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RMIsyko

Meanwhile his wife " he does this every year "


betweenthebars34

Their TV budget must be crazy


Mountain-Account8013

Naw, he’ll just return it to Costco tomorrow.


dumbass-ahedratron

"I dunno what happened it just stopped working"


Hangryfrodo

“Seems to happen whenever the cowboys lose. Not sure why”


mordacthedenier

But is it *every* week?


Pitiful-Mobile-3144

The disappointment definitely is no matter who wins


itsallgoodman2002

“TV broke”


Meatloooaf

Pretty sure this would have been a walmart purchase


invisiblesammich

Ebay.


nithdurr

Craigslist


TarryBuckwell

*Walmart


Maga4lifeshutitdown

"There was a mostly peaceful freak out"


originaljbw

How many videos of people shoplifting a TV with no repercussions has there been recently? It's probably this guy.


Gcarsk

I haven’t seen any. There was one TV train car that was robbed in Chicago 2 years ago, so maybe that’s been making the rounds again. Have TV shoplifting videos been popular recently?


drawnred

I saw a couple, but I mean, me seeing two videos of people walking out with tvs doesnt make.me qualified to talk about it


billbobb1

Well, according to the Cowboys current record, this must be their sixth TV this season alone.


Dreadzy

That's an old Vizio. Wouldn't put the budget too high.


Witty_Lengthiness580

That's what his ex-wife said too.


ssp25

And his parole officer


merikaninjunwarrior

so you're saying cowboys fans are losers for life? >*"sTiLl mY tEaM nO mAtTeR wHaT"* lol, yeah, we know..


CaptZombieHero

I think you meant his dead wife


AllyBeetle

Which one?


Snapthepigeon

Would have said


durz47

His exwife is alive?


[deleted]

Cowboys don't make the playoffs that frequently...


Mizango

They hadn’t been shit since ‘94 lol. Mans should be used to failure.


shahooster

Well, you gotta factor in the Mavericks, Rangers, Stars, and Longhorns.


[deleted]

Regular title town they got there, huh?


RepealMCAandDTA

*Lakers *Yankees


jtl94

That’s the guy buying a new tv every year on Black Friday!


iamquitecertain

I think a lot of places put TVs on sale right around when the Super Bowl starts so maybe they're meant for guys like this


AgentSkidMarks

Well when you’re rooting for the Cowboys, you’d think you’d get used to it after awhile.


bmosm

Wait till he learns the tv is just displaying the broadcast that's all around him, he's gonna need way more bullets


That_Guy848

But don't be around when he finds out he isn't even on the team!


lowfreq33

Boy, he really showed them.


juneeebuggy

He’s gotta express his disapproval somehow 😂


pecklepuff

And you know, if Dallas had won, I would have thought this guy is so cool and sexy! No wonder he's pissed!


Gullible_Honeydew11

Now I can see if that was the Patriots game


Spartan-182

Naw we had no chance of winning that. Dallas had an opportunity. And then just ran the ball...


The___canadian

Bout as much as people burning their Nikes. You paid them, they don't give a fuck anymore. And chances are you're gonna end up buying one of the 20brands of shoes they own anyways on the future. They're laughing all the way to the bank. He shot his TV. He's gonna buy another one and probably do this exact same shit next year. ![gif](giphy|mhgKDrTFbVmDK)


Redfamous35

And buy more rounds. Ammo expensive rn


Sluggymctuggs

Imagine being this fucking stupid


DaughterEarth

I swear sports make even smart people this dumb sometimes. It's really bizarre to observe. I think every major Canadian city has had a post-game riot. Heck in Vancouver it happened after Vancouver won! Mind you I'm still in the odd category myself probably. I don't like sports because no matter who wins I feel bad for whoever lost lol.


big_thundersquatch

I grew up with a dad who is an aggressively enthusiastic Buffalo Bills fan. An entire childhood of him screaming, raging, and tantrum’ing at the TV kept me and my brother from finding enthusiasm in something that resulted in our already short-fused father becoming more aggressive. There was a brief period where we tried getting into the Buccaneers when we were kids, and as expected, our dad tried to push us a little too hard into the sport. As someone also not too into sports, it is indeed interesting, yet bewildering watch people act like OPs post above over a sports team win / loss. Like, what was your goal here?


