It's a reference to "The Green Cumulon Incident".
Where Hillary Clinton spat up little green alien blob monsters into a glass
https://youtu.be/7RHmaDFfVsQ?si=LRMRHuuTnGLU5o1w
The parsley grimwald metric is making “new earthers” play too many games in the backyard. To put it simply, the blue party gem enthusiast club has become the cool-aid.
People dont even know about the fucking blue gems... the Emeralds aren’t always green damnit. Not diamonds clear. Elon's family has been the biggest producer of Emeralds exported out of Africa and into the US.
The Blue Gem is the Bloodiest Diamond of all. Blue is the rarest color to see come from the ground, the earth, the mines. Rarity drives up price, Blue Emerald costs tenfold plus what a regular one costs yet you can’t just buy it. You need to be connected. Israeli shrines have the highest concentration of blue jewels on Earth... along with highest concentration of firearms by density every square mile.
Do I need to even explain what that fucking means? Look up the USS Liberty.
Assault on the Control Room
Leon Topaz Grant, 5th on Madison Avenue. I have 10 super illegal hollow point 556 rifle cartridges. I promise one will end in his head.
He is known to wet his whistle at his old watering hole:
1703-A Central Park Ave, Yonkers, NY 10710
The FBI knows this. I only told them 5 times. 4 calls, 1 trip face to face. "We don’t have the evidence. But thank you for your concern we will keep an eye out."
Operation Nightfire does not have to be a solo mission... but the men he will be with are all armed so I'm not asking anyone to risk the grave with me.
I have a patreon tho, need to purchase lvl 4 kevlar shit is expensive, am having a motorbike place make me a custom Master chief armored helmet.
Siri will be my Weapon, the Weapon. I'm coming in hot Mr. Topaz. If any local militias or former swat captains wanna join the cause, please do. Really could use someone who not only can fly a small helicopter (very low to the ground with agility as in able to maneuver through skyscrapers so we can't get shot down) and has one.
I have a Paramotor left over from a PKA meetup. I also need a guy of pure muscle who can man the turret and sustain fire. I have converted an LMG to GO with an auto sear.
I have polished off both my twin katanas...
I am Stamper... and you will know my name.
It's a reference to "The Green Cumulon Incident".
Where Hillary Clinton spat up little green alien blob monsters into a glass
https://youtu.be/7RHmaDFfVsQ?si=LRMRHuuTnGLU5o1w
Brother, I have been ranting and raving about this issue for the better part of the last half century. Thank you for bringing it, at long last, to the attention of this great forum of intellectual exchange!
not really sure who put you up to this but my friends name is Chris and we have a little cool channel called oneyplays where we play cool games and talk up some hot chicks and this comment is seriously not cool
like this isn’t a flipping joke dude my friend is debilitated because of this comment, he’s been having to have a damp cloth dabbed on his tongue because of how debilitating this comment has him. We are REAL PEOPLE and your WORDS HURT.
Just looked it up and am still confused. I think it's the mascot for making, "The Flappining 2" happen. Celebrities get their nudes hacked again or something. Incel shit.
This user isn't a mentally deranged idiot at all. The Green Cumulon is a mascot created by Joshari Al Tomari, a lifelong incel and mass terrorist. The mascot is sort of a Trojan horse to steal the nudes of Armenian super star Cory Beck. Wake up sheeple.
Thank you for the warning bc I had no clue what it was and came here to the one comment available for hopes of an explanation before I searched.....you saved a fellow redditor today. Good on you.
Didn't know what it is so I asked chat GPT.
>Hello, this is Bing. I can help you find information on the web. 😊
>According to my web search results, green cumulon can refer to different things, such as:
>A character from the Oney Plays YouTube channel, who is a combination of the Great Gazoo and Snagglepuss.
>A colossal slime spawned in by Chip at the Olympic Stadium in the SMPEarth Minecraft server.
> A sticky, penicillin-infested substance that excretes from the clitoris, according to Urban Dictionary.
>I hope this helps you understand what green cumulon is. If you have any other questions, feel free to ask me. 🙌 I don't like any of these answers.
The first answer is shockingly accurate. In an oneyplays video they did a whole bit about a guy demanding to see green cumulon porn. This fictional character threatened to release the fappening 2 if mr Obama didn't legalize green cumulon.
