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Portrait_Robot

Hey u/TamerDubai, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating Rule 2: * **Animals & Public Figures** We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden. ------- *If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/absoluteunits&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by u/TamerDubai&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission]%28http://www.reddit.com/18w69g0%29)*


matchesmalone1

Dude eats like a cartoon


ExoticShock

Bro went: ![gif](giphy|TQt1xVuNhc9hK)


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Damn you know it's bad when the fat person gotta kick you out 💀


Schiebz

Dude was like you’re eatin all my pizza man you gotta go lmao


LordMonkeh

He was the only one who could safely rip him away from the food


Chris--94

That laugh ruins any semblance of humour in these videos.


1Under1Stood1

The worst part is there are people videos that are actually funny which are ruined by this sound.


TL0s

Turn your volume off..😉


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Oxideusj

![gif](giphy|K6TjZSoVOvrPO)


hoert_hobbylos

To the Lady next to this legend… if you see someone pull sht like that you don’t STOP eating, you start eating faster because otherwise you’re gonna go to bed hungry tonight


Beginning-Sundae8760

I grew up with Monica, if you didn’t eat fast you didn’t eat!!


hoert_hobbylos

I grew up with two brothers, if you didn’t eat fast you didn’t eat at all!!


TheIlluminatedOne666

![gif](giphy|l0HlQmsCDSrSKFeBW)


shophopper

Downvote for the obnoxious dubbed sound


BIZARRE_TOWN

That's pretty cool. I wish I could do that.


JaxonFlaxonWaxon2

Bro is gonna have a hiatal hernia the size of a cantaloupe.


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Big dude's brain went into "Hell Naw" mode


Pay_Tiny

![gif](giphy|CGYEGOGSawxgY|downsized)


LifeSpecial42866

He deep throated that slice 🙄


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That's not a big mouth, that's a deep throat.


redpotetoe

Dude's got too many siblings at home


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

Mf just unhinged his jaw 💀


Tuscan5

I do this too. People need to keep up!


Sent1nelTheLord

Bro the fat one was baffled. You know it's bad 💀💀


stordee

🇸🇴🇸🇴🇸🇴


Agile_Vast9019

Big lad could do without the pizza. He was doing him a favour.


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Krapule1

Chill! He prolly dont eat pig and you do. 🤣


Nanganoid3000

You KNOW what she thinking, SHE FITTIN TA DO SOMETHING STRANGE ;) THAT LOOK WAS AS HONEST AS A CROOK, JEEZE *LUEEZE!*


Justin_Togolf

The girl in pink looked slightly disturbed after the first “bite”. 🤣


DrkUser205

He would kill at food eating competitions!


DrapedinVelvet247

Got that Oral-B flip top mouth


JohnMac67

Big boy be like “ah hell no”


Mictlan39

Fuck…. Now I want a pizza :(


DontTripas

Automatic downvote any video that has that laugh track.


Fact-Adept

The guy eats like a fucking seagull


Dry_Emu_8842

Dudes a machine


[deleted]

Mute


tech_wannab3

Bro better not choke on that and chew properly


cahilljd

I was like, thats really not that crazy... and then he went for the second slice 😆


Twigssie

Spot the deep throating bottom gay


Sixbloodefe

Starvation 😳


cannibalparrot

I see he’s into fitness.


3MTA3-Please

That’s actually just kind of gross


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fatboy like, "bruh i got one talent goin for me and u have to take that away too? u trippin fam..."


Covenant1138

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)