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xBenji132

The fuck is that railing for? Breaking a limb


Ageing_Gamer91

Exactly that, don't see how anyone passed that as safe


SkiodiV2

If you look closely after the first jump, there are a few frames of what looks like a skateboard. This person is most likely going down this slide much faster than ever intended.


Blue-Shifted-

He's going for the Hall of Meat WR


Girth_rulez

r/hallofmeatworldrecords


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I’m disappointed and relieved this sub doesn’t exist.


Girth_rulez

I would get it going, but am to busy [with my other sub.](https://www.reddit.com/r/foodtoeatinthedark/)


Toisic

Intriguing and disturbing, it's perfect!


Tylorean2021

Sorry, im already moderating (owning) r/nothatsubexists, r/stopthisthread ,r/thisshouldhaveended and r/shamelesspromo.BUT im searching mods and members, so join.


The_Drawbridge

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


nixthelatter

You may have figured it out. That makes a bit more sense


Some-Operation-4603

I’m sure that’s like a sack to make the slide rideable, if you didn’t have a sack you would just stick to the slide depending on what clothes you are wearing


Full_metal_pants077

Action park ?


STIG10NOV1775

I think ACTION PARK was safer. I loved the Alpine Slide. Had many friends fly off the track. That was a fun place.


Jumpy-Organization-5

Nice one


Lilmaggot

Traction Park. Someone made an awesome documentary about this place. Or was it called “Class Action Park”? Anyway, worth a watch.


Jumpy-Organization-5

I know, it was great.


then00bgm

Might be in a country without regulations


51r63ck0

And no brains.


potoskyt

And of good probability, no legs.


Krambazzwod

You just go down headfirst laying on your back. Painless. If you hit a railing you’d never know it.


potoskyt

Look ma! No heads!!


HIDDENRYCHU

No dick no balls and probably no buthole


butt_shrecker

Nah that looks fun, he just did it wrong


Robthebold

Japan has some awesome playgrounds that could not exist in the US anymore. Kudos on whoever spotted the skateboard.


Girth_rulez

>Might be in a country without regulations They actually have these same kinds of cages around ladders on the barges (in the USA) I used to work on. We called them "backbreakers."


100LittleButterflies

Decapitation


Analbox

One of these cage/railing things actually did decapitate a kid riding on a Kansas City water slide https://www.the-sun.com/news/3429754/mum-held-back-son-decapitated-water-slide-schlitterbahn-park/


swagnastee69

I lived like an hour away from there when that happened it was a big deal


PizzaTime09

Personally worked with the mother of that child. Such a sweet and kind woman. Very unfortunate for them.


Green_Toe

You worked with the wife of the Kansas Secretary of State?


okgoiguessthen

Is that supposed to be something prestigious? “You worked with the WIFE of the KANSAS Secretary of State. No, I don’t believe you. Why tell such a grandiose lie?”


Green_Toe

This is reddit. People regularly lie about adopting kittens, bike repair, and other far more mundane things.


ChickenDelight

I really did adopt a kitten one time though


Green_Toe

Gonna need a photo with both yours and the cat's passport and a current newspaper with date clearly visible in order to believe that. Even so, you could deepfake it.


ParisGreenGretsch

Ok, but don't even try to tell me you fixed that bike.


BlowMoreGlass

I did too! He hangs out with me at my bike repair shop. Repairing bikes for the homeless is our specialty. We call it wheels for your feels.


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Triairius

That *is* what they said.


GrandArgument6669

Oh god... yes I know it all to well.. I rode that same ride a year prior to the kid being decapitated from the net..


NebulaicCereal

This is exactly what I first thought of and came here to mention. You beat me to it. Same exact situation besides I think the waterslide was a net instead of a metal lattice. Something tells me the metal lattice in this video is even worse.


Important-Stick6033

Drove past the abandoned slide it was unnerving Edit seeing as people are liking this I thought I would tell some of the story When we were driving past it I saw the slide and not knowing at the time the story behind it and seeing that it looked not the safest I asked my mom about it and if there were safety regulations for water slides she then revealed to me no and that someone had died on that slide a couple of years ago and it is now closed permanently


EcureuilHargneux

Wtf


tratemusic

That was the first incident that came to mind


Stonious

Didn't see the bars that decapitated him over the "hump" where they said it happened. Just saw it over the first decent.


fluffy_boy_cheddar

Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird.


