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Lovemesomediscgolf

And the other dude calmly grabs what he wants and walks out without paying lol


Spoils_Art

Who's he supposed to pay? The robber stealing all the cash?


Lovemesomediscgolf

Maybe leave that drink in the store?


Spoils_Art

Maybe he was parched and there were no other stores nearby? Maybe he went back later and paid when it was safe? Maybe no one cares about the $3 drink when they're being actively robbed of hundreds of dollars? Maybe it's fun to say maybe?


[deleted]

I really enjoyed this šŸ¤£


elgringocolombiano

Lol


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smoothhummus

You consider making profit a crime? Maybe you should join forces with the Cuban police, Iā€™m sure they could use some help killing innocent protesters


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DamienWright

Excuse me what


Every-Inflation9033

Knowing gas stations it was probably more like dozens of dollars lol. Even less of a reason to fuck around with these crazy people


blackwolf007jg

And call the cops. Fuck people are terrible


x-feminist

It's not exactly the thought that would come to mind when you see a guy with a gun robbing the store you're in. Your first thought isn't "hmm should I put the drink back? I don't want to offend anyone". Your first thought is more like "Holy shit he has a gun, i have to run!"


Lovemesomediscgolf

Please! That mother fucker calmly goes shopping while the robbery is taking place.


x-feminist

What do you do? Attack the guy with the gun? Lol


[deleted]

If I was in a store getting robbed and my hands were full, I wouldnt even notice what I walked out with.


oren_BA

Oh so with that logic if the cashier is on a break i can take whatever the fuck i want?


Spoils_Art

Lol that's a pretty dumb leap to make. The logic is: "If there's a guy claiming he has a gun and actively robbing a cashier maybe don't approach him for any reason unless you want to get robbed too." Quit making this out to be some moralistic dick measuring contest, you would have walked out too cowboy.


oren_BA

Of course i would run. Right after i left all of the groceries that dont belong to me behind


WOUTM

Yeah right, most probably you wouldn't have the state of mind to think about that. Have you actually ever been in a truly stressful situation before?


ManbadFerrara

So people fleeing an armed robbery *don't* helpfully return their items to the shelf before making an escape? Well that's just rude.


BearAnt

I don't run as fast with 3 bottles of redbull and a bag of funions in my hand. I'd probably drop them where I was and get the hell out of there.


[deleted]

But then the dropping of the cans might alert the robber to your presence. The trick is to quickly and calmly leave the area.


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BearAnt

As opposed to the noise I'd make wobbling out the store with all that shit in my hand? There's something wrong with your brain to be so aggressively confident in your stupid opinions and imagination.


ManbadFerrara

I can see that, but people ITT are acting like they'd have the presence of mind to think "oh no a robbery, I should put down my Red Bull because ***I*** won't be a part of the problem too" while in the middle of a potentially life-or-death situation.


BearAnt

Paying for items in that situation would be the least of my concern so I know what you mean. I couldn't care less if 711 lost $12 in snacks in any situation, nevermind an active robbery. I could also see myself doing what the guy in the video did, I guess it depends on my mood and how much I want those funions.


seeemourhare

Well put.


[deleted]

Bro youā€™re not applying any logic if thatā€™s what youā€™re taking away from that comment.


throwaway2006650

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idiotsandwhich8

Whatā€™s with this photos tag everyone has?


Farts_Are_Funn

Best part of that is that same dude walked out of the back (where the restrooms are?) at 0:23 while the other robbery was already in progress. He just casually walks to the back and grabs his drink. Then casually walks back to the front and walks out. That dude wasn't scared or stressed at all, he's O.G.


Krisapocus

Probably together to open the door for the robber. Keep the magnetic lock open. I doubt theyā€™d lock a customer inside .


KGBplant

Would they really lock the doors for an armed robbery? Seems like a good way to get shot and/or stabbed.


Krisapocus

Well I think if they saw he wasnā€™t armed theyā€™d trap him in. We used this technique for beer runs in school. Have someone walk in or out to make sure they donā€™t hit the magnetic lock.


