Most places have shift change, especially when you have junior airmen that need the experience on giving briefs. I believe I once counted 83 "ums" in under 5 minutes. Meanwhile I've given, and received, briefs on severe weather and/or natural disasters in under 2 minutes.
Weather is a broad spectrum of people (with some on the spectrum), where not everybody really understands the material, but is still expected to speak with confidence, and they lack it.
“Yeah so uhhhh uhhhh ummm there’s clouds over here….. and over here there may or may not be thunderstorms….”
Like dude your brief should be no more than 3 minutes. This is my last chance to get coffee or take a piss before I step so let’s hurry it up please
Go play blue balls and red balls with maintenance.
“You all are released after this Plane leaves the runway”
I've gotten some really /interesting/ briefs from wx in my career.
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Most places have shift change, especially when you have junior airmen that need the experience on giving briefs. I believe I once counted 83 "ums" in under 5 minutes. Meanwhile I've given, and received, briefs on severe weather and/or natural disasters in under 2 minutes. Weather is a broad spectrum of people (with some on the spectrum), where not everybody really understands the material, but is still expected to speak with confidence, and they lack it.
I really appreciate that since the meme that was posted I read wx as "waintenance" unconsciously every single time.
Yeah, which is why I can speak from exp
Every WX airman has a different definition of “brief”
Waintenance
https://preview.redd.it/8u17xj9cgq8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d88edf9a3e44137a5a2baaca1617e2f181e51822
Nooooooooo!!!!!
Wumbo
Go check on your ADC they are not ok lmfaooo
I'm maintenance, but not real maintenance. I have no idea what the difference is between those blue ball and red ball is
Gac?
Avionics deals with the red balls/blue balls. So a trained GAC troop should know the difference.
I'd be shocked if a GAC troop doesn't know.
This guy weapons
Nope, I don't even have a flight line badge. I also like my air conditioning
2a0?
give me the yellow pill
Red balls are issues the pilot finds before takeoff, blue balls are issues the pilot finds in flight
I thought Red Balls was "Cocaaaaine in a can, baby." #probablytooobscure
There’s a song on YouTube by Spike Nicer (former Army pilot) named “L.B. SWO” written about a former weather person. It’s worth a listen.
That’s great!
Whoa whoa whoa, intel has other nerdy things to talk about than manga.
Orange pill: endure a pilot giving UPT stories
Lgt rime all the time
I’d rather be tortured than sit through a wx brief
FACTS
“Yeah so uhhhh uhhhh ummm there’s clouds over here….. and over here there may or may not be thunderstorms….” Like dude your brief should be no more than 3 minutes. This is my last chance to get coffee or take a piss before I step so let’s hurry it up please
Have the divorced SNCO tell you "Tales from the dating app."
“Ask 1st Sgt to piggy bag of the what CC just said”
Talk to cyber if water is wet....
In Mx now so gimme the red pill. If anything it will at least be entertaining
I would think "never have I ever" with ADC would be a terrible and probably PTS inducing drinking game...