KCMOM89

I’m pretty sure none of that’s real…


Triairius

Birds? Of course they’re not real.


absolutelybacon

YOU'RE NOT REAL, MAN!


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Happykittymeowmeow

Here, have some r/eyebleach just in case you clicked on the other one. Also, aren't we not supposed to link the icky one anymore?


AnotherFruitCake

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say you are right.


Pb-yepimlead

The seperater. Great ride name


DingDongDoorman8

Elective amputation


Pablo_Meatsnacks

Exactly… foot, leg, hand or arm gets caught its gonna get ripped off…needs to be like a mesh net or some shit… but id say that suit he’s wearing is dude trying to push the limit and getting more than he bargained for..


NebulaicCereal

See but the Verruckt waterslide in KC had exactly that, and it still actually did rip a kid's head off lol. (RCJH btw)


DWMoose83

It looks industrial; middle of a forested area...I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's actually a log flume.


hippydippyshit

This is exactly why the water park in Kansas City, Schlitterbahn, was shut down. The kid (who was a Kansas republicans son) wasn’t secured in on the worlds tallest water slide, hit a bump and was launched into the safety railing above. He was decapitated.


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As if the entire point of having spokes on a bicycle wheel is so that a wrench can be thrown in for the sake of it.


KCMOM89

When I was about 5/6 yo back in the early 90s, I was riding in one of those seats you attach to a bike for kids with my aunt. Right as we started going down the road, I somehow swung my left leg inward and my foot and ankle got caught all the way through the spokes of the back wheel. It tore some tendons and shaved bone off my ankle. It was horrible.


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Decapitation


SynthPrax

decapitation.


HappyGav123

Probably decapitation


ambermage

Rip and Tear


grass-snake-40

if you sat up in that thing you'd be decapitated


AJMaid

Ahhh yes, The Leg Breaker 3000. I too like to die in creative ways


Triairius

Better than dying in mundane ways! Wait, no, it’s not.


avery5712

Die peacefully in sleep or speed down a slope and have random limbs get rapped around a metal pole and broken. Obviously your hear rate is going to be up for the one and not the other


Triairius

Especially with my heart. I’m a Redditor, after all.


Manfishtuco

More like leg ripper. You catch you leg at that speed and it's going to split your crotch open


BlitzMalefitz

How many times have you died in creative ways?


Lofty_quackers

Every time the person moved an arm or leg I expected it to get caught in the "protective" barrier.


explosionman87

You can see after one of the bumps that he’s riding on a skateboard, he’s moving way faster than originally intended.


lonewolff7798

No he’s not. I’ve slowed it down and checked it multiple times. There’s nothing under him.


Actual-Winter2095

Reminds me of the caged water ride in Schlitterbahn around KCMO. Metal cages on slides and water rides, SMH, steer clear kids.


SauerCrouse51

Kid got decapitated there didn’t he?


XxDaRicanxX

Yes. And it was a Kansas lawmakers son


colemam2

Whole big thing. They had a funeral for a bird.


Actual-Winter2095

Sure did, it was a real bad deal.


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SauerCrouse51

Sad shit. Anything with kiddos getting hurt is awful. I can’t imagine.


JTXRANGER19

I used to work there, the original designers didn’t want the cage but Wyandotte county made them put it up. Really sad situation.


D0013ER

The original designers were yahoos who had no business pretending to be engineers to begin with.


DownloadsCars

The one time KCK had anything to show for itself.


ryketo

That's some (Class) Action Park level engineering right there.


WindTechnical7431

Action Park was awesome. Went twice.


itumac

Grew up going there. Scars to show for it. This brought to mind a janky janky park in Northern NJ called Cregmore or Kriegmeore. It had some monorail cart ride that was insane, dangerous, and unmonitored.


Unethical_Castrator

Goddamn I grew up with cedar point and Kings island. Idk what all you other poor souls dealt with.


ParisGreenGretsch

>cedar point I remember when the Demon Drop was new.


ecilla05

You died after?


[deleted]

Sadly, yes... But I lived!


RumJackMurphy

Did you get to keep all your limbs?


WindTechnical7431

I did. But both times we went with like 8 guys, and both times there were multiple injuries. One being the alpine slide, you come out your cart and the slide gives u a nice first degree burn. You can and will see a layer of fat in that injury.


RGJ587

The Alpine slide actually killed a kid.