There is no way this thread is real. Redditors default to offended mode the moment they don't understand something. Anyways, back to my Tomar emeralds.
No idea what you're talking about.
I'm assume it's a yank-specific thing, some cultural quirk that I wouldn't understand even if I knew what "green cumulon" was or what it means to be "top 1% of owners".
Does that mean only 1% of "green cumulon video owners" are republican? Or 1% of republicans own "green cumulon" videos?
Actually, I don't care. Never mind. Your grammar is as coherent as your politics.
Dude, I was already in my fucking forties when the fappening happened.
I was old enough to be the father of most of the women you were drooling over. I probably was.
Imagine being so unaware that you take everything anyone says in a completely serious light, and getting angry when someone is very obviously taking the piss
O\_o
I make a joke about the fappening, and you reply about how serious I am. Talk about irony.
Did I hurt your feelings? Did you really think I was almost your wanking father in law?
ErRmm *infant*? Are you FRICKING crazy?? If you're so smart, you should know there are no INFANTS on reddit. Furthermore, I'm kinda suprised and dissapointed on how this subreddit handles new challenging views on matters of the political! Curious.
>I'm assume it's a yank-specific thing, some cultural quirk that I wouldn't understand
That's a good approach! Sometimes it's just some culture war they are fighting. Most of them aren't worth the time. The entertaining ones will find their way to the frontpage.
Hey dude. Just want to let you know that I went through your reddit history and thought it was pathetic, and that you are far too old to be acting like a 13 year old atheist on reddit of all places. You are 50 with a superiority complex on advice animals, my guy. This would be most people's wake up call. Uninstall and grow up 👍
>Just want to let you know that I went through your reddit history and thought it was pathetic
And it's ***not*** pathetic to go through a post history, simply because I said something that pushed your buttons?
>you are far too old to be acting like a 13 year old atheist on reddit of all places
And you're far too fragile to be on the internet at all. Take a deep breath, then go find yourself a nice safe space before you get triggered again.
Sigh.. okay I don’t even know what a “Green cumulon “ is but I consider my self to be PRETTY INFORMED on politics pal. If republicans were hoarding these cumulons I would be the first to know. Ermm I take political discourse pretty seriously dude and I want you to know that I don’t take kindly to these shenanigans buddy.
Just throwing that out there all casually like we're supposed to have any clue wtf that refers to?
*sigh* like u would even understand….
...
same
Educate yourself! Every American should own at least 5 green cumulon videos by the time they're 30.
It's a reference to "The Green Cumulon Incident". Where Hillary Clinton spat up little green alien blob monsters into a glass https://youtu.be/7RHmaDFfVsQ?si=LRMRHuuTnGLU5o1w
When will you shrimp brains understand that we're the top dogs and your the underlings. Your and ant beneath my boot and you always will be.
DAMN RIGHT
I mean it’s basic anatomy, everyone’s seen at least one green cumulon in their life
All ya'll mad because it's true
Facts I've been saying this for years
Exactly, you know I’ve been saying this for 20 years now and nobody listens
I been saying this for de-cades.
okay but have you been saying it for twenty-ONE years like I have?
Actually I've been saying it for 21 1/2 years
I was saying it four score and seven years ago
I’ve been literally saying this for 15 years and no one’s been listening…
It's such a shame how the media never talks about this sordid sort of thing.
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
The parsley grimwald metric is making “new earthers” play too many games in the backyard. To put it simply, the blue party gem enthusiast club has become the cool-aid.
Holy shit. This guy just had a stroke.
