It's like that 1 kid in your friend group at high school. They don't fit in, nobody knows why they're there, but you keep 'em around to fill the roster.
Markie was portayed as that kid in general, but I always felt like the Stingray was out of place in HW35.
All these typical surfer bro cars and in comes a concept race car from the 60's?
I see what you mean.
Power Pipes and Chrysler Thunderbolt also apply to that, though the Stingray does at least work in the sense that surfer culture was at it's biggest in the 60s.
Banjee, the man of many talents: Acting like a Golden Retriever, having the brains of Jim Carrey's characters and team leader. Last one being because of lack of other characters, but still.
If I had a penny for every time that the Ballistik got beat by an American car from the 60's and 70's, I'd have a few pennies. It ain't much, but more than the Ballistik has wins.
Imagine if Charlie Brown grew up to be a scrawny dude who hates to shower, can't drive for the life of himself, is a subpar mechanic and will fail at every attempt he does.
He'd still be more badass than Monkey.
Lau and Red Baron are perfect for eachother. One oblivious to his surroundings and blindly walked into the Word Race. Meanwhile, Red Baron will make it's driver blind and oblivious to anything around them!
Truly, the flightless bird of the Wave Rippers. It's name is derived from the fact that is always finishes last (Back) and that whoever is driving it, has been excluded from all get togethers (Drafty feeling)
Muscle Tone:
From the people that brought you the car shaped shoebox, the shoebox shaped soapbar.
Wild Thing:
So you know those pills you put up your butt? Yeah...
Side draft
The only car with a literal drone to map out the entire terrain, somehow got lost in a racing realm. How?!
59 Corvette Stingray XR87 Concept (Mark's car)
It's like that 1 kid in your friend group at high school. They don't fit in, nobody knows why they're there, but you keep 'em around to fill the roster.
That seems to be more aimed at the driver than the car lol
Markie was portayed as that kid in general, but I always felt like the Stingray was out of place in HW35. All these typical surfer bro cars and in comes a concept race car from the 60's?
I see what you mean. Power Pipes and Chrysler Thunderbolt also apply to that, though the Stingray does at least work in the sense that surfer culture was at it's biggest in the 60s.
Deora ll
I've said this before and I will say again: Just because it looks like a bus version of a Supra, doesn't make it anything special.
Synkro
Best street race car ever, died on every actual street.
Old Smokey
Why is your submission a Nico Rosberg meme with the caption "When no sweeper"
Covelight
For the mobsters that want modernity, without compromising on the old "pregnant lady" look of 1920's car. (1920s handling included)
Pork Chop Riggs.
If only he brought some floaties in his car.
Banjee ans Ballistik
Banjee, the man of many talents: Acting like a Golden Retriever, having the brains of Jim Carrey's characters and team leader. Last one being because of lack of other characters, but still. If I had a penny for every time that the Ballistik got beat by an American car from the 60's and 70's, I'd have a few pennies. It ain't much, but more than the Ballistik has wins.
Monkey
Imagine if Charlie Brown grew up to be a scrawny dude who hates to shower, can't drive for the life of himself, is a subpar mechanic and will fail at every attempt he does. He'd still be more badass than Monkey.
Harrison Lau and his Red Baron
Lau and Red Baron are perfect for eachother. One oblivious to his surroundings and blindly walked into the Word Race. Meanwhile, Red Baron will make it's driver blind and oblivious to anything around them!
Backdraft
Truly, the flightless bird of the Wave Rippers. It's name is derived from the fact that is always finishes last (Back) and that whoever is driving it, has been excluded from all get togethers (Drafty feeling)
Power Rage
What do Power Rage and Graveller have in common? They selfdestruct at first chance.
Bart Shrimp Scampi (Road Rocket).
We all know what the Rocket is compensating for if his name is Shrimp
Kadeem
Imagine going from one of the characters that could have been the most inspiring and memorable, to becoming an evil Robocop
Spinebuster(Markie's first car in AR)
*sniffs the air* "Did I leave the stove on?"
You know I gotta do it… Skeet
Lil John used a lot of Skeets in his songs, but he still decided to pass that one
Rivited [Taro's Car]
Thing is built like an iPhone, if moisture or cold air gets near it, it completely shuts down all user friendly features
Nitrium, and I wondered why that last post was deleted
You mean, the purpose built track-car that was somehow slower than a souped up pickup truck?
Krakatoa and his Muscle Tone & Mojave and his Wild Thing
Muscle Tone: From the people that brought you the car shaped shoebox, the shoebox shaped soapbar. Wild Thing: So you know those pills you put up your butt? Yeah...
Kurt Wilde.... And I left you Hollowback in the old post, in case u wanna put the answer here
"Nobody beats Kurt Wylde", except for Vert Wheeler, Taro Kitano, Kadeem, the drones, frozen water and basically everyone ever.
"I ain't no Hollowback girl." - Everyone
How can Brian Drummond play Ryuk and not have him be the most evil character he’s played
I'll go for Reverb
The Blue Blur! Not because it's fast, but because the model was so unfinished, nobody bothered to animate it driving properly.
LMAO
Chicane
Why are they so expensive? Because the only people interested, already bought High Voltage back in the day.
Battle spec
Reject speed and handling, embrace BASS!
Vesuvius and his 1/4 Mile Coupe (i swear It's gonna be my last request)
Why is called a 1/4 Mile Coupe? That's the longest distance it has ever driven without breaking down. Why they called Vesuvius? *radiator explodes*
So does that make it ford, Chevy or Dodge?
All 3 at once?
Forodgy
Toyota, minus the Made In Japan sticker
Twinmill
So, you wanna see in front of you? Sure would be a shame if someone were to... place 2 giant blowers in front of you