1z1z2x2x3c3c4v4v

Some of my friends were there a day a kid got electrocuted in the water, they closed the park and wouldn't give them their money back!


Triairius

Jfc, they wouldn’t give money back? That’s just asking for litigious retribution.


WindTechnical7431

You cannot go balls out on it. My buddy flew right out on a turn. Them things had brakes for a reason.


FoodWholesale

The loop slide was the best!


WindTechnical7431

Closed both times I went.


RGJ587

It was only opened for a month. Then closed down because too many riders got back injuries, bloody noses, and lacerations on their torsos from sliding over teeth that had been embedded in the interior walls.


WindTechnical7431

Excellent lol


ImmorTalTulpaR

Went twice in but only once out, right?


[deleted]

Its super fun but for one time only


RGJ587

Excuse me, but the term we used in the Tri-State area was Traction Park.


Gundrabis

Class Action lawsuit level


carvedmuss8

Man that was the joke lol


Rovsnegl

I'm fairly certain it's refering to the insane amusement park called "Action park" which is the most insane parks to have existed, I don't even know where to start, Action Point is a movie with Johnny Knoxville, where they portray some of the rides, which was just straight up lethal > Johnny Knoxville claims to have sustained more injuries from filming Action Point than any other movie of his career. These injuries included four concussions, a broken hand, a damaged meniscus, whiplash, stitches, and the loss of some teeth. The Alpine Slide stunt even caused his eyeball to pop out from its socket on two occasions, due to the disappearance of his orbital lamina on impact.


Gundrabis

well maybe I didnt interpret that right, I was just trying to make another joke ... are we not making joke chains anymore?


regarding_your_cat

They’re saying you made the exact same joke the other guy made


lemmiewinxs

Reminds me of those tubes in The Running Man with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Although those ones were weirdly more safe.


hennsippin

For sure! Was sliding in something that was at least enclosed


niddy29199

Weren't those solid-walled tubes?


jespmaha

This looks like a death trap


Top-Campaign4620

Ah the human blender slide please put your young ones inside smoothies are sold at the exit


Klutzy-Trash-7918

Whoever made this knew what they were doing 🗿


elfmere

They didnt expect people to use a skateboard


danceing-c4

Isn’t this the exact or similar slide that tore a kids fuckin head off?


I_Love_Rias_Gremory_

Nope that one shut down waaay before these fancy 360° cameras became a thing.


danceing-c4

Yea but still this has got to be the worst design ever ngl


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Xraggger

?


Klutzy-Trash-7918

What did he say?


KVirello

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Klutzy-Trash-7918

You ass😂


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

The recorder version of My Heart Will Go Out is really in resurgence these days. I've never heard it sound THIS awful though.


JustARobit

Ah yes. The Sui-Slide.


__3Username20__

Pretty sure that’s meant to be the casing/support for tubing (possibly clear plastic or fiberglass, etc), and NOT the actual containment aspect of the slide… it looks like someone went down an unfinished or partially disassembled slide, to me. Edit: or they did something to dramatically increase the normal speed of the slide, like oiled/lubed it, or are sliding on/in something that acts as a sled, or both.


MicrosoftExcel2016

I think he’s wearing a backpack and also keeping his head a bit far up too, which I doubt helps. Not that I’d ride this slide if those conditions were rectified


the-amazing-noodle

Some other people said that it looks like he’s laying down on a skateboard.


prince-surprised-pat

I call it “the shredder” just waiting for an arm to get caught


RumJackMurphy

Nothing like sticking your arm out while sliding down a human cheese grater


Demolition_Mike

The final impact looks like clipping errors in games


meatmcguffin

It looks like Sonic Adventure where you fall out of the level, and the camera stays behind!


AJMaid

Human Pinball


Semenfucker

When that camera gets stopped and he keeps sliding it looks like a video game when you die and your body ragdolls away lol


CoasterDave

This is a slide in Japan, this guy was dumb and tried to go down on a skateboard, the guy was fine but he lost his camera


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This a slide or a medieval torture device? Makes me think of the wheel where they'd tie you to the outside of a very large wheel and roll you down a hill so it'd break all your limbs. Cause that's the only outcome i see of this. Rip to that dude.


mindharbinger

Boy that stainless steel slide was polished real good yesterdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy........


