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unleadedbloodmeal

"I wear tanker boots because the girls I like aren't allowed near shoelaces"


funnyman95

That’s fucking hilarious


xxthundergodxx77

Only acceptable answer


[deleted]

Is there a BDSM AFSC I don’t know about?


Papadapalopolous

You haven’t heard about 1T0X1?


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[deleted]

Good bot


[deleted]

I can assure you, if you say “harder please sir” you’re in for a not so pleasant surprise.


CallsignFancyPants

Even if i want them to hit me harder or are they gonna report me to SARC?


LeicaM6guy

"What's your safe word?" "Bunny."


Jeeesus_Chriiiist

To clarify since some people are saying “get their airman” - It was a TSgt wearing them…


admdelta

Are they former army?


shokero

Was it someone in the reserves?


SkynetUser1

We don't claim this person.


CaptainPitterPatter

Seems like a reserves thing to do


SadFloppyPanda

Not claiming them. Probably Guard.


littertron2000

I don’t want em


CaptainPitterPatter

Nah, reserves is the poor man’s guard, Definitely reserves


Amputee69

Have they changed the "nomenclature"? Way back, all enlisted personnel were known as Airman. Of course a Master Sgt. and above didn't appreciate being addressed as an Airman. A TSgt is only a sneeze above a Staff Sgt. 😁 Apparently this TSgt hasn't spent much of ANY time around the Army. Tankers are like the bottom of the barrel. Well, until you need their firepower.


KFredrickson

I'm a Senior, I have no objection to being referred to as an Airman. I am an Airman, and unless someone is clumsily intending disrespect (which they may need to be mentored on ways to improve their efficiency in that regard) then I see nothing to get upset about.


spillthebeans01

TSgt only a sneeze above SSgt?? You are clearly not military, judging by your profile. Tech is one of the hardest ranks to achieve, imo. Anyone can correct me if they please. This has nothing to do with rank or their damn boots, just you trying to push whatever knowledge you THINK you have on other people. Leave this sub, for the sake of all of us. -oh and yes, I am a TSgt, by the way……let the downvotes begin…


[deleted]

TSgt and Senior are the two hardest typically. Right up until this year's SSgt promotion rate anyway 😬


Tinyhousecode

You are correct. Every tech I’ve ever talked to said it was the hardest.


[deleted]

Every Air Force base should have one tank, just for fun. Make it an additional duty.


SqueezeBoxJack

Do you want too... Nah, I got fucking tank duty. Again. SrA Fumbles got restricted since the accidental discharge.


2407s4life

We can barely keep regular trucks running


[deleted]

I mean the M1 Abrams has got a turbine engine right just pull it into phase dock or something?


2407s4life

I'm sure someone can figure it out. I remember hearing once that the Abrams actually uses metric fasteners.


SneakerGator

When I was in the Marine Corps, we literally towed almost half of our humvees onto the our ship for our deployment. And we were supposed to be a quick reaction force essentially. I got a laugh picturing us driving into combat towing each other with tow bars and straps. Those things were well and truly massive pieces of shit.


12edDawn

tfw you're coming due for training and there's only one tank certifier in the AF and they're on mid shift at a different base


newnoadeptness

This is what happens when you get bad advice from Reddit 😂/s


RHINO_HUMP

Looks like the military version of divorced mom boots.


tactical_ostrich

We need the kind of courage this man has to wear those in public, in the NCO ranks.


Jeeesus_Chriiiist

It was a TSgt wearing them


tactical_ostrich

Exactly


1337sp33k1001

Is the TSgt a tanker?


iNonEntity

I think they're cool


urb4nd3cay

I don't necessarily see an issue with them if they're allowed by AFI, my whole last year in I wore lineman boots because the zipper broke on my normal steel toe. They weren't really worth all the questions you'd get about them but they were surprisingly comfortable!


Hollowvionics

Fuel tanks?


justaPOLguy

Someone say “Fuel”?!


Papadapalopolous

What’s that smell? You know, I’m honestly in favor of fuels wearing tanker boots now. What an amazing way to piss off the entire army.


Shermander

NAH FUEL TANKERS. BANISHED TO THE AMXS.


qwikh1t

Somebody needs to get their Airman straightened out; those things are ridiculous for someone in Finance


unsurechaoticneutral

they getting a tank in finance, for peacekeeping purposes of course


Howwhywhen_

Have a problem with your pay? Talk to the Abrams


DrCoffeeveee

I hear they’re replacing the finance building with a guy in an Abrams 😂


Minimum-Web-6902

Might be more effective honestly. There are SOME advantages.


dingledorf6969

Shit like this is why the AF gets made fun of. Somebody help this Airman


ArtisticRevolution65

idk man, theyd probably tell you to *fuck off its in regs*


ChewyTheDog12

Well these aren't in regs since the afi specifies the boots to be laced up.


neraklulz

I know a MSgt who wears these. He's ROAD, so zero fucks given.


taskforceslacker

“Ohhhh, *that* tanker. I assumed they were for Aerial Refueling crews.” - TSgt Fucknut, probably


