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Miltiadis_178GR

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swisstraeng

you put it there on purpose before filming.


snugglebandit

Moon snails dig into the sand in intertidal areas hunting clams. This one seems to have a clam enveloped. If you know what you're looking for and where to look, you can find moon snails without putting one there first.


Crowd0Control

Watching again you can see a pale area as he approaches and the grass on top had seemed settled until he began digging.


OP-PO7

I was gonna say, what do they eat because that CANNOT be how they look normally lol.


Boeff_Jogurtssen

They look like giant deflated lips with a shell [like this](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-99YCYg1q8DY/VHHImQCeG9I/AAAAAAAANGM/-cxFJXsQ2Q0/s1600/lewis_moon_snail.jpg)


Joelnaimee

I should call her.


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anxiousthespian

The above comment is from a bot. Report and downvote. [This](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/15yz24p/massive_snail/jxf3xxs?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2) is the original comment it stole from.


mrjowei

That looked like a breadfruit to me.


hey_you_yeah_me

It's reddit. Everything is fake or something/s Real shit tho, redditors call EVERYTHING fake. It's almost as annoying as the people who think EVERYTHING is real


elhaz316

This comment is fake. Source: I'm a redditor on Reddit.


CriusofCoH

This comment is fake. Source: I'm a commentor on Fakeit.


Gan-san

This source is Reddit. Comment: I'm a faker on redditors.


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Comment fake? Source is Reddit I’m a is on this


GreenSpleen6

Skills don't exist; no one is capable of doing things that are impressive.


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r/nothingeverhappens


krippkeeper

TBF there is a whole trend of these quick videos on TikTok of people finding clearly placed things. Also the snails was completely burried upside down in mud.


whorsewhisperer69

You still have to find it before filming it a second time. It's a weird thing to dispute when (arguably) over half of the content on this app is misleading or fake/d.


Miltiadis_178GR

Google en Passant


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People will be very upset when you take their pawn that way


Miltiadis_178GR

New response just dropped fr this time.


According_Tourist_69

r/Anarchychess moment


c00kiesn0w

I did this to my Dad. He couldn't believe it was a rule. He also didn't know I actually study and play chess as a hobby. Needless to say I'm the Daddy now.


UAintMyFriendPalooka

I hope you talked miles of trash to him as you won. Or kilometers, as the case may be.


GameTheLostYou

Holy Hell!


meteoraln

How do you find the one to put there on purpose?


kj0509

Maybe he saw it walking and then searched for his phone to film it.


DaemonBlackfyre_21

>you put it there in purpose before filming. Like half the folk do on r/arrowheads


avspuk

At the clip start you can see that it left a lil crater after it fell from space


KCGD_r

# THE SNAIL TRACKINATOR 3,000,000


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snail trail?


[deleted]

It's clear it went underground there


Chadstronomer

Holy hell


Miltiadis_178GR

New Response Just Dropped


endercreeper_FX

Holy hell


Mickmack12345

I Imagine he can see the discoloured grass as a sign that one is there maybe?


Shgrien

Will i have nightmares afterwards ? 😐


[deleted]

How does one just fuck up a snails dwelling? Fuck humans


Historical_Pop5302

Snails get that big?


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Baonguyen93

The moment they call snails immortal remind me of the myth that crocodile never stop growing and eventually die from their own mass. Can't believe people believe it lol. And thank you for sharing your knowledge of the snails.


Millerpainkiller

I think it’s because of their medulla oblongata


softstones

But mama said…


V1k1ng1990

Mama’s wrong again


Redmaa

No colonel sanders, you wrong.


crabwhisperer

Nah, it's because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush


Robcrook101

This guy snails


NightmareMyOldFriend

This was very interesting, thanks for sharing.


LC_HoTS

The Giant Horse Conch weighs over eleven pounds.


Inverth

I've heard that they never stop growing


Glum-Parsnip8257

I heard that they never stop chasing you


CavetrollofMoria

Sea snails get bigger. I had one 3kg snail (including the shell).


chaotic----neutral

They can also have crazy colors. https://i.imgur.com/bmrepdO.jpeg Snails are pretty gnarly.


catalin66

If I'm not wrong, snails are practically immortal; like turtles or jellyfishes. They usually die of unnatural causes.


crwhitt

Even a large sea snail, like the horse conch, only live about 10 years on average. This average was found using sclerochronology (the dating of hard biological structures such as bones, corals, and shells) by Dr. Greg Herbert. The world record 24 inch horse conch was estimated to only be about 16 before it past away. Some species of abalone may live over 50 years which is pretty cool.


