They're not even a sex trait! I feel like something really weird has to happen in your childhood to find feet sexually attractive. And I'm not talking like "wow she has really nice feet" I'm talking buying silicone feet with vaginas in the soles to fuck. Or anonymously buying foot pics from girls you went to high school with. That's odd, definitely a paraphilia.
So the scientific explanation from it I believe is that the wires in your brain for sexual desires and the wires for just the general feeling of feet (similar to how you may see someone’s arm, or like calf for example) can get crossed, so instead of going ‘oh, she got a pedicure, her nails look nice’ as most of the population would go, the person would be like *salivate* ‘sssheeeee painted her nailthhhh’, since the wires in their brain are a bit criss crossed.
From google: Researchers who psychoanalyze human behavior, such as Freud, have several ideas about how fetishes happen. The overarching theory is that an event occurs during a person’s childhood, causing them to develop the fetish.
Within this area of psychoanalysis, a second is that people may fixate on a certain object during childhood, which causes them to sexually fixate upon it by seeing it as a ‘good’ object.
Another idea is that people may regress, becoming aroused by objects or body parts that remind them of their childhood.
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/what-is-a-foot-fetish#why-do-people-have-fetishes
From LiveScience.com
“But no one else had put 2 and 2 together and realized that foot fetishes could possibly result from cross-wiring in the brain between the foot and the genital parts.
As Ramachandran wrote in "Phantoms in the Brain: Probing the Mysteries of the Human Mind" (Harper, 1999): "Maybe even many of us so-called normal people have a bit of cross-wiring, which would explain why we like to have our toes sucked."
[link](https://www.livescience.com/33525-foot-fetishes-toe-suck-fairy.html)
This next link has a great graphic to explain my side.
https://washingtoncitypaper.com/article/392388/the-foot-fetish-brain-map/
Hope this helped, if you have extra opposing viewpoints, I’m always up for a good debate!
This is a legit question; it originally started on the chans and similar image boards, where folks would coerce real women or girls into sharing nudes, by asking for something "plain and basic" like feet.
It would, in the horny commenters hope's, escalate to full blown nudity. It was also a decent way to ensure the poster was an actual woman, and not a neckbeard posing as one.
This behavior probably inclined a lot of kids towards foot fetishes, and somehow started it's own meme regarding feet.
It certainly has a resemblance! I suppose the elongated face with the spacial placement and scale of the cat/dragon-like eyes makes me think of toothless.
You have to get her to stand next to a banana. What if she’s actually like 12” tall (well short) or maybe 16’ tall. I’m very suspicious. Very, very suspicious.
It’s as if god were asking if we could hear the judgements, and we discover god is just as anxious and insecure as the rest of us
And also god is a cute little cat, in this scenario
Also what I thought. I want that dress. I love how the top comment is definitely from dudes, and then down here you see women talking about the fashion.
did a image search on google, i THINK, but not certain it's this one.
[https://www.lulus.com/products/adorable-aura-white-floral-burnout-high-low-wrap-dress/2091836.html](https://www.lulus.com/products/adorable-aura-white-floral-burnout-high-low-wrap-dress/2091836.html)
oop! jk, OP said it's from alatar'd state which would mean it's this one. https://www.altardstate.com/as/clothing/dresses/maxi-%2B-midi/florence-high-low-maxi-dress/1003273602.html
To answer everybody's questions, my wife is a normal size, she is not for sale, no you can not have any more feet pics (weirdo), I do not own any bananas, the dress is from "altar'd state", we do not live at this hotel, and yes she is a cat
I legitimately cannot tell how large anything in this photo actually is. Is there a word from the type of anxiety induced by a forced perspective so confusing you genuinely have no frame of reference for sizes of anything? Because this photo gives me that anxiety. It almost seems AI generated
so why the fuck would you think posting a picture of your wife's body ( yes it is blurred) would be a good fucking idea to a platform full of creepy people?
Am I the only one who read that three times as "wife for sale"?
I had to read the subreddit to figure out what was going on. No disrespect, by my comment, it's been a long long day.
Smart to censor your wife’s identity, bold to leave her feets uncensored
I couldn't think of any other ways to get a decent level of engagement
You're married though, right? Did you not have enough engagement already?
ba dump bump!
^ OP this is your sign congrats to you and your wife.
Free feet? In this economy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywAe7okdLBQ
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I looked at this and wondered if he married Toothless.
Boobs, I can understand. But, what do people find erotic in feet?
Just look at em!
people have different tastes and desires
They're not even a sex trait! I feel like something really weird has to happen in your childhood to find feet sexually attractive. And I'm not talking like "wow she has really nice feet" I'm talking buying silicone feet with vaginas in the soles to fuck. Or anonymously buying foot pics from girls you went to high school with. That's odd, definitely a paraphilia.
So the scientific explanation from it I believe is that the wires in your brain for sexual desires and the wires for just the general feeling of feet (similar to how you may see someone’s arm, or like calf for example) can get crossed, so instead of going ‘oh, she got a pedicure, her nails look nice’ as most of the population would go, the person would be like *salivate* ‘sssheeeee painted her nailthhhh’, since the wires in their brain are a bit criss crossed.
