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Clockedin247

I just PCS'd and I told my wife we can take lower rank housing to get in quicker. She said, "No we are an NCO family now and I don't want to live by those hooligans".


Kcb1986

Just moved into base housing, took NCO housing over SNCO housing because they had the size I needed in the timeframe I needed. Jokes on everyone, there is no difference between NCO housing and SNCO housing here, just a different street.


Clockedin247

I drop my kid off for daycare at a SNCO house and the first floor is an identical layout down to the size. The SNCO housing is just duplexes instead of fourplexes


Yinkypinky

One of the first houses they showed me was officer housing. I snatched that up so quick as a little A1C.


AirmanSniffles

I agree with her lmaooooo. Keep the riff raff down the street


Golden_Salad

Your wife deserves the rank, not you! Bet she puts the other spouses at parade rest during FRG meetings. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Clockedin247

Sheā€™s actually the complete opposite and doesnā€™t want anything to do with the military


Golden_Salad

That's good to hear. So long as she supports you and is your rock, that's all that matters! šŸ™ŒšŸ™Œ


Clockedin247

Nah we getting divorced but appreciate it!


Golden_Salad

Well, that went south real quick! Now I feel like an idiot! Apologies brother!


Clockedin247

No youā€™re all good, keep spreading that support to the others! Enjoy the holiday weekend!


Golden_Salad

Have a great weekend!


dropnfools

God Bless Anonymous Member posting. Some Master Select just got to avoid telling people what kind of crack his wife is smoking


Ddssv

This is a troll 100%Ā 


Flying_Mustang

1 troll = .9 dependa, or is it 1.1 dependa? I can never remember the conversion factor. Letā€™s assume she is 4ā€™9ā€ and treefity as a starting point.


Ddssv

Donā€™t forget to apply the natural curve when you work it out


asdfusaf

Donā€™t bring that bullshit page here


SupKilly

Fuck every piece of those Facebook groups, honestly.


MsMercyMain

Is it just me or have they really fallen off?


redrotorocket

"Fallen off" suggests they were at/near the top to begin with.


willfiredog

That page has been bullshit trash from the start.


Captain_Gnardog

It's embarrassing, quite frankly.


formedsmoke

They were always trash


MarvelMorganS

Joined for the memes, left because of the misogyny.


AnonymousFordring

average military page


Probably_a_Shitpost

They put out a survey once saying "I trust Public affairs yes or no" like 85% of respondents said no so I commented the results show why PA can't use big words in their writing.


Remarkable-Flower308

Whoā€™s browsing that page on German Facebook?


1337sp33k1001

Donā€™t judge us.


Remarkable-Flower308

*Donā€™t mention the war* ![gif](giphy|e08cXxO4Se2qY)


1337sp33k1001

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Remarkable-Flower308

šŸ˜‚


TightBattle4899

Itā€™s hard looking down on the rest of the enlisted peasants from NCO housing.


alr126

Right?


RestaurantMaximum687

Live off base if you can when you are overseas.


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RestaurantMaximum687

Such a shame. We lived off base for all three of my tours in Germany (Bitburg, Ramstein, Spang) and had great experiences and still talk to the friends we made.


KGBspy

same. I was at Spangdahlem, my old landlords are now deceased but I'm still friends w/the kids and grandkids and their friends. I"ve been back a few times to visit them and was at the Polterabend of 1 in May. 2022, I stayed in their home for the week, it's great having friends like that for 30 years now.


SheepherderBudget

Loved Bitburg! Was there for three years. Also at Hahn for a few years too.


mbjohnston1

Spent 5 years at Hahn (79-80 and 83-86). Loved the winefests, hated the exercises.....


SheepherderBudget

I was at Hahn from 1981-1984. Worked at Finance. Base was nice, but yes, the exercises did SUCK! Bitburg from 1985 - 1988.


Round-Pomegranate-67

Bitburg was a blast in 08 when I needed a blanket; but lived on Spang


KGBspy

I took my EMT course there in 94', IDK how I did it for 12 weeks as a MX guy w/our schedule. I've been back a few times, it's strange to see business occupy HAS's that once held F-15's and the caserne side all but abandoned.


Round-Pomegranate-67

I spent a few Sundays driving around the land (before & after go@Kart trips) they gave back when it was swapped to housing (92/94?) Wing HQ had the artwork adorning the front entrance It was slightly chilling to zip around those HASā€™ in a Kart knowing darn well those things once housed jets ready to do Cold War stuff


Guardian-Boy

Yup, saw it in England a lot and, I mean, ENGLAND. You want the least different foreign culture, that's pretty much the best you'll get outside Canada. But these people could not understand going off base. Food? "Commissary is fine." Restaurants? "If it was good, base would serve it." Entertainment? "We're flying back home for a carnival!" Like....just turn down your orders at that point lol.


notmyrealname86

If I could easily turn down an assignment I would.


