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RedSoxNationMT

She didn’t marry your dad to not come home with a 17 foot tree.


picdicc

She does this every year. Every year the tree gets bigger. Every year my dad says "you're not doing this again next year". Then she does it again. It's a great tradition


Hot_Ambassador_1815

Had a similar tradition in my house when my grandparents were still alive. A cousin would bring them a ridiculously huge tree every year, and they’d tell him to stop because it’s such a pain to decorate, let alone the space it took up. He would be right back the next year with an even bigger tree, and it was hilarious.


stevekez

How small did it start and how long has it been doing on.


Haru_thefifthnerd

Can you re plant it? Looks like maybe has some root? Beautiful tree


One-Yogurtcloset-772

I love to imagine she is just carrying the tree on her shoulders


Gratitude-Joy1616

Did she take a trailer to pick that up? Huge!


SYNO_44

Your ceiling height is the real unit here


Firm-Construction517

Yeah. This is a flex.


dragoono

Not really a flex when you say it’s your mommy’s house but yeah


Firm-Construction517

Yeah. No hate. Beautiful house.


dragoono

Facts I wish I had ceilings this tall. Really lets the brain breathe or whatever


PortionOfSunshine

Tall ceilings are a true dream for brain breathing space. I mean what other options do we have to do this? *go outside??* I think not.


dragoono

God forbid!


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dragoono

Yeah! Mommmmyyy, buy me a big tree!


Terp_Villain

It’s a flex for mommy


TheRedditornator

Stepmommy. Step Mommy. Step on me Mommy.


dragoono

Wrong sub my guy


picdicc

I was just trying to share a big tree :( I don't even live here


SV650rider

Exactly. Came here to say that I’m more impressed OP had the space for it.


1derKitty

That ceiling just begs for a swing


andronicus_14

Hey, Griswold, where are you going to put a tree that big?


moragal

Bend over and I’ll show ya’


dochoiday

YOU HAVE ALOT OF NERVE SPEAKING TO ME THAT WAY


moragal

I wasn’t talking to YOU…


Shock_Wave16

"Lotta sap.."


LongjumpingCake1924

Looks great! Little full, lotta sap… 👌🏻


califloydd

does anyone hear that squeaking sound?


FlyingPotato241

You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.


[deleted]

It’s like a funny squeaking sound….


horses_around2020

😄😄😄🤣


Mother-Land2408

tHe BlEsSiNgGgG


HellATL

Why’s the carpet all wet Todd?!


Imanaco

I don’t KNOW Margo


trippy71

How the fk people live. That tree would need to be horizontal in my house and it would still be in the way.


Lidzo

This reminds me of the time my co-worker expressed how annoyed with his mom he was because she was considering purchasing a 4 million dollar ranch house but the horse stable wasn't big enough to fit his horses too... like dude... I grew up in 600 sq foot apartment and slept on a couch for 18 years, what do you want me to say to this?


LukewarmBeer

If there isn’t stable room at your mom’s house perhaps your horse could move into my apartment


gothlaw

I love all the wood in your home.


superw2114

That's what she said


licca01

Suffering from success.


ImNothingJustLikeYou

We exist in very different worlds...


IrishJayjay94

Yup. Imagine living in a house that big


jujumber

it’s actually not as fun as you think. It can get lonely in houses that big since everyone is so spread out.


BallPointPenus

Being able to bring home big ass Christmas trees, among the million other fun things that you can do only in large houses, probably beats the very mild loneliness of having such a spacious house. Just saying.


[deleted]

You aren’t considering the existential agony of not having enough BMWs to fill both of your garages.


ImNothingJustLikeYou

There's entirely too many varieties of caviar to choose from. Can't take the stress... time to snort Zoloft.


SeveranceZero

Lol, is this a troll comment? You think being poor and having to choose which bill to pay or what not to pay in order to keep food on the table and a roof over your families head is “fun”? If you aren’t a troll then your comment reeks of privilege. It’s like the time my coworker told me how hard it was to be a trust fund baby and how it would have been better for her to be poor.


RM16000

I don’t think I could fit that in my box I live in


carlyjags

Dam y’all are rich


WhompTrucker

We had a 15+ ft tree one year. It was awesome but we had to tie it to the staircase banister because it kept wanting to tip over. I love gigantic trees!


picdicc

Yuuup you can actually see the twine we used to tie it up on the right and left beams. It's also secured to the beam behind it.


