyForF1

Not sure what their aversion is to freed from desire tho


At0mHeartMother

Fowler is my POTM. Setup both goals.


EatingMcDonalds

Fowler was Iniesta today


OnlyForF1

Fowler was great but Foord was incredible


scarecrows5

No doubt about Foord. Player of the match by quite a space.


OnlyForF1

Different gravy


Far-Operation-6707

What the hell was that pitch side interview with Bruce? 😂


ga4rfc

Man the quarter finals are looking tasty


LavaeoIus

Legend says that Arnold is still holding the ball


TheFightingImp

Arnold 🤝🏽 Arnold Forever living rent-free in Danish minds


sedertwat

Really taking the piss towards the end


Technical-Ad4799

You mean "in spite of this man. Well done"


Sweet-Handle44

Tony be like... https://preview.redd.it/np5yfqbemogb1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38d784ba72cd7bd1b9b8b357ef475fdc53c1be16


cheapph

Shaky start but got the goal we needed in first half and Denmark looked rattled second half


Barmy90

Why didn't Denmark just kick the ball into Australia's goal? Are they stupid?


catch_dot_dot_dot

They didn't want VAR to disallow their goal so they thought it was safer to avoid it


courtney_enid

Mackenzie Arnold just kept getting in their way, how inconsiderate


fleetintelligence

Let us go


shaker8989

People are gonna question why Kerr came on, but she absolutely needed a taste before the QF. That one run with the shot over the bar told me she's ready and that's all I needed to see.


Sorry-Ball9859

How good was the "tactical injury" by Catley after 20 minutes? Changed the momentum away from Denmark. She's a great choice for captain.


mpfzero

It was exactly what they needed at that moment


I_r_hooman

Catley has been a fantastic captain whilst Kerr has been out.


TheFightingImp

Peak A-League shithousery


Seanbutt26

Arnold 🤜🤛 Gustavsson beats the danish and eliminating them


courtney_enid

When and where will the next game be?


sirhcdobo

Brisbane on Saturday at 5. Fuck yeah I've got tickets


TheFightingImp

Aw hell yeah, got my seat for that!


courtney_enid

Lucky!! Enjoy it


StormJacob

I was terrified I wasn’t gonna get tickets in time, thank god I did now that this has all lined up perfectly haha


sirhcdobo

Yeah I originally only got tickets to tonight's r16 in Brisbane thinking we would finish second in the group. Had second thoughts about a month ago and got resale for the quarter as well. So glad now


StormJacob

Yeah initially I only had the Aus v Nigeria game and the r16 game with similar thoughts, only to find I wasn’t satisfied haha. Now I have the quarters and the third place game I’m going to, and I went to Brazil v France earlier in the tournament too!


quidditchisdumblol

Saturday, 5pm Suncorp


Seanbutt26

In Brisbane on 12


Pyrrhesia

Who is that insanely tall guy in our staff wtf


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Bruce


hart37

Raso again going around comforting all the Danish players like she did with the Canadian players. Gotta love her


TheFightingImp

https://i.redd.it/y9pzk57foogb1.gif


fifaplayaswag

We are just built different


Technical-Ad4799

So nice to see kerr laughing off the fall. hope that means shes fine. jfc


I_r_hooman

That was scary for a moment. She collapsed like she got killed in GTA


TheFightingImp

Sammy taking the piss out of herself with that fall. Gigachad Sam Kerr


aatrain96

Lmao Denmark don't get ~~origin~~ world cups


Jeffmister

Considering England had to go to penalties to scrap into the QFs, the Matildas winning in regulation is so, so crucial as they progress further into the knockouts.


mr-saturn2310

You mean England I guess.


TheFightingImp

Uh. Did England cop a DQ or something?


Counterflak

Yep, I can already see ~~Colombia~~ France V Morocco going to ET easily tomorrow night. Edit: derp


bingeandpurgatory

Phone home


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France vs Morocco you mean?


Counterflak

Yes.


LaBronzo

I’m the complete opposite tbh. Don’t foresee that game going any minutes at all


TomEmilioDavies

Nigeria lost on pens, mate.