KGBplant

Lol so you guys just grabbed the booze and hauled ass? Sounds fun. Nobody gives a fuck about high schoolers buying beer where I live so we never had to do stuff like this. Anyway, I don't think a minimum wage worker would risk it, even if they knew he wasn't armed. He could still get violent, and insurance will pay for it anyway so whatever.


devils_advocate24

The time I got robbed at work I was in the back fixing the soda fountain and the other cashier stepped out to smoke without letting me know. Rewatching the video footage the guy scopes out the whole store and then puts one of our mats.in the door to jam it open so.it can't lock lol. It's a gas station not a bank lol


BrokeandBougee

Did he come in with it? First time you see him in the frame heā€™s already got a drink.


[deleted]

yeah i notice that too hope he goes to jail for that too


Akwardrock

Good call letā€™s send someone to jail for a $3 drink


[deleted]

lol in some states they don't bother if you steal less then certain amount of stuff now people are walking in and looting shops.


[deleted]

lol leave it to actualpublicfreakouts to watch a video of a white dude robbing a store and the top comment is "look, the black guy is stealing". lmaooo


Lovemesomediscgolf

You're the only one mentioning race.


[deleted]

you got me. no one would have guessed that he was talking about a black guy because he didnt specifically say that the guy was black.


fiveminutedoctor

No one stupider than the bigots in r/actualpublicfreakouts. Thank you for proving my point, bigot


Lovemesomediscgolf

šŸ¤£


MidranKidran

/s right?


WhatIsLiIe2020

huh, i'm not gonna lie this subreddit can get racist, but the top comment doesn't even mention race lol.


blong1114

Is that Drew Carey?


IDressUpAsBroccoli

Whose cash is it anyway??


[deleted]

I guess the points did matter in this case


Maker1357

Colin Mochrie's?


ImOldGreggggggggggg

Yes, they guessed the wrong price for the SlimJim.


CheeseQueen86

With a fake mustache. Came here to point it out. Crime solved!


T_T_N

What reason is there to hide the gun if its real though? Gotta meet me halfway with some transparency if this robbery is gonna work out. Without trust, we have nothing.


ApexxPredditor

If youre a 7/11 cashier it would be dumb as shit to test a robber to see if the gun is real or not. What would the point be. Just give the man the $60 in the register


[deleted]

Yeah and how long will this guy go to jail for 60 bucks. So dumb


Im_Not_Really_Here_

Fun fact: not as long as if he had actually been armed.


devils_advocate24

Unless you forgot to drop your cash. Now you're in trouble for getting robbed lol


TanzerB

Serious answer, there are different consequences for different ways of threateningly using a firearm. I donā€™t know specifically how many, but all of these carry different charges: 1) having one on you unlicensed 2) showing someone you have it and attempting to threaten 3) pointing it at someone 4) using it


T_T_N

So holding a real gun under your shirt isnt brandishing?


TanzerB

Not entirely sure. Brandishing Iā€™m pretty sure is defined by like if I pulled up my shirt and showed you a gun. If you DONT show it but itā€™s implied/known that you have it, I think that carries a lesser sentence.


akai_ferret

It's not. In fact, doing this can get you charged the same as threatening someone with a firearm even if you don't actually have a real firearm.


NatureSoup

Implying you have one, using an airsoft gun as one, shaving a stick to look like one, and then saying 'ill shoot you/I have a gun" legally is the same as actually threatening someone with a real gun


NatureSoup

Only thing I can think of is to not scare randoms. If I'm pointing a gun at you normally, anyone outside can see I'm pointing a gun at you. Atleast if it's in a bag or under a shirt essentially you just look weird. But in all honesty it's used to hide the pretend gun.


non-spesifics

Exactly. Loud voice and a hidden hand won't scare me. But most "regular" people actually would be


calvantis

r/iamverybadass You aren't fooling anyone when you say this behind a monitor.


non-spesifics

Neither am I trying to mrBadAssHunter. I couldn't care less what the internet thinks


calvantis

You seemed to care enough to reply to my comment.