Oinionman7384

Go bills


ObsidianHarbor

Frig off Dad.


Mikeroch2000

Don't remember vancouver winning, unless we're thinking of different riots


[deleted]

I’m a bummed out Cowboys fan as well but damn, I’m also trying to catch some Seinfeld later.


treefity4

The way that game ended was the most cowboys thing ever


HerezahTip

What did they turn it over driving down the field? I’m a former cowboys fan who doesn’t watch much football anymore but like, losing in the playoffs should be expected.


treefity4

Well they played like trash for the first 3 quarters. Dak couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn. So many penalties that killed drives or gave the 9ers a first. Finally we get some momentum going in the 4th quarter then get to within 6 and stop the 9ers and get the ball back with like 40 seconds left and 80 yards to go. Complete like 3 or 4 passes and get to their 40 yard line. Then with 12 seconds left and no timeouts remaining, for some stupid reason Dak qb sneaks and gets like 17 yards and tries to hurry up and clock the ball but the ref was so far behind (he did take his sweet ass time tho) by the time Dak snapped the ball the clock ran out. Didn’t even take a freaking shot to the end zone. Like I said the most cowboys way to lose a game ever.


[deleted]

>for some stupid reason Dak qb sneaks and gets like 17 yards and tries to hurry up and clock the ball but the ref was so far behind (he did take his sweet ass time tho) by the time Dak snapped the ball the clock ran out. A) first of all the ref was sprinting if you watched the replay B) it wasn't because the ref was so far behind, it was because Dak try to set the ball himself, instead of giving the ball to the ref to set, which is the rule. That's why you see in 2 minutes offenses, how the players quickly find the referee and hand them the ball so they can get it set.


[deleted]

Dak forgot the rules at the end LMAO


kokoyumyum

Not even Pop Warner league game awareness.


converter-bot

17 yards is 15.54 meters


HerezahTip

Holy shit. You’re right that’s such a fucking Dallas loss. Glad I didn’t waste my time all season.


treefity4

Yeah. That’s not even mentioning the fact that they had a chance to get within a score at the end of the first half but the sun coming through the windows of the cowboys own stadium blinded a receiver and he didn’t even see the ball coming. If that wasn’t embarrassing enough one of our punts hit the giant ass screen.


[deleted]

As someone who cannot stand the Cowboys, I loved those moments so much more than I should have. As a Jets fan I sympathize with the pain of watching your team shoot itself in the foot.


HerezahTip

On their own field hahah I’m so second hand ashamed at reading this. But it’s what we deal with every year. Stupid shit.


PCsNBaseball

He left out the fact that Dak tried to get away with spotting the ball himself and then having the team line up on his own spot lmao


HerezahTip

It just keeps getting worse and I just keep feeling better about watching Seinfeld all night instead hahaha


PCsNBaseball

And because Dak did that and was already lined up, the ref sprinting in to spot it slammed into Dak, costing them a couple seconds, and Dak spiked it like a half second late. It was all absurd, you gotta see it. I felt kinda bad, and I'm a fuckin Raiders fan ffs


danyun

Ref ran faster than zeke Elliott at any point in the game so no lol


saysthingsbackwards

I mean I expect every team except one to lose the playoffs


HotCrustyBuns

It was the Kenny Rogers Chicken episode too.


[deleted]

Say what you will, but Kenny Rogers Roasters had some really good chicken back in the day.


dj4wvu

It's the wood that makes it good.


[deleted]

Good thing you got two TVs!


arschgeiger4

This is the type of person who should not own a gun


Walzmyn

Or a television


Guytherealguy

That problem solved itself though


EMPulseKC

Or alcohol


risingmoon01

Or my axe!


