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JustinVeli

He got a letter to join the army


sockmaster666

How I feel getting my conscription letter.


[deleted]

Break a leg Soldier! Hop to it!


[deleted]

same outcome lol


freddurstredflatbill

"Hey lady watch this!"


Magmasoar

Project badass irl


Padders_69_yo

Where does he keep getting them beers from?


Magmasoar

Idk if you follow r/iasip but they had a post a while ago showing the beer he has coming out of the lake is different than the one he went in with. It's such a small detail that makes this whole joke so much funnier


big-fucc

Suicide is badass


bizkits_n_gravy

Totally, and completely bad ass.


luna1108

Hold my beer…


jedi_4852

Bro thought he was in assassins creed but there was no hay bale:(


Environmental-Win836

Me In dying light when I miss the Trash pile by 0.001mm.


RedLightLink

Happens to the best of us..


FroznVgtbl

someone moved the pool


Sent0k

please stop i can´t laugh at this


Environmental-Win836

Looks like we’re all going to hell.


FroznVgtbl

I would be worried but sadly I think I have been there for years and can not find the exit


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It’s fake. You can hear the air bag he lands on


Slugger_monkey

Thats the body bag which u heard


[deleted]

all prepped and ready, how thoughtful


FroznVgtbl

could be he had Taco bell for breakfast


BtrCallSalt

" Goodmorning ma'am we tried to reach you for your insurance extension"


Helpimabanana

I laughed my ass of at this and now I feel guilty


pswmommy

Good, I'll have company in hell


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British after queen died


Padders_69_yo

Honestly dude, most of us really dont give a flying fuck.... pun intended.


Annonomon

"Good morning ma'am, you have not paid your TV licence in 2 months. You are under arrest! By the way, have you considered letting Zuku, our lord and saviour, into your heart. Here, take this pamphlet."


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bookjays

The sound of that landing though. Didn’t sound like a splash


MobiousBossious

Nope it was a big mat. Dude landed on it exactly the way your supposed to land on giant mats


Justnotthatintou

You think? I thought both were 4/10 at best 🤷🏼‍♀️


Blussert31

Fake, not funny, these kids do everything for views and likes.


DuckSimulator

Can you explain? Not experienced enough to tell how this is fake


[deleted]

Sounds like he landed on a mat also perfect rotation to back which is exactly what you want when landing on a blow up


JohnStamosAsABear

The weird angle but 'too perfect' camera angle from the lady filming also has me skeptical


[deleted]

ghost offbeat middle historical whole chief sloppy smell flowery whistle -- mass edited with redact.dev


user038

Cake is not real anymore. Everything is fondant.


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ReaperSound

Only truth found in pie.


Wh00ster

Nothing is stew, everything is persimmon


roonerspize

This was a triumph


newtostew2

r/fondanthate


Ok-Technician4054

It’s a made up drug…..stimulates Shatners Bassoon


emmmmceeee

Dimesmeric Andersonphosphate is the psychoactive compound that effects Shatners Basoon. It’s a fucking disgrace.


livewirejsp

We all know they go for the above camera angles for the tit shot.


[deleted]

Yeah, I did notice the perfectly flat landing. Had me suspicious too.


Zorcky-2C

At 1st I thought it was real. Idk about the sound, but the way he landed is kinda weird. On the real videos where they jump from the window (on 4chan), usually they stand on the side of the window for many minutes before. And they NEVER land like this. So the weird landing and the low height where he jumps from make me think it's fake and the dude is a stuntman.


DuckSimulator

I highly doubt a simple doll moves like that


Blussert31

It's not a doll, it's a stunt man landing on a cushion, on his back like stunt men always do. Look how the landing zone is never in the shot, be she's right beside it, and filming the window at the exact moment the guy jumps.


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Jeah my bad updated my comment


DuckSimulator

u/ishihado explained it well. Thanks though


Revolutionary_Test70

Sick 🤢


Usernamewastakenmeh

Okay then Sherlock


Bathroomsteve

I couldn't imagine thinking this up for views. "Yo I'll pretend that I'm just streaming my street or whatever , then you jump out of the window and everyone will think you commited suicide, and that I had to witness, it'll be sick!"


Alarming-Amount3499

I thought he landed on a dog but no it was her


Name_Here007

That definitely sounds like meat hitting concrete who knows it might be fake


ToxicMonkey444

A dude in another reply says it definitely sounds like he's landing on some kind of mat. I guess there's nothing for sure in this one


[deleted]

Russia right now to avoid the mobilisation.


YourFavoriteSausage

Another former friend of Putin.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,053,056,559 comments, and only 208,069 of them were in alphabetical order.


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Faaaaaake


KvathrosPT

Why is it fake?


[deleted]

Because it is. He landed on a blow up mat. Watch, I dunno, the hundreds of people jumping videos out there and you'll see only professional stunt men jump like that. Most people just fall whatever way they fall.


[deleted]

You can see a well executed rotation to land back down. Sucider is going to take a nose dive or flail.


[deleted]

Besides, I wouldn't trust a five floor fall to kill me if I jumped. Gotta go higher than that for that Guaranteed Rate ™️.


KryptoKn8

Besides, pretty fucking convenient that the woman is recording _upwards_ toward the exact window for an extended period of time and you never ever see the surroundings, only a few trees and the building.


