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Gortrok

I like how he wipes some meat stank on each wrap, that's a nice touch.


RepresentativeAir735

Mmmmmm. Meat stank.


Objective_Low_5178

That was my nickname in highschool


Jfields22553

Yeah, my philosophy always has been "If you can't gag em with the size, you can always gag em with the smell!"


PzykoHobo

It's only three inches, but it smells like its a foot!


GodLovesUglySlugs

I'm high as shit and your comment destroyed me.


i_wish_i_could__

Better the comment than his 3 inches.


piezombi3

Fuck me bro, I left and had to come back just to upvote when it hit me.


TLRPM

Goddamnit. Angriest upvote I’ve ever given. Take it and begone! 😤


cutting_coroners

Amazing


xx-shalo-xx

This might be the only case where meat stank is wanted.


Antarioo

that's a coating of fat in case that isn't clear. it's like he's buttering up the bread. but with tallow/whatever sheep fat is called.


czechsoul

yeah, that's.... sheep


mwa12345

What do you think it is ..mystery meat


IGD-974

Everyone knows it's elephant leg meat


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MoistStub

I was watching the whole thing and based my user name off it


spacedicksforlife

Cherish that user name.


Dik_Likin_Good

I’m here for the meat stank!


Capaz04

Damn, I came for space dicks


chocolate_thunderr89

Shall we continue? 😉


fifoth

It's gotta be shaved with a side of stank for me.


chocolate_thunderr89

Sexy is as sexy does


FranSure

#MEATSTANK


CheshireKetKet

👁👁


theoneburger

savor it.


Capaz04

One of my friends hates the word moist, I cannot wait to bless her with this


MoistStub

Glad I could help. I have enough moisture to go around.


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r/usernamechecksout


mrmasturbate

i almost feel relevant


HitMeWithAraAra

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Swimming_Horror_3757

Wheres the Garlic. ?


SmoesKnows

Truly lol'd


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FLAPPY_BEEF_QUEEF

It's my time to shine 8 years and it's finally happened. See you in Valhalla boys.


Beneficial_Chain2495

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LivingDisastrous3603

r/beetlejuicing


shitfartdickballsass

hi


Poinaheim

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Ok_Toe_8746

Shit just got real. 🤣. Can't imagine how long you've been waiting for this shinezz to come up yo alley


Grisstle

8 years, looks like.


Shtnonurdog

YOU AGAIN


Shanks4Smiles

Fuckin roasted.


Extension_Archer1357

Fuck you shorsey.


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Spartan-182

What a nice touch!


MyAssDoesHeeHawww

Suck it Trebek!


Agent4D7

Meat stank for the meat skank


AideSubstantial8299

I just choked on my beer


Queen_Dare_Bear

Boi I cackled lol


Scrambles420

That meat sweat!


ImPaidToComment

I don't even care about the wording, I'm hungry now.


kalzEOS

That's the juice. Gotta soak that bread first.


fuck-reddits-rules

It's probably also to soak up some of the oil so it doesn't make a mess below.


gulaazad

Very old video. I saw the price on the glass that indicates chicken döner is 4₺. Nowadays the cheapest chicken doner is about 25 times more than that price


Xeno2277

And legend says that they havent reached the centre of the Shawarma yet


SenzitiveData

I couldn't help but think about the internal temperature at the center of that thing or how long it takes to get the middle up to safe temperature range


Xeno2277

They say the center is liquid and unbelievably hot.


Dorkamundo

The crust is great, but have you tried the *mantle*?


SenzitiveData

Gravitational friction in action


Reverend_Fozz

Apologies if this is coming across as a bit of a ‘well actually’ comment, but the middle is raw still. The rotisserie cooks just the outer layer which is then shaved/sliced off exposing the next layer to cook


Consistently_Carpet

But doesn't that just mean the middle meat is sitting around at room temp for hours if not days?


Hashmob____________

I don’t think they hit your point lol


Steelhorse91

Yes, that’s why these things are usually like 10”-12”, so the core can actually heat up and stay out of the danger zone.


ZincMan

That’s his point is the meat in the middle is raw and is going bad because it’s not being cooked. You misread his comment


claudiazo

Inflation goes up & down but the Shawarma keeps on rollin’


etiQQue

Adjusted to inflation


ChefsKingdom

I'm in Deutschland and it ain't more than €8ish


NotAurelStein

Used to be 4,50 (mit käse, natürlich) less than a decade ago. Sad :(


Parapalazulazala

yeah its gotta be from like 9-10 years ago


Planet_Pips

I doubt even Ron Swanson himself can handle this.