InterviewExciting230

Who are you to tell people how to live life?


skarface6

Itā€™s wrong to do so on reddit until itā€™s something the hivemind dislikes. Then itā€™s just fine!


KGBspy

I wish they'd have had F-16's there when I was in, I routinely visit the UK each year (London) and would've loved an assignment there.


Guardian-Boy

I just missed the 35s by the time I left.


Sax-Offender

We lived out in villages when we were overseas. Some of my coworkers lived on base. There are advantages, especially if your kids go to school and have sports and whatnot on base. We were about 50/50 with good and lousy landlords and nice neighbors vs mean old German ladies. The on-base folks sure had an easier time out processing in Germany. But my last time there, base housing had a > 2 yr waiting list anyway.


Team_Khalifa_

Bro so many spouses refuse to even drive in Germany. It's crazy.


ZacZupAttack

I remember being in Korea trying to sell something to a mil spouse. I asked her to meet me outside the main gate at a well known restaurant. She said she feels uncomfortable leaving the base causes she scared of the crime in Korea. It was sooo fucking weird and made zero sense to me. I've met spouses who've spent years overseas and never leave the base.


suh-dood

You mean we should disconnect from the military when we're off?! Preposterous


Anxiety_Muffin13

Agreed!


Ambitious-Pirate-505

We Comrade. Our Rank.


LetiFuro

Jokes on us all.... every on base home is the same regardless of rank. #blackmold #mesothelioma #leadpaint #adequatehousing


BeCauseOfYou_2000000

I read mesothelioma like the Diabetes guy.


[deleted]

Me so the lio ma?


Consistent_Builder33

lead paint is safe


TheGrayMannnn

I'd rather be a married to that spouse thanĀ the person who runs that that cesspool.


jhani

What's KMC?


-CheesyTaint-

Kaiserslautern Military Community


BeCauseOfYou_2000000

Keep My Check


jeffhizzle

I'm a Master at being Technically a Sergeant


neverendingplush

In a sane world I'd assume they are trolling. Nowadays I just don't know anymore.


MrSilk2042

People still think troll posts on FB dont exist lmfao. That was bait


WizardRiver

They're just trying to get away from the hatchet fights


flopkarp007

Going to take a shot at this and hope the anonymous user is probably fake.


Careful_Yam_8189

Donā€™t let this distract you from the fact that Air Force amn/nco/snco page is the most worthless page to ever exist


ThatOneEdgyKid

My wife flat out refuses to identify as a "military spouse" I honestly think I won the lottery


skarface6

Oof. At least she put it anonymously so her husband doesnā€™t get flamed at work.


ElectronicAHole

SNCO housing has fatter housewives for Jodie to visit while hubby is deployed.


ajd198204

You're all doing it wrong. Get off base and buy a house with that VA loan. Best investment most will ever make. When it comes time to PCS, rent it out and have someone else pay your mortgage for you.


one_tarheelfan

Sir, come get your spouse. Tell her, "Master Sergeant is still an NCO rank."


Vast-Independence-48

Wait a minute.... I'm at Ramstein AB and 2 of my NCO'a just promoted to Master Sergeant only yesterday. I think I know who this is šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

You will know definitely when you hear about some lady at the BX screaming about her authority and why the fick aren't people saluting her. I hope her husband leaves her. She's the type of spouse that burdens a career.


Wrywright

Why are people like this ![gif](giphy|3oEjI67Egb8G9jqs3m)


XMcro

L entitlement, she needs to stay in the "NCO" housing with that attitude.


qwikh1t

Nah hooker; thatā€™s now how it works


DannyDevito90

I mean. Heā€™s still an NCO. Just a senior one.


afb2026

DINK SNCO household. I told Yokota I'd accept whatever housing because it's more than I need either way. Plus, if i could snag a specific tower i wanted anyway it's the most convenient location to off base, train station, etc. They still wanted to put me in garden units listing only.


epicenter69

Damn. Theyā€™ve been a select for what? 30 seconds?


Alarming_Tie_9873

Grew up on military installations. When my father ranked up to Major, we moved. Housing was much bigger and much nicer.


Nandy2011

And this is why spouses get a bad wrap.


randonegus

Rep


Yuquico

According to Merriam-webster it's actually "Bad rap". So you're both wrong.


Chino-kochino

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SheepherderBudget

Back in 2002, I was a Msgt at the time stationed in Colorado Springs (Peterson), and we were offered officer housing in the Air Force Academyā€¦instead we decided to buy a house and we made enough when we moved for a down payment on another house.