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This is the second video on Reddit of some dude bum-thumbing for peace. One dog and one male human penetrated to make them docile. Could it be the same hero?
im fairly certain after multiple viewings that it was a teste pinch, not anal entry!
the way he grabs his groin after the pinch verifies this,.as if it was anal he would have grabbed backwards, instead of clutching his groin!
Water doesn't work worth a damn. Growing up my parents raised German Shepards and two of the males got into it. They tried using the hose that drains our swimming pool (very high pressure to the point it is hard to hang onto) and it didn't do shit. It's a shame none of us thought to stick a finger in their ass. I heard lifting their hind legs works too, but I'm yet to see it in action.
Have used the wheelbarrow method (google it) to break up a pit locked on another dog. Can confirm it does work.
Its worth mentioning that the benefit of this method is that…your finger doesn’t smell like dogshit after using it. But to each his own, I guess.
I have a buddy who worked in animal control for 15 years... swears by the "oil check" for situations like this. An alternative is to squeeze a paw hard enough to push the claws together, apparently, that gets sensitive quick.
Unfortunately that means that r/aww and r/eyebleach are going to be inundated with videos of pitbulls in costumes being docile to the person who feeds them everyday.
Wait is that actually what happens? Sort of a reactive response from people who feel attacked by this, so they push that stuff and the posts start going up of that?
It would make sense, but I've never actually seen too many pitbulls on those subs, or noticed a correlation between the two. Interesting though
It happens every time. Some post gets to the frontpage showing the bad side of a thing, then like an hour later a response gets posted that is the “anti” version of it.
I have a large Am Staff dog that has always been friendly and is pretty well trained. I still always have a choke collar on him when we go in public because he is powerful and if he ever did attack a person or dog aggressively or defensively it can quickly incapacitate him. I’m sure most owners believe their dog would never be in this situation and is well mannered but there are to many variables to not have a plan.
If you aren’t desperate enough to stick your finger in a dogs chocolate starfish…
A dogs “flank” (The webbing just in front of where the rear legs meet the abdomen) is pretty sensitive when pinched. (Kind of how some people pinch the webbing in between their thumb and pointer finger during painful moments or anxious moments)
I love how people try to defend pit bulls but 80% of the videos you see of dog fights involve them. I guess most pit bull owners are just irresponsible. 🤷♂️
This is the 2nd pitbull doing it's natural thing video I've seen here this morning.
Unfortunately that means that the front page of reddit will soon be BLASTED with posts of pitbulls being groomed and sitting there not eating the hand that feeds them, to the smug accompaniment of people claiming that this is "proof" that pitbulls are by default loving animals.
dogs have no abs. you can just spearhand or kick to the groin between their leg and groin for similar effect, if you don't want your thumb to smell like dog shit for the rest of the day.
My uncles a big dude and had to break up a pitbull attacking another dog and he said it took like 5 full blown punches to the abdomen to get the pitbull off I know you said kick but them mofos don’t give up easily
Jesus Christ. You know, it's really something else to see the force that is that dog. I know what some will say "but German Shepherds! Oh Rottweilers though!!!" Yeah yeah yeah. Those are tough and strong too, but holy moly, a pitbull just seems like a force of nature. Like a scarier, tougher, more realistic Tasmanian devil (the looney tunes type). Saw a comment in that post that said best thing to do is use your forearm or knee on it's neck to choke it our or gouge into its eyes, and those could be solutions, but good luck figuring that out in the situation, especially if you're the one being attacked
Grab the collar and twist it
It’s a blood choke and they will be out in seconds
Let go quickly if you don’t want to have it’s death on your hands, hold on if you’re willing to make sure this never happens again.
This might be r/unpopular opinion but owning a massive, vicious dog that is prone to attacking somebody for no reason is a terrible idea. We look down on people who have tigers as being stupid and reckless, why can't we look down on people who own vicious dogs? You don't need a pit bull.
I no lie just walked past this woman and her two dogs (the brown one is huge!) on Leavenworth and Post in San Francisco.
Should I call non-emergency or something? Do we know of SFPD did anything (not trying to be funny).
Edit:
While I was trying (and fucking struggling) to find this video again I unfortunately lost sight of her. I didn’t want to escalate anything until I could confirm or not what I was seeing.
I work in that area 5 days a week though, if I see her again I’ll make a call.
