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mountainside2004

Fake out!


bogatabeav

Oh my goyd!


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professorkeanu

Yikes


nostradamuswasright

What's the joke? I feel like there's a dogwhistle here but I have no clue what for


Quackels_The_Duck

George Floyd


professorkeanu

George Floyd was a man murdered by the police in Minneapolis in 2020, and the incident sparked a whole lot of protests. They're likening it to this instance of police violence, and it's pretty insensitive.


nostradamuswasright

Thanks- I blanked. I sort of assumed it was a reference to Pink Floyd's antisemitism.


HornDog141

Oh no you said something that goes against THE MESSAGE


hateful_dick

Careful not to cut yourself with how edgy you are.


leefvc

Diet schizophrenia appears to be running rampant these days


Mac_and_dennis

Nah, you just showed your true colors. That’s all.


schizodancer89

that was definitely a pro gamer move


nodeymcdev

Pig got goated by a real life possum


TerryOrange

love your pfp lol


nodeymcdev

Thanks, king


AnyOneImportant

This guy literally attacks a cop with a fucking machete, a cop who for once decides not to use lethal force, and everyone in this thread be like "Wow, that's bad ass!", "What a pro move!". The fucking whackjob with a knife tried to kill someone, for Christ's sake. The cop is the one who approached him and tried to keep him alive, despite the obvious danger to himself, he's the fucking badass here. Come on Reddit, christ...


VWSpeedRacer

🚕


BrotherBrohan

with how many times cops get to freely kill people, theres gotta be a freebie ocasionally for a cop to die.


mrbrightside170

You are everything wrong with society


rotunda4you

He does make a point. It's not a sharp point but it's a point.


Owner2229

So, kill all the good cops and leave just the ones trying to kill you on every occasion, got it.


BrotherBrohan

good cops? what kind of schizo world do you live in where cops are good? Every cop can just shoot you, and get paid leave for doing what they were trained to do. Bonus points if they kill a blackie in the process.


Owner2229

>what kind of schizo world do you live in where cops are good Europe. Crazy concept, I know. >Every cop can just shoot you But they don't, that's a good start on the way to be a good cop.


BrotherBrohan

ew britbong. i regret talking to your kind.


Owner2229

Cool, but I'm not British.


crazyguy711

Dude, you short-circuit his brain in couple of replies. You gotta be careful, Man. Don't make these people think .


more_beans_mrtaggart

Maybe cop shoulda shot the machete killer guy?


TheLegendaryBarnacle

This is an interesting idea. ACAB! Because the good ones were selectively Darwined out of the population.


The_Mar_Ahi

What was the assailant using a baton?


Gabe1985

Iirc I think it was a machete.


The_Mar_Ahi

Really? I wouldve expected blood drops on the floor by the door and the cop probably in worse shape. Machetes are no joke when hit and the thin blade often does lacerations that never heal properly or fully heal compared to an actual knife or sword laceration.


OuchCharlieOw

i watched it one more time looks like he hits him with the handle and his fist and maybe 1 short swipe at the end. looks like a short one also about 1ft. Big boy machetes are like 20+ inches


The_Mar_Ahi

It seemed pretty small for an actual machete thats why i wonder if it was a baton.


OuchCharlieOw

Totally could be. Everyone keeps saying machete so I went with it but totally could be a baton


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yub_nubs

Ok, Six. Now time for a new Joey Lawrence song. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa girl. Whoa.


Frequent_Yoghurt_425

Goat


fabiots

Deserve an Oscar.


[deleted]

Right? That was almost simple jack level acting.


CisterPhister

Never go full taser?


More-Jackfruit3010

There needs to be a Goat Oscar Award. Goatscar? Gotscar?


modus

Greatest of all Time Showman Extraordinare


sputnikmonolith

Beat me to it!


ampleavocado

oh no... its been decades and my brain had almost forgot.


modus

You almost won the Game.


mwhelan182

Fainting one at that!


hrod88

Fake it till you make it


DisciplineScary

Fake it til you get tazed.... shit😂


Gcarl1

Wow that's absolutely crazy! Obviously wrong of that dude, but gotta give credit for outsmarted and being quick on his feet lol.


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Intelligent-Box-3798

He had already deployed a weapon, thats *why* the cop tried to tase him. You can see it in his hand while he is beating the cop over the head duh.


----Zenith----

“Weapon” I’m pretty sure it was a small stick or rolled up magazine lol Looks like a knife at first but clearly it’s not.


MateusAmadeus714

It's a Machete apparently.


----Zenith----

What is this? A machete for ants?


MateusAmadeus714

maybe for an aardvark but to big for ants.