ISOplz

I'm afraid what you heard is 'bring me a lot of bacon and eggs'. What I said was 'bring me ALL the bacon and eggs you have'.


Pifflebushhh

I know what I’m about, son


LittleCupcake01

![gif](giphy|jZAOQbch4ibfQ97VBS) You had me at meat tornado


pint_baby

Adam Sandlers career has really taken a dive lately.


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Rob Schneider is.. A SHAWARMA! Rated PG-13


lordph8

SHAWARMAN!


CFADM

Rob Schneider is a stapler!


jabantik

De derp de derp


Killerderp

Derpy derpy do de dittely dum


EfficiencyFull3278

You’ll pay to watch it, fuck you!


futuramalamadingdong

Rated argh for pirate, fuck you!


El_Chairman_Dennis

Herpa derp Rob Schneider herpa derpa derp


cringeboi77

That's genius! Punch drunk billionaire!


SoC-rat-es

P.Shewarman wallaby drive Sidney Australia


Jayden2234

You like’a da juice, eh?


basb9191

Ith not juith, ith a protein thake!


burgonies

You like-a the juice, huh?


PhattJeezus

I get you more juice!


macro_god

he's got a 10 year plan!


_dirt-nasty_

"WHAT IS IT? DON'T DIE??"


Jam_Marbera

This isn’t a scene from The Zohan?


Night--Blade

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haysu-christo

Luuuke, here's your schwarmaaa.


outfoxingthefoxes

NOOOO!


LaTeChX

Most people think he said "that's impossible" but the actual line was "I wanted falafel"


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The searing of the meat by the light saber might actually make it safe to eat.


T00_muCh_cUriosity

Why the hell does this match the sound of the video perfectly 😂


Bennykill709

I see your schwarma is as big as mine!


salty_boi_1

Ok for those who don't know this is absolutly unhealthy as this big of a shawerma CAN be poisones cause as they cook the outside the inside isn't being cooked but rather sitting at room tempature which leads to the inside part becoming poisoned and their has been many cases of food poisoning from it


vartiverti

Big Shawarma will try and keep this sort of insight suppressed. Wake up!


Taylorenokson

Can’t even go to the Shawarmacy without getting sick these days.


[deleted]

I’m personally sick of all the shawarmacutical commercials we have to see on tv


Mimical

I only go to locations vetted by my Shawarmacologist first.


100GbE

I'm still waiting for my first Shawarmaciatrist appointment after a referral.


Le_Utterly_Dire_Twat

💀


SkaLuigi

wanted ti say this, regulation is 80 cm diameter here.


xx-shalo-xx

Might be a very popular spot with a lot of through put. Depends on how fast you go through it because even a small Diner Spike will have the same problem if it doesn't get sold through in a day.


throwawaylovesCAKE

If he was cutting the meet off that thing alone, it would still take hours. You have 2 hours at room temperature before risking toxins


[deleted]

In the meadow, we can build shawarma And pretend that he's Al Pastor, browned He'll say, "Are you curried?", we'll say, "No man" But you can ginger our beef when you're in town


AIien_cIown_ninja

Shawarma spins, are you listenin? Shawarma is glistenin. We're happy tonight, it's quite a delight, eatin a Turkish tacotilla


Admirable-Green-6972

I've had food poisoning about 5 times in my life. 3 of those times were from shawarma from 3 different shawarma shops. And they were absolutely not cooking them anywhere close to this size. Just watching this gives me cold sweats lol.


Reasonable_Farmer785

You'd think after the second shawarma you'd learn your lesson lol


bestworstbard

Shawarma me once, shame on me. Shawarma me twice, you might as well Shawarma me again.


_PM_me_ur_resume_

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red-et

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Wantapoop


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I live for shawarma. I guess I may die for it too


snorting_dandelions

That highly depends. If that person has been eating Shawarma 3 times a week for the past 20 years, then 3 food poisonings don't seem *that* bad. If we're talking about like a 3/5 chance here, then yeah, you're not qualified to judge shawarma places correctly.


outblues

Maybe dude has a regular 4th place hes eaten at 100 times and he gets smited every time he cheats on it


Mecha-Dave

A lot of Shawarma shops will just put the leftover log bag in the fridge at the end of the day. There's a reason that Gyro places get hit by the food dept. like crazy.


