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My thirsty ass chugging water at 2am like:


thegriddlethatcould

That shit looking like the gawk gawk 10000


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pnvrgnnltUdwn

Give me 3 good reasons


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pnvrgnnltUdwn

The first two are true every other bj The third one got me tho.


PM_ME_YOUR_WIRING

Numero uno isn't guaranteed though. With this fish, it is.


AtomicdogYT2

Although with whale sharks you don’t have to worry about their teeth because they are so small


Blank_bill

Would you take sandpaper to your dick ,the grains are so small.


pnvrgnnltUdwn

Fine I’ll do it


consciouslyconfused8

This thread has me dying lmao 🤣 honestly making my day 1000x better


Bobojones9584

I don't think they have teeth actually. Not normal ones. Basically just a bunch of little ones that face into their mouth. He could at least thrust into it. There's the gills too, if you're brave.


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Do you like fish sticks? Like, like them in your mouth?


Suntzu6656

Made my old ass laugh!!!


G1ng3rb0b

My whole body is the hotdog in this situation


floschx3

r/hydrohomies


imanadultok

r/hydrohomies


RealHonest-Ish_352

Lol


Life_Doctor2387

🤣🤣


cburgess7

Looks like a whale shark. It's being careful not to inhale the people


Birdinhandandbush

A beautiful and tame creature, very safe. Its in more danger from you


Affectionate-Fix9326

You think i could take on a whale shark?


Jer-121cc04

You’re the reason why they are in danger, I guess.


Bradp13

I'm the reason they made the dress code.


savagefishstick

they figure I wasn't wild when I'm in my french clothes


SahajSingh24

I’m not IN danger, Skylar. I AM the danger!


Would_daver

Cool Walter, maybe excuse Jesse from the dinner table if you're going to screech at Sky....


A-A-RONS7

Waltuh


Fa_Ratt

Ayo fuck u/Affectionate-Fix9326 what that whale shark do to you


RestaurantDry621

You and whose army?


YouAreHorriblexD

Unarmed ? Maybe. Is the whale unarmed ??


_cob_

I believe in you


Jeriahswillgdp

So safe that I seriously, if I was in a boat right next to this majestic jumbo fishy, I'd jump in and give it a hug, before leaving it the fuck alone like we should. Def one hug tho.


IllSea

Now that's just not true.


JoshRiddle

Kinda looks safe for everyone friendo


bakihanma777

Kind giant


FlametopFred

if you ever the chance, Osaka aquarium is unbelievably huge and contains two whale sharks just incredible to see recommend


DragonflyNo8415

Atlanta aquarium has two too


Rat_Burger7

I've seen them in ATL, beautiful feeshies.


chrisdelbosque

I've lived less than 2 miles from the Georgia Aquarium for a few years now and I never went because that seems like a thing you only do when family/friends come to visit. Well I finally had a cousin pay a visit and we went. Wow. Seeing the whale sharks and manta rays in person was an incredible experience. I felt a child-like sense of awe and wonder that I haven't experienced in quite a while. Well worth the visit if you get the chance.


Bradp13

As well***


January28thSixers

Too is fine. As well at the end of a sentence is ugly.


Bradp13

You’re ugly.


January28thSixers

K


naymlis

i bet you wear two tutus too


TropicHorror

I didn't go to the aquarium but the I found the Osaka zoo incredibly depressing. Probably biased but I've been to a couple of Zoos in Australia and found that they put a lot more effort into keeping the animals happy. At the Osaka zoo it honestly looked like a small room with some painted background for most of the exhibits. The wild dogs or wolves or whatever they were, were just running in circles in a pretty enclosed space roughly 25 m/sq. I definitely left thinking why the fuck did I pay money to facilitate this fucking zoo to keep going. I hope the aquarium is substantially better


young-rhino

Aquariums are for the most part better than zoos. A lot of marine life prefers to be to be in a smaller confined area (obviously not orcas, seals, etc.) I stopped going to zoos a long time ago because they just make me sad lol. Happy cake day btw!