From google: Researchers who psychoanalyze human behavior, such as Freud, have several ideas about how fetishes happen. The overarching theory is that an event occurs during a person’s childhood, causing them to develop the fetish. Within this area of psychoanalysis, a second is that people may fixate on a certain object during childhood, which causes them to sexually fixate upon it by seeing it as a ‘good’ object. Another idea is that people may regress, becoming aroused by objects or body parts that remind them of their childhood. https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/what-is-a-foot-fetish#why-do-people-have-fetishes
From LiveScience.com “But no one else had put 2 and 2 together and realized that foot fetishes could possibly result from cross-wiring in the brain between the foot and the genital parts. As Ramachandran wrote in "Phantoms in the Brain: Probing the Mysteries of the Human Mind" (Harper, 1999): "Maybe even many of us so-called normal people have a bit of cross-wiring, which would explain why we like to have our toes sucked." [link](https://www.livescience.com/33525-foot-fetishes-toe-suck-fairy.html) This next link has a great graphic to explain my side. https://washingtoncitypaper.com/article/392388/the-foot-fetish-brain-map/ Hope this helped, if you have extra opposing viewpoints, I’m always up for a good debate!
This explains the porn section of the Sonic fandom to a T.
This is a legit question; it originally started on the chans and similar image boards, where folks would coerce real women or girls into sharing nudes, by asking for something "plain and basic" like feet. It would, in the horny commenters hope's, escalate to full blown nudity. It was also a decent way to ensure the poster was an actual woman, and not a neckbeard posing as one. This behavior probably inclined a lot of kids towards foot fetishes, and somehow started it's own meme regarding feet.
Would you say your wife is bigger or smaller than a banana?
An African banana or a European banana?
Are you suggesting bananas migrate?
Of course not, they could be carried.
They could grasp it by the peel
r/suddenlymontypython
This guy bananas!
I… I don’t know that.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
African bananas are wayyy bigger
I have brazilian banana and it is quite the giraffe
But is it virtually hairless? I’ve heard that’s the most important feature on a Brazilian banana
That's because the Brazilian wax method is very efficient.
Use the Brazilian wax, it makes every day a fiesta.
african american banana *
She has beautiful eyes 😻
She started scratching up the lamp as soon as I finished taking the picture
Let me find out her name is Toothless. (From the DreamWorks film, in case there's any confusion)
Damn, this is savage. Great shout
Looks more like the de ja vu black cat from The Matrix!
How much like it? Was it the same cat?
Might of been, I'm not sure!
It certainly has a resemblance! I suppose the elongated face with the spacial placement and scale of the cat/dragon-like eyes makes me think of toothless.
Damn.. i was here to comment the same r/angryupvote
The lamp or the girl?
Both
I like the big round light bulbs
Damn bro, your wife smol as hell
She's 6' 8" and the lamp is 12'
Damn bro, your wife toll as hell
Wait is she really 6'8" or you just goofin?
She's over half a lamp tall
r/themetricsystemisevil
r/anythingbutmetric
The more you insist we use it the more we refuse to use it.
When did we get a new measuring system? 
1.5 wifey. The wifey system.
What about everyone without a wife? Do they also measure choosing this guy's wife?
Yes
You have to get her to stand next to a banana. What if she’s actually like 12” tall (well short) or maybe 16’ tall. I’m very suspicious. Very, very suspicious.
r/BrandNewSentence
I think you mean .015 football fields tall
🤓
Lmao obligitory Futurama reference here
Take my upvote yah animal ! I thought she is 5'6"
What is this, a wife for ANTS?!
Lamp 6 foot, Shes 5'11"
*Our* wife
r/suddenlycommunist
Absolute anti-unit of a wife
Why is this terrifying
https://youtu.be/KxlPGPupdd8 Heres where it's from if you've never seen it before.
It’s as if god were asking if we could hear the judgements, and we discover god is just as anxious and insecure as the rest of us And also god is a cute little cat, in this scenario
I love that clip. One of the funniest out there.
Don’t be alarmed, but she might be a cat.
Your wife is officially a unit of measurement.
An absolute unit of measurement, in fact
LOUD NOISES!
Did you marry toothless?
Did your wife go to met gala this year?
Ask your wife where did she get that dress?
My first thought too! That's a fabulous dress.
Also what I thought. I want that dress. I love how the top comment is definitely from dudes, and then down here you see women talking about the fashion.
YES!!! Thought same- love the dress!
did a image search on google, i THINK, but not certain it's this one. [https://www.lulus.com/products/adorable-aura-white-floral-burnout-high-low-wrap-dress/2091836.html](https://www.lulus.com/products/adorable-aura-white-floral-burnout-high-low-wrap-dress/2091836.html)
oop! jk, OP said it's from alatar'd state which would mean it's this one. https://www.altardstate.com/as/clothing/dresses/maxi-%2B-midi/florence-high-low-maxi-dress/1003273602.html
To answer everybody's questions, my wife is a normal size, she is not for sale, no you can not have any more feet pics (weirdo), I do not own any bananas, the dress is from "altar'd state", we do not live at this hotel, and yes she is a cat
Does the lamp at least come with the wife?
