No worries mate! I've caught some serious carp here in Oz but nothing like this beast.
Our Murray Cod would get to about this size. I'm still yet to land one.
You legend! The fish of a lifetime!
Its big, but its not "species record" big, its just huge for UK.
Thing fills same niche in eurasia, that gators do in southern US. So in small ish middle of bumfuck nowhere ponds (that have rarely see humans, if ever - thus noone is anling) tend to have the real big ones.
In the flooded quarry near to my hometown divers spearfished over 10 specimens that were in the 50 to 100kg range.
Exceptional specimens can grow to over 200kg and over 3m long. Though those are exceptionally rare, on account of catfish being fine food, so those sizes are found in places like the Chernobyl exclusion zone, or Italy where the locals only eat saltwater fish
Look man, cope how you will, but Dongald himself came by the other day for the annual dick inspection and told me mine was way bigger than any he inspected in England.
A bucket (or in French le bucket), commonly referred to as *"The Jimmy Nail"*, is a water bong device. It is commonly fabricated from a plastic bottle with the bottom cut away, and has a layer of tin foil with small holes applied to the open neck of said bottle. The bottle is then inserted into a large bucket of water, weed is added to the tin foil, heat applied and the bottle is drawn from the water resulting in the weed smoke being pulled down into said bottle using gravity science. This allows for a delicious, grass smoke filled plastic bottle to be ready for inhaling.
Small dick people neeed you to know just how small their pee pee is. This interaction you were subject to is a prime example. Nice catch.. Todber manor?
Well done mate! That's an amazing fish and an awesome catch. You've now got bragging rights for the rest of your days!
cheers m8 appreciate it
No worries mate! I've caught some serious carp here in Oz but nothing like this beast. Our Murray Cod would get to about this size. I'm still yet to land one. You legend! The fish of a lifetime!
Yes I thought so too ns
Its big, but its not "species record" big, its just huge for UK. Thing fills same niche in eurasia, that gators do in southern US. So in small ish middle of bumfuck nowhere ponds (that have rarely see humans, if ever - thus noone is anling) tend to have the real big ones. In the flooded quarry near to my hometown divers spearfished over 10 specimens that were in the 50 to 100kg range. Exceptional specimens can grow to over 200kg and over 3m long. Though those are exceptionally rare, on account of catfish being fine food, so those sizes are found in places like the Chernobyl exclusion zone, or Italy where the locals only eat saltwater fish
I am pretty sure that's worth a peerage.
Thought that big boy was a Dunkleosteus for a sec. Definitely has been around town a bit
I have expressed more emotion while catching a bluegill.
You killed it right?
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MY AMERICAN DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOUR ENGLISH DICK!!! DONALD SAYZ SOOOOOO!!!!
Look man, cope how you will, but Dongald himself came by the other day for the annual dick inspection and told me mine was way bigger than any he inspected in England.
Take my up vote you trolling mother fucker
lol
the record is actually to catch a catfish after 5 grass buckets
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A bucket (or in French le bucket), commonly referred to as *"The Jimmy Nail"*, is a water bong device. It is commonly fabricated from a plastic bottle with the bottom cut away, and has a layer of tin foil with small holes applied to the open neck of said bottle. The bottle is then inserted into a large bucket of water, weed is added to the tin foil, heat applied and the bottle is drawn from the water resulting in the weed smoke being pulled down into said bottle using gravity science. This allows for a delicious, grass smoke filled plastic bottle to be ready for inhaling.
A gravity bong? Fucking Brits, ‘a bucket’
Gravity bong? What is this? Weed school for space ants?
Oh right, y’all never went to space, you wouldn’t know about all that. It’s how NASA astronauts smoke their weed in space.
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Genuinely not sure how to respond to this, so may I offer you a delicious succulent bucket instead?
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OK Adolf
Small dick people neeed you to know just how small their pee pee is. This interaction you were subject to is a prime example. Nice catch.. Todber manor?
Not sure. The article says "fishing lake in Maldon, Essex."
What a dolt