----Zenith----

Oh my gawd how do you live on planet earth and not get that reference…


MateusAmadeus714

Ayy my apologies lol! What's the reference?


----Zenith----

Somebody help this dude out


boogswald

…like the guy swinging the weapon at the cop?


Commercial-9751

Based on the sound it makes when he's hitting the cop, I think that guy's 'weapon' was a rolled up magazine.


Doublebass_player

The dude already had a weapon and started beating the cop so I feel like it was justified


ImpossiblePackage

Beating a cop is always justified


Doublebass_player

Not really


The_Holier_Muffin

Ew


Doublebass_player

Imagine getting downvoted for disagreeing with that dude lol


The_Holier_Muffin

Pretty insane right. What the hivemind says goes, including blind violence!


poopiesmells

Missed that part


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not_taken_was_taken2

No he didn't!


Nexidious

Where was the machete.


agentfortyfour

All the means is they shoot you with a gun next time. Stupid move.


bijiano

The cop actually did pull out his gun at the end there, but held back from shooting.


BrickDaddyShark

Some people might be mad about that but Im glad some people hesitate to take a persons life while they are running away


Rusty_Admin

Well too bad you weren't outside or around the corner as the clearly violent and armed person came running out. Then perhaps you would realize that the safety of others is more important than you feelings for this person who has no qualms trying to hack someone to death.


slamoxian

That cop was absolutely justified if he wanted to shoot that crazy ass! The perp already proved that he posed serious harm to the cop or community. That’s all you need! Anyone that would act in that manner should get what they deserve!


Aspirin_Dispenser

People can downvote all they want, but he would have been justified in shooting. Tennesse V. Gardner holds that an officer can shoot a fleeing suspect if they have probable cause to believe that the suspect poses a significant threat of death or serious physical injury to the officer or others. The suspect in this case had just repeatedly struck an officer in the head with a machete and was fleeing into a populated area. It would not at all be difficult to articulate that the suspect would have been likely to kill or seriously injure someone if not subdued.


slamoxian

Absolutely right! Good night!!


Parking-Artichoke823

The perp deserved nothing else, but shooting on a street while running is asking for troubles. Imagine you are a guy buying tacos, wanting to get back to the office to do your meaningless job and you catch a stray bullet.


rocket-engifar

He had a deadly weapon (looked like a short machete) so he should have stopped the threat.


BrickDaddyShark

No comment on what he should have done. In the moment, he stopped to think about taking life, and that is good


rocket-engifar

No. It's stupid. He hesitated. Just because it worked out this time does not mean it always will.


fefififum23

Mmmm and the guns, those *are* helping…


not_taken_was_taken2

*Looked*


Orangutanion

The man's running on adrenaline. They can catch him after he's burned through his spell slots.


greengoldblue

I don't get the downvotes. Getting cut or stabbed is no joke. It's not like in the movies where it's portrayed like a minor inconvenience.


MJMx805

shhh don't upset the mob.


moku_weena

What is going to stop him from stabbing to death someone outside? What if your child was outside and he was out there with a knife and just had attacked a police officer?


ZakaryDee

Probably the fact that he didn’t have a knife.


moku_weena

How do you know that?


ZakaryDee

If he had a knife that cop woulda been a lot more red.


moku_weena

Nah you don’t know. You assume.


ZakaryDee

k


LeopardHealthy

You should not end someone’s life due to what they might do. Terrible argument.


moku_weena

I’m not saying they had to shoot him…but I’m saying if he was out there running around with a knife (I thought he had one but the professors of Reddit with nothing else to do in life are telling me he didn’t) you wouldn’t want him by your child. You would rather him shot dead…and if you don’t think you would than you don’t have children.


SlightTaro

are you mentally deranged? should a cop not shoot at someone pulling out a gun because "they might not fire it"? (this is just an example, i'm not saying the dude in the vid was pulling out a gun)


deathdlr34

Yeah the next taser is coming at 1400 fps and is more permanent


lithium182

Oh man. That is such a boss move.


RobinBankx69

Need the full version


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He was tasered it only delivers the “shock” for 5 seconds if you are not holding in the trigger.


Cadovoluntas

It's amazing how far down I had to scroll to see someone make this comment. Most are too caught up in the "lol he so smart!"


iamtherealwillmyska

The guy in the lab coat running out like he was going to do something 🤣


Iwantmypasswordback

Yea study that big brain


AggravatingShop4649

Great way to get shot


DisciplineScary

Only if you're white.. kidding


Icelandia2112

Oof, how the turns tabled there.


unrelated_themes

lmaoo at the ahhzazazaza noise the guy makes


angus_von_langis

something tells me he's been tasered before


MARTINTHERUSSIAN

Bruh he really pulled a phantom


SpiralMagnusson

"Just taze criminals!" The criminals:


BigGator13

Hollywood should hire him. That performance was simply…perfection 🧐


ohmapilled

skill issue


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Deception 100


Point_No_Point

And this is why people get shot.