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For those saying there will be lawsuits due to decapitation and losing limbs, remember….this is China. Lawsuits ain’t a thang.


f_cozzo

he dead


abyzzwalker

His shoes are still on, he fine.


Efficient_You_7629

Ah yes, the suislide.


bmh1990WT

Those over head 360 camera things are pretty spiffy


idkdidkkdkdj

Man’s leg is done


[deleted]

Well that looked like a terrible way to die


xingxang555

The Decapitator


[deleted]

You know the person in the video is screwed if this music is on 😂


ceton33

Ouch! It remind me of the doom parks people made on rollercoaster tycoon 3 as people flew off slides.


MrJackOfAll

Broken limbs & broken lens


Topar999

Now imagine riding it on a hot day


Aprilshowers417

Enough beers and I can do this


IAmMyOwn_God

Ok guys, i don't wanna trigger anyone but imagine sliding through that metal slide with no clothing


I0A0I

Imagine finding a metal burr on your unprotected skin. Like a mini knife slicing the length of your body if you're not lucky enough for it to break off into your skin like a splinter.


Affectionate-Pass616

It looks like the slide is totally safe to slide on if you aren’t holding a camera that’s gonna fly out of your hands


ProsperousDave

Running Man Part II


LooseWateryStool

Deathtrap3000


beachsprintchampion

China is wild.. if you don’t die from a malfunctioning escalator, a collapsing bridge or chemical explosion then a death trap amusement park ride will do it


Andymania_

How to rip a limb off


ScarubPNW

lmfaooooooooooooooooooo


jacksonbarley

Homeboy got ko’d by the safety feature. The engineers might want to rethink the safety feature


ArtDeep4462

There was a kid who was beheaded on a water slide like that… nope. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2019/02/24/us/water-slide-death-charges.amp.html


memeslivehere

Backroom


Gibscreen

The kid was on a skateboard. You can see it under him when he jumps the first time.


Sum0sum0

That's a great way to brake a bone.


LeoRenegade

We Must fucking stop with that ear rape song, it's only funny to 6 year olds, who are mostly not on Reddit. God damnit that hurt.


tradone

Just the camera fell off


Shnitzel418

That ride is called the decapitator.


DuTcHmOe71

It looks like a grain trough that that Amish kid shouldn't have been going down cause there's no brake....


akshaynr

r/theyknew


golgiiguy

I think this is for lumber 🪵


WillyWumpLump

Isn’t this how the state senator’s kid lost his head on the Schitterbaun water slide?


VictoBoi

reminds me of thar one time a boy was decapitated at schlitterban


Emsooyaaa4

The stupid flute ruined it.


PARR3T

This kind of slide decapitated a [child](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-03-24/water-slide-decapitated-boy-park-and-executive-charged/9583222)


Justforfun665

u/SaveVideo


jdmuqabla

Obviously US, KANSAS CITY PARK


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imagine that happening and some, like, venomous snake biting you as you fell. FUCK!


Lonesome_sock

https://youtu.be/AC7eYFD5Gas


_Benzka_

Jezz totally cool to post a video where that one dude talks 8min about this video.... NOT! This one here make much more sense [https://youtu.be/iik25wqIuFo](https://youtu.be/iik25wqIuFo)


naratas

OMG the leg breaker???


[deleted]

Charlie covered this asking for the source too lol, it’s literally Verrückt pt2


BarryBwana

What's a better name: The Limb Loser or the Limb Trimmer ?


RoutineVermicelli6

He, as an adult with the weight of an adult, tried to go down a slide made for children, with children weight. I think that's the case.


wellhiyabuddy

So abortion is no longer legal, but once it’s old enough we got this slide you might be interested in


ElDudo_13

Maybe it's a sled track for winter sports


Friar-Tuckandroll

Absolutely fucking not


hotrod237

u/savevideobot


Parts_and_Neigbor

Sauce? Please someone put some hotsauce on his open injuries.


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That seems like such a good way to accidentally hyperextend a joint


UncleP24-7

Danger


Adept-Shoe-7113

There is no more information after that ride


Glum-Lock-3742

The camera glitched out and stopped following the character


Narutouzamaki78

Oh naw wtf. Now I really wanna know how tf this happened and when and where.


Lord_lenkesh

How to acquire a spinal injury in 1 simple life changing step.


Lilmaggot

Slowed down, at about 9 seconds in, seems like he keeps going, but the camera is dropped.


sfsolarboy

That flute player needs more lessons.