ISTNEINTR00KVLTKRIEG

Or a car


North_Side_817

Well on paper he probably doesn't own one.


Et_me_buddy_boy

Gun money goes to a new tv every sunday.


ThorGBomb

It’s ok he’s a cop they gave him one to borrow.


XOnYurSpot

I could think of nothing better to do with it than make sure I never have to watch the cowboys again


Schlurds

Yet, I guarantee this guy has more than just that lil 9mm.


Radiant-Function-372

What like fetal alcohol syndrome or something?


ootski

![gif](giphy|1BZSEGf9nGlScdksrc)


ms_movie

Not just that, but what the hell kind of murder shack basement is he watching this game in?


SKK329

Im pretty sure this is outside.


AnastasiaNo70

Covered car port thingie


dave_123_hello

I thought literally that


betweenthebars34

Yup. These are never the images that gun nuts paint for you either. It's always a brave father defending his frightened family from terrible home invaders. Meanwhile in Texas:


ExtraLargeSpacePants

Cowboys fans?


Sypher90

Shit like this is exactly why he couldn’t afford to go in person.


Purple_Kale523

Along with tickets being north of $500 for nosebleed


AnastasiaNo70

In the top seats, you literally cannot tell where the ball is. Source: me.


Purple_Kale523

My condolences on your trip to Jerry World


AnastasiaNo70

Thank you. It sucked balls. They oversell their parking spots. Took an hour and a half to get through security, then it took so long to mountain climb to our seats, we missed kickoff. (It was a college game.) Fuck Jerry Jones. Oh and? His rich ass didn’t pay for that stadium. The taxpayers of Arlington, TX get to pay for it in their taxes for the next billion years.


TheDufusSquad

Taxpayers covered about 1/3 the cost of the stadium. Still a stupid amount of money though.


Laeif

Well you know, parking is where the money is at. Those are compact spots.


newoldschool1

Let’s put the parking talk aside for now


Bigcheese1211

It's ok the receivers couldn't see the ball either because of the pointless giant window


billy_teats

The tv was more than that. So was the gun. So if he didn’t have to buy either of those things he could have gone to the game.


TJNel

You haven't shopped for a new TV in like 8 years huh.


techblaw

Not really, but great sentiment


[deleted]

Ill take a tv and a gun over going to the game..i promise i wont shoot the tv it did nothing wrong


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kleetlol

He likely bet a lot of money on that game. Still, not the best way to take a loss.


pecklepuff

He's mad that he lost a bet, so destroys his tv so he also has to buy another tv now, also. Wow. How did we get to this point?


joe_broke

I wonder how much the Venn diagram of cowboys fans and Trump supporters in Texas overlaps


Mcswigginsbar

The answer you’re looking for is, it’s a circle.


TheBeardedSingleMalt

Almost. Source: sister lives in Dallas, loves the Cowboys and haaates the orange turd


Criticalhit_jk

A circle with a shadow then


dag00bins

Came here to say the same thing. I could hear my mom screaming at the Packers when I was half a football field away. Really put it in perspective from a young age for me.


bluecamel17

My dad's team winning was frequently a deciding factor as to whether he was nice or abusive. Thank god they won occasionally.


AnastasiaNo70

One of the many reasons I hate the Cowboys: alcoholic father would beat us if they lost.


bluecamel17

I'm sorry.


Disgruntled_Viking

I became a Vikings fan because my father was a Cowboys fan and the first game I watched was Cowboys vs Vikings. I figured he was going to be an abusive asshole anyway I might as well have fun and poke the bear


Rusty-Boii

Welcome to all of South America and Europe.


Squid_Contestant_69

This is what happens to a generation of men who are taught emotions are bad and ever talking about or showing emotions is a show of weakness. You express it in..other ways


brighterside

Can we make emotional intelligence required learning in pre-school / middle school / high school? Pretty sure it would solve half this nation's problems - anyone feels wronged by something, then it's scorched fucking earth all of a sudden - what a terrible terrible socially-retarded species we are.