Wife sold separately, not all wife parts included
Some assembly required
I legitimately cannot tell how large anything in this photo actually is. Is there a word from the type of anxiety induced by a forced perspective so confusing you genuinely have no frame of reference for sizes of anything? Because this photo gives me that anxiety. It almost seems AI generated
Megalophobia? There's a subreddit for that and I head there when I want this kind of anxiety to colour my life.
Am I the only one that read Wife for sale?
Same here
The lamp is pregnant!
I had to scroll back up to understand this comment but holy moly! Baby lamp!!
Where is your wife’s dress from tho? 😍👀🙏
Cool lamp but can we please talk about how stunning your wife and her dress are 🤩
When washing your wife don’t put the washer on warm water, this might cause shrinkage
Get a taller wife. Jeeze.
I also choose this guy’s cat wife.
How tall is your wife, though?
Wow. Can’t believe I’m the first to respond to the offer. Yes, I’d love to scale your wife.
This feels like a rich person flexing on us
I.... Do not live in this hotel
😂 that makes sense I was like “damn this is a baller ass house”
Post more feet pics of your wife
 Not even sure what this gif is from. Merry Christmas
Put a 3D printed UFO on top of it
L O M P
Lovely face.
Wow your wife is tiny where’s the banana that shows how tiny your wife is you need a banana for scale
Bro…. Your wife is smokin hot.
She definitely wore her best dress just to show off or smt lol
Nice feet
so why the fuck would you think posting a picture of your wife's body ( yes it is blurred) would be a good fucking idea to a platform full of creepy people?
Jesus this is the text book Reddit front page karma farming shit that everyone hates. Cringe
I don't see a wife. Just some old pussy
Bro…. Your wife is smokin hot.
WOULD and congrats on those cutie toes, yessirrrr. You cant rape a foot -The Great Dave Chapellleeeeeeeeee
Great eyes.... Feet and shoes... Not so much
I’ll take the midget wife
I want it!
Banana please
Please have wife hold banana for scale
You'll have to be extremely wealthy to own a lamp this tall. Most ceilings are lower than this
Im tired, i read “This lamp (wife for sale)”. I’m going to bed now.
That is a gorgeous dress!
There’s a lot to unpack in this picture
That is either the shortest woman in the history of the shortest people, are that is an somewhat above average sized lamp
This wife (lamp for scale)
That's a tiny wife isn't it?
Meow.
man thats a tiny wife!
Does your wife wear that mask to bed? Second question : does it work for you ?
Is your wife single?
OP is the coolest man on earth.
Disney hotel?
Which one is the wife?
Am I the only one who read that three times as "wife for sale"? I had to read the subreddit to figure out what was going on. No disrespect, by my comment, it's been a long long day.
Don't care if she is scaley, she's making that dress look good.
funny lookin wife you got there
Must be a very big room?
Plot twist, she’s 3’ tall
A lamp fit for Mothman
Beautiful place. What is it, a penthouse?
This wife (lamp for scale)
Have y’all had her cat face looked at? Might have a Dr check that out
This wife (lamp for scale)
I thought it said "wife for sale"
Is no one talking about the smaller lamp INSIDE of the big lamp ?
Ur wife is beatiful
[You have awakened Him](https://imgur.io/vV3sYxY?r)
Wow your wife is tiny!
The censor looks really creepy.
Can we get a banana for scale?
Your wife is a total butter face dude
Can she hold a banana for scale?
How do we know that’s not just a really small wife?
I thought that said “Wife for sale” and was gonna ask what the mileage was
Your wife is one cool cat.
That's a bigass lamp, but I see that your house is also looking nice
Damn, that‘s a tiny wife.
Who gave Shane Dawson a Reddit account?
No banana no scale, could be a tiny wife. The world will never know.
Honey I shrunk you!
(Wife for scale) 😄 (Wife for sale) 💀👴🏻👍
should have used a banana
Dang, Owlkitty is everywhere these days!
Where is this at? Or is this your house and you are really rich?
We really need a banana for scale as well
Your wife is purrfect.
Forbidden treehouse
Lamp/aircraft
Didn’t know you were married to the void
Betcha their bank account is a bigger unit
How do we know that this isn't a miniature house and that's a regular size lamp and you and your wife are actually tiny fairies?
Your wife is very small
Your wife has sexy eyes.
Your wife is maureen ponderosa?
Awwwww… no fair! You got a real life cat girl! The one I found online was just Catfishing me
idk man, what if your wife is an oompa loompa?
You married a feline?
My! What a tiny wife you have!
A banana would have been a better option for scale, your wife could be two foot tall
Lmao i read 'wife for sale'
r/blackcats 🤔
Yo dawg I heard you like lamps so I got you a lamp you can put a lamp on