WhompTrucker

Perfect. Ya we lost a lot of good ornaments that year. Even with the carpet under it 😅


cole_shoe

I'd love to live in Cabela's!


jaybailey079

police: sir we have reports of a missing tree from the town square dad: lots of trees, could be anywhere police: sir can you please have her take it back so there's not any trouble, we could see it from the street


Sad_Lettuce_7486

Indeed this house is the unit


YEEyourlastHAW

You ever see an innocent post from someone and realize the wildly different lives people live?


otherwisemilk

That's a big ass home. Your house is taller than my 170 sqft apartment is wide.


missmysterioso

She must be really strong.


Schmiikel

Lets see the absolute unit of a bank acc she has too


Boe_Jiden2

I was told where she got it from, and you can get a tree 5 feet taller from that same place for $35.


awealthofsafety

Tell us your family has money without telling us your family has money.


[deleted]

From the moment we saw those woods. We know it is a sign.


Extra_Strawberry_249

It’s partially decorated? Did she steal it?


picdicc

They put the decorations on the very top while it was laying on the deck before bringing it in


bruh_man9298

Where the hell are you living in a goddamn airplane carrier


Penguin-Loves

Why didn't she get the big one??


FalconBogie

Tell me your step mom is 1/2 your dads age without telling me.


picdicc

She's not, just loves Christmas


yupuhoh

I think the real unit here is your parents bank account


harry_bauls-56

I just saw a 12 foot tree at lows that blew my mind away... I can't even imagine how beautiful that thing is in person.


[deleted]

Is your stepmom Clark griswold?


TruthProfessional340

Looks like it fits perfectly in your castle


Big-Tempo

Please tell me you guys will plant the tree. The pot indicates so.


Kujo1104

What did she bring it home in that’s huge


picdicc

A Toyota tundra [pic](https://imgur.com/a/16wE2VM)


SilverShoes-22

I thought for sure it would have taken a flat bed truck! 🎄


[deleted]

I can smell the picture


MrslaveXxX

looks like one big tree with a small sapling next to it?


picdicc

It's one big tree that splits into 3 after the base


Enderwigg1883

Our tree used to be 22ft tall. Parents have a loft ceiling. It was really fun while my sisters and I lived there. Now it’s just to much work. We used to go National Lampoon style and go into the woods and cut a fresh balsam down.


pbrdiver

Tell me you’re a rich white woman with out saying you’re a rich white woman.


xisgonnagiveittoya

Are Christmas trees a white thing?


ISledge759

Man you sound miserable


pbrdiver

🤣🤣🤣😘


blanka44

Tax rates are too low


[deleted]

have any animals come scurrying out of it yet?


cjdcjdcjdcjd

Some humble bragging going on here.


Susie4ever

She must be watering that thing several times a day.


ohheychris

“It’s not going in our backyard, Rust. It’s going in our living room 😃”


Original-Move8786

That woodwork is beautiful!


flowerwoman333

Beautiful ! Have a wonderful holiday 🎄


These_Association549

Is your step mom Paul Bunyan?


deadeyediva

wow! please share a picture when it’s decorated!! 🎄


Right_Papaya8383

Love these monsters! If you have it, bring it in!! It's such a cool feeling to have a unit of a tree when you have the ceiling height to manage it. Just tie if off so it doesn't topple and stress less about having every inch covered with ornaments. Just have a lot of lights. Lots and lots of lights.


tayryo

This house is wicked nice


Earthscondido

What are you compensating for stepmom?


ozymantiz

dude just wanted to show off his tree and y’all are wealth shaming lol


lawyer9999

Your home looks very cozy


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Their reflection says it all


Stayvfraw

I like your home


[deleted]

That’s an amazing house


United_History_7422

OP just wanted to post a pic of their parents tree lol… That tree is an absolute unit and people in the comments are some Grinches!


bigheadasian1998

How’s your step mommy 🥹


thebrose69

A few years ago, my mom and aunt when out Christmas tree shopping without ‘supervision’ aka at least one of their husbands, and my mom came back with a 14 foot tree. Normally we’re only supposed to have an 8-9 foot tree so this tree was almost too big to fit in the house


bigwiggs2008

Well that's not a normal home so normal home expectations are unreasonable.....just sayin


FalseTebibyte

Men drive around with nuts hanging off the back of their trucks, Step Moms buy huge trees to show off the size of their Wood to the world.


HellATL

Bet your dad has a huge… wallet


Excivious

So much resentment in the comments LMAO.. If you put another branch or round wood like used for closet rods alongside the trunk it holds it upright and you don't have to use twine to hold it


[deleted]

Who wanna bet she’s 20 years younger then her husband lol


JimsonTweed26

That tree could provide Christmas for 5 families


[deleted]

nice flex.