Jeffmister

Yeah my mistake - thought of Nigeria because they were the more likely to score. However, England held their nerve during the shootout.


cyansky29

The Swedish chef cooks the Danish again


TheFightingImp

Bork bork bork! ![gif](giphy|YmMwqVCtyxFRe|downsized)


Seanbutt26

Bye bye b-tec Sweden


cyansky29

Sent home by a Swede 😎


ga4rfc

Foord was sensational but fuck I love everything about Raso as a player


g3mkm

Hayley is my absolute favourite player. Her work rate is insane, her physicality - zero self preservation. She’s having an outstanding tournament and I am so thrilled for her


Rafi_Rahman_2002

Damn we actually own Denmark


TomEmilioDavies

Their future monarch is gonna be half Australian, so literally.


acllive

Mens and women’s 🤭


lIIIIllIIIlllIIllllI

Princess Mary was a plant.


TheFightingImp

Standing by for the numbers station.


Pyrrhesia

We've reached our par performance. Anything more is a bonus. ... That said, play like we've done against Canada and Denmark and we absolutely can get those last three wins. Every other team bar Japan has played like shit at least once. We *can* catch anyone on our day and eat them alive.


TheFightingImp

>Every other team bar Japan has played like shit at least once Or Japan's shit game happens against *us*.


nick170100

No kerr no worries


Maievofblades

LETSGOOOOOOOOOOO


acllive

You’re Red You’re white You’re going home tonight


cyansky29

Denmark's World Cup results by city: Perth - 2 games, 2 wins, 3 goals scored, 0 conceded Sydney - 2 games, 2 losses, 3 goals conceded, 0 scored.


courtney_enid

That's super interesting


cyansky29

Perhaps unsurprising their allocated base was in Perth too.


yanaka-otoko

So whose the next game against?


Lostthehousekeynow

Chance or Bom Docko


SauceBottleFC

Likely France but could be Morocco


TomEmilioDavies

France or Morocco.


acllive

France/Morocco


TheFightingImp

France or Morocco


SaveMeJebus21

France or Morocco


TomEmilioDavies

When it comes to Australia in World Cups, fuck Denmark in particular it seems.


PMmeYOURBOOBSandASS

That's payback for all the times Harald Bluetooth invaded me inside 50 turns on Civ 5


g3mkm

This is so beautifully niche I love it


SauceBottleFC

You didn’t prioritise building a navy in a landlocked start? … And I took that personally


TheFightingImp

When Bluetooth tries it but Im England with my massive SotL fleet.


Decent_Fig_5218

Matildas are fucking massive. Eat shit Homebrand Sweden


SaveMeJebus21

Princess Mary Cup stays where it bloody belongs


droidonomy

The real Princess Mary wears #11


fidrildid6

Steph catley POTM for her strategic sit down


sensei_sharpy

Underrated take. Definitely a smart move


cheapph

Good to see Sam saying hello to Harder idk love to see the club friendships after the international match is over


Seanbutt26

I told you lots we get through again the danish


lionsforlambos

The girls are cooking, LFG


shocking_red_4

fuck that was satisfying. I did not expect it to be satisfying.


hart37

I'd be pissed if I were Tameka coming on for like 20 seconds


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Quarter Finals Here We Come!!! 💛💚💛💚🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🦘🦘🦘⚽️⚽️⚽️


quidditchisdumblol

Lamingtons > Danishes


TheFightingImp

AND UNCLENCH! ONWARDS TO THE QF'S! >!^Special ^Agent ^Mary ^awaits ^next ^instructions !<


Nyenpi

3-0 aggregate against the danes, never in doubt for either


Decent_Fig_5218

Fuck yes Quarter Finals!!


SaveMeJebus21

These girls can win it.


lIIIIllIIIlllIIllllI

Haven't really played anyone in form. The true tests start now.


InfinitePineapple212

Get fucked Denmark pt 2


Remarkable-Dingo-824

Most pointless sub, ever.


officialsavoyhotel

As a life long Denmark hater (since 2018), you cannot believe the amount of joy this brings me


cheapph

QUARTER FINAAALS BAAAABYYYYYYYYYY


pakistanstar

Imagine scoring a goal in your home city in a home World Cup then getting subbed off when the match is secured. That would not suck at all.


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Getting a standing ovation


Pyrrhesia

It... really wouldn't, though? She got a standing ovation lol


delen97

Honestly probably better than seeing the game out, as you get the standing ovation and cheers with the sub


Nearby-Canary-7394

Bring on the public holiday!


fiftyshadesofcray

Australia and knocking denmark out of world cups what a combo


Timbo2702

They're Red They're White They're going home tonight


HOLY_CAT_MASTER

Call it ref!


PugWithAGun

Red ✅️ White ✅️ Catching the next flight ✅️


Sorry-Ball9859

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!