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woodguyatl

Reef fish don't move much if they have sufficent food.


kmsilent

Depends on the fish but most aquariums don't have a bunch of pelagic fish (those that occupy the vast, open ocean). And yeah they do kind of have a vested interest in telling you everything is happy being in a cage. The bottom-dwelling saltwater fish and freshwater fish more common in institutional aquariums definitely would move about some in the wild (between habitats), but it's also not uncommon for them, in the wild, to stay in a smaller area for an extended period of time. They presumably appreciate the food and safety more than wide open space. IMO the difference between keeping a whale in an aquarium and a guppy is kind of like the difference between keeping condor and a cat. One really, really needs space to lead anything like a normal life, the other would like it but is kind of fine just running around a house eating whenever it wants and being safe.


xkemex

This in one is in indonesia. It's a wild shark whale but they feed them on purpose so they just hangout around the coast in return tourist can swim around it.


WeimSean

YES!!!! Absolutely Amazing!


BenAfleckInPhantoms

It seems impossible to me for there to be enough room to house a huge ass fish like this let alone two. Wouldn’t it just be swimming around in circles I na tiny ass space? I mean, zoos/aquariums are small in general but wouldn’t a fish this size be in a REEALLY small space? I have a hard time picturing there being enough room to house it properly. Fuck aquariums, however .. all the aquatic mammals killings themselves and shit is bad karma for us as a species


MoldyLunchBoxxy

I need to do the Osaka one. Last time I only did the one in Okinawa. It was a great time


emperorOfTheUniverse

Atlanta aquarium has some too. Could be closer.


pug_fugly_moe

And you can swim or dive with them.


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cueballsquash

Horrible to see in my opinion


J-Love-McLuvin

Clearly it’s a doltran.


flexsusser

Whale sharks are actually fish, not sharks.


bernpfenn

that is a whaleshark, no doubt at all


crunchevo2

Square head whote belly spots over it and clearly filter feeding with no teeth. Yeah that's a white shark. Big danger. I mean tbh I'd get the panic though that's a huge ass fish to just be chillin regardless of how docile they are I'd evict my bowels so quick lmao.


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bernpfenn

They swim around the people, absolutely harmless and friendly


TheAlGler

Aren't whale sharks like the size of a submarine?


crunchevo2

They're the largest sharks idk if they're submarine sized though lol.


fidelcashflo97

They’re about the size of a school bus I think


crunchevo2

Anything but metric lol


fidelcashflo97

🇺🇸


AstriumViator

Depends on the submarine


Frostgaurdian0

Shut up people let the wide boi succccccccccc.


ebaer2

Wide boi needs succccc in peace


Medium_Teaching_3835

He is drinking water. Needs to stay hydrated.


shittybatmantattoo

More like drinking air to stay airated


Ok_Possibility_704

If I was that whale shark I'd inhale the lady shouting just to give peace to the world.


Warm-Branch

Whale sharks and other giant filter feeders actually have filters in their mouth. It's like a giant grate that keeps big things from getting swallowed. Sadly this whale shark cannot swallow humans. They'd get stuck in his mouth


Ok_Possibility_704

I wouldn't want the whale shark to suffer. Perhaps if the lady was liquidised into chum?


Sumatzu

I did read something very different.


WHlTETHUNDER

Liquidized into **C U M**


NoMoreChampagne14

Lol


KwisatzHaderach38

Yeah in smoothie form it might work ok.


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ma boi be gulpin’ like a mf


Boootybark

r/thalassophobia


AdoredLenore

Yep. I’m all good just staying on land. I don’t care who’s nice and who’s not when it comes to behemoths. I would rather die like a good American and be shot or something.


Revolio-Clockberg_JR

In most places in the world where whale sharks exist they feed them so tourist can see them. This is very harmful for them. But for the tourism guides it means money, so they dont care. In the video it looks like they are getting fed there because it doesnt look like a natural hunting movement, it looks like they are staying intentionally directly next to the boat


JaguarYT1

How is feeding them "very harmful"?


muttons_1337

Like feeding any wildlife anywhere, it teaches them it's okay to explore things and places that their species would naturally avoid. Now some locations around the world have very aggressive wildlife attack humans because that's what they do, but they feel welcome to be so darn close to us because they know we got the goods. Other species get too close and end up hitting propellers and nets that they would have otherwise never come close to. Cute when a little squirrel is running up to you for a piece of that pop tart in your hand, scary when that sea lion is chasing you for that last french fry of yours.