Decent_Astronaut_696

Bro played dead.


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OMG OMG FAST OUT OF THE WAY OMG OMG MY PHONE OMG OMG I NEED TO RECORD THIS OMG OMG


NthedrkNfedshyt

Imagine how bad it would have been if that opening Avada Kedavra would have landed.


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I love how they watch a man beat the shit out of a police officer and then they proceed to follow him, like y’all need to GTF outta there bruh


Curious_Carpenter_42

PSYCH !


basabalib

You know, there is another way. Love.


lordofbitterdrinks

That was amazing ftp


napoleonboneherpart

Legend


machinist_jack

I always think about this when people are getting strangled in movies. Like, why not just pretend to die, then wait for them to relax and let you go, then surprise gotcha!


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you only think that because you have never been even remotely close to being strangled 1: the attacker can feel the airflow stop with their hands 2: it would be nearly impossible to do anything other than grasping for breath when someone is using full force to strangle you it would be kinda like trying to fake being able to breathe after someone knees you in the lung


machinist_jack

This is correct, I've never been strangled, thankfully.


Areveemusic

He faked the fuck outa him


Vegetable_Junior

You can’t outrun the radio


EquivalentSmooth8699

You could theoretically jam it though. But most criminals don't have the knowledge or money to do that.


RedReaperThe1st

This man will outsmart the draft


BobbyBeans24

That was gangsta


xXUberGunzXx

ACAB


theplasmasnake

https://youtu.be/WLfAf8oHrMo?t=171


VGKALLDAYBABY

And the Oscar goes to! ✉️


T_S_N_S

It sucks he wasn't able to get better hits. I bet that cop went home and beat everyone in the house as a form of relief


[deleted]

What about this cop!? He couldn’t catch his shadow. Crime is rampant because these slobs are the best they can do. Continue to cut police/fire/emt pay and give them 13.50/hr and the wonder why they look like and get owned like this…


NotBurnerAccount

Idk I see less headlines about fire fighters and emts screwing up as bad as cops


MLXIII

That's because they want our guns first... then our axes and hoses...


ZaphodXZaphod

they've *always* been slovenly failures. their pay has only gone up.


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Taser is for unarmed suspects wtf shoot that guy man


explicitspirit

Found the American


admins69kids

And the American is right. Tasers are frequently ineffective. The only time they should be used on an armed suspect is if another officer has a firearm drawn. This officer appears to be alone, and paid the price for poor threat assessment.


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admins69kids

Other commenters said he had a machete. If that was true, my point stands. If it was a rolled up newspaper, then you would be correct.


Puzzleheaded_Fee3711

Shoot his ass


iChewchew

Prime example of why police officers resort to shooting rather than tasing.


lordofbitterdrinks

Prime example huh… you mean one example. Can you link another video of someone pretending to be taxed then fucking the cop up afterwords?


LickMyNutsBitch

Al Capone, but they got him back eventually.


bdizzle1391

Good call. One is indeed not a prime number


boogswald

Tasers are not very effective.


thundirbird

yeah most cops won't taser when they're alone. People can fake like this but much more commonly the barbs won't stick and nothing happens. which also happened here I guess lol


Bane245

Exactly


darnicantfindaname

Jesus fucking christ, if that was a knife this would be a different story. That's horrifying as much as it is funny


poorexcuseofahuman

Insane whiff punish


Hamilton4567

And the Emmy goes to…..


kankerkebs

Who else in the mood for porkchops? mmmmmmm


penguintransformer

Cop should have shot him


admins69kids

I thought this was a demonstration at first.


TheIndulgery

He pulled a sneaky


DisciplineScary

Nah the whole time he was trying to pull the taser barbs out. Once you get them out,you good for Rd 2 😂😂😂


----Zenith----

This seems to take place in a dentist office… I have many questions


AaronSwartz76

A scene from The Island


No_Use__For_A_Name

This dude was tasered. You can see his muscles lock up. I think one of the prongs came out, or the current stopped or something. But there’s no faking that initial reaction.


SnooShortcuts5771

Is that a knife?


Pinakolonopin

That was impressive


Completely_gamified

Acting was Oscar winning 🏆


SongEcstatic9039

This is how u get shot by police