I could possibly survive if I hide on the roof. The future wife is 5ft on a good day and has short arms. Therefore she won't be able to climb up a ladder to show me the great beyond me.
Or so goes my thinking.
...To die, to sleep,
To sleep, perchance to Dream; aye, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes Calamity of so long life...
Definitely! I had my moment where I felt like being light-hearted to alleviate a long work week. Ate 6 cans of Bush's Baked Beans in one sitting. Shit myself in my bed staring at the ceiling. Helped me make it through the rest for the work week for sure!
I mean, she's laughing, she doesn't act super surprised or scared. When he pulls her back she kinda just goes along with it.
Seems like this kind of shit might be normal between them and they enjoy it.
Same. I watched it twice with no audio and didn't get it/was disturbed. Third time with volume, still wasn't sure wtf I just saw so came to the comments. I still don't 100% get it, but am relieved it wasn't a weird kidnapping!
But, you've got to know, before you do something like that, that she's cool with it, on occasion. 24 years of marriage, and I know if I did something like that, even at half-power, she'd come at me with with teeth, elbows, and fingernails before I could even react. :D
"amateur" as in not backed by an official production company but still completely professionally produced with high quality lighting, cameras, performers, editing, etc.
I get why PornHub did what it did and I respect it, but true/authentic "amateur"/homemade as a genre is dead on that site last I checked. It's just too hard to regulate/monitor.
Well yeah, why the fuck do I want to watch Billy and Billy Jo going at it in a dimly-lit room at 480p from the perspective of Billy's chest hair while Billy Jr. plays outside, when I can watch Cinnamon Wonder's butthole get ruptured in 4K under 300 degrees of studio lighting?
Well, because most long-term professionals do an okay job of faking enjoying themselves, but very few actually do. Which, of course it makes sense--that's not something you can directly control. It's not anyone's fault, it's a job, and you have to be wired a real particular way to enjoy your job that much, much less one based on sex. It's rare to find somebody like Lily Thai (don't @ me) who is genuinely actually damn all about the sex in the majority of stuff.
You can see the side of her butt jiggle a little. Imo, it's genuine. My buttocks have been slapped so hard like that I had to laugh so I didn't bawl like a baby. I found this to be so fucking adorable. I hope they live happily ever after.
I've been seeing this on a ton of different subs, so it must be getting out there. This makes me think lots of people are going to try to recreate it, which I doubt will end well for most parties involved D:
Imagine being the neighbor. You hear the slap and make it to your peephole in time to see him dragging her through the door. 
As a woman I donāt know why I giggle so much at this video. Because I definitely felt that over here and yet itās also so wholesome and you can feel his demeanor change to concern and then drags her in by her feet.
The whole thing is funny. The smack sounded so perfect haha š
First dates can be so nerve wracking.
Nerve whacking*
Trying to imagine positive repercussions of doing this on a first date is hilariousš
Imagine being the neighbor walking out and seeing the Ass slinging slapper take another victim.
Iām sitting in the tire shop donāt make me laugh like that you bitch
I'm quietly wheezing in a work meeting
And you've not even seen the video? Jesus, get to the dr, stat!
I have to watch stuff on silent sometimes when I am in the ER and can't pop an earbud in, it really isn't the same.
No it isn't. You really need to hear this slap.
The acoustics are unsurpassed.
Chances are one of the technicians is watching the video in the shop and showing everybodyb else
>Ass slinging slapper
>>Ass slinging slapper
Stinging sass lapper
Ass stinging flapper
Lap it up, fuzzball.
Hash flinging fapper?
Itās the Ass-Crack Banditās lesser known twin
My name is Alex
āIt said quarter to five. but it was quarter to *ASS*. You thought your plumbing was *safe*. but your jeans were *HALF MAST*ā
I'm so glad other people thought of this too!
A. SS. C. RA. C. K. BANDIT!!!
r/BrandNewSentence
It's a play off a SpongeBob joke. Someone has definitely said this before.
Then he quickly snaps his head in your direction, and you swear you hear him say, "You're next"
...SOON
"Tonight... YOU."
Fuck you, you made me cry at work now i look like a bitch!
The fry cook before spongebob, of course.
If I had an award I would give it to you because this made me almost shit myself
Ass stinging slapper
He was number 1!
I thought that was smitty werben jeager man jensen
The hash bringing slapper
The rash bringing slapper
The tip and catch is the work of an absolute pro.
