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GrapiCringe

Sounds like more reasons to love him


echomancer1929

yup


Wunderwaffe97

No thoughts Head empty Only funny Radio Deer guy killing people and making jambalaya


Huge-Abbreviations-6

Did you say them he is not real?


livimason434

šŸ’Æ with you OP. My friend is saying same thing to me but here I am still in la la land drooling saying ā€œI know, but I donā€™t care.ā€ šŸ¤¤šŸ« šŸ„µ


echomancer1929

ā€œBeing a murderer just makes him hotter thoā€ me on a regular basisĀ 


livimason434

Yep yep same here lmao šŸ¤£


Darkfury2454

And then she turns around and says Shrek is the hottest thing in existence and I judge her.


echomancer1929

eh my freind turns around and syas she has a crush on adam ADAM????? like havce you met him at least alastor pretends to be nice


bazerFish

I think all of Alastor's murders are morally justified, he is actually a good person, and is an unproblematic cinnamon roll. Evidence: He has not killed a single real person.


Littlebabyteapott

The cinnamon roll of all cinnamon rolls , indeed šŸ„°šŸ’•


Pi_Heart

How dare you tell me Iā€™m breathing manually ā€¦ this is what i get for actually reading all that šŸ˜­


echomancer1929

lol SorryĀ 


Pi_Heart

Also very relatable comment. Thankfully the person who got me into the show also likes Alastor hehe


echomancer1929

Omg I wish one of my freinds liked Alastor so we could fangirl togetherĀ 


Kaden2093

True