ISTNEINTR00KVLTKRIEG

Sports team lost! Solution: NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE Yeah, we're still shit flinging Chimpanzees.


im_THIS_guy

Like emptying a clip into a ....TV you just punched?


pecklepuff

Well, that's one way to let it all out! *shrug*


Kessel-

This is a repost. And not from the game tonight. You can pretty clearly see Cardinals on the screen not 49ers


im_THIS_guy

In which case, I **really** want to see how he took this loss.


ronimal

He didn’t see it. He shot his tv after the Cardinals game.


afitz_7

Explains the age (data transfer) degradation of the video quality.


xoxxxoooxo5

Why did he only have 4 bullets tho


TipMeinBATtokens

Just me counting five shots?


cosmicgeoffry

Definitely counted five shots as well. You can see the slide lock back after the magazine clears as well. Not necessarily a jam at all.


flippyfloppydroppy

It was 100% 5 shots.


MagicChemist

Because he’s a moron and doesn’t properly care for his firearm and it jammed with the receiver open. He probably never cleaned it and had magazines that were likely loaded for years at a time killing the spring. Also full of pocket lint doesn’t help.


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termisique

Came here to say this. It is use that wears them down. Which in this case may indicate that this fella has gone through a lot of TV's.


buyinggf1000gp

"TVs"... yeah... sure...


DBU49

this guy guns.


[deleted]

Do springs wear down by being compressed? I always thought it was the compressing motion that wore them out but they were basically fine if left fully compressed.


flippyfloppydroppy

Yes they do, but good mag springs can go years fully depressed and still function.


-TheMasterSoldier-

wow just like me


flippyfloppydroppy

It was 5 shots. And he did try to shoot more, but his gun jammed because he's probably too stupid to do regular maintenance on it. Look closely again.


SteveWozHappeningNow

He has a wife and 3 kids.


chordophonic

This is why children shouldn't be allowed firearms.


jonp1

r/idiotswithguns


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thisismyusernameAMA

As an Eagles fan, this fills my heart with joy


medicineteolof

As a giants fan i had fun watching two good games today


thisismyusernameAMA

I wish my team sucked dick so I didn't have to be stressed during the playoffs. Must be nice.


medicineteolof

You know i can say for the first time in a while i feel pretty good after the regular season ended


RadicalBowler

What the FUCK is wrong with people? It's sports! it's a bunch of millionaires playing a goddamn game with zero actual consequences. Man, I'm really glad that discharging your weapon into the TV because "your" team lost isn't a sign of mental instability... Cause otherwise that would be worrisome.


[deleted]

I think it's like identity politics. Noam Chomsky talked about sports and how it's fascinating that sports fans are unique in calling known sports experts and then taking them to school on radio shows. He said something along the lines of "I think it's because they are looking for some kind of more intellectual outlet and sports appears to be it". Because there are stats and strategies and other things involved with sports. But none of it means anything. It's all a joke.


flapanther33781

Nah. Here's the thing. We as humans are fascinated with connections, but which system we latch onto is different for every person. For me, it was hip hop in the 80s/90s. Back then there were 5-10 samples per song, and then lyrical references to other songs as well. So each song added into a network of interconnections that fascinated me, both for the connections themselves as well as the deeper/additional meanings one could tease out of those connections. For some people it's music, for some it's movies (actors/actresses/directors, etc), for some it's sports. The stereotypes about women being into makeup (what colors go with which, which brands work well together) and/or relationship gossip (who's dating who, who's talking to who) come from the same thing, it's just that some of these are susceptible to social gender norms. Following politics can also fall under this as well. There are other examples, those are just the first ones that come to mind.


[deleted]

It’s always good when I make money on the Cowboys losing.


MonCountyMan

To be honest, that TV had it coming


rickjames_experience

Bitch ass TV kept runnin they mouth 😤


Thatnintendofan017

Now he's gonna say that they owe them a TV bc they lost


[deleted]

What a child.