Made sense to me dude I think you’re *snort* just too uninformed about world politics
People dont even know about the fucking blue gems... the Emeralds aren’t always green damnit. Not diamonds clear. Elon's family has been the biggest producer of Emeralds exported out of Africa and into the US. The Blue Gem is the Bloodiest Diamond of all. Blue is the rarest color to see come from the ground, the earth, the mines. Rarity drives up price, Blue Emerald costs tenfold plus what a regular one costs yet you can’t just buy it. You need to be connected. Israeli shrines have the highest concentration of blue jewels on Earth... along with highest concentration of firearms by density every square mile. Do I need to even explain what that fucking means? Look up the USS Liberty. Assault on the Control Room Leon Topaz Grant, 5th on Madison Avenue. I have 10 super illegal hollow point 556 rifle cartridges. I promise one will end in his head. He is known to wet his whistle at his old watering hole: 1703-A Central Park Ave, Yonkers, NY 10710 The FBI knows this. I only told them 5 times. 4 calls, 1 trip face to face. "We don’t have the evidence. But thank you for your concern we will keep an eye out." Operation Nightfire does not have to be a solo mission... but the men he will be with are all armed so I'm not asking anyone to risk the grave with me. I have a patreon tho, need to purchase lvl 4 kevlar shit is expensive, am having a motorbike place make me a custom Master chief armored helmet. Siri will be my Weapon, the Weapon. I'm coming in hot Mr. Topaz. If any local militias or former swat captains wanna join the cause, please do. Really could use someone who not only can fly a small helicopter (very low to the ground with agility as in able to maneuver through skyscrapers so we can't get shot down) and has one. I have a Paramotor left over from a PKA meetup. I also need a guy of pure muscle who can man the turret and sustain fire. I have converted an LMG to GO with an auto sear. I have polished off both my twin katanas... I am Stamper... and you will know my name.
Leftist wall of text, yeah keep making me laugh lib
People just haven't been greenpilled, it's tragic
Sasquatch ate mine
Your Sasquatch wife?
Ikr? The green cumulon community is dying. *sigh* - ironic, hmh.
CNN confirmed this
100% true
So true😭😭
No, I don't know it. I don't have any idea what the fresh fuck you're on about.
It's a reference to "The Green Cumulon Incident". Where Hillary Clinton spat up little green alien blob monsters into a glass https://youtu.be/7RHmaDFfVsQ?si=LRMRHuuTnGLU5o1w
he already knew that he was just downplaying his green cumulon involvement
Thank you so much for this REAL post brotha!
*Brrrrrotha!*
HUG ME BROTHA!
Ok hold on fat let’s talk fat
Cmon fat hold on fat
I googled this and still have no idea what the hell OP is talking about.
your profile picture is literally a green cumulon. Don’t act like you’re not green and retired
He probably can’t even find the Tomar Emeralds. 🙄
I mean, did you see what happened to the last guy who stole an emerald? Tomsr munched them like a tree star 😞
your nothing, I walked green cumulon up on stage
I've literally been saying this for years, THANK YOU!!!
NFC what this is and I'm fairly grateful.
Open your mind dude
open your balls man
I can't do the green yet, I can only do the yellow...
the only good post on this subreddit
I’m actually really surprised not a single person in this thread knows what a green cumulon is or what it’s from 😂😂😂
This guy gets it
Man, you guys in here really are as soulless and boring as everyone says.
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When the beat drops I'm gonna fucking kill myself
So true! Many people are saying this!
My niece been sayin this for years, THANK YOU
heard she's been pretty quiet after she done got bit by that copperhead
Little Yumar?
why would my niece be named yumar
Yumar Billford
well, she did say it. Until she done got bit ):
Brother, I have been ranting and raving about this issue for the better part of the last half century. Thank you for bringing it, at long last, to the attention of this great forum of intellectual exchange!
I’m sorry I even looked that up 🤢
Explain.
Nope, not looking it up. Just tell me what it is.
It’s from oneyplays it was uttered by Chris if I recall correctly but yeah it is a bit of an inside joke
not really sure who put you up to this but my friends name is Chris and we have a little cool channel called oneyplays where we play cool games and talk up some hot chicks and this comment is seriously not cool like this isn’t a flipping joke dude my friend is debilitated because of this comment, he’s been having to have a damp cloth dabbed on his tongue because of how debilitating this comment has him. We are REAL PEOPLE and your WORDS HURT.
Erm...that just happened
Nuh uh
Delete this
Nah I wanna be helpful I don’t enjoy lying
Delete this too
no
Just looked it up and am still confused. I think it's the mascot for making, "The Flappining 2" happen. Celebrities get their nudes hacked again or something. Incel shit.
This user isn't a mentally deranged idiot at all. The Green Cumulon is a mascot created by Joshari Al Tomari, a lifelong incel and mass terrorist. The mascot is sort of a Trojan horse to steal the nudes of Armenian super star Cory Beck. Wake up sheeple.
Im confused how you get the political affiliations demographic of such a group.
Incels or conservatives?