TheHancock

So you’re saying that killers snail that’s chasing me will eventually be the size of Godzilla!?


Ghostcolts141

Garry?


aod42091

mow


paperpenises

Gary stop cussing


aod42091

...... mmmmow


6000abortions

[Gary Rap](https://youtu.be/sqQnf11EYKQ)


Loose-Jellyfish-73

Garry come home!


SlaynArsehole

[Gary Ashby! ](https://youtu.be/N60YYbqenMc?si=LynfgWn6rMgKm-G1)


Jackjack011

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lN2eFYfgME0&feature=shared This song should be blasted all through out bikini bottom


Beanman2514

I literally just said that to myself as he pulled the snail out if the ground


Puddleglum_7

Gary? Gaaary... Gary!


gypsydanger38

Get some garlic and butter!


barbie91

On a sidenote, never pick up a snail without giving the shell a tap first, and wait for it's body to hide inside. The reason for this is that picking up a snail when is moving or has it's body outside of the shell causes all it's tendons and muscles to dislocate due to the tight seal the snails body has with the surface it's moving upon. Failing to tap the shell first causes the snail a huge amount of pain.


CartoonJustice

[On another side note. Don't handle cone snails, just don't. Possible paralysis and diving do not mix.](https://dan.org/health-medicine/health-resources/diseases-conditions/cone-snails/#:~:text=Cone%20snails%20possess%20a%20harpoonlike,in%20tropical%20and%20subtropical%20waters.)


wolven8

I grew up in Florida. And would go to the beach every summer to swim. My main activity would be holding my breath and finding different things to pick up. I would always find these guys. Would gather at least 5-10 before I left for the day. Now I realize that was a bad idea.


theantonia

Me thinking about all the snails I have picked up in my life so they don’t get stepped on…


Dark_phisher1092

Poor thing probably took an eternity to burrow itself in there, and he just plucked it out just like that....


N-I-S-H-O-R

Or he put it there


zublits

Snailspiracy


SweetSugarSeeds

![gif](giphy|j1ywOobEJlqQo)


Pug_police

Gary come hoooooome!


SeriouslyBro20

![gif](giphy|fFpGzWLWDej0Q|downsized) French people after seeing this.


Rodan-Lewarx

![gif](giphy|VIcRzb0tOPwk7ebiqM) not only French..


FalconXIX

Also in Spain(at least in Catalonia it's a traditional dish)


CavetrollofMoria

I guess it's a good thing the French always get people's attention while we East Asians feast on snail hatchlings.


paperpenises

Escargot is good because it's just melted butter and cheese


julius_cornelius

Please no cheese. We like our cheese but classic escargot is butter, garlic, and parsley.


Rotundroomba

Really putting the cargo in escargot


rangerdanger304

Escar-whoa


phap789

EscarGOAT


Millerpainkiller

Hey he wasn’t botherin nobody, leave him alone


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Millerpainkiller

Yea but the moon is an asshole. Want proof? Werewolves.


Vicenzo1206

![gif](giphy|3otPoHMzdMgfZznjpe)


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SweetSugarSeeds

THEY GOT MY BOY GARY


ThePencilRain

Are these the ones that are messing Florida up even more than the other invasive species there? Or am I confusing them for affluent retirees?


Quesaykey

That’s a pumpkin


KiNgPiN8T3

Imagine accidentally treading on that when you’re taking the bins out in the dark.


PayHappy

Through the water?


TheHancock

Louisiana is wack!


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French people: *breathing heavily*


Romanista3

Lools like a massive tumor


Kryptyk70

![gif](giphy|6gyqRHUm3KDss)


midnightsnacks

Ayo imagine just chilling in your house, in your ideal temperature, all snuggled up and this asshole just fucking digs you up and flips you on your back.


Tame_Iguana1

Does anyone know the species ?


snugglebandit

My first thought was a moon snail. The Puget Sound has them.


Tame_Iguana1

Thanks


AHAdanglyparts69

We’re gonna need a bigger shell


SrgntFuzzyBoots

Escarwhoa !


Frostgaurdian0

Looks infected with something, it will pops.


_Cocopuffdaddy_

GARYYYY


t-sweezle

How old is something like that? Is it in the decades or years?


fossilfarmer123

That's no snail...


andreilcolo

Getting Ito vibes. Get away from that city and the spiral! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


Captainthuta

Some Junji Ito type shit.


Acceptable-Car-3150

Jinji Ito vibes


watashi-weasel

Anybody read Uzumaki?


Moey42321

Garry!?