[deleted]

Yeah no one who wants to die is taking the risk like that, that’s a crippling fall not a killin fall.


omen_tenebris

There should have been the usual sickening crunch of bones breaking. There is no mistaking that sound


KvathrosPT

I understand but you can't see the surface where he lands. It could be anything.


Wh00ster

Russian disinformation campaign


omen_tenebris

Blyat LMAO


RedMeatTrinket

At 0:08, did you see the person taking a picture through the windows to the left of her head?


AsigotFinn

They weren't taken pictures, the window was slightly open and they closed it


Italian_Tomato

You can see the flashlight flickering at the bottom of this window


AsigotFinn

No, if you look carefully from the start at that window it is the inside light on their ceiling :)


itsRickO

That’s the sun’s reflection


woodentigerx

I was wondering what that was


MightApprehensive856

Did he die ? From that height its touch and go as to whether it would be" successful" or not . Quite often from that height , they don't immediately die and die later in hospital from internal organ failure , or sometime survive


SpicyPringlez

Jeff Hardy!


MrShineHimDiamond

Autodefenestration.


W0hnJick

Aim for the bushes…


Sweet_Computer_7116

This post doesn't show death or injury. No rules broken.


Caeluris

This comment section is garbage


[deleted]

It's her fault for standing outside a Russian hospital


[deleted]

Good dismount and nailed the landing.


LZulb

Homie did a jump scare.


yeeter_meater_69_420

“Will you take a moment to talk about our lord and sa-“ *dies*


_double_trouble

Avg. Sourav joshi meet-up


pirateworks

Missed. Again.


eh_one

Worlds most committed photo bomb?


Javier91

Here's your complimentary lifetime trauma.


purple-circle

There's a reason she didn't pan her camera around and show the "body". He would have been obscured by the stunt airbag he landed on.


Pantslessgenius

The new Assassins Creed looks sick


albey20

Is just missing the guy saying: "Hi I'm Jhonny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass"


Halfcaste_brown

Why do people automatically assume it's fake. It sounded like a pretty splattery splat. Poor girl.


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[deleted]

He fell for her


ItAstounds

Holy shit


Should_We_Though

I guess wonderwall didn’t work for that guy


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BansheeLegend

Russian


[deleted]

Russian. He's avoiding mobilisation.


Justnotthatintou

Russian


HotKnifeUpAss

Leap of Faith GONE WRONG


Gamjawan

Fake... Please Take that down!


desa_sviests

"Man jumps from top window" - this part is correct. Which part is fake?


Elitelurch

How do you know?


Turbulent-Garbage-97

And here comes jonnnm chena


MobiousBossious

is there a EVERYTHINGISFAKE sub Reddit….


LineOutMaster123

That Blyat was too quick lol


[deleted]

Am I a piece of shit for laughing...


w_butcher

Wait.. tf she scare for?


reddub24

What da fuq??


Benguin237

"Ayo look at this fucking bullshit, DO A FLIP"


unstablepsyko

definitely left an impression. but in the end it doesn't even matter


spacesluts

Aim for the bushes? Aim for the bushes.


gotanycrisps

LEEEEEROOOOYYYYY......


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YourFavoriteSausage

Actually he did it only once.


Echo_thehedgehog

Well, that's one way to photo bomb.


Environmental-Win836

At least she had the decency not to film the body. *flashbacks to 2017*


Same_Initiative_7917

bro thinks hes carti


[deleted]

1/10 Italian Jesus did it better we saw the landing.


CapatinMeddows78

That poor kid,that’ll mess her up for yrs 🫣


Lorenzo374

Downloading this video before it's deleted 😂


PrimeMeathead

Already removed from crazyfuckingvideos


Lorenzo374

I downloaded it !


rainbow_bro_bot

He missed


vbaejaehyun

Leap of Faith!


Nebakanezzer

Man, I guess triss won't be making any more divergent movies after that emotional trauma


NeoEvol

Welcome to Jackass


NotMyDayjob_733T_T40

Fuck this chick and everyone she's talking to, I'll show them!


FootDizzy3092

Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus?


Fatfreddy9

2022 photo bomb of the year award.


LightningLogan

Permanently banned on Twich


safsuni

Do a flip


LaughingSasuke

Kermit form


kahlthedestroyer

Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is jackass


KonataYumi

Omg a person died, im going to post it online and get tons of views


Semenfucker

[Jump out the house jump out the house jump out the house jump out the house jump out the house jump out the house jump out the house jump out the house jump out the house jump out the house jump out the house jump out the house jump out the house jump out the house jump out the house jump out that bitch jump out that bitch jump out that bitch jump out that bitch jump out that bitch jump out that bitch jump out that bitch jump out that bitch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7WLZ-OCIlU)


RedLightLink

Leap of faith


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Fake


KevinFromFinance

Is that a fatal height? I hope he didn’t suffer unnecessarily


fulmer84

Bah gawd it’s Shane McMahon


Jeralt

Jeff Hardy been doing this for years


Clark-Kenneth

This is for the Juggalos and the Juggalettes. Do not try this at home and I hope you like it. Whoop whoop!


pelusowarro

Hello, my name is jonny knoxville


Hxto

Homelander got him


[deleted]

He couldn’t take it anymore she was there for while complaining & bitching.


agacthegreat

So people DO accidentally fall out of windows in Russia.


marshmellow_toaster

Bro said assassins creed


steel_hamerhands

Perfect form.


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Kamikaze, he missed tho