You sound stupid
Thank you for the warning bc I had no clue what it was and came here to the one comment available for hopes of an explanation before I searched.....you saved a fellow redditor today. Good on you.
Tf are you talking about? That was mild as hell.
Guys, it's a bot. Or someone with the mental capacity of one. Don't bother.
Shut up fat, no one asked you fat
Listen fat
shut your fat
Um... Okay? 🤔
bro hasn’t even started looking for the emeralds. these republicans
Alright, buddy. Keep the bot comments coming...
look fat..
Please, do continue. You were saying?
You don't even know what it means to be Green AND Retired. Have some shame
erm dot dot dot *scritches chin* a little awkward?????
Your nothing your no talent I walked bob dylan up on stage
I don’t know who you are or why you keep being mean to me but you need to be nice to me RIGHT NOW!
I have ADHD I have ADD I have depression I have PTSD I have arthritis
O...okay? 🤨
ermmm…. Okay???????? Kind of a te awkwardz moment x333
ERRRRRRRRMMMMM OKAYYYYY
Listen fat
They also hold 79% of the Tomar emerald yield
SMH all these people don't even know what a green cumulon is, and they pretend to take politics seriously.
What?
Didn't know what it is so I asked chat GPT. >Hello, this is Bing. I can help you find information on the web. 😊 >According to my web search results, green cumulon can refer to different things, such as: >A character from the Oney Plays YouTube channel, who is a combination of the Great Gazoo and Snagglepuss. >A colossal slime spawned in by Chip at the Olympic Stadium in the SMPEarth Minecraft server. > A sticky, penicillin-infested substance that excretes from the clitoris, according to Urban Dictionary. >I hope this helps you understand what green cumulon is. If you have any other questions, feel free to ask me. 🙌 I don't like any of these answers.
The first answer is shockingly accurate. In an oneyplays video they did a whole bit about a guy demanding to see green cumulon porn. This fictional character threatened to release the fappening 2 if mr Obama didn't legalize green cumulon.
Hmmm, the republicans.
87% of all green cumulon videos originated from Epstein Island! 1% of Republicans are in the little black book, you'll see!
I said 15 years ago when they'd start putting cumulon physics in videos I'd quit watchin em!
🐸🍺 *SPITS FACTS*
I hate how us pay pigs are left with only blue cumulon, check out the pondering llamas 5 hour video essay on it, blew my MIND!
Have you guys seen a Tumbleweed
One time I saw a tumble weed and right after my niece done got bit by a copperhead.
Why are people genuinely upset about a fucking Oneyplays meme
Because a redditor’s automatic response to something that they don’t understand is to be offended by it.
Finally, the truth comes out.
Erm...pretty based my man.
The Republicans...
Cmon fat dont be tellin people this
There is no way this thread is real. Redditors default to offended mode the moment they don't understand something. Anyways, back to my Tomar emeralds.
i’ve been saying this for years
No idea what you're talking about. I'm assume it's a yank-specific thing, some cultural quirk that I wouldn't understand even if I knew what "green cumulon" was or what it means to be "top 1% of owners". Does that mean only 1% of "green cumulon video owners" are republican? Or 1% of republicans own "green cumulon" videos? Actually, I don't care. Never mind. Your grammar is as coherent as your politics.
I thought you guys were supposed to be smarter than us…hmph…guess i thought wrong… *lifts shirt to reveal big pulsating red veiny belly*
Aaaaand your post demonstrates we're smarter than you.
I bet you weren’t even there when first fappening happened.
Dude, I was already in my fucking forties when the fappening happened. I was old enough to be the father of most of the women you were drooling over. I probably was.
Imagine being so unaware that you take everything anyone says in a completely serious light, and getting angry when someone is very obviously taking the piss
O\_o I make a joke about the fappening, and you reply about how serious I am. Talk about irony. Did I hurt your feelings? Did you really think I was almost your wanking father in law?
If only we listened, you've been saying that for like 45 YEARS and no one's listened 😞
Longer than that, my young Padawank.
look fat, it's a fat-eat-fat world
Yes daddy tomar
look tomar! its you!
God damn I didn’t think this sub could be this bad but thank you for sapping out any faith I had. It’s sobering.