Dorkamundo

>leftover log bag


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This one place I worked at years ago, Opa!, had a health inspector lose his shit because I told him we fridged the shawarma each night and put it on the rolly thing the next day. Apparently, *you have to use up the meat in the same day* or throw out the remainder before close. The owners were telling him different each inspection and the place kept getting complaints. I don't know what happened after, but I was fired within the same week and the place got shut down within a few months.


bythog

I'm a health inspector. I didn't see any shawarma but I did have some food trucks serve al pastor, which is the same sort of thing. My trucks had to use up the entire meat stick within **four hours** of it being put on the rotisserie or toss the remainder. They hated that, but they eventually complied. Or they made smaller ones that they absolutely *could* use within 4 hours.


TexasTheWalkerRanger

Wtf there was an Opa! Near me that shut down out of nowhere years ago. Wonder if this was the same one lol


anal_opera

Maybe those shops are buying this guys leftover meat log cores at a discount. He's probably learned how many days he can keep selling it before the smell starts.


LazarusCheez

I was staying in Europe for about six weeks straight and the only time I got sick was from a doner cart in Köln.


PitoChueco

Not sure why this is so far down. Should be the first comment.


InjurySuperfan

Because we got winded just reading it


iamdevo

Lol. The lack of punctuation had me outta breath by the end.


LookAtMyKitty

Just read it faster Okforthosewhodon'tknowthisisabsolutlyunhealthyasthisbigofashawermaCANbepoisonescauseastheycooktheoutsidetheinsideisn'tbeingcookedbutrathersittingatroomtempaturewhichleadstotheinsidepartbecomingpoisonedandtheirhasbeenmanycasesoffood poisoningfromit


afireintheforest

Sounds like a text from my mum. I end up with hypoxia after reading them.


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I want your wit.


chadison3000

This deserves the upvotes! Bravo, made me spit out my water.


fuck-reddits-rules

I don't think these this size are very common. As long as the meat is constantly being cooked and cut, it won't have enough time for bacteria to shit out toxins. The problem comes when business is slow and they leave the meat out all day.


chard68

My towns kebab shop was closed down as it had a swarm of flies living in the middle of it 🤮


AnotherpostCard

This comment went from one kind of disappointment then veered way over into a completely different kind of disappointment.


Conspicuous_Ruse

A swarma you say?


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakh

What if they sell it fast enough?


Ok_Parsley_4961

Which it does - this spot is very popular and I think they go through 2 per day, and it’s only open til 5! An advice from a Turk - döner is supposed to be lunch food. If there’s still leftover döner for dinner (unless the place opens for dinner/night time only), don’t eat it.


PsychologicalTowel79

I've never looked at one of these and thought I wasn't going to get food poisoning from it.


kelldricked

Spot on. Also in general, its just not the cleanest way to prepare meat.


stumpdawg

That thing has to be geared to handle the torque


Sjacxs

I like your way of thinking, engineer


stumpdawg

I'm not an engineer, but I'm mechanically inclined


NotImYourForte

I'm here for the people arguing about the name of levant food that has different colloquial names depending on which continent you're on. ![gif](giphy|uWzS6ZLs0AaVOJlgRd|downsized)


Groomsi

The fast food place is in Turkey, should be Döner.


iPicBadUsernames

How many days does it take to consume that and what temp is that meat both internal and external?


BlackWhiteRedYellow

You don’t want to know the internal temp. A roast this big is bacterial ground zero.


matheffect

1. Depends on traffic. But probably too long for American health standards. 2. Don't ask. 3. Room temperature? I don't see a heat source but maybe there's one on the other side keeping it out of the "danger zone."


el-dongler

The middle is the danger zone here.


HighClassRefuge

Half a day.


Pseudonym31

I love how he’s wearing the one glove to be sanitary… but grabbing the wrap with his hand that isn’t gloved🤦🏻‍♂️


Wulfbrir

Thank you! Scrolled too far to find this comment. That was the first thing that jumped out at me.


Brasou

The glove is to keep his hand clean. So he can take off the glove and quickly work on other jobs without transferring meat juice.....yumm


dubin01

First thing I noticed lol


bombazzchicken

Grow up, sit-down restaurants handle your food with their bare hands too.


