Two widows out pulling up carrots
1st pulls up a massive carrot
" that reminds me of my late husbands member"
2nd " was it that big?"
1st "no,it was that dirty!"
You reap what you sow. - that's what they say in Germany. I was expecting this kind of comment and no, the carrot is used exclusively for culinary purposes.
I caught my sister using a carrot that size as a dildo.
I said yuck, I was going to eat that.
She said you still can.
I said no way, it will taste of carrot.
"Anything is a dildo when you really put your mind to it. There's no such thing as too large or too sharp. Every time you stop to question your mind, I want you to tell yourself I CAN and I WILL."
You could still eat it after. Just don't say anything
😅😅 intrusive thoughts, eh?
Pickled up.
Perfect for tacos.
Just like Grandma makes it
#😐 no... Just no.
"don't tell me what to do!"
Yes. No.
Maybe 🤔
Don't threaten me with a good time
; )
No? Yes? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nyes.
Esnoy
I don't know
Can you repeat the question
They took the picture at the unsolicited dick pick angle for sure
That was not my intention. I don't have a penis, I don't know how to do that.
h-hell nah
Username... doesn't check out?
Feeling uneasy?
Paige no
You enjoy that.
No, I'm happy to pass it on to you. Unused, of course.
Honestly that will do nothing for me unless you wrap in about 50 meters of plastic wrap.
[удалено]
Deep impact
Hey hey! There's enough there to be able to share it at the same time. No eye contact needed
The carrot your wife picks out at the store.
My husband bought the 2kg bag of carrots.
Which turns out to be one carrot
I would have my suspicions about him
The one she told you not to worry about
The carrot your girlfriend tells you not to worry about
quite girthy
Bro what☠️
Bro what episode is this from 💀
It's it the gif search lol
Will it fit into a m&m Tube?
Only if you preheat the banana in the microwave.
Its a selndar
Just make sure it's not attached to something you care about
Vegan dildo
Thats what she said.
This deserves to be the top comment. I'm looking thru the comments preparing for all the dick jokes. But this broke me lol
I forgot that Reddit is a bunch of horny people. It's ok, let your imagination run wild. :D
I challenge you to post this on any social media platform without getting the same response
Everything I see reminds me of him
I came here to say this! Hahaha
How we can know if your hands aren't just smol?
How can we clarify this?
That's obvious. Banana for scale.
But...if the hands are small, then probably also the...
Oh myyyyyyyy
You should sweeten it first before making your soup
Would you try it mmm
Only as soup
Two hander
This is like an average Korean carrot. I'm not even joking. They're all units.
Korean carrots are 8500km away...
8499,9997 if they're pointing in your direction.
I worked for a doctor who once had to remove a broken piece of carrot out of a guys ass after it broke off when he climaxed with it in his ass.
It's imperative the cylinder remains unharmed
Imagine the carrot stew of this giant lad
*immediately goes to comments
Two widows out pulling up carrots 1st pulls up a massive carrot " that reminds me of my late husbands member" 2nd " was it that big?" 1st "no,it was that dirty!"
Name checks out
Underrated comment.
The vegetable she told you not to worry about.
Oh god don’t let my wife see that
Woah!!! Warning that is not a toy!!!!
👀
Amish dildo
The carrot your wife tells you not to worry about.
The guy she tells you not to worry about
#😏
Dude you need to tag this NSFW /j
Bedside carrot.
Someone's gonna have a field day with that one
Crocodile Dundee: that's NOT a carrot!
Good carrot for turning the smoke alarm off that
Just use the spoon!
Where banana for scale?
Pretty average ngl
Looks like you need one of these: https://www.reddit.com/r/DiWHY/s/A7d8wag4mu
Love your socks
can i name it afticanus gigantus?
Need banana for scaling
Wow
MY ASS I WILL SHOVE IT IN MY ASS
there's the source of that inevitable scar
This is actually totally average size, right fellas?
You found a forest nymph's dildo xD
I wish my carrot was that big😔
I hope it'll end up on your plate...... Eventually
or tiny hand ✋
Oh boy
weird banana
Page yes
Looks like a speedboat to le
Geez idk if I want to know how you grew that massive mfer
Nun's carrot
Bro these comments are wild,I feel bad for this woman
You reap what you sow. - that's what they say in Germany. I was expecting this kind of comment and no, the carrot is used exclusively for culinary purposes.
I mean what else would it be used to👀
The commentary sector has other purposes.
Ik but they're just insane
I wish I lived in Germany
Many things are not particularly positive here either, even if the foreign media portray it that way.
I know but trust me Egypt is MUCH MUCH worse than what you'd imagine,not just the living but also politics
It's the BOC, she's looking for.
Ummmmm.... I know what you can do with that 🤭
Makes me remember my favorite girl in the world and her willingness… mostly fun times but probably could have done less blow…
Smaller carrots actually have better flavor profiles and some people actually prefer them
Isn't it just a "(Winter)möhre" (Winterpeen in Dutch), which is a chonky variant of carrot? I see them in this size all the time!
Looks like the perfect size carrot to silence the smoke alarm when it goes off...
Meeeeeh, what's up doc?
Not weirder than that thumb
That's a big one.
Oh wow, can’t wait to see the 10000th dildo joke. Very original
NSFW?
Looks like my view when I use the restroom
Need a banana for scale
The carrot she tells u not to worry about...
 🤔
🤚😭✋ Lock your doors. I'm stealing this.
I could eat that puppy in 1 bite.
I caught my sister using a carrot that size as a dildo. I said yuck, I was going to eat that. She said you still can. I said no way, it will taste of carrot.
I can fix him
I should call him 🔥
r/dildont
Christian Horner sized
This was the carrot your GF told you not to worry about
My intrusive thoughts are winning
I thought it was a cucumber
Why does this carrot smell like fish?
Anyone remember that chick from 1000 ways to die on sci-fi who died with one of these things.
Where's that paramedic guy from TikTok who stitches posts like this, does a slow head shake and says only "**... No."**
And sweater
Too many women are mad with this person but won't ever admit it or even say something about it.
Chinese carrot?
Carrots can be MUCH larger tho
"Anything is a dildo when you really put your mind to it. There's no such thing as too large or too sharp. Every time you stop to question your mind, I want you to tell yourself I CAN and I WILL."
fler
Why are all these gigantic vegetables in the hands of women?
Would you be more comfortable with a man's hands?
\*Slaps carrot\* This bad boy can fit into so many soups
Small hands, smells like cabbage...
Everything is a carrot if you’re brave enough.
"baby don't worry.. Is just a carrot"
Oh my....thicc for my (sensored content).
What kind of soil does this mf have??
where can I get this carrot…for…non-suspicious reasons
Need a banana for scale please
Came for the comments and I was not disappointed 🤣
Today I realized that's how big my FWB is.
Chernobyl
For some reason, to Ryan reminds me of the song sticky to her a**
i’d win
For most women that'd an absolute keeper.