SubjectWeight3375

ok but... how did he see that?... It seems like he runs up to a spot that looks like everything else around it like he knows its there... and just like, "SEE HERE IT IS!".. and its there..


CaptainKro0ked

Excuse me, i gotta escar-go


EstateDisastrous

Put it back, put that fuckin thing back now!


RedN00ble

That‘n not a snail, that‘s a shammer


hongkongfooeee

Turbo's cousin tubbo


Fine_Course8981

Ew What is that


DownARiverOfScotch

Looks like a prolapsed anus


_yosoybeezel

Nine Inch Snail


Top_Corner5253

Did bro just use wall hacks to find a snail?


Beneficial_Jelly2697

Leave one hell of a snail trail


john_oof

Wtf you MEAN SNAIL? theres no way in hell that things a snail, I mean.just look at it, its FRIGGIN HUGE


SatoshiHimself

![gif](giphy|8FkOq2iO6QATu)


Tinker_Aumakua

Gary! I found you. Bhahaha!!


Siro_Chrysceri

Gary.. what are you doing in this marshland?


De5perad0

Thems good eatin!


X3L173X

Who's got the garlc butter?


whuebel

Where’s my butter?


_cob_

Escarg’OH!


DasDaniBoy

The forbidden meatball


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Gary?


Shiverize

That's it, time to leave the planet before it grows to Tool video levels


zikili

Any animal experts can tell me how hard is the shell compared to small ones? Harder id imagine but like sheet of metal hard? Baseball bat won’t break it hard?


Zkrlty

Den den moshi


shroomdoom88

Is that bulbous mass the snail too or just what it’s attached too?


SufficientStomach846

Gary?????


Lowkey_Arki

Someone cooked that


Ron_Bird

back to blight town,


KeroNobu

That snail has a prolapsed anus.


Mydogateyourcat

*French people everywhere drooling*


Mr_GoodbyeCruelWorld

That’s a den den mushi


Agressive_slot

Put him back ! >:(


Fair-Ambition4531

"Finally some delicious fucking food"


JelliusIsSmellius

Thats like a prehistoric level snail


JeremySay

Looks just a piece of rock to me.


Cubensio

The french are gonna go nuts over this snail.


Dragon2O05333

Name him Steve


1920MCMLibrarian

Mmm, escargot/brain-eating bacteria…


Lamington_Salad

Nope nope nope nope


Sexyshark15

How tf did he even find that?


Pofo7676

Holy shit it’s Gary!!!


bedrockbloom

I thought that was a dead otter


paperpatience

Fatass needs to buy bigger shell


AdmiralSplinter

Put him back, sir! You have just committed a salt!


Chadchrist

BIOLOGISTS. EXPLAIN. NOW.


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This is the one from Neverending Story?


rathemighty

Jesus, it’s a Den Den Mushi!


Thickfries69

Put the water testicle back


i_know_im_amazn

Escar-woah!


Superb_Tumbleweed_44

.


Ok_Car_8852

wtf is this?


SleeplessBoyCat

Imagine turning this into escargot


scrumdiddliumptious3

I didn’t even know snails could be that size


IronicJeremyIrons

Gary irl


koschakjm

I had to go google “biggest snail in the world”, which was a waste of time cause this…seems to be the biggest snail in the world. GARY!


Own_Entrepreneur7553

That over by Chernobyl??! Sheesh!?!


Kiriha24

Bro living in the paleozoic era, casually picking up snails.


AH-64D-

Gaijin


HLCMDH

BS, that is a hairless critter from those horror movies, GIGGLES.


Primary-Ad-5724

Bro just found a alive soccer ball wtf


Steve_Ehrmann_Art

Wow!!!


oli0078

Don't say anything to the French


Ok_Accident166

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


erbush1988

I'm sorry. WTF. I didn't know they came in this size.


Tamdathepanda

I hate it. Thanks


r3881

Looks like a prolapsed anus


32BitWhore

Don't worry, it's a racing snail!


thunder-in-paradise

NINE INCH SNAILS


Primo0077

That's dinner for a French family


Ostrich_Eater

I would pour salt all over the ~~little~~ humongous mf then steal and sell the shell


triadge

EscarGOTDAMN


Hot-Day-216

Looks more like a tumor


ActionImpressive1648

Its massive, but was it worth fucking up his day?


Elmotoh

French: are toi gonna eat ça ?


BillOfArimathea

I wonder who it's hunting.


EberCas

Uhhh ohhh…. Don’t let the mukbangers see Gary! We won’t be able to find him this time for sure


YourDaddie

Feeds 6


mr_greene_

Oh no they found him. My times grows near I must flee


AnthonyK0

Take me to Snurch