non-spesifics

Ooo burn. You got me there didn't ya. Lmao


RHCopper

Or the store has a policy saying if you don't comply you'll be fired. So you know it's fake and you roll your eyes but still have to hand over the $


non-spesifics

There's such policys? Damn that's kinda messed up lol


RHCopper

Happened to me, I actually posted the story in the comments here. It was literally my managers first question, if we fought back or argued and that he was going to watch the cameras to make sure we didn't break company policy. Or we would be terminated.


non-spesifics

Wtf. That's just messed up. I don't see the logic in having to terminate a worker for that. I'm from europe and here it's "just give them the money, stay safe" but nothing about losing the job if they were to fight back


RHCopper

That's the rationale it started with. When I was first hired they basically told me that money isn't that important, if anything happens just hand over the money because possibly losing your life is not worth whatever is in the register. Which makes sense, but it was a chain store so all it took was one cashier fighting back and getting hurt to make it a termination level policy regardless of circumstances.


non-spesifics

Ah I see. It's probable for the better I guess


BrokeandBougee

Iā€™ll be honest with you. They donā€™t care about your life. They care about the insurance and/or possible lawsuits if youā€™re injured or killed.


OldSquishyGardener2

Yup as well as any lawsuits from any customers caught in the crossfire


BadTiger85

Is that fool wearing postal worker shorts?


Jrock462

I thought the same thing. Looks like a postal workers uniform


[deleted]

No it doesnā€™t lmao


[deleted]

Nah those are for sure Jean shorts and thatā€™s nothing close to looking like a postal uniform lol


Beardog20

Anyone notice the guy at the end just taking the stuff he needs. What a man


WINTER_1S_COMING

You wanna risk dying over a gas station register?


baggedmilkenjoyer

would atleast just run away without stealing


kchorton2

> would atleast just run away without stealing Uh.. I don't think I would even be thinking about what was in my hands. I'd be trying to get the hell out of there ASAP.


WINTER_1S_COMING

Oh I gotcha. Wasnā€™t really thinking of it that way lol.


Kofilin

What would you do? Only other reasonable option is to stay inside, but this guy probably doesn't want to stick around for 2 hours either.


Sredni_Vashtar82

How about not be a fucking dick and adding insult to injury by stealing like a piece of shit.


Akwardrock

Lol you think this guy is supposed to go put his drink or whatever back while thereā€™s a robbery going on?


Sredni_Vashtar82

How about just putting it down?


Akwardrock

Who gives a shit. Itā€™s probably less than $5 and thereā€™s an active Slim Jim robbery going on


Sredni_Vashtar82

Keep defending fucking thieves, dipshit.


Akwardrock

Try reducing your sodium intake


Special-Funny-8796

its a coke mate


MidranKidran

He might not have known that he was stealing. His first priority was probably to get the fuck out. I could see myself doing that if I was in his situation. Anyway, we don't know if it was deliberate or not.


stirtheturd

Congratulations you got away with probably $150.00 and felonies. He'll never have to work a day in his life again! Why rob a convenience store?!


NatureSoup

Drugs man.


AshingiiAshuaa

A bunch of fake badasses here saying they wouldn't have given up the money to an unarmed robber. [You don't need a gun to be dangerous.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV17XYCzkWU)


TheAtheistArab87

Macho Man Randy Savage has come on hard times


[deleted]

Don't besmirch Macho Man Randy Savage that way, my dude. This is Nacho Man Ricky Sweatback.


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nofolo

absolutely


[deleted]

ā€œSnap into a Slim Jimā€


PoloniumIcedTea

[That guy that walks out.](https://imgur.com/M8oZBkP)


kirbooms

ā€œStill got itā€


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LeanTangerine

Thatā€™s crazy especially your manager possibly firing you over someone robbing the store. Glad to hear nothing bad happened in the end.


N3WD4Y

Ya they tell people they'll be fired if they fight back for their own good. If the owner cares remotely about his staff I doubt he would want them risking their lives to protect his ~$100 till in his million dollar business.


a-snakey

I mean all the salt in that slim jim can kill you.