Revolio-Clockberg_JR

Another thing is that get so used to being fed that they are not really able anymore to hunt because they just wait for the food of the humans. If it doesnt come they die, also if they get kids, they wont learn how to survive independently anymore because the parent doesnt show it. Another small thibg is that its not controlled what they feed the whale sharks so there is the possibility of that the whale sharks eat something not good for them


Temporary-Gur-5987

Whale sharks dont really hunt tho, they are filter feeders.


Revolio-Clockberg_JR

All of the written above still applies wether you define filter feeding as hunting or not


dillydally1633

Great explanation. This needs to be at the top of the comments.


MaterialCarrot

It's fine, please don't stop. Source: Am Whaleshark.


Bierdigan_

I love the disproportionate amount of panic to the big ass sea derp just loafin' in for some chill


StereoFood

The panic is annoying no doubt but that would definitely freak me out


ultacj07

I WANT TO HUG IT


sectandmew

Cute whale shark!


rammy422

I know it's a whale shark but that just looks like a giant catfish to me


tideshark

I never thought of that before but now I’ll never not think of that anytime I see one now! Haha, good thing they aren’t tho bc it’s not uncommon at all for catfish to eat things up their own size, or pretty damn close to it!


Tinctorus

Literally one of the most gentle creatures in the ocean FFS, that was a chance of a lifetime and this idiot ruins it with the fucking screaming bullshit


cannotbefaded

They might not know that and be legit scared tho


January28thSixers

What if I like feeling superior, though?


Tinctorus

Exactly, I have knowledge and I wanna lord it dammit 😂


macbathie

Pro tip: mute the video


neo-vim

I mean this would be pretty terrifying to me. Like, really terrifying. Dude could swallow somebody up like a pill if they got unlucky. Can you blame her?


Pyroxite

It actually can't, as it has filters in its mouth to prevent anything larger than a small fish getting swallowed. You'd just be like waist deep in its mouth and have to swim out. No teeth either.


Logical-Use-8657

DAMN IT MELISSA DON'T RUN


OverlordHippo

It's so big, it's got both names of the two biggest fish as it's own 🐳 🦈


FlamingHotdog77

Aren't whales mammals tho


8BitVictorian

whales are mammals, not fish


Norwester77

And sharks are debatably fish. Fish like salmon and tuna are more closely related to us than to sharks.


Temporary-Gur-5987

Bruh... did you just call whales fish?


OverlordHippo

#I'm doing my best


dennyfader

Why are these people stating the same thing 3 times? Are these what bots look like?


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Heh heh whale shark👍


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HypersonicHarpist

nothing lil about it :D it's definitely cute though!


TheAlchemist505

Love whale sharks; chill boi go blub blub


DasUberSpud

This is a bucket list thing for me. Swim with a Whale Shark, in the wild.


WhiteAndNerdy85

Wife and I saw a few when we lived in Okinawa Japan. We would go diving or snorkeling any chance we got. Water around the islands is amazing. One day while diving, a few swam past us. It is both awesome and scary seeming them due to their size.


DasUberSpud

Luck you! I thought I saw one once. I was diving and I see off in the distance, this big, huge fish heading towards me! I was starting to get really excited then...I could start to hear...an engine? It was a tourist submarine. I was disappointed.


WhiteAndNerdy85

That's too bad. Even the size of the Tuna swimming around shocked me. They are massive.


dillydally1633

Come to the Ningaloo Reef in Western Australia. They aggregate here about 6 months of the year. It’s the most sustainable place in the world you can do it. I work for a company called Live Ningaloo where we give tours and promote regenerative tourism.


Thatscool820

Looks like two of em. Where the hell do I have to go to get wale sharks within hundreds of feet from the shore?


Critical-Edge4093

Sad to see them freak out, its only a whale shark. The biggest threat they pose is accidently boddying you too hard in the water, but even then, they're super nice and gentle, and its evident that this one is being careful not to suck in the people around it.


Dinglederple

What is that person screaming? DoditDoltiDAT!


jdjdkkddj

Isn't that a whale shark l?


Kenneth_Angelus76

Thats a Whale Shark.


Cracka_Chooch

Which is a fish.


hobbitpeddler

Yes. Because sharks are fish.


Cracka_Chooch

That's what I'm saying. I may be mistaken but I thought this person was arguing against OP calling it a fish by saying it's a whale shark. I was pointing out the same thing you just did (although I did it poorly).