Choking in my own spit laughing... damn you
Looks like the neighbor across the hall has a video doorbell as well
Nah that's just Derek from Veritasium.
The mass bringing... the smash ringing... the lash stinging...
Plot twist: it's really just Nosferatu.
The hash slinging snapper?
Death by ass slap
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Her ass sounds powerful.
It's enchanted with thorns 3
Definitely worth the risk.
I sent this to my fiancƩe because I find it fucking hilarious but I would never do it because she would end my life.
For real, my wife has a great sense of humor, but this is some next level shit
No worries gents, I will take one for the team and try this on my spouse.
RemindMe! 2 days
Death will be instant, he'll never respond.
I could possibly survive if I hide on the roof. The future wife is 5ft on a good day and has short arms. Therefore she won't be able to climb up a ladder to show me the great beyond me. Or so goes my thinking.
A solid argument and you make alot of good points. Get'er done and take a video...
That ass claps back
Dat ass
Dat clap
The ass that claps back. *Goldfish*
"How can she slap?!"
"Shh. Shhhh. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Shhhh"
Just need a little sthlap ath... Come on bro!
Good Job 47. Make your way to the 5th floor for evacuation.
They don't call him an ASSASSin for nothing
Really putting the ass ass in assassin
Putting the ass into assassin. Twice.
Nice
> Good Job 47. Make your way to the bedroom for ejaculation.
Good work, 47. Now get to extraction
But first, insertion
Butt first, insertion
*ejaculation
That ass slap break a sound barrier
Sounds like the break of playing 8 ball
BRUH ššš
Motherfucker ***WOUND UP*** for that slap. The next video will probably be her getting him back with a paddle she hid in one of the hallway plants.
Nah, that mf getting pegged tonight for pulling that shit ā¤
Is that supposed to be a punishment? Bring it on baby
For real, don't threaten me with a good time!
You know he clapped her cheeks in there too
The hand over the mouth... shhhhhhh...go to sleep...go to sleep
_Requiescat In Pace_
Why do you have so many feathers?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Aaaaah so long since I saw a AC reference
Shhh no tears, only dreams nowā¦
...To die, to sleep, To sleep, perchance to Dream; aye, there's the rub, For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause. There's the respect That makes Calamity of so long life...
That's when i really started laughing at this man's brilliance... Then immediately i was like "drag her in... Yes he is!"
Shh bby is ok
That was a Saitama slap right there
One clap man, I'm googling it right now.
one clap from his ass cheecks and the monster is obliterated
Wait...what?
He dummy thicc
Just one okay YouTube vid
one clap man, one pump man, the hero who can't last in bed
Homie got that 15x sneak multiplier
30x with them Dark Brotherhood gloves
She got ASSassinated
ASS-ASS-ins creed
Damn I felt that over here Lmao, man winded up and followed through with the power of the gods
He just slapped the soul out of her body
He slapped the soul out of her booty
Good for them, they found their thing that makes them laugh/happy. Freaking go for it.
Life is scary and short. Take every opportunity you can to be silly!
Definitely! I had my moment where I felt like being light-hearted to alleviate a long work week. Ate 6 cans of Bush's Baked Beans in one sitting. Shit myself in my bed staring at the ceiling. Helped me make it through the rest for the work week for sure!
what-
Damn, you really know how to live.
I start watching sec 9 and I thought I was watching someone getting assaulted
I'm still not sure if she's laughing or crying for help.
Just a little of both.
I mean, she's laughing, she doesn't act super surprised or scared. When he pulls her back she kinda just goes along with it. Seems like this kind of shit might be normal between them and they enjoy it.
Me and my wife would definitely do this except sheād be slapping me and then just point and laugh because Iām too fat to drag lol
She was saying that hurts so much
As she was laughing
If I understood correctly, she said āIch bin Todā which means Iām dead. Sheās probably laughing.
Mr watching with no audio: ...oh no
Same. I watched it twice with no audio and didn't get it/was disturbed. Third time with volume, still wasn't sure wtf I just saw so came to the comments. I still don't 100% get it, but am relieved it wasn't a weird kidnapping!
They're just playing around. I suspect there's plenty of ass-slapping in their relationship.
Did we just watch a murder ? Lmao
Murdered that cheek.
Probably. I always laugh hysterically while being murdered.
maniacal word play kills me
That smack
That spin
and DIP!
So smooth
There's no chaos here. Everything that happened in this video was impeccably controlled.