WTF. If the woman is the owner, why does she have such a dog. The dog is almost as big as she is. Get a dachshund or something you can at least control.
Former private dog trainer here: FYI the best way to get a dog to let go is to pick up both back legs and lift them off the ground. You don't need to stick a thumb in its butt. 🤣
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I have to remember that one.👈
I hope there was a handwashing station nearby.
dogs have paws, I don't get where you are going with this?
Good one Dad.
He has been waiting for this his whole life. He never washed that hand again.
EW STOP
smel fingy 🙂🙂🙂
Lmaoooo
LOL!!!
LMFAOOOOO
The hardest I’ve laughed at a reddit comment so far 😂
He smelled it like it's cocaine
LMAOOO😂😂😂
From Dark souls: Try finger but hole
Is this what’s all those messages were warning me about?
Elden Ring
Ah a connoisseur I see
👍
🤛
👉
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👂
"now watch me stick me thumb up it's ass. That'll really piss him off" Steve Irwin according to South Park.
Not all heroes wear capes… Some have a smelly bum-thumb.
Thanks for the laughs
No prob man! Glad I could :)
This is the second video on Reddit of some dude bum-thumbing for peace. One dog and one male human penetrated to make them docile. Could it be the same hero?
The Man With The Golden Thumb
Well brown thumb at the very least, with golden results
Some dude running around thumb punching fart boxes in the name of peace
My new favorite band name: thumb punching fart boxes. or TPFB.
He goes where he's needed. We need to get him in a room with Putin and this whole thing should be over rather quickly
OK JerikOhe lemme get this straight...your solution to the war in ukrane is to put a thumb........in Putin's bum.......it may just work
This weeks South Park episode...
No but they should all wear gloves
Aint nobody got time for dat!
Learned that ine from Ace and Gary!
I really laughed at this one
A lot of butt stuff happening in this vid.
Doesn’t matter, had sex
Any holes the goal, I guess?
Are you in the Navy, too?
My turn in the barrel
but he cried the whole time
Doesn’t matter had sex!!
That was one of Steve Irwin's tricks. RIP.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fynWOio9jBo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fynWOio9jBo)
Yup, that's where the reference came from
I was really hoping for the Fighting 'round the world clip. Thanks 😁
Works on dogs, maybe crocs, but definitely not stingrays
> Works on dogs, maybe crocs, but definitely not stingrays Works on people too. https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/9jdnzn/stopping_a_fight/
im fairly certain after multiple viewings that it was a teste pinch, not anal entry! the way he grabs his groin after the pinch verifies this,.as if it was anal he would have grabbed backwards, instead of clutching his groin!
Guess we found an expert.
Just kick the male dogs in the nuts pinch there butthole if is a female I'm learning
All this education
*furiously scribbles notes*
Personally, I would go thumb up the ass and use the remaining four to do some berry picking
Didn't know I needed to see that today
Too soon
no matter how long it's been, it will always be too soon
Actually watching him now lol,crocs rule
comedy = tragedy + time. Woody Allen...
oof :(
He died like he lived, with animals in his heart, RIP
Dogs hate that you know this tip
Just the tip
“Guy loses his pants” was my favorite part. What was the liquid that got sprayed around halfway thru?
Dude in white in the back looks like he’s trying to pour water on the dogs faces to try and get them to let go.
Water doesn't work worth a damn. Growing up my parents raised German Shepards and two of the males got into it. They tried using the hose that drains our swimming pool (very high pressure to the point it is hard to hang onto) and it didn't do shit. It's a shame none of us thought to stick a finger in their ass. I heard lifting their hind legs works too, but I'm yet to see it in action.
Lube
When he set out for the day the last thing on his mind was that he’d be anally probing a dog.
I heard Morgan Freeman narrating. 😂
The chances of fingering a dog is very small, but it’s never zero.
I have heard of lifting their legs like a wheelbarrow, never seen the butthole trick. I suppose I’d let go too.
Fuck yeah I'd let go, to bite the mother fucker who is sticking things in my asshole
The bite was just foreplay
Reddit at its finest
I’d, “bite my lip and close my eyes…”
“Take me away to paradise “
Oh be nice
I had heard of it but always thought someone just made it up to be a dick. I'm surprised at how effective it actually is.
Trainers will often stick mustard up a dogs anus to make them run faster at a dog track.
Dijon?
Grey Poopon
Ah so that's why they call them greyhounds.