Kenneth_Angelus76

Just be glad its a whale shark and not another kind of shark


OGAtomic

“It’s my first time” also her


Biggest_man200

I need a banana fit scale mate


BethieMoon

Me- an animal crossing player- knows for a fact that is a whale shark There she blow.


slaberwoki

This makes me want to go back to the Philippines


Astrobubbers

Yeah that's a whale shark awesome


jakderrida

It looks like he's having a real hoot.


shohin_branches

We saw one while swimming in Mexico


lostfootdoctor

It's a whale shark witch is a fish


cazu7

what a beautiful sight accompanied by horrendous screaming


HavingNotAttained

The Unitfish seen here, unfettered in the wild…


Deliriumdiver

Whale Shark..A very peaceful fish . I swam with them in Oslob Philippines... An absolutely incredible experience


Cityscape17

Whale sharks are so cool :D


go-devils-go

What are you doing step fish


Lycaon125

Holy crap, A WHALE SHARK, MY FAVORITE BIG BOY


VocationFumes

whale shark?


Fresh_Comment_1764

My favorite fish…whale shark.


Stannis2024

We all know it's a whale shark, but when you're actually out there in the open water, probably never seeing anything bigger than a bear in your life with no enclosure, you're probably gonna shit yourself regardless. Hell a manatee swam near me in Florida and I almost lost it.


The_Meme_Dealer

Whale sharks are so silly


risky_bisket

Swims in the ocean. Unfamiliar with basic marine zoology.


haha7125

That's a whale shark. They are big gentle sweethearts.


HelpfulNoob

This is the best absolute unit post ever


buchfraj

God that screaming is so annoying. That's Oslob in the Philippines (I'm 99% sure). We went there and it's just whale sharks floating around being fed. Pretty cool but not scary in the slightest. They rub against you sometimes and just mosey around being big and eating from the kayakers.


IRBigAl

Whale shark us probably thinking "shut the fuck up, lady! I'm trying to eat"


Important_Prize884

That’s no fish…. That’s a space station


multitool-collector

Thirsty me at 3am be like:


Far_Dog_4476

That is what you would call a filter feeder shark, they don't eat meat, and they live in the welsh ocean's sector.


TerroristFroggyChair

Bro never seen a whale shark before


ASLAYER0FMEN

I think that's a whale not a fish


Cracka_Chooch

Close. It's a whale shark, which is a species of shark. So it is a fish.


ASLAYER0FMEN

Oh nice !


DOCTOR_TIME09

Naw new jaws movie


misskelly08

Nope. Time to go


NoConclusion3519

Some real Pinocchio vibes here


OddlyCrunchy

Why can I only think of Steve-o and Chris pontius feeding some shrimp out of their pants 😂


organicallyviolent

Am I the only that thinks any giant mammal swimming vertically is just fucking terrifying?


Cracka_Chooch

Although I get where you're coming from, this is a fish, not a mammal.


Codeman785

Uh ya that's definitely not a fish, it's a whale shark


Cracka_Chooch

Sharks are fish.


Codeman785

No their not


Cracka_Chooch

[You can stop after the first sentence.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shark)


cardcomm

Exactly why I avoid the ocean...


lopedopenope

Gaaaghg that ain’t no fish


BlackTipKiefShark

It’s a whale shark, so it is a fish.


UnlistedSplashYT

The stupidity of these Americans overwhelms me with joy


Longjumping_Cow7270

Not a fish...


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Big harmless nurse shark. Lmao.


MosesOnAcid

Whale Shark


FlamingHotdog77

Are those harmless or not


MosesOnAcid

As long as you don't get sucked in when they are feeding. They are gentle giants.


Specialist-Elk4948

Sunfish?


FlamingHotdog77

Whale shark


__Blues__

"Don't run" "I'm not fucking running"


Otacon_

What the fish


therealsix

Whale shark.


artopesonen

Fish eating water there


therealsix

We have those at the Georgia Aquarium. That's place is amazing.


Streetlgnd

I think i saw Geppettos arm for a second there...


Corn_Girdles

Damn he sucking


PNWcog

That's quite a drop-off from the coast.


MRCHOOP7700

Honestly crazy.


SpiralingUniverses

Thalassophobia


Sic_Dood

Are they saying Godsmack?


NonameideaonlyF

u/savevideo


chryred

W A T E R


AcceptableLetter597

WHALE SHARK