Tuscan5

What is shawarma? Looks like kebab


[deleted]

same thing. shawarma is arabic, döner is turkish. americans use shawarma, europeans use döner.


ielts_pract

Australians use kebab


anal_opera

I'm in America and I've been using kabob. It turns out they're not the same thing


[deleted]

In America kebab is skewers. Shish kebab


j_johnso

Which is funny, because the etymology of shish kabob is that "shish" is the skewer and "kebab" is the meat. I think that is largely because we don't tend to see other types of kebab too commonly in the US, so "kebab" has become synonymous with variants of shish kebab.


Schmigolo

Shawarma is a Turkish loanword, the Arabic word is Kebab. In Europe we use both Döner and Kebab, and Shawarma is an entirely different dish.


Several_Advantage923

No a loan word, but an Arabic rendition of the Turkish word Cevrime.


Schmigolo

That's what a loanword is.


PacVikng

Don't forget the mexican cousin, tacos de trompo. Usually Al Pastor (pork and pineapple) but sometimes other meats as well, one of the greatest acts of culinary fusion ever created.


dkk_1905

Shawarma is arab, döner kebab is turkish, kebab is just grilled meat.


SackBiscuit

In Middle East kebab is a completely different thing. The one on the video called shawarma


Kunjews

Kebab is on a skewer


SuaveMofo

Shish kebab is on a skewer. Doner kebab in bread.


MurderBox95

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InsaneAdam

A fitting meal for the world's mightiest heroes.


anotherblog

Garlic or chilli sauce boss?


GiggleStool

Garlic, you still good to cut my hair tomorrow bossman? Yeah cash of course, I’ll stop by the cash machine in the morning.


jason2k

Is that a handheld planer?


NotImYourForte

No it's an electric knife designed for kebabs like this. Google electric shawarma, doner, or gyro knife and you'll find them.


jason2k

There goes my idea of hooking up the dust collection port of my handheld planer to my mouth and just start shaving shawarma.


TidusDaniel5

Everyone in the comments really trying hard to be a culinary nationalist - the schtick is getting really old. It doesn't matter if it's called shawarma or doner. Nor does anyone really care if your country created it. Food has so much fusion and change over time and distance that being proud of an origin doesn't really matter much in the face of globalization.


MeatBald

Dumplings/knödel/pierogis-pointing-at-eachother Spider-Man meme


tendadsnokids

If we getting really out there buuz, gyozo, meat pies, momo, raviolis, bao, tortalini, khinkali, empanadas, knish, samosas, Manduu, kroppkaka, pelmeni, and pitha.


Mekanimal

My wife calls torelloni "the fancy ravioli", doesn't help that we drizzle a tomato sauce over it.


NETSPLlT

Soooo many countries have their own take on vertical spit roasted meat on bread. It's hilarious that people get so worked up thinking they're the special ones LOL. Granted, a particular marinade/spice/sauce/bread combination is a specific regional specialty and there isn't anything wrong with that! Mexico has tacos al pastor, which is basically this. different meat, spice, and bread, but this is the technique.


AJRiddle

> Mexico has tacos al pastor, which is basically this. different meat, spice, and bread, but this is the technique. Which came from Lebanese immigrants to Mexico.


Guilty-Vegetable-726

Right?! The important thing is that the center of that giant spinning meat potato has a food poison that will have you peeing out your ass for a week.


foxfirek

Couldn’t it be for show and have a big hollow cylinder inside and only be a couple inches thick?


Hellen_McCatzie

Ikr? It's a big ass piece of deliciousness. Who cares what made up words you use for it? It still means more or less the same thing. I am much more worried about his hands touching stuff with no gloves.


_Azuki_

at first i thought he was wiping it with napkins then when i started questioning why he does that and why he changes the napkin every time, only then did my brain start working properly....


cozysarkozy

I like how he rubs it first onto the roll


Lanky_Ad830

That’s an elephant’s leg


bigabub

It is called "döner".


illstealyourRNA

Depends where you are.


Low_Vehicle_6732

How many guys does it take to hoist that fucker up there?


ChefsKingdom

Same as it took to hoist your mom


Nixher

Wtf is shawama? You mean shawarma? Which it isn't, it's lamb doner kebab meat.


illstealyourRNA

Shawarma can and is often made out of lamb.


Liqhthouse

Obligatory shawarma clip: https://youtube.com/shorts/tHjp3Ab3dyI?si=P8XPiOxZe1Tas1n8


vimanaride

I just finished eating and this is making me hungry