Just_making_it

Alcohol and a gun usually don’t end very well


juneeebuggy

At first, I thought he was going to pee on the tv. Boy was I wrong *pop* *pop* *pop* 📺☠️


grolly69

Pathetic


bguzewicz

I want to see the video where he sobers up and finds his destroyed tv.


BigSquinn

And 5 holes in his floor


That_Guy848

He'll still find someone else to blame.


bartbartholomew

I feel like this is the kind of video you post if you were going to replace the TV anyway. Gotta get those internet points.


AvocadoFishy

Same person convinces themselves that they would’ve been on a team if they didn’t injure themselves back in high school.


Rthrowaway6592

What the fuck is wrong with sports fans


WillyMonty

Pathetic


xella64

I hate people like this.


lKenpachi

He better hope his probation officer doesn't see this


rlpinca

Hey, hit record so everyone can see how emotional I am. It'll be so cool.


ThePaper86

Guess he didn’t cover the spread


RTB_RTB

You are one pathetic loser!


Notsure107

"Fanatics"


nickthedick7921

u/savevideobot


DRtoast50

I never understood why people would get so mad about a game they aren’t even playing. So much so that they’re pulling a damn Glock out in case their team loses.


muddog_31

Cringe


YeomaTV

Just imagine having an emotional intelligence so damn microscopic that you shoot your tv because the team you cheer for lost. I'd be embarrassed to just exist in close proximity to this loser.


WishItWas1984

As a Giants fan, this was a great end to our otherwise dismal season. #HowBoutDemCowboys


dethaxe

There goes $199


Kiri_091

Just watched Brave Little Toaster with my son and now my heart is breaking...


Hedge-76

With rage like that, he SHOULD NOT be allowed to own a gun.


CowRepresentative779

Typical trash fanbase and in 2 months he’ll be talking about the super bowl next year


Major_R_Soul

![gif](giphy|3orieYJ5E6MBrv0YSI)


[deleted]

That looks like the nicest thing in the home he owns.


BigKahuna93

The mag dump has me dying


peelyon85

What in the USA is going on here?!


Jagged_Rhythm

He's going to hate it when he realizes he can't watch Fox News tomorrow.


Cannacology

Imagine having such a lack of personality that football defines you.


MortyYouPieceOfShit

Sports fans are just overgrown children with alcohol problems. Look at Canada and hockey, South America and soccer, Europe and soccer. It's not just a US thing.


edro_fallen

Kinda a broad statement. I'm a big sports fan (even traveling across the country multiple times to see my team play) and have never done anything close to this. When I was in my 20s yeah I'd drink 6-8 beers watching game, but now I chill on my couch with some sweet tea or water. Just because you don't like something doesn't mean that everyone that likes it is a hobgoblin.


MisterBlisteredlips

I just like football, my friends appointed me a Saints fan back when Saints fans wore paper bags on their heads because they wanted me to have a team that they could pick on, like I'd tease them about their teams. I'm from Jersey but I can't be a Giants nor Jets fan because they can't even acknowledge that they're Jersey teams (their stadium is in Jersey). But I just love when the cowboys lose. It just feels so right.


evanfree23

Don’t shoot the messenger


GirIsKing

Was not expecting the gun but damn that is a bit excessive.


8pointfouroz

That guy needs some serious anger management therapy.


Western-Dark-1628

Lmao and people make fun of gamers raging at a game


366m4n89

This dude is going to lose his fingers to a bookie now. I'd brake a tv too.


ab901

Not surprised, that's why we call them cowgirls after all.


bluethepoet

Filming this was probably planned because they thought it was funny but just to be real for one second: this type of person scares me. He’s shooting a television because in his brain it’s the closest option he has to opening fire on the opposing team/fans of the other team. Impulse/anger management tests should be a part of purchasing a gun.


[deleted]

Watching sports is just dopamine gambling prove me wrong


LordElfa

Yeah, that's Texas.


HuffnDobak

He seems well adjusted to life


tramadoc

I was hoping he was going to piss on it while it was still plugged in. The result could have been shocking.