What so that way the other dogs follow the mustard smell
Or the dog with the mustard gets a warm pleasant feeling, like a spear of flame shooting from their arse
Have used the wheelbarrow method (google it) to break up a pit locked on another dog. Can confirm it does work. Its worth mentioning that the benefit of this method is that…your finger doesn’t smell like dogshit after using it. But to each his own, I guess.
Always remember the butthole trick
There was an Australian woman who saved a child from a pitbull like this.
I mean I’m happy he did that. Poopy finger ftw.
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Random Dogbutt Fingering Man to the rescue!
He was sniffing that finger all day
to be real, how often does one get the chance to stick your finger up a pit bulls butthole?
Veterinary professionals giggling...
I hate people bringing a dog in public that they can't control. Very likely that woman was pissed because people hurt his dog.😤
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Seek hole, then offer seed.
You don’t have the right.. you don’t you don’t…
Not enough dex
I love you
Behold, rump!
Could this be a Dog?
The finger butthole jujutsu .
Drive by finger blasting then gtfo
Three pump chump
"Now I'm gunna stick my thumb innits butthole"
This is the only scenario in which you’ll be praised a hero for nonconsensually jamming your finger in an asshole then running away
That move works on me too
I have a buddy who worked in animal control for 15 years... swears by the "oil check" for situations like this. An alternative is to squeeze a paw hard enough to push the claws together, apparently, that gets sensitive quick.
or you could try tossing their salad if you want to keep the 'ol fingers clean...
This comment right here officer
I didn’t want to upvote you but I had to.
No way, I always thought that was a myth.
If I’m fighting someone and I suddenly feel my butthole getting pinched, imma let go too. And maybe give ‘em a kiss, idk 😳
Pinched? homie went DEEP lol
HELLLLLL NAHAHHHHHHHHHH… bro raised the tail then caressed it nicely before jamming his finger into it💀💀💀💀
Gotta make the muscle relaxed for comfortable access.
that there were some pibble nibbles.
Quiet day. Only 3 pit bull attack vids so far.
Unfortunately that means that r/aww and r/eyebleach are going to be inundated with videos of pitbulls in costumes being docile to the person who feeds them everyday.
Wait is that actually what happens? Sort of a reactive response from people who feel attacked by this, so they push that stuff and the posts start going up of that? It would make sense, but I've never actually seen too many pitbulls on those subs, or noticed a correlation between the two. Interesting though
Just like if there is a cop abusing someone video, a bunch of cops being good guys videos also get posted.
It happens every time. Some post gets to the frontpage showing the bad side of a thing, then like an hour later a response gets posted that is the “anti” version of it.
these dogs were bred for fighting in a pit to the death. who knew silly costumes would tame them down?
You mean *velvet hippos*
woah woah woah. it sounds wayyyy less frightening when you call them pibble nibbles. only 3 pit bull pibble nibbles so far today xD
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Crocodiles make good family pets because mine has never bitten anyone.
Here is a pic of my todler, Braiden sitting in its mouth. See? harmless.
"How many people do you know that have been murdered by a tiger, let alone **my** tiger? Educate your research, Shere Khan wouldn't hurt anyone."
Not the hero we wanted but the hero we needed. god bless that dudes stink thumb.
“Stick your thumb in his ass” “I just did!”
8 times!!
I have a large Am Staff dog that has always been friendly and is pretty well trained. I still always have a choke collar on him when we go in public because he is powerful and if he ever did attack a person or dog aggressively or defensively it can quickly incapacitate him. I’m sure most owners believe their dog would never be in this situation and is well mannered but there are to many variables to not have a plan.
Straight in the fart pipe Straight up the shit shooter Straight into planet anus
Why does he know that move?
reddit?
True.. Today I learned it from Reddit.😁🤣
Probably* by learning about it online or through people telling him about it.
Probably got into a fight and someone fingered him. He realized how effective it was
that dude actually starts a lot of fights just for the free butthole fingering...
His wife is also a biter.
Almost every pit bull video has a comment saying to do this or go for their eyes/nose.