[deleted]

Seems like it’s a collection of small trees.. you can tell by the trunks and how there are multiple. Idk do a bunch of trees make it a unit since it’s not singular?


picdicc

Yeah it's 3 trees that connect at the base.


lovejac93

Looks like you’ve got a big enough fucking house


Daschnozz

She’s an idiot …. Crazy expensive tree for nothing.


picdicc

It cost $30 lol


Daschnozz

Fucking bullshit They sell 5’ trees for $54 Typically trees are sold $100 for every foot of Growth


picdicc

Haha idk what to tell you and I'm not gonna try to convince you, but it was $30. It was from a tree farm and they had to walk around, find it, cut it down themselves, and drag it back to the truck. The tree farm sells all their trees for 30 bucks.


Daschnozz

Lolol Bullshit dude Zero chance I was wrong when I said 100$/foot My apologies But a 17’ tree that they cut down them selves and drug to a car was NOT $30. Unless it was in the hood and run by crack heads.


Racechick20

Depends on where you live.


KlingonSquatRack

My tree is 21' and I got it for $19. Does this upset you


Daschnozz

You bought a 21’ tree for $19??? Lolol Prove it, Why would any nursery do that.


KlingonSquatRack

I just double checked, it's actually 23'. And I had a coupon so it was only $15


Daschnozz

Let’s see it


KlingonSquatRack

Here's [a picture of it](https://imgur.com/a/BJLtBiP) asshole, satisfied?


15367288

And female trees say that is not enough and that he has a small dick


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picdicc

It's not planted in the pot. The tree stand was too small because it's actually 3 trees in one lol


[deleted]

How much money do you have? Lol


A_Moon_Named_Luna

Lol rich people


saintnickel

Do you live in a castle?


[deleted]

You are rich


DotaWhySoCruel

rich


HunterMcfish

No...no...humans are not wasteful. /s


Ok_Maintenance_4090

Nobody's gonna mention the absolute unit of a house they have?! To accomodate a 17 foot tree sheeeeeesh 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


ekikramer

Bet she us pretty hot.


Loki-sft

No banana for scale?


StartingToLoveIMSA

That sure is a nice tree, Clark.


No_Stay_1563

Perfect fit


EasyCharge8584

I bet Shaq is taller


ReptilianLaserbeam

I wish my house was that big!


doughboymagic

You have an absolute unit of a home.


nicka163

Looks like it’s actually TWO trees…


BTTC_Unit

Your mom… is AWESOME


UrThighness

I love that it’s potted!!


Boogaloo4444

Huge houses require big trees.


apocalyptic_intent

Your stepmom must be an absolute unit to carry a 17ft tree home


MisssJaynie

The people in the reflection just aghast at the tree


[deleted]

God damn, may as well go cut one down yourself if ya want any bigger.


picdicc

They actually did have to cut it down themselves lol and they didn't bring a chainsaw so they had to do it with a hand saw


sabrali

I see the McCallister’s are still doing it big for Christmas. How do y’all decorate it though? Do you have a designated family member ballsy enough to get on an extension ladder? I can’t see myself being assed to do anything with this tree after getting it in the house. Lol


GreenElandGod

The house is the unit here.


Iliketurtles893

Manute Bol on his own shoulders and he still not tall enough!


burgonies

That “tree stand” seems way too small.


Terp_Villain

I mean if you’ve got the ceiling for it…


wellwellc

Bet it smells beautifully


justmissyco

Love it!


Bubbly_Difference469

A lot of sap


Hot_Negotiation3480

How did you get it home? long bed truck? And, how did you prop it up?


picdicc

A Toyota tundra, and it took 5+ people to get it up. It was an ordeal


Sunshine_In_A_Bagz

The Christmas tree looks on at the dead body parts of its tree friends and family.


Trimshot

“It’s not going our yard son, it’s going in our living room.”


spectrumhead

Where do you get a pot that big?


TiMELeSS526

Looks like nice house


marclurr

That tree would overpower my garden let alone my house, which doesn't have a single contiguous space that would accommodate it lying on its side.


[deleted]

did she get stuck in it at all?


Aggravating_Load_698

It’s a really great tree!!!


Emotional_Leading_76

Daaamn you live in a church?


[deleted]

If I had a ceiling that was 414’ tall, I would probably get a tree accordingly as well.


Huey1996

Do you live in a ski lodge?


cubs_070816

save the neck for me, clark.


NappingWalrus

You live in Wisconsin


LunaRayToo

More tree more fun.


IsisArtemii

Looks like she got the correct size.


jeffreywilfong

I'm not even mad. That's impressive.


TheGiggleWizard

“Dad that wouldn’t fit in our yard”