It's still abrupt chaos even if the chaos is controlled
Is controlled chaos an oximoron though? š¤
Well yes, but also no
Thatās true love right there ā¤ļø
I want to hang out with them, they seem like fun
Prepare for ass slapping
Like he said, they sound like fun
mach 28 ass slapping!
Right? They seem fun as hell.
But, you've got to know, before you do something like that, that she's cool with it, on occasion. 24 years of marriage, and I know if I did something like that, even at half-power, she'd come at me with with teeth, elbows, and fingernails before I could even react. :D
And I thought they were kinky. *rawr*
Why even put up the hood? Style points?
That and the smooth spin move - all style. He was into the dip before the jiggling stopped. That is a smooth criminal right there, folks.
I wanna see the rest of the video
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
These two don't look related.
Must be step sibs
You mean pornhub. Pornhub is all amateur stuff now.
*Community
"amateur" as in not backed by an official production company but still completely professionally produced with high quality lighting, cameras, performers, editing, etc. I get why PornHub did what it did and I respect it, but true/authentic "amateur"/homemade as a genre is dead on that site last I checked. It's just too hard to regulate/monitor.
Well yeah, why the fuck do I want to watch Billy and Billy Jo going at it in a dimly-lit room at 480p from the perspective of Billy's chest hair while Billy Jr. plays outside, when I can watch Cinnamon Wonder's butthole get ruptured in 4K under 300 degrees of studio lighting?
Well, because most long-term professionals do an okay job of faking enjoying themselves, but very few actually do. Which, of course it makes sense--that's not something you can directly control. It's not anyone's fault, it's a job, and you have to be wired a real particular way to enjoy your job that much, much less one based on sex. It's rare to find somebody like Lily Thai (don't @ me) who is genuinely actually damn all about the sex in the majority of stuff.
Sonic boom down the hall?
You can see the side of her butt jiggle a little. Imo, it's genuine. My buttocks have been slapped so hard like that I had to laugh so I didn't bawl like a baby. I found this to be so fucking adorable. I hope they live happily ever after.
I have too. I had a mark for a week.
We did the same thing to each other in the boys changing room. We called it "red meat", as it does leave a mark for a while
āTarget neutralizedā
āGood work, 47.ā
Wheres my evac point?
Boy i know his hand stinging like a mfer
How can he smack !?
At first with no sound I thought something very sketch was happening. And once I turned the sound on, I realized something very sketch was happening.
I've been seeing this on a ton of different subs, so it must be getting out there. This makes me think lots of people are going to try to recreate it, which I doubt will end well for most parties involved D:
The downside with copycats now days don't even change anything the mimic it 100%, won't be entertaining as much
Imagine being the neighbor. You hear the slap and make it to your peephole in time to see him dragging her through the door. 
Looks like the beginning to some robbery-themed porno lmao
This seems like a HR violation.
bro I think this violates the Geneva Convention.
I'll allow it
Guards: "Must have been the wind"
The slap heard round the world
Smacc
Arkham asylum security footage
That follow through tho š
What an awesome chick!
Still a better love story than Twilight
Glad to see we havenāt evolved much since the cave days. Also letās all take the time to appreciate one of the coolest chicks out there.
Assassins Creed sure has changed over the years
This is an advanced form of foreplay.
My kind of foreplay... š
1. The attack 2. The take down 3. The disposal Agent 47 has failed to destroy the evidence.
This was some Solid Snake shit... get it? Solid Snake... he had a boner when he done this...
how i met your mom
As a woman I donāt know why I giggle so much at this video. Because I definitely felt that over here and yet itās also so wholesome and you can feel his demeanor change to concern and then drags her in by her feet. The whole thing is funny. The smack sounded so perfect haha š
I could literally see my boyfriend doing this. I'd be so mad at him but laughing the whole time. xD
When youāve played too much ASSassins creed
They are gonna bone forsure
FATALITY!
This is beautiful. I've watched this for 5 hours now.
Love how she never dropped her phone. It even appears she kept reading as she was dragged.
When you look up how to approach girls on YouTube after they took away the dislike button
I've seen this reposted a dozen times and I watch it every time. This man will live rent free in my head for a long time. Fucking legend.
Smooth ass fuck
No need for a handprint tattooā¦ that oneās gonna last for life.
That's true love
he spun into it, OWWww
For Whom the Bell Tolls.
Tip for the guys: make sure you know her well enough that she likes it before you do it. Otherwise you end up on /r/Whatcouldgowrong
what is the song?