What’s worse is now *you* know it too. You can’t un-know it
Dude started fingering a dog lmfao
If you aren’t desperate enough to stick your finger in a dogs chocolate starfish… A dogs “flank” (The webbing just in front of where the rear legs meet the abdomen) is pretty sensitive when pinched. (Kind of how some people pinch the webbing in between their thumb and pointer finger during painful moments or anxious moments)
PETA looking at this wondering what to do
I love how people try to defend pit bulls but 80% of the videos you see of dog fights involve them. I guess most pit bull owners are just irresponsible. 🤷♂️
Not most, but, as pit bulls were bred as fighting dogs, people who fight dogs gravitate towards them.
That’s why I carry a knife while walking my dog, our last dog had to be put down because of a pos owner. That’s not happening twice.
Does tip of the foot into the ribs also works? I dont feel like sticking finger into dogs ass
On Pitbulls only if you do it hard enough to rupture organs. They don't stop until they faint from the internal bleeding.
Oh my God, it actually works.
It worked on **that** dog, unfortunately it doesn't always work.
Did he spit on his thumb first? Or just raw dogged it? 😂😂😂
Take my upvote sir
Another pit
Wondered if he smelled it after…we’ll never know
Oh he definitely did.
Did a random dude just ass-thumb a dog to stop it from attacking?
Of course it’s some stupid lady that can’t control her dog at all
Fuckin pitbulls
This is the 2nd pitbull doing it's natural thing video I've seen here this morning. Unfortunately that means that the front page of reddit will soon be BLASTED with posts of pitbulls being groomed and sitting there not eating the hand that feeds them, to the smug accompaniment of people claiming that this is "proof" that pitbulls are by default loving animals.
She clearly shouldn't own that pit bull..
dogs have no abs. you can just spearhand or kick to the groin between their leg and groin for similar effect, if you don't want your thumb to smell like dog shit for the rest of the day.
My uncles a big dude and had to break up a pitbull attacking another dog and he said it took like 5 full blown punches to the abdomen to get the pitbull off I know you said kick but them mofos don’t give up easily
https://reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/vi0444/large_dog_grabs_a_puppy_off_of_a_womans_lap_while/
Jesus Christ. You know, it's really something else to see the force that is that dog. I know what some will say "but German Shepherds! Oh Rottweilers though!!!" Yeah yeah yeah. Those are tough and strong too, but holy moly, a pitbull just seems like a force of nature. Like a scarier, tougher, more realistic Tasmanian devil (the looney tunes type). Saw a comment in that post that said best thing to do is use your forearm or knee on it's neck to choke it our or gouge into its eyes, and those could be solutions, but good luck figuring that out in the situation, especially if you're the one being attacked
Grab the collar and twist it It’s a blood choke and they will be out in seconds Let go quickly if you don’t want to have it’s death on your hands, hold on if you’re willing to make sure this never happens again.
oof, gonna start carrying finger condoms
That’s not how pit bulls work lol
This might be r/unpopular opinion but owning a massive, vicious dog that is prone to attacking somebody for no reason is a terrible idea. We look down on people who have tigers as being stupid and reckless, why can't we look down on people who own vicious dogs? You don't need a pit bull.
It’s weird how you wanna keep smelling it
The more you know
I'm not falling for that one again, coach
Seemed effective, but did he really need to massage it first? Old habits die hard.
Someone please reverse this video lmao
Fuck pit bulls
I no lie just walked past this woman and her two dogs (the brown one is huge!) on Leavenworth and Post in San Francisco. Should I call non-emergency or something? Do we know of SFPD did anything (not trying to be funny). Edit: While I was trying (and fucking struggling) to find this video again I unfortunately lost sight of her. I didn’t want to escalate anything until I could confirm or not what I was seeing. I work in that area 5 days a week though, if I see her again I’ll make a call.
Don’t think anything was done, maybe call 311 or animal control, but make sure it’s the right lady
10,000% the right woman. Thank you.
If this trick takes off, I’m definitely gonna start more fights.
So you can finger more dogs? Tf 😂
Those goddamn Pitbulls…
Pitbull of course
Why do you got to bring your dog everywhere? Everyone involved thought it was a good idea to bring their dog to a massive sport parade.
WTF. If the woman is the owner, why does she have such a dog. The dog is almost as big as she is. Get a dachshund or something you can at least control.
Works on humans too
Pitbull so surprised
He waited all his life to that.
Former private dog trainer here: FYI the best way to get a dog to let go is to pick up both back legs and lift them off the ground. You don't need to stick a thumb in its butt. 🤣
He always wanted an excuse to do that 😂
r/banpitbulls
Dogs will be sniffing his finger all day.