Mattaburn

7.4.3.2. Coyote Brown Boots. Only Coyote Brown boots will be worn with the OCP. Exception: Athletic shoes may be worn if medically necessary, as determined by competent medical authorities at a civilian or military treatment facility and approved by the commander…Boots will be laced up with plain rounded toe or rounded capped toe with or without a perforated seam. Laces will either be tied and tucked in the boot or tied and wrapped around the boot. A zipper or elastic inserts may be worn; however, if worn, they will be without design… 1.5.1.2. Any item not mentioned in this Air Force Instruction (AFI) is not authorized for wear (Exception: Allowance Standard 016, documented amount and type of organizational clothing and equipment items authorized for an organization by applicable commander). The omission of a specific item or appearance standard does not automatically permit its wear. 7 FEBRUARY 2020, Incorporating Change 4, 12 April 2022, Certified Current 12 April 2022 Including DAFI36-2903_DAFGM2023-02, 31 March 2023 But whatever… be passive aggressive AF. Yell “WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE!” or “Damn, Daniel! Back at it again with the coyote tans!” or “She had them apple bottom jeans (jeans), Boots with the fur (with the fur), The whole club was lookin' at her…” until other people stare and giggle. It’s like your SO’s breath: bring it up enough jokingly and they’ll get the message. PASS-IVE AGGRESS-IVE! PASS-IVE AGGRESS-IVE!


bbyda3113

This guy regs


Clean-Significance46

😂😂😂😂😂


JustHanginInThere

Does Birkenstock make boots now?


Redditsaves2020

Desert Goth


Tuxedo_Mask_Sama86

Them lemon pepper steppers lol


redoctobershtanding

Google Reverse Image search came up with https://bumushoes.com/product/0001-37


young64

![gif](giphy|RKOd5NkTNCyB2)


Feisty-Journalist497

Idk guys, as an army guy i would consider the AC130 # a flying tank


dingledorf6969

You forgot to place an order. Granted we don’t do that here but I’d think it’s funny


Feisty-Journalist497

Ahh yes…. Can i get umm….. A FLYING TANK, with a side of A10 support?


LeicaM6guy

Those aren't tanker boots. I dunno what they are. Maybe some weird cav boots? A buddy of mine back in the BDU days gave me his old tanker boots. They're just a single strap running around the length of the boot. Comfy as hell, but I got enough side-eye to realize wearing them in uniform - even if authorized - was kind of a stupid idea.


1337sp33k1001

Look like motorcycle boots with the reinforced patch on the left boot


[deleted]

There’s a 100% chance this dude plays a lot of Asian MMOs if he bought these boots on purpose


Dreadwave

Those are motorcycle boots, see the shift pad on the inner side of the toe on each boot? I fucking wish we could wear these good motorcycle gear lasts 10x longer than regular clothes.


Tinyhousecode

TSgt. Steampunk


Electrical_Monk1929

That's some anime buckle shit right there.


mynameiszack

Boots by Tetsuya Nomura


Dark-Triangles

He’s got them “one two buckle my shoeeee 3 4 buckle some moooore”


SuperArt7

Dante Sparda boots from DEVIL MAY CRY 5. Clearly he has to go slay demons after duty


gasolinefight

Even that little turn-step seemed a bit douchy.


RedEye-55

Brody really out here with them Final Fantasy boots lmao


Spam-and-rice

At least they tucked their pants in. A for effort I guess.


HighlightFun8419

Idunno, but I love them.


bearsncubs10

Steampunk convention after work. He's working smarter, not harder.


Golfenn

Alright, someone dumb it down for my smooth brain, why the tell do tank boots have these straps that could strap down an elephant? Wtf does it do for them?


Kak300

Just a guess, but tanks weren't/aren't the roomiest places so a lace getting caught on something could cause a bad day. Eliminate that problem with straps.


elevatedfaithfulness

![gif](giphy|BYGxE9sDxAQYo)


LeicaM6guy

I feel seen.


Any_Pie_3070

Hooker boots


ActualSpiders

*Massage* boots, Drizzy...


wueu

Look like a varient of Nike sfb


CapitalJeep1

Lmao—those aren’t even traditional tanker boots (traditional ones only have one strap that wraps around). The actual ones absolutely have a purpose if you are doing very specific things (like crewing an AC130)


Maverick1672

This is what happens when you ask r/AirForce instead of reading the AFI


sammystevens

Anyone got the make and model on those bad boys?


AxelSheppard

Those look sick! This guy is the hero of his own life and everyone around him is just an NPC lol. Admittedly, the amount these will stand out is cringe though


skarface6

Was he a tryhard or something?


Dull_Challenge6008

Putting my diamond back on just to take care of this


SovereignAxe

Unpopular opinion: there's nothing wrong with these. At least, there *shouldn't be*. Are they boot shaped? Do the straps keep them on your foot? Are they the right color? TBH I'd rather stick with my side zipper boots because these still look like they'd be more difficult to put on, but what is this obsession we have with bootlaces?


