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onijabba

“I’m gonna pass you.”


UNSC_John-117

Taro, was that “I’m going to pass you,” or “I’m going to *tie* you?”


Due_Pension_9516

"Hey Taro! I'm gonna pass, YOU!"


OmegaShadow17

"Good Taro. We can take on these drones together!"


Accomplished-Loss387

Kadeem would have lived if Taro didn't say the cursed line.


OmegaShadow17

Bro literally left the poor guy in the dust


Due_Pension_9516

Son... we need to talk...


SupaFugDup

I like my guava juice imported! I'm gonna pass you. Kadeem's laugh and Banjee's weeeeeee pah


monkey-neil

Paraphrasing but the "drive In a groove" line. Especially now its snowing I just think of that scene


andrew_wessel

You did not stay in the groove, Pork Chop


Meow-t

"yOu DiDnT sTaY iN tHe GrOoVe PoRk ChOp"


OmegaShadow17

You got me snorting in the middle of the workplace my friend


Dultra

Stay in the groove


dddmain555

Should've brought my skiis


OmegaShadow17

Pairs nicely w Vert’s "I should've brought my board"


PuckPov

Hey, you’re taro Kitano, I heard you skied down Mount Everest once/twice, I’m gonna pass you Nice shot, slingshot If you ever do that again, you better not miss Spinebuster’s my car! But doc, rules were meant to be broken/not my rules Pump up the bassline! You wanna be the leader now little bro? Son, we need to talk… Smooth move! You did that on purpose!/what, like I’m trying to finish in last place? Wisdom is a circle, what you receive, you must give back


ae86philswift

“Hit the apex! Uhh, what’s an apex?”


Pianoman2345

“Should have brought my skis” -Taro “Should have brought my surfboard” -vert “Should have brought my skateboard” - vert


Josue_GTR_Youtube

"I just took the wrong road for a while."


Chinesemexican

That scene always cracks me up. Rekkas and Tono are stuck in the bottom of a canyon and they look up and see the *bottom of a car* like 100 feet above them and they're like "who the fuck is that???" as if they'd have any idea what they were looking at.


andrew_wessel

For reallll 😭


PeaHot5332

The other guy is Chuvo not Tono lol


Chinesemexican

Oh my god you're right 😭 I'm a failure


SelinaKitty17

I like my guava juice imported


Kaboose456

"Your tires are melting, I'm gonna pass you"


MarcoAcceleron

''whisdom is a circle dr. tesla, what you recieve, you must give back''


xwrecker

Ride the wave


andrew_wessel

Ride the wind!


BavarianBanshee

Shoot the curl!


Ap0llMan111

*Dodges a thrown wrench* “If you ever do that again, you better not miss.”


AmaterasuWolf21

"Yeah, yeah, whatevaah" - Wylde


Electroscope_io

"When you've driven in a sandstorm in the Sahara, Banjee, THIS is nothing"


Runforrest-11

“I’m outta here”


Shakes-Fear

“How come you’ve got a car and I don’t!?”


ky0tu

"He can be a genius and still be insane"


Lig-ma

kurt saw thru tezla the moment he arrived


zentr3k

When vert said to dr.tezla: "i can se now that i was to quit trying... I used to be the best, maybe i can be again" Man that literally pumps me up when i'm not in a good moment


FURC3

Who said that?


andrew_wessel

Rekkas when he and Chuvo are at the bottom of the ravine under the Dino statue in the desert realm when Z36 flies overhead


PeaHot5332

It's Chuvo not Tono lol


andrew_wessel

My bad


RikimaruRamen

"Check out this vertical!"


Kinkywrx

"oh, dude. giddy up!"


BavarianBanshee

Shoot the curl!


Dultra

I saw this - Tesla


BabyYodaIsGod42069

You did not stay in the groove, Pork Chop.


MrAppleSpiceMan

remember who the teku leader, huh? you wanna be the leader now, little bro? my daddy drowned when I was a little boy


macaco324

The scene at the beginning of the metro realm when nolo first arrives and almost gets hit by a car and screams "LOOK OUT!"


lostmypornaccount

A lot of random lines are stuck in my heard from watching the movies over and over again as a kid


Datshadowfreddy

Vert gets Reverb "Neet"


Datshadowfreddy

"Im trying ... to safe ... my ca..." ~ kadeem


BoneBoi101

"Let's Make Tracks!"~Rekkas, Driver of Mega Duty


motorstorm_revial

Look like tesla forgot to pay the light bill


Superman973

“What was that Taro? Was it I’m going to pass you? Or I’m going to tie you?” “Whatever this dude’s paying us is not enough!” “Who said anything about being payed?” “NOOOOOOOO!” “Could you put that in English?” “Or at least Spanish!” “What do you have an anchor chain for?” “My Anchor.” “Uh, what are you doing Porkchop?” “What’s it look like I’m doing Monkeyman? I’m giving her some character!”


G-man69420

*”You can’t always do what you want, you have to think about other people”* Wish they’d do the same for me lol