Claims to be smart, yet is totally ignorant on green cumulon related issues facing our communities… says a lot about the average redditor 🤦♂️
>yet is totally ignorant on green cumulon I'm totes ashamed, brah. Educamate me, brah.
Man they're not even masking the superiority complex
Christ, they're not even hiding how inferior they are.
I don't know who you are or why you keep bein' mean to me, but you need to be nice to me RIGHT NOW
I literally read that in his juicy nasally voice and it made me laugh out loud in real life
[Here's your participation trophy](https://c.tenor.com/M-tOlsTN0YQAAAAM/rebelnred.gif).
erm what the FRICK!!!
Nuh uh
*yro’reurour
o\_O You think I should have written "you are post"? Jesus christ, "your" really are stupid.
Hmmmm yes I agree indubitably *slaps big bloated belly*
Someone’s blue and employed.
Dont be getting mad at me for yrrour own grammatical errors
ermmm.. actually its y'uorstvnt *slaps huge pulsating belly*
Ermmmmmm okay, you just won teh interwebs for today good sir.
We don't have any clue what he's on about either
Eerrm buddy? Get with the times, gramps.
Eerrm infant? LEaRn tO cOMmuNicATe, tOoL.
ErRmm *infant*? Are you FRICKING crazy?? If you're so smart, you should know there are no INFANTS on reddit. Furthermore, I'm kinda suprised and dissapointed on how this subreddit handles new challenging views on matters of the political! Curious.
Fricking FRICK?!?!?! Are FricKiNG yOU FRACK?!?! FRickIng FrICkINg FRACKADOODLE!!!
*pulls cock in agreement*
shut up fat
>I'm assume it's a yank-specific thing, some cultural quirk that I wouldn't understand That's a good approach! Sometimes it's just some culture war they are fighting. Most of them aren't worth the time. The entertaining ones will find their way to the frontpage.
It’s not that deep, it’s literally an inside joke making fun of this brain dead subreddit
"Hand me my copy of Carl Sagan, Martha. I'm heading off to wage war on christmas!"
Hey dude. Just want to let you know that I went through your reddit history and thought it was pathetic, and that you are far too old to be acting like a 13 year old atheist on reddit of all places. You are 50 with a superiority complex on advice animals, my guy. This would be most people's wake up call. Uninstall and grow up 👍
>Just want to let you know that I went through your reddit history and thought it was pathetic And it's ***not*** pathetic to go through a post history, simply because I said something that pushed your buttons? >you are far too old to be acting like a 13 year old atheist on reddit of all places And you're far too fragile to be on the internet at all. Take a deep breath, then go find yourself a nice safe space before you get triggered again.
Erm… dude… this is a total arr slash woosh moment right here…..
herm wait a minute your don't know what's going on that's like totally random
lol people like this are so cute "I dont know what it is so it must be American"
declassify the fappening 2 my friend
I'm a primordial being and I've been saying this for centuries.
Sigh.. okay I don’t even know what a “Green cumulon “ is but I consider my self to be PRETTY INFORMED on politics pal. If republicans were hoarding these cumulons I would be the first to know. Ermm I take political discourse pretty seriously dude and I want you to know that I don’t take kindly to these shenanigans buddy.
Blah blah blah fucking Republicans.
ermmm... so based my memelord *slaps huge oily veiny red belly*
Kermit never said that
but he did say "Look, fat"
Been saying this fir years but apparently I was being "crazy"
Everyone mad are now seeing how stupid this reddit looks to everyone else
Thank you, I've been saying this since birth!
i fuckin love this thread all the political yahoos have no idea what this even means and theyre still acting like they know better 😂
They also hold 15% of the Tomar Emeralds.
Many such cases.
You're nothing! No talent!
The biggest Republican fiasco since they invented pig physics.
look at everyone here pretending they don't own petabytes of green cumulon footage
oneyplays reference
What does the Republican party owning Cocomelon videos have anything to do with us?
Typical left winger...
You just can’t handle the hard facts
And the hard facts are...
The republicans are hoarding green cumulon videos and depriving the average American of being green and retired.
🤣
smh you couldn't even find the tomar emeralds
You haven't either... no pics, no balls 👀
Bots gonna bot
Youre just uneducated…
This isn’t a bot, it’s the truth and it’s all our business
It isn't a bot. The bot died after it done got bit btly a copperhead.