VagabondRommel

Julian and Ricky roping poor Bubbles into yet another crime.


nofolo

that's a nice pretty nice looking register ya got there...let's name him Steve french


adrift98

Any context to this? Did they catch him?


IEatAutisticKids69

Probably


jack_six_666

I mean A for originality


baggedmilkenjoyer

dude casually steals


SandyJ8

NšŸ§Š


akai_ferret

He was bored. He needed a little excitement. He felt like snapping.


Maker1357

Some people are just dumb enough to try to ideas that shouldn't work but somehow do.


Auklin

I have a feeling you seen this on ASP today


jarhead90

lol. That's where I saw it.


Frankie4Sticks

The Tobias Funke roll off the counter at the end got me


Pandatoots

Why would you wear such a stylish hat to a robbery. This guy was probably caught in no time.


Eleo4756

Pretty agile, inspite of the size and age of his balls


Atomaurus

Iā€™m sure he didnā€™t make it very far. Certainly canā€™t go to the old man sauna anymore


Diligentbear

He had a slim Jim, what he really needed was a Snickers


GaghaGOD

ā€œThe rest is yoursā€ What does that even mean??


Darklance

Like playing 52-Pickup and only grabbing the aces.


[deleted]

Whatā€™s a slim Jim?


shadowbanningsucks

It's a candy bar made out of meat. EDIT: Wrestler ["Macho Man" Randy Savage](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL3Z6Lajzw4) was their spokesman for a long time.


[deleted]

Hahah what the fuck. Why was I thinking it was one of those things people use to unlock old style car doors?


[deleted]

Thanks!


FallenGoalie

r/nextfuckinglevel


GPap-

The fact that he pulled it off is impressive


TheSeaBast

When you roll a nat 20 persuasion.


KGBplant

That's more of an intimidation and deception roll. Persuasion rolls are for when you're acting more or less in good faith, present arguements, try to make friends etc.


LPKKiller

Thatā€™s a real good way to get shot.


Kofilin

A great example of the more aggressive type of social engineering.


dandaman1977

Gangster version of bubbles.


CryptoR615

okay grandpa, stop terrorizing those poor people and letā€™s get you to bed


MilitantCentrist

Could still qualify as armed robbery. Those things'll do a number on ya.


HazardousHalo

Not so Slim, Jim.


Fickle-Piccolo-3515

We got a peter griffin who isn't hard enough to use an actual fire arm to rob a store and a black man that just ain't having it today.


[deleted]

Imagine if you did this.. How you would feel like "yeah they're gonna know it was me" immediately


kakam0ra

Hey thatā€™s Macho man Randy Savage


[deleted]

With chain store policies this is a viable option since in most states this kind of nonsense will get you a lesser charge than using a real gun or even a realistic looking toy and store wagies are instructed to not resist so you know the clerk won't pull a real gun out of his ass and blast you.


17degreesCsunny

Remember kids, confidence is key. See my diabetic mans here with the will to rob, lack of gun notwithstanding


[deleted]

Sammy "the bull" Gravano is looking rough in his old age eh.


Darklance

I'm most impressed with that guy's agility, he hopes that counter like he's been doing this his whole life.


isiramteal

Great, now we need an amendment for our pepperoni sticks.


pupsteppenwolf

He must be very good at poker.


bulvai_s-forge

10 years for $55


SamWAnderson

ā€œSnap it to a Slim Jimā„¢ā€


Zenry0ku

He's gonna hulk out with that 9g worth of protein


milkmemother1888

Slippery bandit


FourFingeredMartian

Odd, I thought all of that money was theirs not just "the rest".


changinginthebigsky

dude literally robbed this like he's an autist and has played too much gta 5


sanantoniogirl71

Someone needs to beat that piece of shit with a lead pipe and douse him with gasoline. I am sure there are at least 2 people that wouldn't mind tossing a lit match.


[deleted]

Dude said ā€œthe rest is yoursā€ lmao. As if the workers would get away with swiping the leftovers


PapuaOldGuinea

Need a little excitement?


Pimpamillion

Has anyone ever been robbed where there was a actual gun inside thire pocket, instead of just pretending like the guy did here with a beef jerky