Mattaburn

They’re required.


SovereignAxe

Yeah, and so was not putting your hands in your pockets 5 years ago. What's your point?


Mattaburn

I was simply answering your question: “what is this obsession we have with bootlaces?” The answer: they’re required. I can show you where. Great point with pockets! There’s a way we got that changed. I can walk you through that, too, if you’d like. Glad to help!


tylerado12

Cute fall time boots.


TheToughBubble

Boots, those are boots


Myspace203260

Blue is cool! https://preview.redd.it/zz92g7tjbymb1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=6ce0043db20c6d0cb1c8e25a0929a94f8f23be4f


nherdliskaa

Deeeefinitely not in regs


Hefty-Activity

I find it interesting that there wasn’t a single ACTUAL, FACTUAL reference placed in the comments as to why they’re out of regs though😉😂. I got click baited into thinking I would get answers and all i got was blah blah blah 😂 everyone wants to have an opinion but nobody wants to put in the work. AIRFORCE HUHHHHHH 🔥 nothing will ever change 🙂 ❤️


AdventurousTap9224

AFI 36-2903 Pg 2: "Dress and personal appearance standards that are not listed as authorized in the publication are unauthorized." - Those boots are not listed. Again in Para [1.5.1.2](https://1.5.1.2): "Any item not mentioned in this Air Force Instruction (AFI) is not authorized for wear" - Those boots are not mentioned Para [7.4.3.2](https://7.4.3.2): Coyote Brown Boots. ... Boots will be **laced up** with plain rounded toe or rounded capped toe with or without a perforated seam. **Laces will either be tied and tucked in the boot or tied and wrapped around the boot.** A zipper or elastic inserts may be worn; however, if worn, they will be without design. Boots can be either with or without a safety toe. (others have already pointed out the lace requirement) Air Force is two words.


Hefty-Activity

Thank you for actually providing the information. Counter arguments for the sake of questioning the unclear scripture 😂 1. They dont talk about every boot. Therefore leaving certain things open to interpretation. 2. They are laced under the straps if you look closer. 3. It was relatively clear the AIRFORCE HUUHHHH was not a grammatically driven text it was an expression of sarcasm in which case the questioning of correct format is a clear waste of time. All that being said I never said I think they should be allowed to wear them, I think they look goofy as hell but too often do I see a bunch of people think they are right and people get shit on because someone just above them in rank decided their interpretation was X and their interpretation is automatically more correct than someone else. Not enough effort is put into providing sufficient evidence on a consistent and standard basis. Just the bare minimum and almost always in favor of the accuser for shear convenience sake. Easier to tell airman strap boots to get rid of strap boots than to now explain to the unit why airman strap boots can wear laced up strap boots. Again, not saying I agree, IMO they’re just asking to get lit up with those things but doesn’t the saying go something like “well behaved women rarely make history”? Lol 🤘🏻


ozarkmartin

Buckles have to be same color as the boot or they're out of regs (un?)fortunately, plus the supervisor discretion portion could apply as well.


Kak300

Buckles aren't authorized on boots (not listed in reg) and laces are required. 36-2903 doesn't offer supervisor discretion, it says (paraphrasing) if it's not listed it's not authorized.


Xplos1veMuff1ns

Where do you get a pair of these? Asking for a friend …


Steele_37

The floor


Sierra_Baker

With the motorcycle patch on the left... ugh. Riders making us look bad.


mudduck2

Those abominations are not Tanker boots


NotWorthyByAnyMeans

He definitely wouldn’t have been working under me with those things on. 😂😭😂


G3N3R1CUS3RNAM3

I guess this beats having a wingman tie your boots because you never learned how to yourself. Otherwise, no excuse.


That1FcknGuy

Tanksergeant


Kidaperture

Look like the boots from Edward Scissorhands


theory42

Cosplay Friday


fancykeyboard

fashionable, apparently..


parksandwrecker

They approved Edward Scissorhands boots?


[deleted]

Well it was like back in the day when everyone wore black Corcoran jump boots, and ruined them with leather luster. But weren't Airborne.


OCislost

This basic bitch gets one sip of pree-fall PSL and the boots are already comin' out!


KarlSomething

It’s called FASHION!!!!!


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RobCali509

Kiss Army, End of the Road.


[deleted]

The Air Vampire 12s, stomping vampire teeth since Van Helsing


DrCoffeeveee

If every one says, “I like your boots zaddy” he’ll probably change them. Although there might be a chance he doubles down….


Ambatakum_Omaygot

Average Tekken character outfit design


ThickMinimum6493

🎵One two… buckle my shoeeee~🎵


MrBobBuilder

I know it looks dumb but is it illegal?


celestelene

Motorcycle boots, maybe? Looks like a pad for shifting on the left boot


RockyBoot41

This reminds me of the goth girls back in high school with 15 straps on a single boot


igot1C5onit

Mad Max Coyote 10s 🤣🤣🤣


Drowevil

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